shotdown12 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 these kind of ppl r stupid, its obvious there gonna hack u, a monkey with 1 eye and absolutley no skills in reading can see that hes gonna get hacked by a stupid person if they give them their pass :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenei Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 yea seriously.i always knew to never give my pass cause they would probably hack me (99.9% its a hacker) http://ttp://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll183/d3mond00d/me.jpg pic of my character and some stats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alak_the_Great Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 At Barrows Noob: Hey Noob: Anyone have a spade? Me: When you go to Barrows, a shovel is essential. Noob: I no that now Me: Besides, at your level (60 something) its not wise to try this. Me: This is for experienced players Noob: U sure? Me: Yes Noob: I'm experienced Me: Lol, whats your mage level? Noob: 37 Me: Rofl Noob: Ya Me: Kk Noob: Y? Noob: My prayer is 77 Me: If you wanna commit suicide, go ahead Me: Your prayer is 77, thats good but not good enough (he still lacked essential skills) Noob: Wont prayer help Me: Yes but the Barrows Brothers are weak to Magic. Noob: No, Im jking, my prayer is 37 Me: Leave me alone noob. I walk off. Later he pms me asking if I got Guthans Spear or something and that he'd buy it from me. I bet he didnt even know how much its worth. I'm not playing right now, but I'll be back The best song in RuneScape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzeprox99 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 lol, when the new courthouse was built in cammy, i was doing the quest the second it came out, so i walked back in to talk to anna, and here goes the conversation. newb="what is this place?" me="it's a court for the new quest." newb="which!!??" me="king's ransom." newb="oh, what is the room thought.?" me="a courtroom." newb="whoah whats a court?" me="umm, i'm not entirely sure, but the last time i checked a court was a court..." newb="oh that place where they hold court cases" me="yes, i beleive so." lol:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Noob: there is a thread "noobs say the funnies things!" Go to it. Lol on this thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shotdown12 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 noob:hi Me:hi Noob: ur a noob Me: why? Noob: cuz u are. :-k what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 Keep em comming, did RS run out of noobs? no noob posts since couple of days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mememe513 Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 Just got this from a lvl32 at the top of the wizard tower: Noob:Can someone teleport the demon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robgrout Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 i cant remeber the exact conv but it was basicly a noob pure pker wineing because the 1itemer he jst killed didnt drop out when he wz wearing a ring of wealth to make sure he got gd drops....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairness Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 Two new ones: Noob: Hey, what are you doing? Me: Guess what Sherlock, I'm woodcutting (I love it when people ask the above. Just look at the freaking screen! I didn't type this in the game btw). Noob: Rofl, reported for macroing. Me: *like I've been struck in the head with a club* Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. Noob: You will not be so sorry when you get banned! Some guy - he turns out to be a Pmod: I love it when noobs know the best when someone gets banned. Noob: o_0 IRL (I bet) (he left) Also: Noob: (This was actually in two lines) All those stupid macroers, why doesn't Jagex destroy China? You're being watched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracomancer Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 I swear I just fell out of my chair laughing. Current account: Dragonguy 87 Goals: Get members Get all skills 40+ Hehe, this is like Jagex telling half of Runescape players that they're [developmentally delayed]. Sort of. That's how I interpreted it. :P Runescape is why I support abortion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Idiot: Buy ur full Wizzy T//? (On my Pure Skiller) Me: Nfs Idiot2: Buy ur wiz t/ Me: Not for fricken sale! Both: noooob ... :shock: Me: (Fishing in Barbarian Village) Fishing levels (People say their levels) Me: Mine's 59 (It is on my Pure Skiller) Noob: No itz nut noob! u lvl 3! Me: I'm a pure skiller, genious. O.o! Noob: wat pure skiller? Me: A person that doesn't raise any 'fighting' stats. Noob: o Noob: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob (Continuous) Nooooooooooob liaaaarrrrrr ..... :-s My friend tells me there's a level 3 noob that says he has 70 prayer, so I tell him it's impossible.. Me: Prayer raises your levels Him: No it duznt noob Me: Lol. Prayer raises combat, if you get it to about level... 8 it should put you up to level 4. Him: Noob Me: It raises combat, like... Ranged defense attack strength magic and ofcourse, Prayer. Him: Magic dusnt raise level Me: Get your magic and prayer up to level 15, and check your level.. *Ignore* I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tintin113 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 This isn't funny, just worrying: Newb: Hey, can I have 100gp? Me: Yeah sure. Newb: Actually, no I don't want that much, I'll only have 10k. Me: ? No... Newb: C'mon! You were willing to give me 100gp, why not 10k? Me: *teleport* Newb pm: Reported. Me: *ignore* Thanks to Quarra for the awesome sig!Xbox360 Gamertag = Tintin113 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkblade986 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Noob: (This was actually in two lines) All those stupid macroers, why doesn't Jagex destroy China? Mental Note: Do not drink Soda while reading this topic... I have to go get a tissue and a new shirt now... don't worry, you are going to "hell" anyway. wanna race to see who gets there first?Officially reached 100 Combat at 1:33PM EST, June 14, 2007First Dragon Drop: Dragon Chain (Dust Devils) @ 10:48PM EST, July 14, 2008, lv113 combat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorington Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 I was killing green drags when an autoer appears so I attack him. Another player had a go at me saying: Noob: Stopp attacking other people noob Me: He's an autoer... Noob: So you shouldn't attack others Me: If you like autoers your a noob... Noob: I am an autoer :-k Barrows drops: Torags pl8, Torgas legs, Guthans chainskirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralvn Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Noob: Hey I buy you're robin set for my rune Me: nty Noob: Why not Me: its worth a lot more. and its nfs Noob: plz? Me: no Noob: ok rune and some mystic at this point i just ignored him. i try to be as polite as possible with people like this because they are stupid and cant really help it another time this kid randomly pmed me and said the following Noob: Come to my world i gotta show you something (by now i was like...scam comin up. but i went along with it) Me: ok (i get to where he is in Camelot) Noob: dood you have a Robin Set? (why do people keep pointing out the obvious) Me: yeah...so Noob: can i have it Me: uh...no. i worked hard to buy it Noob: plz? Me: no Noob: i'll pay you back as soon as Zezima adds me and gives me money (oh yeah...he actually said that. i wish i had taken a freakin picture) Me: dude no Noob: then get lost you nerd Me: ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oreocookie987 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 I think the term "idiot" would fit better than "noob" for this one, but I'll use "noob" to keep it the same as the others. Noob: Is that a skillcape? Me: Yes Noob: Is that a fire on your cape? Me: Yes Noob: Can you do the emote? Me: Say please Noob: Can you plz do the emote? *I do the emote* Noob: Cool fireball!!! Me: Ty *several seconds pass* Noob: Is that a Firemaking Cape? :wall: :wall: :wall: Expecting a good life because you're a good person is like expecting a bull not to charge because you're a vegetarian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
War_Junky_91 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 This happened earlier today, Just walking around in free world lumby (i'm lvl 83 with whip and rune on) Noob1: Can i have 100gp please? Me: Sorry i dont do handouts. So i walk around for a lil while more. Noob2 was standing right beside me when i said no handouts to the guy. and then she messages me on Pm. Noob2:Can i have free stuff? Me:No Me(thinking): WTF?!?!?!? DIDNT I JUST SAY "I, DONT, DO, HANDOUTS!!!!" I log and and ignore her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemurian Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Buyer: Buying Mage bow Buyer: Buying Mage bow * 7 times more * Buyer sees guy with Mage bow Buyer: Buy your bow Person: Nfs Buyer: 7k Person: Nfs (exits bank) Buyer: Noob! Owner of Quest Cape since 11/9/2007 23:30! Working my butt off to get it back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldJoe Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 I was standing in seers bank today in the afternoon, and suddenly like 5-7 different people started talking about me, and the subject was my bunny ears and scythe. I was also apparently for sale, and then someone bought me as a bunny lol. I didn't get all of the conversation, 'cause they ÃÆÃâÃâüber-chatted. Well, enjoy =) P.S: They weren't noobs, just a funny conversation! (at least i thought). J'adore aussi le sexe et les snuff moviesJe trouve que ce sont des purs moments de vieJe ne me reconnais plus dans les gensJe suis juste un cas désespérantEt comme personne ne viendra me réclamerJe terminerai comme un objet retrouvé Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_Ewan_1 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Noob: how can i make 2.2mill by thursday(it was tuesday) Me: fish, wc or fletch there are mnay things u could do. Noob: Which do you suggest is best Me:well I fish sharks for money, I can make 1.5mill a day Noob: Can i have 1 mill, I will pay u back Me: i dont give anything away, Go and earn some money yourself Noob:plz i'll pay u back Me:No, stop begging The noob then shuts up and i think to myself what an idiot he is. I mean was he serious when he asked me for a free 1mill? Goals achieved: lvl 99 Cooking, Fishing and Fletching.Surrey CC and Liverpool FC fan for life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathwalker Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 i just got this while staking........ lvl 28 - can i have some free money plz plz onl;y 50k plzplz -me-sorry... i dont gave money away soem random guy-who begs though, honestly lol??????(probably very popular ) lvl 28 - not me!!!... im no begger 2 mins later lvl28(pm)- so can i have money then or what noob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pur3mag37002 Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 this was when i was around about 20 mage lvl him: hi im a warrior me:fascanating him:im the same combat lvl as yu me: yet agen, fascanating him: i cud own a mage like you, lets go wildy me: yu sure, im pure mage him: ok but iv got a d2h in mi inventory 2 reasons why this was impossible: 1-we were both F2P members 2-he was lvl 13 with only a bronze med helm on :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziv Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 I don't remember the exact words, so I'll paraphrase... World 3 Varrock Me: Selling full black armor 20k [annoying guy with full rune and a dlong]: (trades me and offers green d'hide and 5k) Me: Cash (I go back to trying to sell the full black...) Annoying guy: I bet I have more money than you. Me: Well why don't you use it? (He keeps trying to trade me, telling me to look) (I decide to look, he offers green dhide and 10k) Me: I said 20k cash (I continue to ignore him while he tries to trade me) Annoying guy: Noob I was gonna offer 35k (he walks off) :XD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reztral Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Myself being male, my character was for some time female. Walking through Catherby one day, some random guy pmed me and said... Noob: Hey hot stuff, looking for a boyfriend? Me: No Me: And I'm a guy I have since changed my character back to male. --8727th person to achieve 99 Fishing on 8/19/2008----6012th person to achieve 99 Thieving on 10/12/2008--R.I.P. October 31, 2013 99 Fletching 7/16/2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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