Schedl Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Being German, I recently decided to make a "German Noob" character (his name is Alguin) to play only on the German F2P-server. Found out that the most popular scam there is the armour-trimming-scam... very original. But the funniest moments yet I had while runecrafting. The following conversations were originally in German. [Me (Alguin) at the essence mine, minig ess] Newb: How do you make runes? Alguin: Do you still have the air talisman from the rune mysteries quest? Newb: No... Newb: But I got a body talisman. Alguin: Ok... Newb: How do you make runes? Alguin: [i happily explain, since IÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâôm usually nice to newbs (!), the whole process of making runes: the different tallys and altars, how to locate them and so on. My newb now starts getting a noob, not listening to what IÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâôm saying and constantly interrupting me with his mantra "How do you craft runes?") Noob: How do you craft runes? Alguin: ThatÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâôs what I just told you. Alguin: If you didnÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâôt get it or forgot something, look it up in the manual. Noob: Which manual? Alguin: :shock: :uhh: #-o [leaves essence mine] This guy took me about 10 minutes standing there explaining, he didnÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâôt get anything and never looked into the manual... A few minutes later, IÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâôm at the air altar and meet another runecrafting noob. Noob: How do you make runes? Alguin: Have you done rune mysteries quest? Noob: Yes. And I have ess. Alguin: Ok. You got the talisman with you? Noob: Yes. Alguin: K, use it with the ruins, and you get to the altar. Noob: It does not work. Alguin: Which kind of talisman do you have? [should`ve asked him earlier...] Noob: Fire. Alguin: You need an air talisman here, the one you get from the quest. Noob: I dropped it. Alguin: #-o Noob: [trades, puts up fire tally and 12 ess and accepts] Alguin: [accepts] Noob: Here, have my stuff. [runs off] Alguin: :?: :-k :-w Sorry for the long post, hope you found it funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melyssa1023 Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Lol, i got these like a minute or 2!!! (Finally a noob talked!!) I was actually looking for noobs to have something to post here. I was cutting willows in draynor, and a lvl 39 was saying: Lvl39: What color is my number 39? Lvl39: Someone tell me which color is my number 39!!! Me: Well, it depends, if a low lvl sees it will be red or orange... I see it green cuz im a higher lvl than u... (im lvl 67) Lvl39: 1k for the one who tells me which color is my number 39!!!! Me: (to see if he really did) its green... He seemed to ignore me... and i nevr got the 1k!!! :roll: Anyways... Minutes later(maybe secs) A tree spirit attacked me... i had to fight with my mith axe, cuz the dragon isnt allowed. So, obviously i was going to die, but i waited to see how much damage i could do, just fun... I finally ran to bank, and the lvl 39 was following me.. things went like this: Lvl39: u were going to die!!! Me: yup, *was* Lvl39: I was going to have ur rune stuff!!! Me: Well, u're not lucky enough Lvl39: Noob!!! *runs away* I kept eating cakes... and then rushed to post this here :D *´¨) ¸.´¸.*´¨)(¸.´ (¸.Lilith1023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melyssa1023 Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 This one is fresh :D I was in lumby in a f2p world selling some mith sq shields i dropped... 5 minutes selling and no one offered... then i said: Me: I bet that if i said "free mith sq shield" i'd had tons of offers... Half minute later some guy offered a trade, i offered the shield, adn he accepted.. obviuously i declined. Noob: u said for free? Me: nope, i said "i bet that if i did" :roll: :lol: *´¨) ¸.´¸.*´¨)(¸.´ (¸.Lilith1023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebola_Cookie Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Why didn't you just edit your first post instead of double posting? Avatar by me; don't steal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decebal Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Ok, you guys find quite dumb kids, and i'm an f2p and I never get them and I have public and private on :XD: . So anyways... I was a noob once too. I remember when I was lvl 50 that a lvl 90 guy had a red h'ween mask, and everybody (including me) told him told him: "nice dmed!" he started explaining that it wasn't a dmed and nobody believed him. :oops: Oh, and now i'm lvl 76 :o . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreameEgg Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Outside Varrock going to flyfish,a level 5 noob runs up to me level 60 at the time, Noob: Trim ure rune 4 free. Me:(Playing along) Really I've never heard anyone say you can trim armor! Noob: Yea wel im da 1st 2 gt 99 crftin, no1 else got it b4!!! Me: Realy? Wow you must be good, *takes off rune and sends trade offer* can I add you so we can talk? *secretly reporting him* Noob: No u cn trust me il ad u... Me: *Declines second trade window* Repoerted for item scamming. Noob: i didn scam u, im realy trimming ure armor! w8 here an I'll prve it! He never came back. :( I really wanted to get my armor trimmed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SedrikI Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 I am walking around Edgy and random woman lvl 106 come up to me: Noob:Sup nerd Noob:Get a life Me:Ok Noob:OK Me: I get one from corner shop Noob: Ok : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotshotkid69 Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 I was fishing in karmajara and some guy comes up to mw and asks if he could have a lobby pot. I was feeling generous and gave him one of mine. he the jumped up and was like "Yes now i can put my lobbs of squrriels in here! :-k :-k :-k :-s Noob:"Let me have your sword then you cant cut yourself": noob:How do you report ppl? me:you go on the door icon and click log off noob:KK ty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tex218 Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 k the day after i got muted i went hunting for larupias and i got double noob teamed noob1: can i have fur me:..... shakes head no noob1: give me fur ill buy plz 2 gp ea (tatty fur is on ground lol and he doesnt notice until i walk over it) me: laughs (he keeps saying like the same things until this other noob comes its a nightmare but i didnt ignore them because it was funny) noob2:hi me:waves Noob2: can i have free stuff noob1: give me fur! (same time) i shake head no* Noob2: pplz give me a knife and a log and i leave i say no. (noob 1 is still asking for fur so i not going to use him alot.) *i walk away to get more logs he follows and i am near wolves* Noob2: give me free stuff and i leave give me free stuff and i leave. Me:i shake my head no( i see the wolves and run over to them. He starts dying but then runs away and logs out :thumbup: i think then i go back) other noob is back there so i just stay to get 40 hunter yes i stink at hunter then i leave and NOOB2 WAS WITH NOOB1 TRYING TO THINK OF A PLAN TO GET FREE STUFF!! it was a nightmare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Outside Varrock going to flyfish,a level 5 noob runs up to me level 60 at the time, Noob: Trim ure rune 4 free. Me:(Playing along) Really I've never heard anyone say you can trim armor! Noob: Yea wel im da 1st 2 gt 99 crftin, no1 else got it b4!!! Me: Realy? Wow you must be good, *takes off rune and sends trade offer* can I add you so we can talk? *secretly reporting him* Noob: No u cn trust me il ad u... Me: *Declines second trade window* Repoerted for item scamming. Noob: i didn scam u, im realy trimming ure armor! w8 here an I'll prve it! He never came back. :( I really wanted to get my armor trimmed... poor kid :( if you want , I'll trim some rune for you *for free* :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mithril_Max Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 I have a story from when i was a noob in f2p, I was training my fishing so i could fish swordies on karamja when a guy in an addy h2 helm walked onto the dock... :Me: Nice helm, what is it? :random guy: its a soup can :Me: kewl, how do i get one? :guy: its members only... :Me: cant wait to get members so i can get a soup can! :3 people around me: yup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melyssa1023 Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Why didn't you just edit your first post instead of double posting? uh, well.. one was at 8:36 am and the other one at 3:11 pm... :-s -.- *´¨) ¸.´¸.*´¨)(¸.´ (¸.Lilith1023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Why didn't you just edit your first post instead of double posting? uh, well.. one was at 8:36 am and the other one at 3:11 pm... :-s -.-so? wait for someone else to post. To not make this spam: noob:selling iron stuff 5k ea! me: iron stuff isn't that much noob:so? i need the money and no1 else knows how much it's worth me: -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melyssa1023 Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Why didn't you just edit your first post instead of double posting? uh, well.. one was at 8:36 am and the other one at 3:11 pm... :-s -.-so? wait for someone else to post. To not make this spam: noob:selling iron stuff 5k ea! me: iron stuff isn't that much noob:so? i need the money and no1 else knows how much it's worth me: -.- Ok, sorry by the double post :oops: Im not used to write in forums... I saw this at Draynor bank And it was a guy with a 30-40 lvl :XD: he surely bouht the account *´¨) ¸.´¸.*´¨)(¸.´ (¸.Lilith1023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreameEgg Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Outside Varrock going to flyfish,a level 5 noob runs up to me level 60 at the time, Noob: Trim ure rune 4 free. Me:(Playing along) Really I've never heard anyone say you can trim armor! Noob: Yea wel im da 1st 2 gt 99 crftin, no1 else got it b4!!! Me: Realy? Wow you must be good, *takes off rune and sends trade offer* can I add you so we can talk? *secretly reporting him* Noob: No u cn trust me il ad u... Me: *Declines second trade window* Repoerted for item scamming. Noob: i didn scam u, im realy trimming ure armor! w8 here an I'll prve it! He never came back. :( I really wanted to get my armor trimmed... poor kid :( if you want , I'll trim some rune for you *for free* :D Yay! Ok add me ingame! No seriously add me... Fine I'll pay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dolomite129 Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 This next story isn't that funny but I've had people come out to me while I was powermining and tell me to give them all my iron, and then they said to report me. :P So yeah, noobs say the funniest things. :D It's dolomite, baby!Dark matter - Each pound of which weighs over ten thousand pounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AznSteve Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 No explanation needed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew_s_2 Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Does anyone happen to have the one convo that starts..."mke me cpr sord" ? I think your talking about my post i made around page 30 something, lol. lemme go find it. found it after like 20 minutes(you better be freakin grateful)i went ahead and copied the whole post cause i felt like it. Here it is: Ok, i got some really good ones. story1: setting- I had just finished dragon slayer and was walking around in lumby with my full rune,when a lvl 3 comes up(note: this was 1 1/2 yrs ago so not perfect). He imidiantly starts following me. noob: mke me cpper sord ( he speleld horribly, so future ones will be spelled correctly) me: huh? noob: make me a copper sord me: sord? noob: sword noob: make me a copper sword me: whats a copper sword? noob: the brown sword, make me one. me: brown swords are bronze. noob: no there not (trades noob) (noob accepts) (shows bronze sword) me: you mean that kinda sword? noob: no a copper sword, not bronz! me:... noob: make me a copper sword! Me: theres no such thing as a copper sword! copper alone cant make any kind of metal! noob: not uh! havnt u ever heard of copper pipes! me: not on runescape... - so this went on for some time...- -continuing on...- noob: make me a copper sword!!!1!! me: FINE ILL MAKE YOU A FREAKIN COPPER SWORD!!!! noob: hurray!copper sword! me:... ( so i think.. and think some more...) Me: but to make it you hv to use a special anvil thats in wildy, ok? noob: ok! ( so i bank all my stuff except rune scimmy, and we go into wildy) ( i keep walking but i cant attack so i go deeper) ( we're in lvl 12 wilderness when all a sudden... a bolt spell comes from no where and hits a 7 on him, another comes and hits a 3) (noob has died) me: wtf? pker: heh heh heh , i owned that noob! Me: lolz! good job man so after all that happened i went to fally to mine some iron when all a sudden... noob pm: make me copper sword! (adds noob) me pm: omg leave me alone! me pm: theres no such thing as a copper sword!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! noob pm:i want a copper sword!! me pm: OMFG! THERES NO SUCH THING AS A COPPER SWORD! me pm: if you didnt find that out on tutorial island your a freakin idiot! (noob has logged out) i think i hurt the lil noobs heart... story 2: setting- fishing guild, smaller docks, im fishing sharks. somedude: buying d hally lvl122: ill sell 500k me: omg thats way over priced! there only worht 325k lvl122: oh... either she bought that account or has no idea how much things go for anymore. story 3: setting- wildy, me and my friend are pking, because he just got 94 mage and wanted to try ice barrage. so we see a lvl 78(noob) and my friend ice barrages him... Noob: omg! wtf! me: ha ha ha ha, pwned! nooB: wtf is this! my friend ice barrages him 2 more times and he dies friend: w00t! rune plate, rune legs, d long! me: sweet! noob pm: wtf!!!! (adds noob, noob has logged on) me pm: ? noob pm: wtf was that maN! me pm: ...eh? noob pm: i coudlnt move! you put an ice cube on me! me pm: i didnt do that.. noob pm: where'd you buy that ice cube!? i want one! me pm: .... rofl! another reason why noobs shouldnt go in wildy story 4:Coming soon to a thread near you! ( lol i forgot it when i typed all the others....) Edit: w00t! i remmebered! story 4: setting- I am in varrock, just walked from lumby, i am on my pker pure. I get a pm from a guy named javamod ( and bunch of numbers) (whole story in pm) javamod(noob): hello sir (adds javamod, java mod has logged on) me: hello noob: would you like to be safer while playing runescape? noob: just give me your pass and i can make it safer. me: this is a lame scam... jagex staff has a gold crown. noob: im not jagex staff, Iam a mod for java, the program that runs runscape. (reports for password scamming) me: right... noob: plz give me your pass so we can make your account safer. me:" pla give me your pass so we can make your account safer" noob:this isn't funny sir me: this isnt funny sir noob:if you dont stop im gonna make the program different so ur account gets deleted. (reports for bug abuse) ( adds noob to ignore) thats it for now, ill add more if i rememebr any or encounter a funny noob. _________________ 99 attack-34,104th to 99 attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real ET Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 No explanation needed... :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: Cowards can't block Warriors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Joensuu Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 a random noob comes to me and says: "Noob." I answer: "You are. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 javamod(noob): hello sir (adds javamod, java mod has logged on) me: hello noob: would you like to be safer while playing runescape? noob: just give me your pass and i can make it safer. me: this is a lame scam... jagex staff has a gold crown. noob: im not jagex staff, Iam a mod for java, the program that runs runscape. (reports for password scamming) me: right... noob: plz give me your pass so we can make your account safer. me:" pla give me your pass so we can make your account safer" noob:this isn't funny sir me: this isnt funny sir noob:if you dont stop im gonna make the program different so ur account gets deleted. (reports for bug abuse) ( adds noob to ignore) why did you report him for bug abuse? he never abused a bug Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrimHams Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 This clever soul points out hes account sharing with his brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melyssa1023 Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 I was at fishing guild, and a guy was "harpooning" with bare hands, as learnt in the barbarian training. Noob: Report (name here) by macroing!!! (no one pays attention) Noob: Haha reported, u'll be banned for life! No one answers anyways... After that i went to Otto to learn how to harpoon that way.. i'll "fish" some noobs that way lol This was in Catherby: Riiiiiight..... Then he said something about doing 40 damage with his Jordan staff :shock: *´¨) ¸.´¸.*´¨)(¸.´ (¸.Lilith1023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real ET Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 This was in Catherby: Riiiiiight..... Then he said something about doing 40 damage with his Jordan staff :shock: We was talking about the awesome game called Diablo 2. Man, I love that game, I think I'll log on shortly. My Druid in bear form only has a few hundred health though. =P Cowards can't block Warriors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mithril_Max Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 This was in Catherby: Riiiiiight..... Then he said something about doing 40 damage with his Jordan staff :shock: We was talking about the awesome game called Diablo 2. Man, I love that game, I think I'll log on shortly. My Druid in bear form only has a few hundred health though. =P its also a posibility he was talking about WoW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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