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Everywhere I go to alch in, there's always one male who goes up to a female player, and says: "I has a dimound ring pls mary me"?.

 

 

 

The female takes the ring and runs. :|

 

 

 

Ahh, it's so easy to get cold feet before marrying someone you just met two seconds ago over the internet.

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Everywhere I go to alch in, there's always one male who goes up to a female player, and says: "I has a dimound ring pls mary me"?.

 

 

 

The female takes the ring and runs. :|

 

 

 

Ahh, it's so easy to get cold feet before marrying someone you just met two seconds ago over the internet.

 

lmao ima sig that

 

 

 

 

 

edit; no room >_>

I'm gonna be walking down an alley in varrock, and walka is going to walk up to me in a trench coat and say "psst.. hey man, wanna buy some sara brew"

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this made me lol irl (i thank the newby for that :) )

 

 

 

i was smithing a few hundred mith bars into bolts in varrock - with yellow phat on

 

 

 

newby: u are a creator!

 

Me: i am what?

 

newby: a creator!

 

Me: erm

 

some1 else: i think he means u r jagex staff

 

*i realise he means gold crown on my hat*

 

loled irl

 

 

 

then i told him that the crown is next to the name and not on the character

 

if i would be jagex staff

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this made me lol irl (i thank the newby for that :) )

 

 

 

i was smithing a few hundred mith bars into bolts in varrock - with yellow phat on

 

 

 

newby: u are a creator!

 

Me: i am what?

 

newby: a creator!

 

Me: erm

 

some1 else: i think he means u r jagex staff

 

*i realise he means gold crown on my hat*

 

loled irl

 

 

 

then i told him that the crown is next to the name and not on the character

 

if i would be jagex staff

 

Pmg your a creator! Fwee s00f pwez

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This just happened.

 

 

 

*Noob starts following*

 

Me: Hello.

 

Noob: Hello noob

 

Me: ?

 

Noob: Noob

 

Noob: Noob

 

Noob: Noob

 

Me: You think the word "noob" is going to hurt my feelings?

 

Me: It'll take more than that.

 

*Noob walks away*

 

 

 

If you show maturity, you will be able to ward them off. :wink:

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I was on f2p world giving away some iron and steel weps and shields that i dropped days ago, and this just happened through pm.

 

 

 

Noob: Hello, im a jagex "administrator" (check this) :^o

 

Me: Oh yea, and where's ur crown?

 

Noob: im an admin, not a mod.

 

Me: (playing along) Oh, hi then

 

Noob: Wanna become a member?

 

Me: Im already a member, dont u see the d long?

 

Noob: Jagex thinks that u're a good person.

 

Noob: we'll place 50millions in ur bank and u'll become a mod

 

 

 

I was about to ask if Jagex wasnt supposed to contact us through the message center and before i could press "enter" he logged out... hasnt come back yet.

 

He realized that he couldnt scam me lol \'

 

 

 

Edited: Nvm, he's back

 

He asked me if i did wanted to become a mod. I played along and said yes, after making him some questions that made him doubt. Then he asked me to answer 2 questions. 1: Do you belive u deserve to be a mod? I said yes. 2: U think u're able to hold a carrer such hard as being a mod? Yes. Then he asked me for my password. 10231023 i said. A little later he said that it wasnt right. "oh lemme log out and check whats wrong" i said. I logged, then i went back and said:

 

Me: Oh yea, it was wrong. This is the right one:

 

1023reportedlol.

 

 

 

And added him to ignore.

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so i was trying to get money from this noob but oh well i laugh as hard as hell lol! :ohnoes:

 

 

 

 

 

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Ummmm, thats not asking for personal stuff, how will he find you if you live in example, Usa. Not a big chance yeah?

 

 

 

read kbase..

 

Personal details are considered to include full name, email addresses, instant messenger screen names/contact details, telephone numbers or your home/school address.
It say nothing about country.
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so i was trying to get money from this noob but oh well i laugh as hard as hell lol! :ohnoes:

 

 

 

 

 

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Ummmm, thats not asking for personal stuff, how will he find you if you live in example, Usa. Not a big chance yeah?

 

 

 

read kbase..

 

Personal details are considered to include full name, email addresses, instant messenger screen names/contact details, telephone numbers or your home/school address.
It say nothing about country.
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This happened to me awhile ago, when I was cutting and burning willows near the lumbridge general store:

 

Noob: How do u auto?(his spelling, not mine)

 

Lvl 78: U download

 

Noob: From whear?

 

Lvl 78: idk

 

Noob: I want to auto!!!

 

Me: Wow...

 

Me: You mean you want a no appeal ban

 

Noob: Yes!!!

 

 

 

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Alright, so I'm fishing on my level 25 PKer in Barbarian Village, and a level 70 comes up...yeah.

 

 

 

Him: Stupid mage noob.

 

Me: ...

 

Him: Yeah, you. Stupid noob.

 

Me: ...

 

Him: You stupid noob, my magic is prolly higher than yours.

 

Me: I'm sure it is.

 

Him: That's right, noob. Want to fight? I could kill you.

 

Me: I'm sure you could, seeing as you are nearly three times my level.

 

Him: I could you stupid noob, kill you with my 2h.

 

 

 

 

 

It's really not that funny, just thought of how stupid this guy was. I did nothing to provoke him, yet he begins to insult me. I've lost all hope in humanity.

 

 

 

i know what you meen!!! people do this to me all the time! i dont care what level they are, they can be noobs. noob is an attitude!

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That quote is not noobish, but it is very funny.

 

 

 

I was killing black knights in their fortress, and I was coming to the monastery to heal myself. After I recharged my prayer points, I saw the players named ripmouth (level 44) and finleyjoe (level 13). They wore the same armour: full steel with tyras helm, and they wielded silverlight swords.

 

I am pretty sure it was not multiple log in (they could be brothers maybe).

 

Anyway, that what they have said:

 

 

 

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This was in the wilderness. There is some food and equipment from a person who died on the ground.

 

Noob: Why did you drop a monkfish?

 

Me: I didn't thats from another person who died.

 

Noob: Why did you drop a dragonfire shield?

 

Me: Its actually not a dragonfire shield, dragonfire shields are worth over 20m.

 

Noob: 20m!!!! I'm rich!!! I am so much richer than you.

 

Noob: Oh, and you're reported for lying to me about dropping the monkfish.

 

Me: Yeah....

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Exact spelling used:

 

 

 

Me: Buying rune h4 kite

 

Noob offers Rune h5 kite...

 

Me: H4

 

Noob: I sel u tis

 

Me: Are you illiterate or something?

 

Noob: ?

 

Me: Can you read?

 

Noob: U noob

 

me: Ooo like that's gonna hurt my feelings

 

Noob: I can red

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Here's a great conversation I saw in Falador. I call these two guys Stupid Guy(SG) and Really Patient Guy(RPG)

 

 

 

SG: Can u take me to falador

 

RPG: This is falador

 

SG: Can u take me to falador

 

me: Lol

 

RPG: This is falador

 

SG: Can youtake me to falador

 

me: You're in falador!

 

RPG: This is falador

 

SG: Plz im in a hurry!

 

RPG: This is falador

 

me: This whole city

 

SG: Plz take me to falador plz o plz

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