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Conveniently located at the Fountain of heroes, we were the only opnes there. the weirdest part: it was a lvl 102ish with strength skillcape :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Can you say 'stolen account'? :roll:

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Case 1(accidently left my p chat on):

 

via p chat

 

Noob1: i am a jagex mod, i have detected that your computer has a virus

 

 

 

Noob1:Give me your password and i will get rid of your virus and give you 1million coins

 

 

 

(reported at this point but i decided to play with him/her)

 

 

 

Me(in member's world):Hmm.. ok but since you are a jagex mod please come to my world and i will give you my password(as a scammer i doubt he is a member)

 

 

 

Noob1:Believe me, give me your password now, the virus is starting to infect your computer

 

 

 

(added to ignore list)

 

 

 

(later)

 

 

 

Noob2(his accomplice):You must believe (Noob1), he got rid of my virus and i received 1m from him

 

 

 

(reported and put him in ignore list too)

 

 

 

Case2(in cw):

 

i was holding my own flag in cw

 

 

 

Noob3:Put down the flag or get reported

 

 

 

Me:huh?

 

 

 

Noob3:According to a post on the forum, you are not allowed to hold your team's flag for no longer than (forgot the timing but who cares)

 

 

 

Me:(ignores him)

 

 

 

Just two cases i have experienced

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This just happend and i am quite confused.

 

 

 

first the noob pmed me.

 

 

 

noob:be my husband?

 

me:wtf?

 

noob:do u?

 

me:no i dont even know you

 

noob:yes u do,i was there for that thing

 

me:uhuh yes well goodbye noob

 

 

 

I though i got rid of her.

 

But then she found me in varrok general and started following me.

 

 

 

so after a while she asked again

 

noob:want to be my husband?

 

me:no!

 

noob:fine

 

*starts walking away*Then runs back*

 

noob:reported

 

me:for what?

 

noob:for cursing

 

me:when did i curse

 

noob:yesturday

 

me:i dint even know you yesturday

 

noob:yes you did

 

me:ok whatever

 

noob:reported

 

me:what now

 

noob:you've been reported for bug abuse

 

me:what!

 

noob:yep tomorrow you will be perm banned my good friend

 

me:i am not your friend and no i wont

 

noob:yes you will

 

me:so you reported me for bug abuse?

 

noob:duh

 

noob:are you supid or something

 

me:no but you are

 

noob:what?

 

me:bug abuse is for when there is a bug in runescape's system

 

noob:no its not

 

me:i'm afraid it is

 

noob:no its not

 

me:whatever

 

noob:reported

 

me:for what!

 

noob:encouraging others to break rules

 

me:what?i didnt encourage you to break any rules

 

noob:yes you did

 

me:nah i didnt

 

noob:yes you did

 

me:omg

 

noob:yes you did

 

me:lol

 

noob:i dont want pie1!

 

me:wtf?

 

noob:oh sorry i was talking to johnny

 

me:johnny?

 

noob:mind your ****ing buisness you *erverted ***hole

 

me:wow

 

noob:yeah got a problem with that

 

*reported him for offencive language*

 

me:reported

 

noob:for what

 

me:offencive language

 

noob:i didnt swear

 

me:yeah you just did

 

noob:no

 

me:yes

 

noob:no

 

me:yesme:are you straight

 

noob:no

 

noob:hey

 

me:lol*i then log out.

 

 

 

 

 

i am so happy that convesation was over lol

noob:selling phats 1gp each

me:.....o..k

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a classic one;

 

 

 

can i have somting!

 

free stuff plz.

 

items plz.

 

santa please?

 

give me stuff i just got hacked

 

can u help me, i need money,

 

 

 

classic noob things, but not rly funny :x

 

 

 

this one whas funny,

 

 

 

"ill be ur bf if u show me 40mill"

 

 

 

I laughed when i saw that lol

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Well, go to world 124 edgeville bank.

 

Ill tell you the name (srry but this have to): Karleo#

 

# = a number after his name.

 

 

 

check out yourself

 

 

 

Membs world, cb 14, begging for "gold"

 

'-> is begging for 12 days now (im smithing there so...)

 

Also, has a 114 main...

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Just saw a noob buying a "nice blue hat" 200 gp...

 

 

 

The guy was so upset when he was told that it was worth more than 500 millions....

 

 

 

Did he acctually call it a nice blue hat? Lol it's funny when they give items different names :lol:

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Well I was on my way to Varrock bank(East) from the teleportation location and I stopped at the varrock fountain half way there to see two low levels fighting:

 

 

 

Noob: **** ur mom u ******************

 

***********

 

********************

 

Low Level: Back off, I'm reporting you for offensive language

 

Noob: I'm reporting you for reporting me for no reason!!!

 

Noob: Noob * starts following me after me begged someone for money*

 

Noob: Hi

 

Me: Hi, need anything?

 

Noob: your cool, you wanna b friends?

 

Me: If you mean me give you stuff, no.

 

Noob: NOOB!

 

Noob: Everyone inside this bank is a noob!(standing on the steps outside), free stuff please.

 

Noob: *2min later* OMG follow for amazing drop party!!!

 

Noob: *No one follows except a few lvl60s and below* **** u al noobs

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me:*walking to pot sarim to go to karamja.

 

noob:hello bob

 

me:.......

 

noob:bob is that you

 

me:...no

 

me:who's bob?

 

noob:oh just my suger cube

 

me:uhhhh ok

 

noob:we just got hiched the other day

 

me:.....mmm hmmm ok

 

noob:*walks away for a moment*

 

me:paying for fare to go to karamja,he was back and paying the fare as well.

 

*i get there and head for the lobster fishing spots*

 

noob:so bob what you wanna do tonight

 

me:i am not bob! and i wouldn't wanna do anything with you!

 

noob:oh sorry i was jsut talking to my husband

 

me:o...k

 

me:wait!

 

me:your a guy

 

noob:so...

 

me:you are a guy and bob is a guy right?

 

noob:yesiry

 

me:omfg!

 

me:*world jusmps*

 

never saw him again*

 

lol just wanted to tell this guys.

noob:selling phats 1gp each

me:.....o..k

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me:wait!

 

me:your a guy

 

noob:so...

 

me:you are a guy and bob is a guy right?

 

noob:yesiry

 

me:omfg!

 

me:*world jusmps*

 

never saw him again*

 

lol just wanted to tell this guys.

 

 

 

Y'know, he was acting. And plus, you're the noob there. You... Homophobe.

 

 

 

Btw, Knex, the funny thing there, is that it was mostly silent... <.<

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This is quite funny.

 

 

 

I was hanging around with a level 125 and his gang of friends, and this noob comes up with the random gf bf crap. So I say scammer, and she leaves.

 

 

 

Later, I feel like mucking with her, so I say in PM, I'm sorry babe, where do u liv. She says W.A. (Western Australia)

 

 

 

I'm like, I'm from Iraq. Now that I know where you're from, I'm going to bomb your house.

 

 

 

She makes these racial slurs and stuff, so I speak jibberish (oh jugakfee etc) and she makes more racial slurs. I keep making more of these jibberish words, and she says, SPEAK AUSTRALIAN!

 

 

 

Good times. :thumbsup:

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This is quite funny.

 

 

 

I was hanging around with a level 125 and his gang of friends, and this noob comes up with the random gf bf crap. So I say scammer, and she leaves.

 

 

 

Later, I feel like mucking with her, so I say in PM, I'm sorry babe, where do u liv. She says W.A. (Western Australia)

 

 

 

I'm like, I'm from Iraq. Now that I know where you're from, I'm going to bomb your house.

 

 

 

She makes these racial slurs and stuff, so I speak jibberish (oh jugakfee etc) and she makes more racial slurs. I keep making more of these jibberish words, and she says, SPEAK AUSTRALIAN!

 

 

 

Good times. :thumbsup:

 

 

 

you are racist too (saying that you are going to bomb her house), but she is also racist, since she is was saying racist things it seems. The only funny thing I found is the end where she says "Speak Australian!".

 

 

 

Makes her sound like a 9 year old -.-

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you are racist too (saying that you are going to bomb her house), but she is also racist, since she is was saying racist things it seems. The only funny thing I found is the end where she says "Speak Australian!".

 

 

 

Makes her sound like a 9 year old -.-

 

 

 

Umm, I'm not racist. I knew she was a younger person who probably only knew ONLY Iraq people bomb houses, as the way she acted. But, I never did have the idea to say I was going to bomb her house. I just said I was from Iraq. Seriously. I never intended to be racist, since I never ripped on them. I was stereotyping, to scare an idiot :anxious:

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i had a few=

 

 

 

noob-*in lumby forest* free golden penneies plzz

 

noob-free golden pennies plzz

 

me-*offers him 17 coins i just got from killing a random goblin(to see what they would do)*

 

noob-ffs you big noob, i want 17k not 17 pennies

 

me- and i get called demanding?

 

 

 

another=

 

cnoob-*in varrock* buyin free stuff !! buyin free stuff!!

 

noob-*follows me* hey 85 give me stuff ur rich

 

me-no thx try earning your cash

 

noob-omg! my 114 will ownz you

 

me-and you beg when u have a 114 main??

 

noob- no, im askin for stuff not begging u moron!

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you are racist too (saying that you are going to bomb her house), but she is also racist, since she is was saying racist things it seems. The only funny thing I found is the end where she says "Speak Australian!".

 

 

 

Makes her sound like a 9 year old -.-

 

 

 

Umm, I'm not racist. I knew she was a younger person who probably only knew ONLY Iraq people bomb houses, as the way she acted. But, I never did have the idea to say I was going to bomb her house. I just said I was from Iraq. Seriously. I never intended to be racist, since I never ripped on them. I was stereotyping, to scare an idiot :anxious:

 

 

 

thats still racial stereotyping but whateva :P i woulda done the same >.< sounds kinda fun lol

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