Pikemaster25 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 lol. Lol, classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gameboypen Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 lol. Thats when you buy some flared pants and shout, " Dancing better for more money!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kloffy Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Lol a lvl 35 offered iron pl8 legs and steel scimmy for my mith sq. I refused and he ended up chasing me around varrock until i logged. #-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lenin64 Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Conveniently located at the Fountain of heroes, we were the only opnes there. the weirdest part: it was a lvl 102ish with strength skillcape :shock: Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper88888 Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Conveniently located at the Fountain of heroes, we were the only opnes there. the weirdest part: it was a lvl 102ish with strength skillcape :shock: Can you say 'stolen account'? :roll: There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magax Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Case 1(accidently left my p chat on): via p chat Noob1: i am a jagex mod, i have detected that your computer has a virus Noob1:Give me your password and i will get rid of your virus and give you 1million coins (reported at this point but i decided to play with him/her) Me(in member's world):Hmm.. ok but since you are a jagex mod please come to my world and i will give you my password(as a scammer i doubt he is a member) Noob1:Believe me, give me your password now, the virus is starting to infect your computer (added to ignore list) (later) Noob2(his accomplice):You must believe (Noob1), he got rid of my virus and i received 1m from him (reported and put him in ignore list too) Case2(in cw): i was holding my own flag in cw Noob3:Put down the flag or get reported Me:huh? Noob3:According to a post on the forum, you are not allowed to hold your team's flag for no longer than (forgot the timing but who cares) Me:(ignores him) Just two cases i have experienced Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zarrok5000 Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 This just happend and i am quite confused. first the noob pmed me. noob:be my husband? me:wtf? noob:do u? me:no i dont even know you noob:yes u do,i was there for that thing me:uhuh yes well goodbye noob I though i got rid of her. But then she found me in varrok general and started following me. so after a while she asked again noob:want to be my husband? me:no! noob:fine *starts walking away*Then runs back* noob:reported me:for what? noob:for cursing me:when did i curse noob:yesturday me:i dint even know you yesturday noob:yes you did me:ok whatever noob:reported me:what now noob:you've been reported for bug abuse me:what! noob:yep tomorrow you will be perm banned my good friend me:i am not your friend and no i wont noob:yes you will me:so you reported me for bug abuse? noob:duh noob:are you supid or something me:no but you are noob:what? me:bug abuse is for when there is a bug in runescape's system noob:no its not me:i'm afraid it is noob:no its not me:whatever noob:reported me:for what! noob:encouraging others to break rules me:what?i didnt encourage you to break any rules noob:yes you did me:nah i didnt noob:yes you did me:omg noob:yes you did me:lol noob:i dont want pie1! me:wtf? noob:oh sorry i was talking to johnny me:johnny? noob:mind your ****ing buisness you *erverted ***hole me:wow noob:yeah got a problem with that *reported him for offencive language* me:reported noob:for what me:offencive language noob:i didnt swear me:yeah you just did noob:no me:yes noob:no me:yesme:are you straight noob:no noob:hey me:lol*i then log out. i am so happy that convesation was over lol noob:selling phats 1gp eachme:.....o..k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kloffy Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 noob:i dont want pie1! me:wtf? noob:oh sorry i was talking to johnny me:johnny? noob:mind your ****ing buisness you *erverted ***hole Lol I believe that noob was having an affair with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chippy_PK Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 yeh they do say funny things as i always say, noob is not a level its and attitude Member of 100+ Korrupted Fury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grootmonster Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 a classic one; can i have somting! free stuff plz. items plz. santa please? give me stuff i just got hacked can u help me, i need money, classic noob things, but not rly funny :x this one whas funny, "ill be ur bf if u show me 40mill" I laughed when i saw that lol cheese chrunchies ftw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsboutin2 Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 Just saw a noob buying a "nice blue hat" 200 gp... The guy was so upset when he was told that it was worth more than 500 millions.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzz9 Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 Well, go to world 124 edgeville bank. Ill tell you the name (srry but this have to): Karleo# # = a number after his name. check out yourself Membs world, cb 14, begging for "gold" '-> is begging for 12 days now (im smithing there so...) Also, has a 114 main... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DingoAte Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 Just saw a noob buying a "nice blue hat" 200 gp... The guy was so upset when he was told that it was worth more than 500 millions.... Did he acctually call it a nice blue hat? Lol it's funny when they give items different names :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fakeitormakeit Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 Well I was on my way to Varrock bank(East) from the teleportation location and I stopped at the varrock fountain half way there to see two low levels fighting: Noob: **** ur mom u ****************** *********** ******************** Low Level: Back off, I'm reporting you for offensive language Noob: I'm reporting you for reporting me for no reason!!! Noob: Noob * starts following me after me begged someone for money* Noob: Hi Me: Hi, need anything? Noob: your cool, you wanna b friends? Me: If you mean me give you stuff, no. Noob: NOOB! Noob: Everyone inside this bank is a noob!(standing on the steps outside), free stuff please. Noob: *2min later* OMG follow for amazing drop party!!! Noob: *No one follows except a few lvl60s and below* **** u al noobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zarrok5000 Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 me:*walking to pot sarim to go to karamja. noob:hello bob me:....... noob:bob is that you me:...no me:who's bob? noob:oh just my suger cube me:uhhhh ok noob:we just got hiched the other day me:.....mmm hmmm ok noob:*walks away for a moment* me:paying for fare to go to karamja,he was back and paying the fare as well. *i get there and head for the lobster fishing spots* noob:so bob what you wanna do tonight me:i am not bob! and i wouldn't wanna do anything with you! noob:oh sorry i was jsut talking to my husband me:o...k me:wait! me:your a guy noob:so... me:you are a guy and bob is a guy right? noob:yesiry me:omfg! me:*world jusmps* never saw him again* lol just wanted to tell this guys. noob:selling phats 1gp eachme:.....o..k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hephaestos8 Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 lol. Thats when you buy some flared pants and shout, " Dancing better for more money!" lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 me:wait! me:your a guy noob:so... me:you are a guy and bob is a guy right? noob:yesiry me:omfg! me:*world jusmps* never saw him again* lol just wanted to tell this guys. Y'know, he was acting. And plus, you're the noob there. You... Homophobe. Btw, Knex, the funny thing there, is that it was mostly silent... I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 This is quite funny. I was hanging around with a level 125 and his gang of friends, and this noob comes up with the random gf bf crap. So I say scammer, and she leaves. Later, I feel like mucking with her, so I say in PM, I'm sorry babe, where do u liv. She says W.A. (Western Australia) I'm like, I'm from Iraq. Now that I know where you're from, I'm going to bomb your house. She makes these racial slurs and stuff, so I speak jibberish (oh jugakfee etc) and she makes more racial slurs. I keep making more of these jibberish words, and she says, SPEAK AUSTRALIAN! Good times. :thumbsup: I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decebal Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 This is quite funny. I was hanging around with a level 125 and his gang of friends, and this noob comes up with the random gf bf crap. So I say scammer, and she leaves. Later, I feel like mucking with her, so I say in PM, I'm sorry babe, where do u liv. She says W.A. (Western Australia) I'm like, I'm from Iraq. Now that I know where you're from, I'm going to bomb your house. She makes these racial slurs and stuff, so I speak jibberish (oh jugakfee etc) and she makes more racial slurs. I keep making more of these jibberish words, and she says, SPEAK AUSTRALIAN! Good times. :thumbsup: you are racist too (saying that you are going to bomb her house), but she is also racist, since she is was saying racist things it seems. The only funny thing I found is the end where she says "Speak Australian!". Makes her sound like a 9 year old -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 you are racist too (saying that you are going to bomb her house), but she is also racist, since she is was saying racist things it seems. The only funny thing I found is the end where she says "Speak Australian!". Makes her sound like a 9 year old -.- Umm, I'm not racist. I knew she was a younger person who probably only knew ONLY Iraq people bomb houses, as the way she acted. But, I never did have the idea to say I was going to bomb her house. I just said I was from Iraq. Seriously. I never intended to be racist, since I never ripped on them. I was stereotyping, to scare an idiot :anxious: I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathwalker Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 i had a few= noob-*in lumby forest* free golden penneies plzz noob-free golden pennies plzz me-*offers him 17 coins i just got from killing a random goblin(to see what they would do)* noob-ffs you big noob, i want 17k not 17 pennies me- and i get called demanding? another= cnoob-*in varrock* buyin free stuff !! buyin free stuff!! noob-*follows me* hey 85 give me stuff ur rich me-no thx try earning your cash noob-omg! my 114 will ownz you me-and you beg when u have a 114 main?? noob- no, im askin for stuff not begging u moron! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enguar85 Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 I once got paid like 50 gp to act afraid of this lvl 30 so he could impress his runescape girlfriend Us jews love our grape juice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salim123 Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 you are racist too (saying that you are going to bomb her house), but she is also racist, since she is was saying racist things it seems. The only funny thing I found is the end where she says "Speak Australian!". Makes her sound like a 9 year old -.- Umm, I'm not racist. I knew she was a younger person who probably only knew ONLY Iraq people bomb houses, as the way she acted. But, I never did have the idea to say I was going to bomb her house. I just said I was from Iraq. Seriously. I never intended to be racist, since I never ripped on them. I was stereotyping, to scare an idiot :anxious: thats still racial stereotyping but whateva :P i woulda done the same >.< sounds kinda fun lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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