September 28, 200718 yr lol. Thats when you buy some flared pants and shout, " Dancing better for more money!"
September 28, 200718 yr Lol a lvl 35 offered iron pl8 legs and steel scimmy for my mith sq. I refused and he ended up chasing me around varrock until i logged. #-o
September 29, 200718 yr Conveniently located at the Fountain of heroes, we were the only opnes there. the weirdest part: it was a lvl 102ish with strength skillcape :shock: Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
September 29, 200718 yr Conveniently located at the Fountain of heroes, we were the only opnes there. the weirdest part: it was a lvl 102ish with strength skillcape :shock: Can you say 'stolen account'? :roll: There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves.
September 29, 200718 yr Case 1(accidently left my p chat on): via p chat Noob1: i am a jagex mod, i have detected that your computer has a virus Noob1:Give me your password and i will get rid of your virus and give you 1million coins (reported at this point but i decided to play with him/her) Me(in member's world):Hmm.. ok but since you are a jagex mod please come to my world and i will give you my password(as a scammer i doubt he is a member) Noob1:Believe me, give me your password now, the virus is starting to infect your computer (added to ignore list) (later) Noob2(his accomplice):You must believe (Noob1), he got rid of my virus and i received 1m from him (reported and put him in ignore list too) Case2(in cw): i was holding my own flag in cw Noob3:Put down the flag or get reported Me:huh? Noob3:According to a post on the forum, you are not allowed to hold your team's flag for no longer than (forgot the timing but who cares) Me:(ignores him) Just two cases i have experienced
September 29, 200718 yr This just happend and i am quite confused. first the noob pmed me. noob:be my husband? me:wtf? noob:do u? me:no i dont even know you noob:yes u do,i was there for that thing me:uhuh yes well goodbye noob I though i got rid of her. But then she found me in varrok general and started following me. so after a while she asked again noob:want to be my husband? me:no! noob:fine *starts walking away*Then runs back* noob:reported me:for what? noob:for cursing me:when did i curse noob:yesturday me:i dint even know you yesturday noob:yes you did me:ok whatever noob:reported me:what now noob:you've been reported for bug abuse me:what! noob:yep tomorrow you will be perm banned my good friend me:i am not your friend and no i wont noob:yes you will me:so you reported me for bug abuse? noob:duh noob:are you supid or something me:no but you are noob:what? me:bug abuse is for when there is a bug in runescape's system noob:no its not me:i'm afraid it is noob:no its not me:whatever noob:reported me:for what! noob:encouraging others to break rules me:what?i didnt encourage you to break any rules noob:yes you did me:nah i didnt noob:yes you did me:omg noob:yes you did me:lol noob:i dont want pie1! me:wtf? noob:oh sorry i was talking to johnny me:johnny? noob:mind your ****ing buisness you *erverted ***hole me:wow noob:yeah got a problem with that *reported him for offencive language* me:reported noob:for what me:offencive language noob:i didnt swear me:yeah you just did noob:no me:yes noob:no me:yesme:are you straight noob:no noob:hey me:lol*i then log out. i am so happy that convesation was over lol noob:selling phats 1gp eachme:.....o..k
September 30, 200718 yr noob:i dont want pie1! me:wtf? noob:oh sorry i was talking to johnny me:johnny? noob:mind your ****ing buisness you *erverted ***hole Lol I believe that noob was having an affair with you
September 30, 200718 yr yeh they do say funny things as i always say, noob is not a level its and attitude Member of 100+ Korrupted Fury
September 30, 200718 yr a classic one; can i have somting! free stuff plz. items plz. santa please? give me stuff i just got hacked can u help me, i need money, classic noob things, but not rly funny :x this one whas funny, "ill be ur bf if u show me 40mill" I laughed when i saw that lol cheese chrunchies ftw
October 1, 200718 yr Just saw a noob buying a "nice blue hat" 200 gp... The guy was so upset when he was told that it was worth more than 500 millions....
October 1, 200718 yr Well, go to world 124 edgeville bank. Ill tell you the name (srry but this have to): Karleo# # = a number after his name. check out yourself Membs world, cb 14, begging for "gold" '-> is begging for 12 days now (im smithing there so...) Also, has a 114 main...
October 1, 200718 yr Just saw a noob buying a "nice blue hat" 200 gp... The guy was so upset when he was told that it was worth more than 500 millions.... Did he acctually call it a nice blue hat? Lol it's funny when they give items different names :lol:
October 1, 200718 yr Well I was on my way to Varrock bank(East) from the teleportation location and I stopped at the varrock fountain half way there to see two low levels fighting: Noob: **** ur mom u ****************** *********** ******************** Low Level: Back off, I'm reporting you for offensive language Noob: I'm reporting you for reporting me for no reason!!! Noob: Noob * starts following me after me begged someone for money* Noob: Hi Me: Hi, need anything? Noob: your cool, you wanna b friends? Me: If you mean me give you stuff, no. Noob: NOOB! Noob: Everyone inside this bank is a noob!(standing on the steps outside), free stuff please. Noob: *2min later* OMG follow for amazing drop party!!! Noob: *No one follows except a few lvl60s and below* **** u al noobs
October 2, 200718 yr me:*walking to pot sarim to go to karamja. noob:hello bob me:....... noob:bob is that you me:...no me:who's bob? noob:oh just my suger cube me:uhhhh ok noob:we just got hiched the other day me:.....mmm hmmm ok noob:*walks away for a moment* me:paying for fare to go to karamja,he was back and paying the fare as well. *i get there and head for the lobster fishing spots* noob:so bob what you wanna do tonight me:i am not bob! and i wouldn't wanna do anything with you! noob:oh sorry i was jsut talking to my husband me:o...k me:wait! me:your a guy noob:so... me:you are a guy and bob is a guy right? noob:yesiry me:omfg! me:*world jusmps* never saw him again* lol just wanted to tell this guys. noob:selling phats 1gp eachme:.....o..k
October 2, 200718 yr lol. Thats when you buy some flared pants and shout, " Dancing better for more money!" lol
October 2, 200718 yr me:wait! me:your a guy noob:so... me:you are a guy and bob is a guy right? noob:yesiry me:omfg! me:*world jusmps* never saw him again* lol just wanted to tell this guys. Y'know, he was acting. And plus, you're the noob there. You... Homophobe. Btw, Knex, the funny thing there, is that it was mostly silent... I dont need a siggy no moar.
October 6, 200718 yr This is quite funny. I was hanging around with a level 125 and his gang of friends, and this noob comes up with the random gf bf crap. So I say scammer, and she leaves. Later, I feel like mucking with her, so I say in PM, I'm sorry babe, where do u liv. She says W.A. (Western Australia) I'm like, I'm from Iraq. Now that I know where you're from, I'm going to bomb your house. She makes these racial slurs and stuff, so I speak jibberish (oh jugakfee etc) and she makes more racial slurs. I keep making more of these jibberish words, and she says, SPEAK AUSTRALIAN! Good times. :thumbsup: I dont need a siggy no moar.
October 6, 200718 yr This is quite funny. I was hanging around with a level 125 and his gang of friends, and this noob comes up with the random gf bf crap. So I say scammer, and she leaves. Later, I feel like mucking with her, so I say in PM, I'm sorry babe, where do u liv. She says W.A. (Western Australia) I'm like, I'm from Iraq. Now that I know where you're from, I'm going to bomb your house. She makes these racial slurs and stuff, so I speak jibberish (oh jugakfee etc) and she makes more racial slurs. I keep making more of these jibberish words, and she says, SPEAK AUSTRALIAN! Good times. :thumbsup: you are racist too (saying that you are going to bomb her house), but she is also racist, since she is was saying racist things it seems. The only funny thing I found is the end where she says "Speak Australian!". Makes her sound like a 9 year old -.-
October 6, 200718 yr you are racist too (saying that you are going to bomb her house), but she is also racist, since she is was saying racist things it seems. The only funny thing I found is the end where she says "Speak Australian!". Makes her sound like a 9 year old -.- Umm, I'm not racist. I knew she was a younger person who probably only knew ONLY Iraq people bomb houses, as the way she acted. But, I never did have the idea to say I was going to bomb her house. I just said I was from Iraq. Seriously. I never intended to be racist, since I never ripped on them. I was stereotyping, to scare an idiot :anxious: I dont need a siggy no moar.
October 6, 200718 yr i had a few= noob-*in lumby forest* free golden penneies plzz noob-free golden pennies plzz me-*offers him 17 coins i just got from killing a random goblin(to see what they would do)* noob-ffs you big noob, i want 17k not 17 pennies me- and i get called demanding? another= cnoob-*in varrock* buyin free stuff !! buyin free stuff!! noob-*follows me* hey 85 give me stuff ur rich me-no thx try earning your cash noob-omg! my 114 will ownz you me-and you beg when u have a 114 main?? noob- no, im askin for stuff not begging u moron!
October 6, 200718 yr I once got paid like 50 gp to act afraid of this lvl 30 so he could impress his runescape girlfriend Us jews love our grape juice!
October 6, 200718 yr you are racist too (saying that you are going to bomb her house), but she is also racist, since she is was saying racist things it seems. The only funny thing I found is the end where she says "Speak Australian!". Makes her sound like a 9 year old -.- Umm, I'm not racist. I knew she was a younger person who probably only knew ONLY Iraq people bomb houses, as the way she acted. But, I never did have the idea to say I was going to bomb her house. I just said I was from Iraq. Seriously. I never intended to be racist, since I never ripped on them. I was stereotyping, to scare an idiot :anxious: thats still racial stereotyping but whateva :P i woulda done the same >.< sounds kinda fun lol
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