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Noob : Hi

 

Me : Hey

 

Noob : Emote plox

 

Me :

 

... a bit later and after some chat

 

Noob : dang, forgot to bring food

 

Me : shame

 

Noob : any chance i could borrow your guthans for a minute?

 

Me : people like you are the reason my ignore list is full

 

Me :

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Well, ya gotta admit, even though he's overpricing it, he's telling the truth...

 

aww man, you beat me to it :-w

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Currently will be using my Oni Tsurugi account to attempt to get 99 on all free skills without spending any gp, just for the sake of doing so.

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Ahhahahha, i have a picture for this thread. It just happened to me, so i decided to s/s it. It's hilarious. I was on my lev 75, and i said "FREE 1M!" (joking, of course), and these are the results.

 

 

 

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My chat to cathie tsang was supposed to be for the noob who was PMing me.

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Ahhahahha, i have a picture for this thread. It just happened to me, so i decided to s/s it. It's hilarious. I was on my lev 75, and i said "FREE 1M!" (joking, of course), and these are the results.

 

 

 

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My chat to cathie tsang was supposed to be for the noob who was PMing me.

 

 

 

u were the noob,tbh, saying'free 1mil' is of course gonna get lots of noob' attentions.

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Ahhahahha, i have a picture for this thread. It just happened to me, so i decided to s/s it. It's hilarious. I was on my lev 75, and i said "FREE 1M!" (joking, of course), and these are the results.

 

 

 

nublmfao.jpg

 

 

 

My chat to cathie tsang was supposed to be for the noob who was PMing me.

 

 

 

u were the noob,tbh, saying'free 1mil' is of course gonna get lots of noob' attentions.

 

 

 

Meh, i just do that for fun. I guess we all have different interpretations of humor. :)

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I always get sick of people that look me up in the highscores and the start shouting them around, but this is one funny conversation i had because of this:

 

 

 

Noob: Mauranius what is your wc lvl?

 

Me: why are you asking personal details?

 

Noob: Never mind I'll look them up

 

Me: Why are you invading my personal space?

 

Me: do you even know u can't watch my highscores if i haven't approved it?

 

Noob: you are kidding me right?

 

Me: no you can even get reported for it

 

Other noob: Mauranius you have 90 woodcutting!

 

Me: Omg, you invaded my personal space

 

Noob: report him!

 

 

 

:XD: ::'

 

 

 

sorry but i am playing jokes on noobs all day long and this was pretty funny ::'

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I'm not sure if this is just me, but I couldn't stop laughing at this. It was about a year ago, maybe even more. I took a screenshot, and totally forgot about it untill I stumbled upon it yesterday.

 

 

 

Behold; the noob who couldn't afford a toy horsey!

 

 

 

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Have a look at my 'Land of Fakes'

Private chat ON, give me a HYT and I'll HYT you back :D

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Noob- buy yur rainbow boots

 

me- they untradable-

 

noob- give yu 200k for them

 

me- i can't trade them

 

noob- yur lying!!! look i give yu 200k ( he puts up 200gp :uhh: )

 

me- that aint 200k and i cant trade them

 

noob- repoted yu noob yu can trad evevrything drop the boots

 

me- SOS boots are untradeable go check on runescape wiki

 

Noo- reported again noob

 

Me- bye noob ( i tele to barb village)

 

This guy folos me!!!! :shock:

 

SO I TAKE HIM TO 5TH LV OF SOS and git him killed by ankous :twisted:

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Noob- buy yur rainbow boots

 

me- they untradable-

 

noob- give yu 200k for them

 

me- i can't trade them

 

noob- yur lying!!! look i give yu 200k ( he puts up 200gp :uhh: )

 

me- that aint 200k and i cant trade them

 

noob- repoted yu noob yu can trad evevrything drop the boots

 

me- SOS boots are untradeable go check on runescape wiki

 

Noo- reported again noob

 

Me- bye noob ( i tele to barb village)

 

This guy folos me!!!! :shock:

 

SO I TAKE HIM TO 5TH LV OF SOS and git him killed by ankous :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

You're mean :ohnoes:

 

 

 

So this is not spam,

 

 

 

 

 

Somebody came up to me yesterday while i was mining gold,

 

kept asking my mining lvl.

 

 

 

I tell him its 54.... and he says that i must be god for such a high mining lvl.... :-s

No witty signatures for me :(

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Ahhahahha, i have a picture for this thread. It just happened to me, so i decided to s/s it. It's hilarious. I was on my lev 75, and i said "FREE 1M!" (joking, of course), and these are the results.

 

 

 

nublmfao.jpg

 

 

 

My chat to cathie tsang was supposed to be for the noob who was PMing me.

 

 

 

u were the noob,tbh, saying'free 1mil' is of course gonna get lots of noob' attentions.

 

 

 

Meh, i just do that for fun. I guess we all have different interpretations of humor. :)

 

he didn't even talk to the right person. the person supposedly reporting him was different from the one he messaged.

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Well, i could not say that i wasn't a noob here, but at least it was very funny. the noob was level 82 with full rune (with chainbody) and a wooden(!) shield.

 

i like to going to falador castle in a non member world and wearing full white armour and a white two handed sword. it can also be a nice way to find noobs for this thread, you should try it.

 

anyway, here it is:

 

 

 

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by the way, i do live with my mother, but i am 13 years old :)

 

 

 

Noob: Whats yor cmbt lvl?

 

Me: WT*?

 

Noob: Rprted nuub!

 

:-s

 

 

 

well, people actually should be reported in runescape just for things like that.

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2 that aren't mine, but they sure were funny.

 

*I DON'T KNOW IF THESE HAVE ALREADY BEEN POSTED OR NOT*

 

 

 

1:

 

 

 

Noob: Hi

 

Person Who Posted This: Hey

 

Noob: Can I scam you plz?

 

 

 

2.

 

Noob: hi i'm gai!

 

Person who posted: What?

 

Noob: Jk jk I'm lesby

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Just hapened

 

 

 

Noob: can u help me?

 

Me: With wut?

 

noob: get things that arent wool

 

me: ???

 

Noob: i want to craft things that arent wool

 

me: like wut astuff u wanna craft?

 

(noob logs)

 

me: ?

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Just hapened

 

 

 

Noob: can u help me?

 

Me: With wut?

 

noob: get things that arent wool

 

me: ???

 

Noob: i want to craft things that arent wool

 

me: like wut astuff u wanna craft?

 

(noob logs)

 

me: ?

 

.....................

 

 

 

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I made a new lvl 3 for fun went up to lumb bank i saw a lvl 27 there saying ''baying accont'' many times, then i said it's againts the rules, he said that i'm a stupid lvl 3 noob who doesn't know anything, i said i had a lvl 94 character, so that meaned i'd know such a thing :P

 

he asked the name and said that he buys it (lol) he traded me and offered rune pl8 rune med some cash and something i said account trading is againts rules, then he pmed me and said ''What's the password?'' i said

 

imnotdumb he logged out and didn't come back =P

 

/ye i know that's a bad one.,

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Noob:can i have money?

 

I trade to the noob and give him 1gp.

 

Noob:Thanks you very much!

 

Me:No problem very much!

 

 

 

 

 

If you found this funny, visit my blog plz!

Ty Veyron for Siggy help!

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I started RS yesterday, and when I was level 6, a level 7 came up to me and said "Noobs these days.. I hate level 6s..". :anxious:

I created this new specially designed scam detection software i've code named "common sense", it's saying its a scam.
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