Noobs say the funniest things!

[WookieeMania12]

Latest one:

 

 

 

player1: Aba, what music do you listen too?

 

 

 

me: Well I like all kinds of songs/artists: ACDC, Aerosmith, Rolling Stones, Deep Purple, Cream, Ramones, Nickleback, Linkin Park, Ted Nugent, Rammistein, Guns N' Roses, etc.

 

 

 

player1: cool.

 

 

 

player2: wtf... Aba, ur a noob.

 

 

 

me: Thats MusicN00b to you.

 

 

 

player2: idiot, Rolling Stones stink cuz they made in 80s.

 

 

 

me: they formed in the mid 60s... Go look it up

 

 

 

player2: lol, idiot. Cream is outdated, so he stinks

 

 

 

note: Cream is an artist?

 

 

 

player2: stuff that aint just released stink and so do the old geezers that worship them...

 

 

 

me: Foo Fighters are bad because they just released their album a few months ago...

 

 

 

player2: noob. Im gonna listen to pwnage music

 

 

 

me: like what?

 

 

 

player2: Metallica, Guns N' Roses, Megadeth, etc.

 

 

 

He just dissed Guns N' Roses and then calls them "pwnage". He's pulling a Hillary :anxious:

[Juader]

ok i was just getting some cakes for agility when i met a really fun pure 55 cb

 

and no good moneymaking skills with fury and stuff;

 

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Apparently he's just stupid, since he doesn't know what drop trade means..

 

after it he said, I bet you use runescape offical forums you nerd

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

Sorry but you were the noob there, stereotyper...

 

 

 

..how come? i bet even if i hadn't said that drop trader thing he would be shouting nerd nerd no lifer etc on me because i was on ''his'' stall.

[atronic92]

ok i was just getting some cakes for agility when i met a really fun pure 55 cb

 

and no good moneymaking skills with fury and stuff;

 

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Apparently he's just stupid, since he doesn't know what drop trade means..

 

after it he said, I bet you use runescape offical forums you nerd

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

Sorry but you were the noob there, stereotyper...

 

 

 

..how come? i bet even if i hadn't said that drop trader thing he would be shouting nerd nerd no lifer etc on me because i was on ''his'' stall.

 

 

 

I'm going to have to agree with sbrideau2000, until he said "go pull a sausage, loser" he wasn't bothering you. It looks like you just started a conflict with another player for no reason. You can't assume that he drop-traded, and even though he probably did, is that a reason to start a conflict like that? I can see where you're coming from, but what you did is pulling apart the community more than drop-traders are.

[Juader]

ok i was just getting some cakes for agility when i met a really fun pure 55 cb

 

and no good moneymaking skills with fury and stuff;

 

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Apparently he's just stupid, since he doesn't know what drop trade means..

 

after it he said, I bet you use runescape offical forums you nerd

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

Sorry but you were the noob there, stereotyper...

 

 

 

..how come? i bet even if i hadn't said that drop trader thing he would be shouting nerd nerd no lifer etc on me because i was on ''his'' stall.

 

 

 

I'm going to have to agree with sbrideau2000, until he said "go pull a sausage, loser" he wasn't bothering you. It looks like you just started a conflict with another player for no reason. You can't assume that he drop-traded, and even though he probably did, is that a reason to start a conflict like that? I can see where you're coming from, but what you did is pulling apart the community more than drop-traders are.

 

Idk if arguing this would matter anything, when i came there and took one steal he said that.. so in fact he started, how did he know if i said ''drop ttrader'' on joke or seriously ?

[Doradoswim]

Ok, i have here an example of noobiness in it's pure, unblemished form.

 

 

 

 

 

noob: ill buy your rune pl8

 

me: sure

 

noob: how much

 

me: 45k

 

him: OMGOMGOMG! that is only worth 2k! I report you!

 

me: but... i didn't do anything...yet.... mehehehheheehe

 

noob: my bro is zezima and if you don't give me it ill have him kill you!

 

me: ummm... right.... are you feeling ok????

 

noob: and my dad is peter gower and he made this game!!!

 

me: actually... the name is paul gower, and his brother made the game not him...

 

noob: hahahahahahha you stupidd noob, i fooled you!!! now give it!!!

 

me: i think you need to take your medication...

 

another guy: lmao, dude, this is hilarious!! =)

 

noob: shut up! Ot ill report you as well!

 

another guy: w/e... (he tellys)

 

me: OMG! the big bubble ate him we need to save him!

 

noob: were do we go to save him?

 

me: folo me!

 

noob: not until you give me your pl8!

 

me: dude, get lost. (i start to walk away)

 

noob: No way, you noobish noob!

 

He then folows me for about 1 hour, heaping pathetic abuse on my head :cry:

 

finally i get pathetically bored, so....

 

me: dude, shut up or i report you!

 

noob: you cant report me! i am level 467 and i am a java moderater!

 

me: java? i think you mean jagex...

 

noob: ya, that

 

me: and were is your crown??

 

noob: its hidden

 

me: wow, thats soo cool!

 

noob: wanna fite?

 

me: before we fight, how come your combat level only says 4?

 

noob: i got changed by my uncle! he made the game, you know!!

 

me: i thought your dad did.....

 

noob: my uncle is my dad, you stupid fool!

 

me: god, you need to be locked in the port sarim jail

 

noob: aaaaaaaaaahahahhahahahahahahhaHAH!!! YOU ******* NOOB!!!!

 

me: i think im going to get eaten by a bubble now...

 

 

 

I teleport off to falador and logg off for about 6 days

 

 

 

THE END!

 

 

 

Kind of long-winded, but i still laugh when i think about my experience.....

 

:pray: please let it never happen again... :pray:

[brunokiller]

Noob(pm):can i borrow money plz

 

noob: i am broke

 

noob: i only have 50k

 

me:ill give you some, come to lumby

 

noob:ok

 

noob:no what?

 

noob:know*

 

noob:now*

 

me:Are you in lumbridge now?

 

noob:yes

 

me:sorry mate i had to go to seers village to sell some flax

 

noob:ill come to seers then

 

noob:im here

 

me:sorry, did i say seers village?

 

noob:ya

 

me: i meant al-kharid

 

noob:ok im there

 

me:i got teled to ardougne by sandwich lady

 

noob: where r u

 

me:in lumbridge now

 

*he comes to lumbridge*

 

me:my friend is holding a drop party now

 

noob:cool

 

me:i can tele you there if you want

 

noob:kk sure

 

*me casts tele group waterbirth isle*

 

*we both appear at waterbirth isle*

 

noob:where is drop party

 

me:the snow is dropping

 

*homeports to lunar isle*

[jokemaster]

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noob: you cant report me! i am level 467 and i am a java moderater!

 

me: java? i think you mean jagex...

 

noob: ya, that

 

me: and were is your crown??

 

noob: its hidden

 

me: wow, thats soo cool!

 

noob: wanna fite?

 

me: before we fight, how come your combat level only says 4?

 

noob: i got changed by my uncle! he made the game, you know!!

 

me: i thought your dad did.....

 

noob: my uncle is my dad, you stupid fool!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dude LMFAO :D haha!

[Numer0_un0]

This just happened in CW lobby.

 

 

 

ME (jokingly): Sup frub?

 

Noob: hi noob

 

ME (jokingly): frub > noob tbh

 

Noob: fak u

 

 

 

 

 

:o :?

[rook_2222]

OK, this is a normal Jagex impersonation scam I've seen often seen.

 

 

 

Scammer: Congratulations! You have won 1 year of free membership!

 

Me: Ok...

 

Scammer: Im a member of Jagex, the owners of Rune escape

 

Thank you, your report abuse has been recieved.

 

Me: You didn't even spell Runescape right, and plus reported

 

Scammer: I dont understand sir, dont you want to be a member for free?

 

Me: Nah, Ill stick to reporting noobs like you

 

 

 

: :

[MooseHole]

noob: and my dad is peter gower and he made this game!!!

 

me: actually... the name is paul gower, and his brother made the game not him...

 

...

 

noob: i got changed by my uncle! he made the game, you know!!

 

me: i thought your dad did.....

 

His dad's brother is his uncle, who you said made the game.

[MooseHole]

ME (jokingly): Sup frub?

 

Noob: hi noob

 

ME (jokingly): frub > noob tbh

 

Noob: fak u

So you're saying that he's greater than you, since he's the frub and you're the noob?

[Numer0_un0]

ME (jokingly): Sup frub?

 

Noob: hi noob

 

ME (jokingly): frub > noob tbh

 

Noob: fak u

So you're saying that he's greater than you, since he's the frub and you're the noob?

 

 

 

No, Frub is a better insult than noob. Meh. What does it matter, anyway...

[Da Pirates]

ok i was just getting some cakes for agility when i met a really fun pure 55 cb

 

and no good moneymaking skills with fury and stuff;

 

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Apparently he's just stupid, since he doesn't know what drop trade means..

 

after it he said, I bet you use runescape offical forums you nerd

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

Sorry but you were the noob there, stereotyper...

 

 

 

..how come? i bet even if i hadn't said that drop trader thing he would be shouting nerd nerd no lifer etc on me because i was on ''his'' stall.

 

 

 

I'm going to have to agree with sbrideau2000, until he said "go pull a sausage, loser" he wasn't bothering you. It looks like you just started a conflict with another player for no reason. You can't assume that he drop-traded, and even though he probably did, is that a reason to start a conflict like that? I can see where you're coming from, but what you did is pulling apart the community more than drop-traders are.

 

Idk if arguing this would matter anything, when i came there and took one steal he said that.. so in fact he started, how did he know if i said ''drop ttrader'' on joke or seriously ?

 

 

 

1 thing is for sure though, pures are NOOBS!

[PastyGangsta]

 

This is worse:

 

 

 

 

 

 

You're right... this one is worse

 

 

 

hey, the guy mightve been new to p2p, if not, i wonder what he does in p2p? :-s

 

 

 

 

 

*cough* He bought the account! *cough*

 

 

 

Did you say something? No? Well it mustve been a ghost... :lol:

[Pret]

 

me:my friend is holding a drop party now

 

noob:cool

 

me:i can tele you there if you want

 

noob:kk sure

 

*me casts tele group waterbirth isle*

 

*we both appear at waterbirth isle*

 

noob:where is drop party

 

me:the snow is dropping

 

*homeports to lunar isle*

 

 

 

I lol'd.

 

Hard.

[Slayer_Jesse]

 

me:my friend is holding a drop party now

 

noob:cool

 

me:i can tele you there if you want

 

noob:kk sure

 

*me casts tele group waterbirth isle*

 

*we both appear at waterbirth isle*

 

noob:where is drop party

 

me:the snow is dropping

 

*homeports to lunar isle*

 

 

 

I lol'd.

 

Hard.

 

 

 

i do avariation of that, i take them to my house, and drop them into my obulette :twisted: its a noob drop party! plusi get to watch them die! :twisted:

[juicce]

Hmm, some pics from my blog:

 

 

 

 

 

 

[BlackDawn]

so...much...noobyness... :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes:

[Xx_Flare_xX]

 

 

 

 

 

I got this like 20 seconds ago... completely random

[Nurse_Renard]

Trust me, go to lumby with no rare stuff on, it's okay, But go there with some good stuff on, and there's trust games every 5 mins... -.-

 

 

 

Lumbridge fails...

[Lenin64]

He just dissed Guns N' Roses and then calls them "pwnage". He's pulling a Hillary :anxious:

 

Siggification ftw :D

 

 

 

Here's one I got earlier:

 

 

 

Me:(at Fight Pits) *chugs keg of beer*

 

Noob: Zomg How You Do That?!

 

Me: I bought a keg of beer

 

Noob: I Never Seen Keg Gimme Keg

 

Me: I don;t have any more, and they're 500gp each. Go buy one from a guy near Ardougne

 

Noob: There Is No Ardougne Gimme Ur Chain (d chain :D )

 

Me: logs

[brunokiller]

guy i dont know pms me:

 

 

 

 

 

guy:haha

 

guy:im lvl 125

 

me:And you think I care why?

 

guy:cause your noob

 

me:Your opinion is irrelevant

 

guy:oh ive also got a godsword

 

me: if you are lvl 125 why don't you appear in highscores?

 

 

 

*silence*

[Etta]

Want humor?

 

 

 

player1: free stuff plz

 

 

 

me: Jaz su masc! My nama Borat! I like you!

 

 

 

player1: ???

 

 

 

me: I am froma Kazahkstan! Very nice country!

 

 

 

player1: free stuff

 

 

 

me: What? You giva me free staff?

 

 

 

player1: noob.

 

 

 

:ohnoes:

 

 

 

player2:Aba, whats that silver crown next to your name?

 

 

 

me: Jaz su masc! I ama Borat. This crown is froma Kazahkstan! Is nice!

 

 

 

player2: cool! Where do you live?

 

 

 

me: I told you! I am froma Kazakhstan!

 

 

 

player2: how old are u

 

 

 

me: I ama 40-yearsa old!

 

 

 

player2: I cant be friends with u, sry

 

 

 

 

 

 

player3: Hey aba. I want 50k plz

 

 

 

me: Whatt??? You don't give 50k free. You get executed in Kazakhstan!

 

 

 

player3: stfu noob ur a mod

 

 

 

me: Mod??? I do not know what you are saying!

 

 

 

=D>

 

Lol! =D>

[Da Pirates]

Want humor?

 

 

 

player1: free stuff plz

 

 

 

me: Jaz su masc! My nama Borat! I like you!

 

 

 

player1: ???

 

 

 

me: I am froma Kazahkstan! Very nice country!

 

 

 

player1: free stuff

 

 

 

me: What? You giva me free staff?

 

 

 

player1: noob.

 

 

 

:ohnoes:

 

 

 

player2:Aba, whats that silver crown next to your name?

 

 

 

me: Jaz su masc! I ama Borat. This crown is froma Kazahkstan! Is nice!

 

 

 

player2: cool! Where do you live?

 

 

 

me: I told you! I am froma Kazakhstan!

 

 

 

player2: how old are u

 

 

 

me: I ama 40-yearsa old!

 

 

 

player2: I cant be friends with u, sry

 

 

 

 

 

 

player3: Hey aba. I want 50k plz

 

 

 

me: Whatt??? You don't give 50k free. You get executed in Kazakhstan!

 

 

 

player3: stfu noob ur a mod

 

 

 

me: Mod??? I do not know what you are saying!

 

 

 

=D>

 

Lol! =D>

 

 

 

Rofl

 

 

 

 

 

Edit: omg 3000th post on this thread \

[TailsBell]

How to tell noobs from crowds for dummies:

 

 

 

#1: Lvl.56: Where can i get a kick me sign to place on the duke horacio #-o

 

 

 

#2: Lvl 3 (new): Where's lumbridge

 

 

 

#3: Lvl 41: Whaz a quest?

 

 

 

#4 Lvl 109:(This is funny but i fell srry for the player)I'm new here can you help me? :boohoo:

 

 

 

New omg sayings:

 

(These are [developmentally delayed]ed)

 

#1: omgiypgiap(oh my god its you playing god in a play) :XD:

 

#2:omgigimstab(oh my god its god in my shower taking a bath)

 

#3(mine)omgighabswabcodvwasp(oh my god its god as brittney spears wearing a bungee cord over death valley wearing a ski parka) \

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dumb people shouldn't play:

 

#1: Is this neverwinter nights?(lvl 12)

 

#2: How is it medevil times without guns and tanks?(lvl 67 :ohnoes:)

 

#3: Is this call of duty? :wall: :wall: :wall:

 

#4: Well if its runescape why arent they any runes huh?

 

#5: I have $5,000,000,000,000 in my bank. :^o

 

#6: If im [developmentally delayed]ed that makes you smart!!! :uhh: