TailsBell

Noobs can be very hurtful to other people Noob comes up to me Noob: Do you have AIDS? Me:....... Noob: DO u? Me: I dont but if i did i wouldnt tell u Noob......YOU HAVE AIDS!!!!!!!!!! (Cant think straight can he) Noob: HEY EVRYBODY THIS GUY HAS AIDS. Some random guy comes up Guy: (crying emote) I have HIV, thats hurtful Guy runs away Noob logs BTW I dont have AIDS or HIV or any STD Runescape Noob Musical There are a bunch of noobs singing and doing the dance and jig emotes, and some using zombie dance and goblin salute. The Noob Leader walks up to a random guy NL: Pay us 69 gp each RG: Y NL: because u watched our performance RG: No NL: Pay or ill report you for item scamming I come in Me: Lay off, you didnt say that the play costed money. NL: SO what im jagix, and i can tell people what I want Me: First its spelled jagex, and second jagex is a company NL: Noob, i thing i know my own name ok, and ill probaly own you, my main is zezima and hes a mod so i can ban u Me: Cool, log on to him right now NL: OK noob youll be sorry Noob logs and never comes back

Might not want to read this... [hide][bleep] that son of a [bleep] I'm jewish.. This offended me soo much.. Why the [bleep] do so many [wagon] make for of us? :cry: :cry: [/hide] Just for clarification, any racism at all warrants an instant report under Rule 1.. That guy deserves a perm mute IMO. But I really hate racist people.. And I mean really hate. which person are you refering too??? Me, the noob, or the other poster. Anyways In church Me: :pray: Noob: Y you praying Me: :pray: to fill my prayer points Noob: Noobs use prayer Me: :pray: Do you use prayer?? Noob: Of course I do, thats how i stay alive Me: :-s Noob: Y the silent treatment Me: You called yourself a noob : Noob: No i didnt Me: You said noobs use prayer, and you also said that you use prayer so technically youre a noob : Noob:................... Noob logs Similar one I have a low level pure cooking account so far at 32 Noob lvl.26: Hey noob Me lvl.5: ..... Noob: NOOB!!!!! Me: Im not a noob Noob: Yes u are, you cook food so you can stay alive Me: Yep so i dont die, I call it well trained Noob: Ill own you Me:......I bet you will,but it will be a long fight. Noob: YA RIGHT NOOB!!!! After 15 minutes fight, I win amazingly with 1 HP Noob: You cooking noob Me: You just got owned by a noob Noob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Noob logs

Shoudn't you have reported him for that? Nah I really didnt care There should the Jerry Springer Show or Maury on RS Noob Conversation 1 ------------------------------- Noob1 does a raspberry behind noob2 Noob2: Where you sexually harrasing me??? Noob1: No... N2:Yes you were..I saw you N1: NO I didnt....I was just doing emotes N1 does a blow kiss emote N2: YOU JUST DID IT AGAIN!!!! N1: Omg............no I didnt N2: REPORTED FOR HARRASSMENT I come in Me: Uhh....he is just doing emotes N2: Nu-uh....and youre probably undressing me with your mind you sick ******* Me: WTF are u talking about Random Guy walks over RG: You 2 noobs-get a life.....I hate when people argue. N1: Stay out of our business N2: Ya you sicko, youre probably thinking of ******* me. Rg logs out I log out N1 logs out (N1-Girl, N2-Girl, Me-Boy, Rg-Girl. WTF!!!!!)

Ouch. I'm not a jew and i know people make fun of jews...a lot. Im jewish and i was told a concentration camp joke and he though it was really fun. Noob: OMG!!!!! Me: What?! Noob: I WANT YOU PLATEBODY!!!! Me: OK....stop shouting (trade screen put up mith plate, noob declines) Noob: WTF!!!! Thats not it?? Me: (thinking:WTF?!) Yes it is Noob: No it isnt because your armor is black (He wants the priest robes) Me: Sure Noob: Ok....... (trade screen put up robes, noob declines WTF?!) Me: Wats wrong Noob: YOU NOOB I WANT BOTH Me: Ohhhhh.. (trade screen put up robe and platebody, noob puts up 1 gp -.- . I get rid of both and we accept and i get 1 gp and he gets nothing Noob: HAHAHHA NOOB.....I totally scammed u. Noob2: REPORTED!!!!! Noob: Y? Noob2: 4 scamming noob!!!! Noob logs off 2 days later Noob logs on Noob(PM): HEY NOOB YOU SCAMMED ME!!!! Me: No i didnt..... Noob: THEN WHERE IS MY STUFF Me: I took it off the trade screen Noob: SCAMMER!!! Me: They have a trade modifier on the trade screen if i change the trade...noob! Noob: SCAMMER I CHALLENGE YOU TO BATTLE!!!!!! Me: Nah..... Noob:I warn you I have high strength and prayer (None on high score list) Noob: COME ON FIGHT ME!!!! Me: Nahhh....youre too weak. (Noob-lvl.12 Me-lvl.44) Noob: Doesnt matter I still pwn you Noob rants for 4 minutes Place noob on ignore list (Then something strange happens) Noob logs off Then he gets on to his main NoobM: I want to battle u NOOB!!!!!!!! Me: Sure...y not (NoobM-lvl 36) I WIN!!!!!! NoobM: YOu noob scammer ****** **** *******Im gonna **** your mom and **** your sister and girlfriend too Me: Ya........good luck with that

that reminds me of something funny today. Me: Hello good friend Noob: ShUt Eup Nuub oar eils pown yu. Me: Can you please use proper grammar. I cant understand you. Noob: Shet eup nuub, ei caan tallik hoow ei warnt Me: Did you get an A in English class? Noob: Ouf coursse nuub, thaats whi eims sow guod ait graaamer :^o When Noobs are smart. Noob: Where is the Capitol of Runescape. Me: There is none Noob: Of course there is every state and/or country has a capital. Me: But this is a Kingdom. Noob: Oh so is there a castle then (PS: I knew the guy, and he got an A in Social Studies so that why he did this) Uncool Noobs Noob: Im so cool and members arent. Noob: Im so cool and others arent (I walk buy wearing my mith platebody and wielding my addy sword) Noob: Noob, give me your stuff Me: Sure for how much???? Noob: FREE!!!!! Me:.....NO!!! Noob: You have to. Me: Y? Noob: Because I'm cool. Me: And??? Noob: YOu have to give free stuff to cool people Me: No I dont Noob: How dare you insult the Cool Clan Leader. My clan and I challenge you to a battle to the death. (Me-lvl 44, Noob-lvl 23, Noob clan-lvl 23-26) After a while of killing Noob: I will get on my ultimate account and own you!!!! Noob logs on to a lvl 35 account. I kill him noob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Noob: Give me and my clan back my stuff!!!! Me: Y???? Noob: CAUSE WERE COOL UNLIKE U,YOU ******* NOOB Me: Cool I'll just go sell your stuff bye. Noob: I WILL HUnT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU!!!! Me: I just killed you, your clan, and your good account and you still want to fight. Nah your to boring to fight. Noob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBB!!! Noob logs off BESTEST GAME EVUR!!! Noob: WARCRAFT IS THE BESTEST GAME EVER!!!! Me:..............no......its...not. Noob: What are u saying??? Me: No its not. Noob: What r u saying??? Me: Its not the best game ever. Noob: Then what is?? Me: RISE OF NATIONS!!!!! Noob:.....RISE OF NATIONS IS THE BESTEST GAME EVUR!!!! That made me laugh

I hate people who make fun of other religions Noob: ALL JEWS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me: Y? Noob: BECAUSE THEY STARTED WWII Me: How? Noob: They burned down Hitler's house with those candle holders!! Me: Menorahs? Noob: Ya....hey...YOURE A JEW!!! Me: Yes I am. :D Noob:IM GONNA KILL YOU!!! (Me-lvl 44: Noob-lvl 39) Me: Ok lets go to the wildy 3 minutes later the noob pms me Noob: YOU JEW..YOU KILLED ME AND TOOK ALL MY STUFF!!! Me: Thats what youre suppose to do in htis game Noob: JEWS ARE EVIL!!!!!!!!! Me: Hey remember..you got owned by a JEW!!!!!!! Noob:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOOO Noob logs off

you were the noob there Me too. WELL I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!! *goes to crying corner* I walk into the Varrock Castle Library and talk to my friend Me: THat was cool Friend: Ya it was remember when.... Noob: SHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...ITS A LIBRARY!!!!!!!!!! Me:.... Friend:..... Noob: Thx Me: Y were u shouting if this is a library : Noob:....WELL CAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me: U just did it again : Noob: Im reporting u for being mean Me:.......do it. Noob logs off Me:.....Well back to what we were talking about. Noob logs back on Noob: I challenge you to a duel Me: Ok lets go to the wildy I win and get a mith plate and and a adamant sword Noob:.......I WANT MY STUFF BACK!!!! Me: :notalk: Noob: MEANIE!!!! ILL REPORT U FOR EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE FUN BEING BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me: At least God loves me O:) Noob logs off

Remember that annoying noob and his brother...I saw them again (Since my account old account got deleted..Idk how...They dont know me) M: Hi NB: Who r u??? M (pm): Its me the clan leader NB (pm): Oh ya N: I remember u!!!!! M: rly NB: HEY BRO HES A random guy N: NIce try, Im coming after you this time. He hacks and does 10 damage on me. M: reported for hacking noob I log off. NOOB QUESTION TIME!!! #1: How do you get bread? #2: (TO the Lumbridge Guide) WHeres the lumbridge guide? #3: Can I have a bronze dagger? noob business: #1: INVENTORY HELPER (Carries your stuff) #2: INSULTER #3: MILKER #4: BEGGER #5: POET #6: MEMBER WORLD GUARD ( I have a story on this one) #7: WORLD FOOL STORY TIME: MEMBER WORLD GUARD I'm near Taverly gate when a noob logs on to the non member world that im on Noob: I will not let you pass Me: I know that Noob: No you dont Me: Yes I do, I use to be a member Noob: Then ill block members Me: THey go on a different worlds to go on Noob: Doh!!!

Lmao XD. Bronzor is a real 4th gen pokemon :-w ya but thats not the point he thought BRONZE ORE was BRONZOR I saw him again. Lvl.21: Hey ch00b, tell me is there a PLakia in this game Me: Yes there is, go to lvl 40 wildy and fight a lesser demon and Plakia will appaer. Lvl.21: Thx 2 minutes later Lvl.21: Fr00b, you lied now you must go get my stuff Me: How about no and even better heck no. Lvl.21: Tell me where Plakia is???? Me: THis is runescape not pokemon Lvl.21: OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....Can I catch a Squritle here??? :wall: :wall: #-o #-o :shame: :-k

Ok weird kid online today(noob). Lvl.21 Noob: I caught a pokemon. Me: G4U Noob: I caught Bronze ore. :wall: Me: That aint a pokemon Noob: Yes it is, im on the pokemon website right. Me: nooo. youre on runescape. Noob: Thats why this game has no Pikachu. Well bye. Uhhhhhhhhhh...If hes lvl 21 and thinks it pokemon then he is really blind. Wow hacker getting caught. Steven10824: Hello can i be your friend TailsBell(me): You seem familiar Steven10824: ive never seen you before TailsBell: Well thats because its my account Steven10824: liar!!!! TailsBell: You r reporterd noob now get off my account or ill report you to jagex. Steven10824 logged off TailsBell: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooobb!! Oilman: Reported!!! TailsBell: Y Oilman: For hacking noob. WRONG GUY!!!

How to tell noobs from crowds for dummies: #1: Lvl.56: Where can i get a kick me sign to place on the duke horacio #-o #2: Lvl 3 (new): Where's lumbridge #3: Lvl 41: Whaz a quest? #4 Lvl 109:(This is funny but i fell srry for the player)I'm new here can you help me? :boohoo: New omg sayings: (These are [developmentally delayed]ed) #1: omgiypgiap(oh my god its you playing god in a play) :XD: #2:omgigimstab(oh my god its god in my shower taking a bath) #3(mine)omgighabswabcodvwasp(oh my god its god as brittney spears wearing a bungee cord over death valley wearing a ski parka) \ Dumb people shouldn't play: #1: Is this neverwinter nights?(lvl 12) #2: How is it medevil times without guns and tanks?(lvl 67 :ohnoes:) #3: Is this call of duty? :wall: :wall: :wall: #4: Well if its runescape why arent they any runes huh? #5: I have $5,000,000,000,000 in my bank. :^o #6: If im [developmentally delayed]ed that makes you smart!!! :uhh:

Yesterday Noob: What lvl is the grim reaper Me: Y Noob: I want his hood. (I didnt know how to awnser) Noob: Well what lvl is he, you have a hood. Me: U go through a portal in fally and clean his house Noob:....Doesn't he have a maid since hes a legend. I walk away laughing Later he catches up Noob: I got it and its better than urs. Me: Your point Noob: I can sell it for more Me: Its untradeable... Noob: Its tradeable ill show u Trade Noob cant get it on Noob: Reported Me: Y Noob: For hacking Me: Ya you do that Noob: I will, my dad is jadex Me: Jadex is a company Noob: No hes not, I think I know my dad's name. Me: Well, my dad is Santa and hes giving you coal for christmas Noob: Well tell him to go eat a twinke Someday I wish not to play runescape. Another story(5 months ago) M-me (lvl. 44) N-newb(lvl.5) No-noob(lvl.18) F-friend(lvl.71) In edgeville Im just killing some guards then N-can you give me some free stuff M-sure since your new...I give him 200 gp and steel platebody N-thanks can you find my brother he says he is good at runescape Suddenly my friend comes F-Hey, want to go to the wildy for some pking M-Ill meet you there later F-ok see ya Suddenly some guy comes No-HEy get away from my bro N-brother!!! M-so your this player's brother. No-ya, ill own you Fr00b M-Id like to see that happen No-Dude i got Dragon armor and ive beaten the cowfight queen and the queen red dragon. (ovessliy this guy sucks at runscape history and the game) M-(pm to N)your brother knows nothing about rs N-(pms back) ya i see your point even i know its a king. No-come on ill own you know M-ok, lets go to the wildy No-come on bro we walk in to lvl 26 wildy my friend comes F-hey..oh a noob again No-who you calling noob, ill own your friend Two secs later the noob dies and i get 200 gp, black longsword and steel plate body No-GIVE ME MY STUFF!!!(PM) M-no i got it fair and square No-reported for everthing.MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAH!!!!!! HAVE FUN BEING BANNED FOREVER!!!!! HAVE FUN IN HELL!!!! M-OH am i going first class. He logged off but it wasnt the last time i saw him Today M-TB9(lvl 76), NB-yugi90(lvl 34), N-danoobkilla0(lvl 45), NF-Gangster8(lvl. 43), P-Xpo(lvl 107), and CM-Todidle8909(lvl. 56) Falador Party Room to Melzar's maze Me and Todidle8909 were dancing and fooling around when i saw a familiar username M-HEy you NB-Ya.....OH ITS U!!!!!!!!!!MY BRO IS STILL MADE AT U!!!!!!!! M-Ya where is he NB-Upstairs gtting a few beers why? CM-Hey want to join our clan? NB-Sure But danoobkiller0 and Gangster8 were listening and came over N-ITS U!!!!!!!! YOU CONNED MY BRO INTO JOINING U!!! M-No he happily joined NF-We hate scum like u around these parts M-who r u. N-Hes my friend and were gonna own you and your clan scum A partier comes over P-Hey can you guys have fun its a party NF-You wanna mess with me punk. come on lets battle in the wildy So Xpo and Gangster8 leave and I run with my clan member and the brother M-you guys go to draynor ill meet you there later. Ill go to rimmington THe noob runs after me N-Youll never get away punk. MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!! I log out into a another world Noob logs in N-I got you know punk(PM) I run into melzar's maze The noob cant get in N-you think you got away punk!!! THEre is always a back door. He runs behind the building and i log out and into the world i was originally on and telly to lumbridge and run to drayor. M-(PM to N) NOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBB!!! NOw these are funny #1: Noob-Can i have your mith armor Me-No, but if you put blue dye on your amor it automaticlly becomes mith NooB-REALLLY, THX!!!! #2 Noob-I just bought Jagex and runescape so you have to give me all your stuff or ill ban you forever Me-O rly, then what country was runescape made in? Noob-Thats a stupid question. Everyone knows it was made in USA #3 Noob-Y cant we have guns in this game Me-Because it based in medival times, n00b #4 Noob-Youve won a free santa costume, just give me your pas Me- There is no such thing and youve just been reported #5 Noob-My dad owns runescape. Me-Cool wats his name Noob-Bill Gates