Noobs say the funniest things!

[swordb88]

"Def noob!"

 

"(i gets the kill message)"

[epeeflecher]

wow... this actually happened while i was reading this forum, but when i switched windows the 2nd time, it glitched, and my screen on RS whited, i didnt get last few pms, BUT, ill say about what they were

 

 

 

(the noob is the longer blacked out space I had to switch chat to private only so i could screenie it lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Since people probably wont click the picture, ill type it out

 

 

 

 

 

noob: are, ***, location?

 

noob: wp

 

me: lol

 

me: sorry, but reported, personal details

 

noob: R U serious?

 

me: Yes, whatever the person, If they break rule I have to report...

 

me: You cant do that (me saying about him asking for details)

 

noob: OMFG I hate nerds like you <---- how does this make me a nerd? reporting rule breakers...

 

me: Wow... havent you ever read the rules?

 

(next black is my friend logging in)

 

Me: You're supposed to read the rules before you play... (he was on my world, so I know hes a member... you need to check a box saying u have at least)

 

noob: ever heard of a girlfriend? <---wtf.. this is so off topic, but he said it

 

me: lol, ya I have one... <---this might be a lie, but it makes noobs stop bothering you sometimes when they ask

 

noob: something like "wow what a noob, get a life" and then he insulted my fake GF

 

 

 

Then, i switched back to RuneScape, and it was whited out, cuz my internet lagged a little, I might have missed 2 lines or so that i was gonna screenie after...

 

 

 

but whatever.. Hell

 

 

 

Wha? confused. He was asking for personal details?

[Hajutze]

 

Wha? confused. He was asking for personal details?

im not specialist but asl (age (!) sex location (!) ) is asking for details , isnt it ?

[Frozen]

Just a one liner that made me laugh.

 

 

 

[Cavi]

the other day i was walking in camelot and i was wielding my holy water vials (from Legends) and a guy told me:

 

"Omg, how do you wield super attack pots u have to tell me!"

 

 

 

it was quit funny, although i dont think he is a noob :lol:

[WookieeMania12]

Now, More for-a Borat! :D

 

 

 

player1: aba, how you doing

 

me: I'm doing well, ty

 

player1: can I have 100k?

 

me: WHATTT?!!!!?! You cannot have gold piece, they mine! You get shot in Kazakhstan

 

player1: plz

 

me: I do not know what plz means. It mean "Presenting Led Zeppelin", the America band?

 

player1: noob

 

me: ahh!!! You boon!

[Carcher]

Just a one liner that made me laugh.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Holy cow thats one of my friends. lol. Well to the topic.

 

 

 

Noob: Buying full rune 1k!!!!11

 

Me: Umm, full rune is about 180k

 

Noob: Shut up noob. *runs off*

[TheMinerGuy]

plz = presenting led zeppelin LOL

[mugglle]

3 months after i started, and my first account got hacked(at lvl 12... rofl?)

 

i made a new account and was training on giant spiders.

 

 

 

along comes this noob.

 

 

 

noob:REPORTED!!!

 

me:me?

 

noob:yes you!!

 

me:why? what did i do wrong :anxious: ?

 

 

 

aperantly this guy had been reading the rules recently, because he promptly spouted out: BUG ABUSE!!!

 

 

 

though spiders arent bugs, i didnt bring this to his attention then... i hopped out after reporting him for misuse of customer support.

 

 

 

:roll:

[Von_Goon]

3 months after i started, and my first account got hacked(at lvl 12... rofl?)

 

i made a new account and was training on giant spiders.

 

 

 

along comes this noob.

 

 

 

noob:REPORTED!!!

 

me:me?

 

noob:yes you!!

 

me:why? what did i do wrong :anxious: ?

 

 

 

aperantly this guy had been reading the rules recently, because he promptly spouted out: BUG ABUSE!!!

 

 

 

though spiders arent bugs, i didnt bring this to his attention then... i hopped out after reporting him for misuse of customer support.

 

 

 

:roll:

 

 

 

I 'lol'ed IRL at that. :) Made my day.

[Hajutze]

isn't that one of the oldest jokes in the book ?

[Von_Goon]

isn't that one of the oldest jokes in the book ?

 

First I've heard it. I must be a noob. :o

[Mr_Adam]

isn't that one of the oldest jokes in the book ?

 

First I've heard it. I must be a noob. :o

 

 

 

Yeah... me too lol.

[Olbritishchap]

isn't that one of the oldest jokes in the book ?

 

First I've heard it. I must be a noob. :o

 

 

 

Yeah... me too lol.

 

 

 

i think someone made it up to be funny...i've yet to meet someone THAT stupid.

 

 

 

Off topic: same avvy :XD:

[TailsBell]

Remember that annoying noob and his brother...I saw them again

 

(Since my account old account got deleted..Idk how...They dont know me)

 

 

 

M: Hi

 

NB: Who r u???

 

M (pm): Its me the clan leader

 

NB (pm): Oh ya

 

N: I remember u!!!!!

 

M: rly

 

NB: HEY BRO HES A random guy

 

N: NIce try, Im coming after you this time.

 

He hacks and does 10 damage on me.

 

M: reported for hacking noob

 

 

 

I log off.

 

 

 

 

 

NOOB QUESTION TIME!!!

 

 

 

#1: How do you get bread?

 

#2: (TO the Lumbridge Guide) WHeres the lumbridge guide?

 

#3: Can I have a bronze dagger?

 

 

 

 

 

noob business:

 

 

 

#1: INVENTORY HELPER (Carries your stuff)

 

#2: INSULTER

 

#3: MILKER

 

#4: BEGGER

 

#5: POET

 

#6: MEMBER WORLD GUARD ( I have a story on this one)

 

#7: WORLD FOOL

 

 

 

 

 

STORY TIME: MEMBER WORLD GUARD

 

 

 

I'm near Taverly gate when a noob logs on to the non member world that im on

 

 

 

Noob: I will not let you pass

 

Me: I know that

 

Noob: No you dont

 

Me: Yes I do, I use to be a member

 

Noob: Then ill block members

 

Me: THey go on a different worlds to go on

 

Noob: Doh!!!

[Dizzle229]

 

 

 

M: Hi

 

NB: Who r u???

 

M (pm): Its me the clan leader

 

NB (pm): Oh ya

 

N: I remember u!!!!!

 

M: rly

 

NB: HEY BRO HES A random guy

 

N: NIce try, Im coming after you this time.

 

He hacks and does 10 damage on me.

 

M: reported for hacking noob

 

 

 

I log off.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you were the noob there

[Juader]

 

 

 

M: Hi

 

NB: Who r u???

 

M (pm): Its me the clan leader

 

NB (pm): Oh ya

 

N: I remember u!!!!!

 

M: rly

 

NB: HEY BRO HES A random guy

 

N: NIce try, Im coming after you this time.

 

He hacks and does 10 damage on me.

 

M: reported for hacking noob

 

 

 

I log off.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you were the noob there

 

Me too.

[Soviet_skunk]

Well here's a story of a noob who tried to report me but got it wrong...

 

 

 

Im on f2p minding my own buisness when this level 3 noob comes up to me

 

Noob:I am the runscape (yes he spelt it wrong btw) goverment and you must give me 20% of your fishes or your account will be deleted.

 

Me:um...i don't think so!

 

Noob:You Nood!I will report you for saying no to a runescape goverment official

 

(5 minutes later)

 

noob:How do you report ppl?

 

me:you go on the door icon and click log off

 

noob:KK ty

 

(noob logs)

 

I quickly igonore him and change worlds.

 

I saw him in wildy a week later,he followed me and i led him to greater demons :twisted:

[jokemaster]

Well here's a story of a noob who tried to report me but got it wrong...

 

 

 

noob:How do you report ppl?

 

me:you go on the door icon and click log off

 

noob:KK ty

 

(noob logs)

 

 

 

 

omfg haha

[Fleetsy]

Noob: Hey can i b ur friend

 

Me: Umm..no

 

Noob: Y

 

Me: List is full

 

Noob: I'll pay u

 

Me: :P

 

Noob: 100k

 

Me: Nah thanks

 

 

 

Not THAT funny but still.. :D

[Lenin64]

Noob: Hey can i b ur friend

 

Me: Umm..no

 

Noob: Y

 

Me: List is full

 

Noob: I'll pay u

 

Me: :P

 

Noob: 100k

 

Me: Nah thanks

 

 

 

Not THAT funny but still.. :D

 

I would be his friend for 100k. Well, I'd take the 100k, anyways :P

[gameboypen]

Noob: Hey can i b ur friend

 

Me: Umm..no

 

Noob: Y

 

Me: List is full

 

Noob: I'll pay u

 

Me: :P

 

Noob: 100k

 

Me: Nah thanks

 

 

 

Not THAT funny but still.. :D

 

 

 

Wow thats low, buying friends. Will he buy all his rl friends and maybe a wife/husband irl too?

[firsttsurugi]

Will he buy all his rl friends and maybe a wife/husband irl too?

 

 

 

Well, if the person's paying for the wedding, then I guess that person is buying a wife/husband. :-w

[TailsBell]

 

 

 

M: Hi

 

NB: Who r u???

 

M (pm): Its me the clan leader

 

NB (pm): Oh ya

 

N: I remember u!!!!!

 

M: rly

 

NB: HEY BRO HES A random guy

 

N: NIce try, Im coming after you this time.

 

He hacks and does 10 damage on me.

 

M: reported for hacking noob

 

 

 

I log off.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you were the noob there

 

Me too.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WELL I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!

 

 

 

*goes to crying corner*

 

 

 

I walk into the Varrock Castle Library and talk to my friend

 

 

 

Me: THat was cool

 

Friend: Ya it was remember when....

 

Noob: SHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...ITS A LIBRARY!!!!!!!!!!

 

Me:....

 

Friend:.....

 

Noob: Thx

 

Me: Y were u shouting if this is a library :

 

Noob:....WELL CAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Me: U just did it again :

 

Noob: Im reporting u for being mean

 

Me:.......do it.

 

Noob logs off

 

 

 

Me:.....Well back to what we were talking about.

 

Noob logs back on

 

Noob: I challenge you to a duel

 

Me: Ok lets go to the wildy

 

I win and get a mith plate and and a adamant sword

 

Noob:.......I WANT MY STUFF BACK!!!!

 

Me: :notalk:

 

Noob: MEANIE!!!! ILL REPORT U FOR EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE FUN BEING BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Me: At least God loves me O:)

 

Noob logs off

[shotdown12]

This was odd, someone randomly comes up to me and i dont even know them.

 

 

 

Noob: Hi, I hate u, thats a nooby sword (d scim) go away, why r u here! u ugly a fat man!

 

 

 

^^ the above accually happened, only 2 days ago.

 

 

 

:shock: