reaper88888 Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Well, I had some fun fming in w7 lumby... In a stretch of about ~7 minutes I had: -3 people ask me to be their bf. -2 people I don't know walk up to me and say "Hey, man, long time no see! Umm, can I hv some stoof?" -1 person trying to get me to let him 'trim' my full guthix.. -.- -1 person reporting me because I was lighting lots of fires. -1 person who wanted me to give him 20k for a quest. -2 people who tried to pull me into a trust-trade game... Seriously, it's getting to the point where I'm not even bothering to remember most of the conversations... :? There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firsttsurugi Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I literally fell out of my chair laughing Oh god, that was funny. You know, I was half expecting that idiot to ask for a blue party hat or something like that at the end. :ohnoes: Currently will be using my Oni Tsurugi account to attempt to get 99 on all free skills without spending any gp, just for the sake of doing so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aznmidget448 Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I literally fell out of my chair laughing Oh god, that was funny. You know, I was half expecting that idiot to ask for a blue party hat or something like that at the end. :ohnoes: There has to be more to his conversation -.- Only someone who was trying to make fun of people who have horrible grammar and spelling would write something like that to mock those types of people, right? Well, I'd hope so because that (kid?) is probably at... -1000 iq. How are his/her parents letter him/her do this and not care? That's just pathetic! Anyways, it was funny :P I laughed my posterior off. \ :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Noobs are increasing in levels... He also said "Need free needle plz" And guess where this is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fakeitormakeit Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I literally fell out of my chair laughing lol I read this on the screenshots thread, it was pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hexbot Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Newb: Where can I find an advil? Me: You mean an anvil? Newb: No you idiot I want an advil!!! Me: Theres no pills in this game. Newb: Take me to advils bfo I kills yous! Me: Walks inside cooking guild and logs Yes, I do know I'm not ranked in any REAL skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firsttsurugi Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Newb: Where can I find an advil? Me: You mean an anvil? Newb: No you idiot I want an advil!!! Me: Theres no pills in this game. Newb: Take me to advils bfo I kills yous! Me: Walks inside cooking guild and logs ZOMG RUNESCAPE IS SELLING DRUGS!!! :ohnoes: Lol. :lol: Currently will be using my Oni Tsurugi account to attempt to get 99 on all free skills without spending any gp, just for the sake of doing so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Newb: Where can I find an advil? Me: You mean an anvil? Newb: No you idiot I want an advil!!! Me: Theres no pills in this game. Newb: Take me to advils bfo I kills yous! Me: Walks inside cooking guild and logs I loled on this one :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kunasako Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Noobs say the darnest things :P Got a couple of my own: Noob: Got sum food? Me: Got sum noob? Noob: I just got 5 hp left *I ignore* Noob: id own u ~then they run away =.= and one more thats not really funny except to me...this was when i was a noob too :oops: Noob: Can u make free armer for me? Me: Go poo in a toilite5t (yes thats exactly what i said :oops: ) Me: Ahahah Noob: Wot ~ I'm proud to say i'm not that cruel anymore =\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emmanuel1233 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Newb: Where can I find an advil? Me: You mean an anvil? Newb: No you idiot I want an advil!!! Me: Theres no pills in this game. Newb: Take me to advils bfo I kills yous! Me: Walks inside cooking guild and logs LOL i thought that was funny \ \ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Noob: What is that backpack? Me: Accumulator. Noob: what does it do? Me: it draws in arrows on the ground Noob: ooooo what colors can u do? Me: ? Noob: u said it draws in them Me: no, it draws them in, i mean it takes from the ground and puts in ur inventory. Noob: what are the reqs? Me: none Noob: oooo can i buy it? Me: non tradeable Noob: then ill give u money and u drop it and i pick it up Me: its untradeable, it wont appear for u Noob: nooooob! ur so selfish! where do i buy one? Me: u gotta do a quest. Noob: which one? Me: animal magnetism Noob: any reqs? Me: 30 ranged Noob: but i dont have that! reported for item scamming! Me: reported for misuse of support :thumbsup: Noob: please take it back! Me: nope : I then logged. he was level 10. i swear there should be a requirement that you must complete all f2p quests and be at least level 60 before becoming a member Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walka92 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Noob: What is that backpack? Me: Accumulator. Noob: what does it do? Me: it draws in arrows on the ground Noob: ooooo what colors can u do? Me: ? Noob: u said it draws in them Me: no, it draws them in, i mean it takes from the ground and puts in ur inventory. Noob: what are the reqs? Me: none Noob: oooo can i buy it? Me: non tradeable Noob: then ill give u money and u drop it and i pick it up Me: its untradeable, it wont appear for u Noob: nooooob! ur so selfish! where do i buy one? Me: u gotta do a quest. Noob: which one? Me: animal magnetism Noob: any reqs? Me: 30 ranged Noob: but i dont have that! reported for item scamming! Me: reported for misuse of support :thumbsup: Noob: please take it back! Me: nope : I then logged. he was level 10. i swear there should be a requirement that you must complete all f2p quests and be at least level 60 before becoming a member YAY KILL ALL PURES! I'm gonna be walking down an alley in varrock, and walka is going to walk up to me in a trench coat and say "psst.. hey man, wanna buy some sara brew"walka92- retired with 99 in attack, strength, defence, health, magic, ranged, prayer and herblore and 137 combat. some day i may return to claim 138 combat, but alas, that time has not yet come Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ydrasil Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 I have a few more to post: I checked, the only person who has 200m Woodcutting experience has 99 in attack, strength, defence and hitpoints with 1861 total. I don't think this person is an autoer or level 3. Where it says "noob" in red, is when I actually said his name, didn't actually call him noob :D Found this one on my computer, it was on the day after the realease of the dark bow. I had just 2 hit someone with it..... it is funny to me because he contradicts himself : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juader Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Noob: What is that backpack? Me: Accumulator. Noob: what does it do? Me: it draws in arrows on the ground Noob: ooooo what colors can u do? Me: ? Noob: u said it draws in them Me: no, it draws them in, i mean it takes from the ground and puts in ur inventory. Noob: what are the reqs? Me: none Noob: oooo can i buy it? Me: non tradeable Noob: then ill give u money and u drop it and i pick it up Me: its untradeable, it wont appear for u Noob: nooooob! ur so selfish! where do i buy one? Me: u gotta do a quest. Noob: which one? Me: animal magnetism Noob: any reqs? Me: 30 ranged Noob: but i dont have that! reported for item scamming! Me: reported for misuse of support :thumbsup: Noob: please take it back! Me: nope : I then logged. he was level 10. i swear there should be a requirement that you must complete all f2p quests and be at least level 60 before becoming a member YAY KILL ALL PURES! YAY KILL ALL SKILLERS R.I.P deal... VIX VIX VIX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathwalker Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Noob: What is that backpack? Me: Accumulator. Noob: what does it do? Me: it draws in arrows on the ground Noob: ooooo what colors can u do? Me: ? Noob: u said it draws in them Me: no, it draws them in, i mean it takes from the ground and puts in ur inventory. Noob: what are the reqs? Me: none Noob: oooo can i buy it? Me: non tradeable Noob: then ill give u money and u drop it and i pick it up Me: its untradeable, it wont appear for u Noob: nooooob! ur so selfish! where do i buy one? Me: u gotta do a quest. Noob: which one? Me: animal magnetism Noob: any reqs? Me: 30 ranged Noob: but i dont have that! reported for item scamming! Me: reported for misuse of support :thumbsup: Noob: please take it back! Me: nope : I then logged. he was level 10. i swear there should be a requirement that you must complete all f2p quests and be at least level 60 before becoming a member rofl!!!!!!!! actually i kinda like that. have a cookie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StannerHawk Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 I was just walking around and this low level comes up to me and asks me for money(nothing new lol) But usually they ask for something like 1k right? Well the first thing I hear from this kid is "1mil please". I just kept walking.. maybe this particular noob wanted to negotiate :wall: Long Live RSC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yomyth105 Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 I am mining Noob comes by Noob:Where is anvil? Me:Varrok (nearest one was there) Noob: Take me there! Me: Sry Im busy Noob: Ill pay u 10gp! Me: sry, not interested Noob: Omg! Reported! Me: For wat? lol. Noob: not helping me! Me: watever. Noob: Take me there! Me: Just check on world map Noob stays there for couple of secs Noob: where is it? Me: Varrok Noob:k seconds later Noob: I cant find it? spelling Me:varrock Noob:U lied!!! Me: Watever?!?! Noob:Reported! Me: oh well... Noob: Its still not here?!?!?! Me: wat u mean? Noob: U making this city up noob! Noob: Google Earth has every city!!! Me:LOL!ROFL! (fall off comp. chair) Noob: Reported for playing jokes on me Noob: Noob! Me: Go to world map on top of your screen! Noob: Stop! Noob! Noob: This games ***** (i assumed he wrote sucks) Me: Then dont play! Noob: game is bad...Ima go aplay other games Me: like wat? Halo?? Noob: Miniclip! Noob:bye Me: Bye! gl noob! Noob: Bye! Noobie! Reported for not helping me, tricking me, and calling me noob Me:rofl Noob:loggs Me:Lmao I like how he thought i was tricking him and went on google earth thinking it was a real city! LOL Always reported for no reason and even after reported asked me things I would say he is 7 year oldish Comes to show u to never trust a Miniclip NOOB!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fata555 Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 I literally fell out of my chair laughing actually that was me it was a repost on a post i say a long time ago. and there was more to it posted on account nonnnzy PKERS SHUOLD ALL BE BAND!!!!!1 -------------------------------- omfg i was like t00taly making some mad chedah l0l you guessed it l000l ALCHING!!!! omfg and then a sudden rupture struck ym hand as in moments i felt blistering pain !!!!! OMFG H4X you ask? no, no hax! l0l d00d yo0wve gots to be joking me lol right you hand?!?!! no but it realy happend but then my grandma camee and and she my hand all swolen as the blood tried to pass my stubbly little sausage fingers. she quikly called 911 but she accdental called 912 and the disco poleace cam and pked my grandma! then my uncle came in and hes like 0mfg h4x so he qukly grabed my hand and punched it as toxic blood went everywhere and onto my computer screen, opening a cosmic portal into battlestar galactia season 7, and the mole came out. and pked my uncle and then i died but some wicked d00d came wif the yu-gi-oh card resurect wich instantly summond another relinqushed into play. i atached his harpy brother but he pked me cus ei forgot to sok up one of his guys lol!, sending my relinquished back into the graveyard. leaving me hopless and wide open for his harpy brother to strike my life points but then comes jar of greed and i quikly get a super n00b of the 9th relm and pk him but then som battle b **mon cam in and owned my eyeball. so i beat up jacobs little brother and owned his chuwawa witch leads me to the end of my story. never EVER somon a insect type monster while your opponednt has insect barrier in play... and hand ruptures hurt bad. me wus at egdvil bank rite and me se dis levul 125 me ask 4 fre itim but he say no and f u nuob, al i aksed 4 wat free itim an he sai no i cal him da nerd an repoairt him fo saing the bad tings to me, y wus he meen 2 me, me did nuting rong but hi hat me now :( i up set UR GOING TO JAIL HERES THE STORY I HAD A DREAM I WANTED A DARK BOW I PICKED 35K FLAX 4 WEEKS LATER... I GOT IT IT WAS A DREAM THEN I WENT TO FALLY AND THEN FOR SOME REAON WAS IN DEATH PLUTO SKULLED???????? THEN I GET FROZE AND I LOSE IT IM QUITING AND SUING SO UP URS JAGEX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SedrikI Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 he was level 10. i swear there should be a requirement that you must complete all f2p quests and be at least level 60 before becoming a member Wat about the skillers :-$ To unspam,(It hapend a while ago) I was collecting some ashes from dude that was firemaking i used them for herblore (The GE wasn't out at that time) Dude came up to me Noob: Omg why are you collecting ashes Me: For herblore... Noob: You cant use them for that Me : Yes you can Noob: Liar, reported for item scamming Me: Lol..? After about 5 mins i get PM saying that he feels sorry for me and that i have to collect ashes so he gave me 1k and just after that he said Reported for real world trading :-s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ledusskapis Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 I am mining Noob comes by Noob:Where is anvil? Me:Varrok (nearest one was there) Noob: Take me there! Me: Sry Im busy Noob: Ill pay u 10gp! Me: sry, not interested Noob: Omg! Reported! Me: For wat? lol. Noob: not helping me! Me: watever. Noob: Take me there! Me: Just check on world map Noob stays there for couple of secs Noob: where is it? Me: Varrok Noob:k seconds later Noob: I cant find it? spelling Me:varrock Noob:U lied!!! Me: Watever?!?! Noob:Reported! Me: oh well... Noob: Its still not here?!?!?! Me: wat u mean? Noob: U making this city up noob! Noob: Google Earth has every city!!! Me:LOL!ROFL! (fall off comp. chair) Noob: Reported for playing jokes on me Noob: Noob! Me: Go to world map on top of your screen! Noob: Stop! Noob! Noob: This games ***** (i assumed he wrote sucks) Me: Then dont play! Noob: game is bad...Ima go aplay other games Me: like wat? Halo?? Noob: Miniclip! Noob:bye Me: Bye! gl noob! Noob: Bye! Noobie! Reported for not helping me, tricking me, and calling me noob Me:rofl Noob:loggs Me:Lmao I like how he thought i was tricking him and went on google earth thinking it was a real city! LOL Always reported for no reason and even after reported asked me things I would say he is 7 year oldish Comes to show u to never trust a Miniclip NOOB!!! Rofl...Google earth has every city...nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracomancer Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 I literally fell out of my chair laughing me wus at egdvil bank rite and me se dis levul 125 me ask 4 fre itim but he say no and f u nuob, al i aksed 4 wat free itim an he sai no i cal him da nerd an repoairt him fo saing the bad tings to me, y wus he meen 2 me, me did nuting rong but hi hat me now :( i up set UR GOING TO JAIL HERES THE STORY I HAD A DREAM I WANTED A DARK BOW I PICKED 35K FLAX 4 WEEKS LATER... I GOT IT IT WAS A DREAM THEN I WENT TO FALLY AND THEN FOR SOME REAON WAS IN DEATH PLUTO SKULLED???????? THEN I GET FROZE AND I LOSE IT IM QUITING AND SUING SO UP URS JAGEX I'm going to attempt to translate these... I was at Edgeville bank, right, and I saw this level 125. I asked for a free item but he said no and [bleep] you noob, (can anyone actually read this part?), why was he mean to me, I did nothing wrong but he hates me now. :( I'm upset. YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL HERE'S THE STORY: I HAD A DREAM. I WANTED A DARK BOW I PICKED 35K FLAX 4 WEEKS LATER... I GOT IT IT WAS A DREAM THEN I WENT TO FALLY AND THEN FOR SOME REASON WAS IN DEATH PLUTO SKULLED???????? (what the hell?) THEN I GET FROZEN AND I LOSE IT! I'M QUITTING AND SUING SO UP YOURS JAGEX! I swear, if the world was populated by people like these, zombies everywhere would starve. STARVE, DANGIT! THESE PEOPLE ARE GODDAMN IDIOTS! Sorry. But they are. Current account: Dragonguy 87 Goals: Get members Get all skills 40+ Hehe, this is like Jagex telling half of Runescape players that they're [developmentally delayed]. Sort of. That's how I interpreted it. :P Runescape is why I support abortion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zantetsuken0 Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 I am mining Noob comes by Noob:Where is anvil? Me:Varrok (nearest one was there) Noob: Take me there! Me: Sry Im busy Noob: Ill pay u 10gp! Me: sry, not interested Noob: Omg! Reported! Me: For wat? lol. Noob: not helping me! Me: watever. Noob: Take me there! Me: Just check on world map Noob stays there for couple of secs Noob: where is it? Me: Varrok Noob:k seconds later Noob: I cant find it? spelling Me:varrock Noob:U lied!!! Me: Watever?!?! Noob:Reported! Me: oh well... Noob: Its still not here?!?!?! Me: wat u mean? Noob: U making this city up noob! Noob: Google Earth has every city!!! Me:LOL!ROFL! (fall off comp. chair) Noob: Reported for playing jokes on me Noob: Noob! Me: Go to world map on top of your screen! Noob: Stop! Noob! Noob: This games ***** (i assumed he wrote sucks) Me: Then dont play! Noob: game is bad...Ima go aplay other games Me: like wat? Halo?? Noob: Miniclip! Noob:bye Me: Bye! gl noob! Noob: Bye! Noobie! Reported for not helping me, tricking me, and calling me noob Me:rofl Noob:loggs Me:Lmao =D> Funniest thing I have read in this whole thread!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StannerHawk Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 I literally fell out of my chair laughing me wus at egdvil bank rite and me se dis levul 125 me ask 4 fre itim but he say no and f u nuob, al i aksed 4 wat free itim an he sai no i cal him da nerd an repoairt him fo saing the bad tings to me, y wus he meen 2 me, me did nuting rong but hi hat me now :( i up set UR GOING TO JAIL HERES THE STORY I HAD A DREAM I WANTED A DARK BOW I PICKED 35K FLAX 4 WEEKS LATER... I GOT IT IT WAS A DREAM THEN I WENT TO FALLY AND THEN FOR SOME REAON WAS IN DEATH PLUTO SKULLED???????? THEN I GET FROZE AND I LOSE IT IM QUITING AND SUING SO UP URS JAGEX I'm going to attempt to translate these... I was at Edgeville bank, right, and I saw this level 125. I asked for a free item but he said no and [bleep] you noob, (can anyone actually read this part?), why was he mean to me, I did nothing wrong but he hates me now. :( I'm upset. YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL HERE'S THE STORY: I HAD A DREAM. I WANTED A DARK BOW I PICKED 35K FLAX 4 WEEKS LATER... I GOT IT IT WAS A DREAM THEN I WENT TO FALLY AND THEN FOR SOME REASON WAS IN DEATH PLUTO SKULLED???????? (what the hell?) THEN I GET FROZEN AND I LOSE IT! I'M QUITTING AND SUING SO UP YOURS JAGEX! I swear, if the world was populated by people like these, zombies everywhere would starve. STARVE, DANGIT! THESE PEOPLE ARE GODDAMN IDIOTS! Sorry. But they are. I think what noob #2 was trying to say is that he was skulled while at Death Plateau. :thumbsup: Then he froze. Long Live RSC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stakor Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 I literally fell out of my chair laughing me wus at egdvil bank rite and me se dis levul 125 me ask 4 fre itim but he say no and f u nuob, al i aksed 4 wat free itim an he sai no i cal him da nerd an repoairt him fo saing the bad tings to me, y wus he meen 2 me, me did nuting rong but hi hat me now :( i up set I'm going to attempt to translate these... I was at Edgeville bank, right, and I saw this level 125. I asked for a free item but he said no and [bleep] you noob, (can anyone actually read this part?), why was he mean to me, I did nothing wrong but he hates me now. :( I'm upset. I belive something like "All I asked him for were free items and he said no. I called him a nerd and reported him for saying bad things to me" Due to excessive feedback we have decided to raise the maximum amount one may stake to 5,000 coins, keeping people who prefer the arena the way it was before the update satisfied! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juader Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 today at fally w 2 i was selling my ss, ''Merchersarenub'' <- named him that for this stupid conversation. Merchersarenub: how much for ur sword? me: i got an offer of 23,8m on forums... Merchersarenub: yea right, merchanter noooob me: Uhhuh, i've never merchanted.... Merchersarenub:y right nooooob loser Merchersarenub: buy ss no loser noob merchanters like poller6!!11 me: racism/stereotype?? Merchersarenub: go away loser Me:arrogant kids ftl Merchersarenub: noobloser go away ..this continued for a while like this, then lvl 99 comes with yellow peehat Yellowphat:sell ss 23m! Merchersarenub: 22,5m?? yellowphat: 22,7m? Merchersarenub: NTY ---- Then the yellowphat guy said merry xmas to Merchersarenub idk.. and gl to buying, then i asked if yellowphat guy has ever merched, she said all her life... i told that Merchersarenub is gonna porbably call her a noob too.. lol... ---- Merchersarenub = lvl 108.... with cooking cape... I don't want more arrogant kids here.. :( - Yesterday i was training with my ss, testing how it was.. at fire giants met friendly pure and arrogant pcer... <- not pure.. the arrogant pcer was lvl 92.. He said ss is rubbish..... and i was noob.. then he asked my str lvl which was 78, he said loooooooool nooob i have 77 alreadyy!! noooobnoob u rubish i said i prefer att and def more he said he doesn't care.... i looked him up in highscores, i compared us... i had 200 more total than him.... MORE ARROGANT KIDS FTL VIX VIX VIX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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