Noobs say the funniest things!

[paaaaaaaasta]

 

this was taken when I was wearing a mine outfit and wielding a rune pick while walking to varrock mines; this guy seemed to be following me from the bank to the mine and the picture explains the rest.

 

I can't believe someone begging from a mime

 

(and the 3rd last line is a very good spell for warding off beggars)

[casthewiz]

Me and my friend were wc together when some lvl 14 came up to us and asked how to hack runescape.

 

 

 

Noob: Can u show me hax

 

Me:What

 

Noob: I want to learn hax

 

Friend: okay, to hack you have to go to Varrock. Then type in Ban me Ban me. and if tht doesnt work go into the wilderness with all your money.

 

Me: Why did you tell him! Now he knows!

 

Noob: Thanks dood i give you 3gp when i hack.

 

Me:*Logs*

[Senuessa]

I thought this was quite funny tbh:)

 

 

And like 5 minutes after that:

 

 

Which means: Follow for Runescape Update

[Kragg3802]

 

 

Which means: Follow for Runescape Update

 

 

 

:thumbsup: :ohnoes: #-o :shock: :wall:

[mrrogers]

i have a noob i've met, and i'll quote him:

 

noob: "culd u by me a ammy scinny?"

 

me: "do you mean addy scimmy?"

 

noob: "wtf is addy?"

 

 

 

 

 

gotta love them noobs

[Nurse_Renard]

I had a calm before the storm kinda thing happen to me just now.

 

 

 

I was standing around in lumby, and there were a few polite newbies, asking me about my staff, and if I could help them with things.

 

 

 

Then In about 10 mins, the polite newbies disappered, being replaced with millions of trust games, account selling, racial slurs in my direction and Rs3 websites.

 

 

 

Lumbridge fails...

[Dizzle229]

this must stay on the first page!

[Dukc]

In this talk it may be ME who talks like a noob. its private chat

 

 

 

Me: how much does runite warhammer cost?

 

Friend: why do you want to buy a warhammer?

 

Me: it's accurate

 

Friend: buy baxe instead

 

Me: but i'm looking for anti-armour weapon

 

Friend: What "anti-armour"

 

Me: Weapon planned to attack against platebody. warhammer is so accurate.

 

Friend: Yes, but baxe is stronger.

 

Me: Yes it is, but how much does runite whammer cost anyway?

 

Friend: about 70-80K

 

Me: Incredible! But i'll buy it anyway! (haha)

 

Friend: if you really want it then. Good luck!

 

 

 

And i REALLY brought it for... 77K! silly is'nt it?

[TailsBell]

I hate people who make fun of other religions

 

 

 

Noob: ALL JEWS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Me: Y?

 

Noob: BECAUSE THEY STARTED WWII

 

Me: How?

 

Noob: They burned down Hitler's house with those candle holders!!

 

Me: Menorahs?

 

Noob: Ya....hey...YOURE A JEW!!!

 

Me: Yes I am. :D

 

Noob:IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!

 

(Me-lvl 44: Noob-lvl 39)

 

Me: Ok lets go to the wildy

 

3 minutes later the noob pms me

 

Noob: YOU JEW..YOU KILLED ME AND TOOK ALL MY STUFF!!!

 

Me: Thats what youre suppose to do in htis game

 

Noob: JEWS ARE EVIL!!!!!!!!!

 

Me: Hey remember..you got owned by a JEW!!!!!!!

 

Noob:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOOO

 

 

 

Noob logs off

[Ralvn]

well earlier a kid told me because i speak proper english, im a loser. and because im educated that im a nerd

[TailsBell]

well earlier a kid told me because i speak proper english, im a loser. and because im educated that im a nerd

 

 

 

that reminds me of something funny today.

 

 

 

Me: Hello good friend

 

Noob: ShUt Eup Nuub oar eils pown yu.

 

Me: Can you please use proper grammar. I cant understand you.

 

Noob: Shet eup nuub, ei caan tallik hoow ei warnt

 

Me: Did you get an A in English class?

 

Noob: Ouf coursse nuub, thaats whi eims sow guod ait graaamer :^o

 

 

 

When Noobs are smart.

 

 

 

Noob: Where is the Capitol of Runescape.

 

Me: There is none

 

Noob: Of course there is every state and/or country has a capital.

 

Me: But this is a Kingdom.

 

Noob: Oh so is there a castle then

 

 

 

(PS: I knew the guy, and he got an A in Social Studies so that why he did this)

 

 

 

Uncool Noobs

 

 

 

Noob: Im so cool and members arent.

 

Noob: Im so cool and others arent

 

(I walk buy wearing my mith platebody and wielding my addy sword)

 

Noob: Noob, give me your stuff

 

Me: Sure for how much????

 

Noob: FREE!!!!!

 

Me:.....NO!!!

 

Noob: You have to.

 

Me: Y?

 

Noob: Because I'm cool.

 

Me: And???

 

Noob: YOu have to give free stuff to cool people

 

Me: No I dont

 

Noob: How dare you insult the Cool Clan Leader. My clan and I challenge you to a battle to the death.

 

(Me-lvl 44, Noob-lvl 23, Noob clan-lvl 23-26)

 

 

 

After a while of killing

 

 

 

Noob: I will get on my ultimate account and own you!!!!

 

Noob logs on to a lvl 35 account.

 

I kill him

 

noob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 

 

 

Noob: Give me and my clan back my stuff!!!!

 

Me: Y????

 

Noob: CAUSE WERE COOL UNLIKE U,YOU ******* NOOB

 

Me: Cool I'll just go sell your stuff bye.

 

Noob: I WILL HUnT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU!!!!

 

Me: I just killed you, your clan, and your good account and you still want to fight. Nah your to boring to fight.

 

Noob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBB!!!

 

Noob logs off

 

 

 

 

 

BESTEST GAME EVUR!!!

 

 

 

Noob: WARCRAFT IS THE BESTEST GAME EVER!!!!

 

Me:..............no......its...not.

 

Noob: What are u saying???

 

Me: No its not.

 

Noob: What r u saying???

 

Me: Its not the best game ever.

 

Noob: Then what is??

 

Me: RISE OF NATIONS!!!!!

 

Noob:.....RISE OF NATIONS IS THE BESTEST GAME EVUR!!!!

 

 

 

That made me laugh

[The_Gabe]

I hate people who make fun of other religions

 

 

 

Noob: ALL JEWS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Me: Y?

 

Noob: BECAUSE THEY STARTED WWII

 

Me: How?

 

Noob: They burned down Hitler's house with those candle holders!!

 

Me: Menorahs?

 

Noob: Ya....hey...YOURE A JEW!!!

 

Me: Yes I am. :D

 

Noob:IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!

 

(Me-lvl 44: Noob-lvl 39)

 

Me: Ok lets go to the wildy

 

3 minutes later the noob pms me

 

Noob: YOU JEW..YOU KILLED ME AND TOOK ALL MY STUFF!!!

 

Me: Thats what youre suppose to do in htis game

 

Noob: JEWS ARE EVIL!!!!!!!!!

 

Me: Hey remember..you got owned by a JEW!!!!!!!

 

Noob:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOOO

 

 

 

Noob logs off

 

Might not want to read this...

 

[hide][bleep] that son of a [bleep] I'm jewish.. This offended me soo much.. Why the [bleep] do so many [wagon] make for of us? :cry: :cry: [/hide]

[JordanGM]

Might not want to read this...

 

[hide][bleep] that son of a [bleep] I'm jewish.. This offended me soo much.. Why the [bleep] do so many [wagon] make for of us? :cry: :cry: [/hide]

 

 

 

Ouch.

[epeeflecher]

Might not want to read this...

 

[hide][bleep] that son of a [bleep] I'm jewish.. This offended me soo much.. Why the [bleep] do so many [wagon] make for of us? :cry: :cry: [/hide]

 

 

 

Ouch.

 

 

 

I'm not a jew and i know people make fun of jews...a lot.

[5cool20]

him: bi u legzz!1!!

 

him: bi u legzz!!1!

 

him: ffs *expletive* bi u *expetive* legs u *expletive* noob irl!!1!1

 

me: im sory, im using them, maybe you would like to purchase a pancreus instead

 

him: giv me panacur fre plz noob

 

:-s

 

 

 

wow thats stupid :P

[War_Junky_91]

wow... this actually happened while i was reading this forum, but when i switched windows the 2nd time, it glitched, and my screen on RS whited, i didnt get last few pms, BUT, ill say about what they were

 

 

 

(the noob is the longer blacked out space I had to switch chat to private only so i could screenie it lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Since people probably wont click the picture, ill type it out

 

 

 

 

 

noob: are, ***, location?

 

noob: wp

 

me: lol

 

me: sorry, but reported, personal details

 

noob: R U serious?

 

me: Yes, whatever the person, If they break rule I have to report...

 

me: You cant do that (me saying about him asking for details)

 

noob: OMFG I hate nerds like you <---- how does this make me a nerd? reporting rule breakers...

 

me: Wow... havent you ever read the rules?

 

(next black is my friend logging in)

 

Me: You're supposed to read the rules before you play... (he was on my world, so I know hes a member... you need to check a box saying u have at least)

 

noob: ever heard of a girlfriend? <---wtf.. this is so off topic, but he said it

 

me: lol, ya I have one... <---this might be a lie, but it makes noobs stop bothering you sometimes when they ask

 

noob: something like "wow what a noob, get a life" and then he insulted my fake GF

 

 

 

Then, i switched back to RuneScape, and it was whited out, cuz my internet lagged a little, I might have missed 2 lines or so that i was gonna screenie after...

 

 

 

but whatever.. Hell

 

Um actually the "noob" was perfectly fine asking that to someone, i have read the rules and asked jagex myself, asking asl is perfectly fine, but if you get into more detail like street, phone number, social security, family details, thats where it is agaisnt the rules

 

 

 

I know the rules so i can ask where somebody is from without fear of being reported ^_^

[WookieeMania12]

While on my pure, L U X S0p, amazing things happened.

 

 

 

[killing chickens before some moron opens and closes the door when I was trying to leave]

 

 

 

player1: lol, u noob. u rn't mad

 

LUX: why should I get mad.

 

player1: cuze I'm not letting you go.

 

LUX: Well, my dad won't be very happy when he comes here

 

player1: lawl, noob.

 

LUX: dad!! [logs to abacore35]

 

[logs in RS]

 

Aba: Hey [player1], I'm LUX's dad.

 

player1: wtf..

 

[aba logs back into LUX]

 

player1: 0mg, sry! Ill open door for u

 

LUX: thanks.

 

 

 

Not a big story, but that silver crown on a main can turn the tide into something worse.

 

 

 

Then there was the typical guy hitting girl nonsense.

 

 

 

boy1: r u a boy?

 

girl1: what do u think

 

boy1: can i have sum muny

 

girl1:you want a sum of mutiny? I cannot do that, it makes no sense.

 

boy1: u know i riped and dismembered ur mom before cexing her up she had nice passy[LUX is thinking "0mg...."]

 

girl1: wtf....

 

Fortunately, a mod (not me) stopped by and took care of Dahmer Jr and all was well.

[TailsBell]

Might not want to read this...

 

[hide][bleep] that son of a [bleep] I'm jewish.. This offended me soo much.. Why the [bleep] do so many [wagon] make for of us? :cry: :cry: [/hide]

 

 

 

Ouch.

 

 

 

I'm not a jew and i know people make fun of jews...a lot.

 

 

 

Im jewish and i was told a concentration camp joke and he though it was really fun.

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: OMG!!!!!

 

Me: What?!

 

Noob: I WANT YOU PLATEBODY!!!!

 

Me: OK....stop shouting

 

(trade screen put up mith plate, noob declines)

 

Noob: WTF!!!! Thats not it??

 

Me: (thinking:WTF?!) Yes it is

 

Noob: No it isnt because your armor is black

 

(He wants the priest robes)

 

Me: Sure

 

Noob: Ok.......

 

(trade screen put up robes, noob declines WTF?!)

 

Me: Wats wrong

 

Noob: YOU NOOB I WANT BOTH

 

Me: Ohhhhh..

 

(trade screen put up robe and platebody, noob puts up 1 gp -.- . I get rid of both and we accept and i get 1 gp and he gets nothing

 

Noob: HAHAHHA NOOB.....I totally scammed u.

 

Noob2: REPORTED!!!!!

 

Noob: Y?

 

Noob2: 4 scamming noob!!!!

 

Noob logs off

 

 

 

2 days later

 

 

 

Noob logs on

 

Noob(PM): HEY NOOB YOU SCAMMED ME!!!!

 

Me: No i didnt.....

 

Noob: THEN WHERE IS MY STUFF

 

Me: I took it off the trade screen

 

Noob: SCAMMER!!!

 

Me: They have a trade modifier on the trade screen if i change the trade...noob!

 

Noob: SCAMMER I CHALLENGE YOU TO BATTLE!!!!!!

 

Me: Nah.....

 

Noob:I warn you I have high strength and prayer

 

(None on high score list)

 

Noob: COME ON FIGHT ME!!!!

 

Me: Nahhh....youre too weak.

 

(Noob-lvl.12 Me-lvl.44)

 

Noob: Doesnt matter I still pwn you

 

Noob rants for 4 minutes

 

Place noob on ignore list

 

(Then something strange happens)

 

Noob logs off

 

Then he gets on to his main

 

NoobM: I want to battle u NOOB!!!!!!!!

 

Me: Sure...y not

 

(NoobM-lvl 36)

 

I WIN!!!!!!

 

NoobM: YOu noob scammer ****** **** *******Im gonna **** your mom and **** your sister and girlfriend too

 

Me: Ya........good luck with that

[Kloffy]

I hate people who make fun of other religions

 

 

 

Noob: ALL JEWS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Me: Y?

 

Noob: BECAUSE THEY STARTED WWII

 

Me: How?

 

Noob: They burned down Hitler's house with those candle holders!!

 

Me: Menorahs?

 

Noob: Ya....hey...YOURE A JEW!!!

 

Me: Yes I am. :D

 

Noob:IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!

 

(Me-lvl 44: Noob-lvl 39)

 

Me: Ok lets go to the wildy

 

3 minutes later the noob pms me

 

Noob: YOU JEW..YOU KILLED ME AND TOOK ALL MY STUFF!!!

 

Me: Thats what youre suppose to do in htis game

 

Noob: JEWS ARE EVIL!!!!!!!!!

 

Me: Hey remember..you got owned by a JEW!!!!!!!

 

Noob:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOOO

 

 

 

Noob logs off

 

 

 

Shoudn't you have reported him for that?

[hotshotkid69]

 

noob:How do you report ppl?

 

me:you go on the door icon and click log off

 

noob:KK ty

 

LOL

 

im so siggying that

 

 

 

ok heres one when i was on my pure.

 

some lvl 43 noob comes up while i was mining. my pic head broke off. i had a rune pick btw

 

lnoob:here gimme d pk ill fax it (yes actual spelling)

 

me:nty i think ill fix it myself

 

noob:no u cant you stupid noob. look at u, u noob you cant evn weuld that pick

 

me:it doesnt matter to me. I still get the ore.

 

noob:but now u cant use it and i was gong to fax it 4 u 4 12k

 

me:i think I'll just fix it myseld and save the money

 

noob:why cant u just understand you noob? im tje only person in ranescape to fix broken pick heads. (he spelled runescape wrong)

 

noob:im putting the price now at 20mill

 

*i put the handle and the head back together*

 

noob:hey! u just used a bug to fax it! reported for bug abuse!

 

*thank you, your report have been sent*

 

me:whatever

[TailsBell]

I hate people who make fun of other religions

 

 

 

Noob: ALL JEWS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Me: Y?

 

Noob: BECAUSE THEY STARTED WWII

 

Me: How?

 

Noob: They burned down Hitler's house with those candle holders!!

 

Me: Menorahs?

 

Noob: Ya....hey...YOURE A JEW!!!

 

Me: Yes I am. :D

 

Noob:IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!

 

(Me-lvl 44: Noob-lvl 39)

 

Me: Ok lets go to the wildy

 

3 minutes later the noob pms me

 

Noob: YOU JEW..YOU KILLED ME AND TOOK ALL MY STUFF!!!

 

Me: Thats what youre suppose to do in htis game

 

Noob: JEWS ARE EVIL!!!!!!!!!

 

Me: Hey remember..you got owned by a JEW!!!!!!!

 

Noob:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOOO

 

 

 

Noob logs off

 

 

 

Shoudn't you have reported him for that?

 

 

 

Nah I really didnt care

 

 

 

There should the Jerry Springer Show or Maury on RS

 

 

 

Noob Conversation 1

 

-------------------------------

 

Noob1 does a raspberry behind noob2

 

Noob2: Where you sexually harrasing me???

 

Noob1: No...

 

N2:Yes you were..I saw you

 

N1: NO I didnt....I was just doing emotes

 

N1 does a blow kiss emote

 

N2: YOU JUST DID IT AGAIN!!!!

 

N1: Omg............no I didnt

 

N2: REPORTED FOR HARRASSMENT

 

I come in

 

Me: Uhh....he is just doing emotes

 

N2: Nu-uh....and youre probably undressing me with your mind you sick *******

 

Me: WTF are u talking about

 

Random Guy walks over

 

RG: You 2 noobs-get a life.....I hate when people argue.

 

N1: Stay out of our business

 

N2: Ya you sicko, youre probably thinking of ******* me.

 

 

 

Rg logs out

 

I log out

 

N1 logs out

 

 

 

(N1-Girl, N2-Girl, Me-Boy, Rg-Girl. WTF!!!!!)

[Dracomancer]

The lengths people will go to for "laughs"...

 

 

 

I was training on spiders on my pure-to-be Master Kein when some noob came up...

 

 

 

Noob: Bug abuse, preorted (O_o That was how he spelt it.)

 

Naturally, I reported him for misuse...

 

Noob: Chill due, i was kiding

 

Me: Yeah, that's what they all say...

 

 

 

Next morning, I tried to log on...turns out I got a temporary ban for misuse of customer support. He really was kidding. o_O

[Chippy_PK]

wow is this thread really still going....?

[Lenin64]

wow is this thread really still going....?

 

You're surprised? There are so many noobs in RS, this topic will continue until the game ends.

[bloody_scife]

This one was pretty weird. I was walking to Falador from Rimmington after getting 50 construction.

 

 

 

Person: Give me your sawl.

 

Me: My...Sawl?

 

Person: Yes! Youre sawl!

 

Me: What is a sawl?

 

Person: Noob, the thing you build house wit!

 

Me: Oh...A saw?

 

Person: Yes, noob, give me youre saw.

 

Since I happened to be carrying a saw that I wasn't using anymore, I gave it to him.

 

Person: Tyvm noob.

 

 

 

That one just made me laugh a bit.

 

 

 

Here's another one...

 

I was carrying a horse banner.

 

 

 

Person: How did you get that flag?

 

Me: I made it.

 

Person: Where?

 

Me: In my house.

 

Person: Give it to me please!

 

Me: I'm sorry, but it is untradeable.

 

Person: Please! Then go make me another one!

 

Me: I'm sorry, but they're untradable.

 

Person: You're such a selfish noob!!!

 

 

 

:?