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Noobs say the funniest things!

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Me pking:

 

Me:Help me kill this guy before he teles!

 

Noob wearing 4 items:NO! I don't wanna get skulled!

 

Me:Prayer level?

 

Noob:30

 

Me:If you die, just prot your rune scim.

 

Noob:No, if I die, I lose all my stuff.

 

*akward silence*

 

Me:Lol, It's not like I can attack you anyways

 

*friend comes*

 

Friend:Just help my friend kill him!

 

Noob:I don't wanna unless you give me teles.

 

Me:W/e

 

Noob:Bye *logs*

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  • Is it alright if I vomit?   From beta:   No noobs in particular, but I find it hilarious the idiots in beta who are gambling.

  • So my friend said "There's no more quests?" It was then that he was informed about the noticeboard :rolleyes: .

noob: buy your granite plate, shield and helm for my rune legs.

 

me: no ty

 

noob my rume legs and pl8 for all that then

 

me:no way

 

noob:shield, legs and pl8

 

me: buy the whole set or nothing

 

noob: I don't have 2 mill( i told him price of full granite)

 

me: too bad

 

 

 

teles to varrock becuase i was low on hp, we were at zombies, lvl2 stronghold of security

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lol i saw this guy with the mining skillcape on f2p lumbridge.

 

 

 

he did emote and noobs started folloing him... sooooooo funny

 

 

 

saying things like:

 

what crafting lvl do i have to be to make that?

 

is that a holiday thing?

 

where can i get that?

 

:-s lol :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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Lol I was in lumby and some noob said selling my hat 10k! Then i looked at his hat and he had on santa. And then some nooby lvl 20 with 10k comes in and trades him right before I do. Then after like 10 seconds of being in a trade the lvl 20 is now wearing a santa. That was so funny, but I was pretty mad that i didn't get it.

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we all know how noobs say their main could own you then log out and r never seen again.i changed that :)

 

 

 

 

 

Me: lvl 5

 

Noob: lvl 54

 

 

 

 

 

Me: Hi.

 

Noob: Noob

 

Me: wut?

 

Noob: Ur a noob

 

Me: My main could own you. go to wildy this world

 

Noob: Yea never heard that one before...

 

(we go to wildy)

 

As i logged he said: Wont be seein u again

 

Then i logged on on my lvl 70 and wiped him out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

got his full mith :P

 

 

 

The moral of the story? Trust ppl when they say their main could own u :twisted:

 

 

 

Happened to me at crafting guild awhile ago. I doubted that someone had a high combat main, they teleported it across the members and brought it to the guild just to prove me wrong. I think I still one, by inconvienincing him and forcing him to log out, I got to finish my gold mining without chalenge and wasted 5 minutes of his time. Was it really worth it to prove me wrong? Oh well, that only happens about 1 in 500 chalenges to the "mains" existance.

noob- hi

 

me- sup

 

noob- wanna buy a rune pl8 for 105k?

 

me- nty way overpriced lol :(

 

noob- no its not noob! buy it now or ill ban you

 

me- how?????

 

noob- im a player mod noob

 

me- ok where is yur silver crown?

 

noob- reported noob

 

then he logs :-k

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I've read a few of these posts, and I've come to 2 possible conclusions:

 

 

 

1) Many are lies and made up, no-one is that daft. :notalk:

 

 

 

or

 

 

 

2) I am so damn lucky not to meet people like that. :-k

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A noob tried to trade me 1 bronze bolt, 1 water, 1 chaos and body tally. I told him they were useful to him, and he goes and trys someone else (a lvl 70).

Want humor?

 

 

 

player1: free stuff plz

 

 

 

me: Jaz su masc! My nama Borat! I like you!

 

 

 

player1: ???

 

 

 

me: I am froma Kazahkstan! Very nice country!

 

 

 

player1: free stuff

 

 

 

me: What? You giva me free staff?

 

 

 

player1: noob.

 

 

 

:ohnoes:

 

 

 

player2:Aba, whats that silver crown next to your name?

 

 

 

me: Jaz su masc! I ama Borat. This crown is froma Kazahkstan! Is nice!

 

 

 

player2: cool! Where do you live?

 

 

 

me: I told you! I am froma Kazakhstan!

 

 

 

player2: how old are u

 

 

 

me: I ama 40-yearsa old!

 

 

 

player2: I cant be friends with u, sry

 

 

 

<3:

 

 

 

player3: Hey aba. I want 50k plz

 

 

 

me: Whatt??? You don't give 50k free. You get executed in Kazakhstan!

 

 

 

player3: stfu noob ur a mod

 

 

 

me: Mod??? I do not know what you are saying!

 

 

 

=D>

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We should euthanize anyone who lacks the capability to contribute to society in any way.

Please don't elect this man for president in 2012

Want humor?

 

 

 

player1: free stuff plz

 

 

 

me: Jaz su masc! My nama Borat! I like you!

 

 

 

player1: ???

 

 

 

me: I am froma Kazahkstan! Very nice country!

 

 

 

player1: free stuff

 

 

 

me: What? You giva me free staff?

 

 

 

player1: noob.

 

 

 

:ohnoes:

 

 

 

player2:Aba, whats that silver crown next to your name?

 

 

 

me: Jaz su masc! I ama Borat. This crown is froma Kazahkstan! Is nice!

 

 

 

player2: cool! Where do you live?

 

 

 

me: I told you! I am froma Kazakhstan!

 

 

 

player2: how old are u

 

 

 

me: I ama 40-yearsa old!

 

 

 

player2: I cant be friends with u, sry

 

 

 

<3:

 

 

 

player3: Hey aba. I want 50k plz

 

 

 

me: Whatt??? You don't give 50k free. You get executed in Kazakhstan!

 

 

 

player3: stfu noob ur a mod

 

 

 

me: Mod??? I do not know what you are saying!

 

 

 

=D>

 

 

 

:XD: Thats the best one for a few dozen pages..

 

 

 

I haven't had many good ones, just typical 'trust trade' scammers... :|

There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves.

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Want humor?

 

 

 

player1: free stuff plz

 

 

 

me: Jaz su masc! My nama Borat! I like you!

 

 

 

player1: ???

 

 

 

me: I am froma Kazahkstan! Very nice country!

 

 

 

player1: free stuff

 

 

 

me: What? You giva me free staff?

 

 

 

player1: noob.

 

 

 

:ohnoes:

 

 

 

player2:Aba, whats that silver crown next to your name?

 

 

 

me: Jaz su masc! I ama Borat. This crown is froma Kazahkstan! Is nice!

 

 

 

player2: cool! Where do you live?

 

 

 

me: I told you! I am froma Kazakhstan!

 

 

 

player2: how old are u

 

 

 

me: I ama 40-yearsa old!

 

 

 

player2: I cant be friends with u, sry

 

 

 

<3:

 

 

 

player3: Hey aba. I want 50k plz

 

 

 

me: Whatt??? You don't give 50k free. You get executed in Kazakhstan!

 

 

 

player3: stfu noob ur a mod

 

 

 

me: Mod??? I do not know what you are saying!

 

 

 

=D>

 

 

 

:XD: Thats the best one for a few dozen pages..

 

 

 

I haven't had many good ones, just typical 'trust trade' scammers... :|

 

 

 

Why thanks! Anyway, I forgot to add one more:

 

 

 

player4: Aba, give me pass. I'm jagex

 

 

 

me: No! I love my pass, Jagex. That mean I go find more passes

 

 

 

player4: Aba, please give me your pass or you will be sorry

 

 

 

me: No! My pass nice!

 

 

 

player4: You stink [out of character for Jagex]

 

 

 

me: You stink, jagex! I took shower

 

 

 

[he never said a word again after that]

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We should euthanize anyone who lacks the capability to contribute to society in any way.

Please don't elect this man for president in 2012

Want humor?

 

 

 

player1: free stuff plz

 

 

 

me: Jaz su masc! My nama Borat! I like you!

 

 

 

player1: ???

 

 

 

me: I am froma Kazahkstan! Very nice country!

 

 

 

player1: free stuff

 

 

 

me: What? You giva me free staff?

 

 

 

player1: noob.

 

 

 

:ohnoes:

 

 

 

player2:Aba, whats that silver crown next to your name?

 

 

 

me: Jaz su masc! I ama Borat. This crown is froma Kazahkstan! Is nice!

 

 

 

player2: cool! Where do you live?

 

 

 

me: I told you! I am froma Kazakhstan!

 

 

 

player2: how old are u

 

 

 

me: I ama 40-yearsa old!

 

 

 

player2: I cant be friends with u, sry

 

 

 

<3:

 

 

 

player3: Hey aba. I want 50k plz

 

 

 

me: Whatt??? You don't give 50k free. You get executed in Kazakhstan!

 

 

 

player3: stfu noob ur a mod

 

 

 

me: Mod??? I do not know what you are saying!

 

 

 

=D>

 

 

 

cant belive u went borat on noobs lol

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rarely ever check forums.

I was staning in lumby. You know how when you stand by a man, your image covers his? I had some fun with it. :thumbsup:

 

 

 

 

 

He was a level 3 fresh out of tutorial island. I attacked a man that he was covering.

 

 

 

Noob: Stop!

 

Me: What?

 

Noob: Stop killing me!!!

 

Me: I'm not I'm killing a man.

 

Noob: No your not!

 

Me: Move your mouse over yourself.

 

Noob: Now what?

 

(By this time the man was dead and our noob still thought he was

 

dying :uhh: )

 

Me: There, It's over.

 

Noob: What? I have an invincible glitch?

 

Me: Um, yeah, thats it exactly.

 

Noob: Im gonna get the best stuff I can get and hit the wildy!

 

 

 

 

 

:? You do that buddy.

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

Wow, its hard to believe he knew about the wildy while he was fresh off of tutorial island :lol:

I engineered this thread with precise variables that I know would cause lul-worthy flames.

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i have a funny one this guy is actually a noob in real life (my little 9 years brother :shock: ) well i was once just busy playing nothing imporant

 

 

 

then a lvl 3 comes up (dont know him)

 

he: hey you noob

 

me: yes ??

 

he: i kissed your girlfriend i real life lol

 

me: (actually laughing in my self) yeah i know she's good huh?

 

he: mhhh i also did al lot of other stuff with her

 

(actually now i was wondering who he was )

 

me:wow wow question here how you know i am having a relation ?

 

he: emmmmm i just know

 

 

 

then afterwards i went checking will still logged in what my bro was doing and when i went down he was all happy, well i am evil you know

 

so i went back on our convo :P

 

 

 

me: hey may i say one thing before i go?

 

he: yeah sure noob

 

me: i have a little brother you know

 

he: and i care?

 

me: i have always wonderd shall i throw out the window?

 

he: no thats bad dont

 

me: why not?

 

he:well just dont

 

me: muhahaha i think i am going down right now to do it

 

he:noooo please i am your brother its me (name here)

 

me: noo you cant because my brother would know if he talks about my girl he dies :twisted:

 

he:loggs

 

 

 

after that i heared my brorther asks my dad :dad dad my brother is going to hurt me

 

thinking: jentsemsh great success (borat O:) )

please if you have the time add twinsen345 for a chat i always love to talk

Tell your little brother that RS is a game for people who are 13+ years of age, and that kids like him are kinda ruining the game.

I engineered this thread with precise variables that I know would cause lul-worthy flames.

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aight so check tis out this guy was asking me for a job...sum reason i have tis guy as a friend but i dont even remember how i met him...check tis ou...then he ask me how many bars takes to make a mith full helm

 

 

 

 

 

noob:how many bars is a full helm?

 

noob:2 bars?

 

me: 3 bars for a ful and 1 for a med

 

noob:hacker!!!!!

 

noob:Stupid Hacker!!!

 

me:man your so annoying i dont c how u got friends in rl

 

 

 

long pause

 

 

 

noob:how much is tin and copper?

 

me:idk 20each?

 

noob:scammer!!

 

noob:trying to buy for low price u scammer!

 

 

 

 

 

i try to help people and i get called out

 

y me

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i try to help people and i get called out

 

y me

 

 

 

I try to help people

 

exactly

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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i couldnt find like a pro says the funniest thing so yea

 

 

 

seeing a high level person idk like 120+ i dont htink u can go that high but yea just trying to strike a conversation but i think i did it in a bad way

 

 

 

me:i am assuming u have no lyfe or a member

 

me:am i right in any way

 

her:u r are just a nasty meany player

 

her:tats all i can say

 

me:if it feels better i have no lyfe too

 

her:and we dont need players like u in the game

 

her:so ur reported

 

 

 

she logs off

 

 

 

 

 

can i get reported for saying sumthing like tat?

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My friend and I are playing Castle Wars. Some level 41 with a granite maul comes up to me and says:

 

 

 

Him:Would you like to be killed by me?

 

Me:No thank you. I admire your grammar, though.

 

Him:Oh, okay. And thank you.

 

Me: =D

 

 

 

Another person on his team walks over. He's about level 100, and begins attacking me.

 

 

 

First guy:Why are you doing that?

 

Other guy:It's the object of the game.

 

Me:He's right.

 

First Guy:Why can't we all just get along?

 

My Friend: (just now coming over; he's level 123 and kills the level 100 who is attacking me easily) omg, lv 41 didnt evn tri 2 kill you?

 

Me:Nope.

 

First Guy:We should hang out sometime.

 

Me and my friend: Sounds good.

 

 

 

Not neccesarily a noob situation. I thought it was a bit funny, though, that he's level 41 and asked me if I wanted to be killed, during a game of castle wars. I took screenshots of the whole thing; unfortunately, though, my old computer is broken and I never got around to putting them on photobucket.

7,436th to 99 fishing on July 13, 2008

 

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the day the fantastic four come into runescape, i will eat my socks.

what kind of topic is this. ihaven't read it yet

but i now it must be stupid.

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(in varrok palace-in the bedroom at the time)

 

noob:get out of my house

 

me:its not urs

 

noob:reported

 

me:ok...

 

(noob follows me saying i hav no life, etc etc

 

That was my brother LOL!

~Icicle900

Me (Screwing Around): Selling Bronze Pickaxe!

 

Me: Selling Bronze Pickaxe!

 

Level 67: Hey, how much for that bronze pickaxe?

 

Me: 3gp, please.

 

Level 67: Darn! I Can't Afford That!

 

 

 

Response: I would think that the drops from getting Level 67 combat would cover the price of a bronze pickaxe. :roll:

lvl118: Hi

 

me: Hi

 

lvl118: Could you show me seers village plz?

 

me:Um yea sure!

 

 

 

(after 10mins)

 

 

 

me: this is the place

 

lvl118: omg thx

 

lvl:118 u rock lvl 124

 

me: haha thx

 

lvl118: sow where do you live?

 

me: Chicago why?

 

lvl118: omfg! scammer cheater etc

 

lvl118: Chicago doesn't excist

 

lvl118: reported

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lvl118: Chicago doesn't excist

 

Lmao :XD:

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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