October 29, 200718 yr Me pking: Me:Help me kill this guy before he teles! Noob wearing 4 items:NO! I don't wanna get skulled! Me:Prayer level? Noob:30 Me:If you die, just prot your rune scim. Noob:No, if I die, I lose all my stuff. *akward silence* Me:Lol, It's not like I can attack you anyways *friend comes* Friend:Just help my friend kill him! Noob:I don't wanna unless you give me teles. Me:W/e Noob:Bye *logs*
October 30, 200718 yr noob: buy your granite plate, shield and helm for my rune legs. me: no ty noob my rume legs and pl8 for all that then me:no way noob:shield, legs and pl8 me: buy the whole set or nothing noob: I don't have 2 mill( i told him price of full granite) me: too bad teles to varrock becuase i was low on hp, we were at zombies, lvl2 stronghold of security Goals achieved: lvl 99 Cooking, Fishing and Fletching.Surrey CC and Liverpool FC fan for life!
October 30, 200718 yr lol i saw this guy with the mining skillcape on f2p lumbridge. he did emote and noobs started folloing him... sooooooo funny saying things like: what crafting lvl do i have to be to make that? is that a holiday thing? where can i get that? :-s lol :thumbsup: :thumbsup: d drops/ legs(0) chain (0) axes (0) skirts (0) meds(0)/ visage! (0)/ rings (0)-My Blog! Don't forget to post!
October 30, 200718 yr Lol I was in lumby and some noob said selling my hat 10k! Then i looked at his hat and he had on santa. And then some nooby lvl 20 with 10k comes in and trades him right before I do. Then after like 10 seconds of being in a trade the lvl 20 is now wearing a santa. That was so funny, but I was pretty mad that i didn't get it.
October 30, 200718 yr we all know how noobs say their main could own you then log out and r never seen again.i changed that :) Me: lvl 5 Noob: lvl 54 Me: Hi. Noob: Noob Me: wut? Noob: Ur a noob Me: My main could own you. go to wildy this world Noob: Yea never heard that one before... (we go to wildy) As i logged he said: Wont be seein u again Then i logged on on my lvl 70 and wiped him out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! got his full mith :P The moral of the story? Trust ppl when they say their main could own u :twisted: Happened to me at crafting guild awhile ago. I doubted that someone had a high combat main, they teleported it across the members and brought it to the guild just to prove me wrong. I think I still one, by inconvienincing him and forcing him to log out, I got to finish my gold mining without chalenge and wasted 5 minutes of his time. Was it really worth it to prove me wrong? Oh well, that only happens about 1 in 500 chalenges to the "mains" existance.
October 30, 200718 yr noob- hi me- sup noob- wanna buy a rune pl8 for 105k? me- nty way overpriced lol :( noob- no its not noob! buy it now or ill ban you me- how????? noob- im a player mod noob me- ok where is yur silver crown? noob- reported noob then he logs :-k
October 30, 200718 yr I've read a few of these posts, and I've come to 2 possible conclusions: 1) Many are lies and made up, no-one is that daft. :notalk: or 2) I am so damn lucky not to meet people like that. :-k
October 30, 200718 yr A noob tried to trade me 1 bronze bolt, 1 water, 1 chaos and body tally. I told him they were useful to him, and he goes and trys someone else (a lvl 70).
October 30, 200718 yr Want humor? player1: free stuff plz me: Jaz su masc! My nama Borat! I like you! player1: ??? me: I am froma Kazahkstan! Very nice country! player1: free stuff me: What? You giva me free staff? player1: noob. :ohnoes: player2:Aba, whats that silver crown next to your name? me: Jaz su masc! I ama Borat. This crown is froma Kazahkstan! Is nice! player2: cool! Where do you live? me: I told you! I am froma Kazakhstan! player2: how old are u me: I ama 40-yearsa old! player2: I cant be friends with u, sry player3: Hey aba. I want 50k plz me: Whatt??? You don't give 50k free. You get executed in Kazakhstan! player3: stfu noob ur a mod me: Mod??? I do not know what you are saying! =D> We should euthanize anyone who lacks the capability to contribute to society in any way.Please don't elect this man for president in 2012
October 30, 200718 yr Want humor? player1: free stuff plz me: Jaz su masc! My nama Borat! I like you! player1: ??? me: I am froma Kazahkstan! Very nice country! player1: free stuff me: What? You giva me free staff? player1: noob. :ohnoes: player2:Aba, whats that silver crown next to your name? me: Jaz su masc! I ama Borat. This crown is froma Kazahkstan! Is nice! player2: cool! Where do you live? me: I told you! I am froma Kazakhstan! player2: how old are u me: I ama 40-yearsa old! player2: I cant be friends with u, sry player3: Hey aba. I want 50k plz me: Whatt??? You don't give 50k free. You get executed in Kazakhstan! player3: stfu noob ur a mod me: Mod??? I do not know what you are saying! =D> :XD: Thats the best one for a few dozen pages.. I haven't had many good ones, just typical 'trust trade' scammers... :| There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves.
October 30, 200718 yr Want humor? player1: free stuff plz me: Jaz su masc! My nama Borat! I like you! player1: ??? me: I am froma Kazahkstan! Very nice country! player1: free stuff me: What? You giva me free staff? player1: noob. :ohnoes: player2:Aba, whats that silver crown next to your name? me: Jaz su masc! I ama Borat. This crown is froma Kazahkstan! Is nice! player2: cool! Where do you live? me: I told you! I am froma Kazakhstan! player2: how old are u me: I ama 40-yearsa old! player2: I cant be friends with u, sry player3: Hey aba. I want 50k plz me: Whatt??? You don't give 50k free. You get executed in Kazakhstan! player3: stfu noob ur a mod me: Mod??? I do not know what you are saying! =D> :XD: Thats the best one for a few dozen pages.. I haven't had many good ones, just typical 'trust trade' scammers... :| Why thanks! Anyway, I forgot to add one more: player4: Aba, give me pass. I'm jagex me: No! I love my pass, Jagex. That mean I go find more passes player4: Aba, please give me your pass or you will be sorry me: No! My pass nice! player4: You stink [out of character for Jagex] me: You stink, jagex! I took shower [he never said a word again after that] We should euthanize anyone who lacks the capability to contribute to society in any way.Please don't elect this man for president in 2012
October 31, 200718 yr Want humor? player1: free stuff plz me: Jaz su masc! My nama Borat! I like you! player1: ??? me: I am froma Kazahkstan! Very nice country! player1: free stuff me: What? You giva me free staff? player1: noob. :ohnoes: player2:Aba, whats that silver crown next to your name? me: Jaz su masc! I ama Borat. This crown is froma Kazahkstan! Is nice! player2: cool! Where do you live? me: I told you! I am froma Kazakhstan! player2: how old are u me: I ama 40-yearsa old! player2: I cant be friends with u, sry player3: Hey aba. I want 50k plz me: Whatt??? You don't give 50k free. You get executed in Kazakhstan! player3: stfu noob ur a mod me: Mod??? I do not know what you are saying! =D> cant belive u went borat on noobs lol rarely ever check forums.
October 31, 200718 yr I was staning in lumby. You know how when you stand by a man, your image covers his? I had some fun with it. :thumbsup: He was a level 3 fresh out of tutorial island. I attacked a man that he was covering. Noob: Stop! Me: What? Noob: Stop killing me!!! Me: I'm not I'm killing a man. Noob: No your not! Me: Move your mouse over yourself. Noob: Now what? (By this time the man was dead and our noob still thought he was dying :uhh: ) Me: There, It's over. Noob: What? I have an invincible glitch? Me: Um, yeah, thats it exactly. Noob: Im gonna get the best stuff I can get and hit the wildy! :? You do that buddy. Get back here so I can rub your butt.
November 1, 200718 yr Wow, its hard to believe he knew about the wildy while he was fresh off of tutorial island :lol: I engineered this thread with precise variables that I know would cause lul-worthy flames.
November 1, 200718 yr i have a funny one this guy is actually a noob in real life (my little 9 years brother :shock: ) well i was once just busy playing nothing imporant then a lvl 3 comes up (dont know him) he: hey you noob me: yes ?? he: i kissed your girlfriend i real life lol me: (actually laughing in my self) yeah i know she's good huh? he: mhhh i also did al lot of other stuff with her (actually now i was wondering who he was ) me:wow wow question here how you know i am having a relation ? he: emmmmm i just know then afterwards i went checking will still logged in what my bro was doing and when i went down he was all happy, well i am evil you know so i went back on our convo :P me: hey may i say one thing before i go? he: yeah sure noob me: i have a little brother you know he: and i care? me: i have always wonderd shall i throw out the window? he: no thats bad dont me: why not? he:well just dont me: muhahaha i think i am going down right now to do it he:noooo please i am your brother its me (name here) me: noo you cant because my brother would know if he talks about my girl he dies :twisted: he:loggs after that i heared my brorther asks my dad :dad dad my brother is going to hurt me thinking: jentsemsh great success (borat O:) ) please if you have the time add twinsen345 for a chat i always love to talk
November 1, 200718 yr Tell your little brother that RS is a game for people who are 13+ years of age, and that kids like him are kinda ruining the game. I engineered this thread with precise variables that I know would cause lul-worthy flames.
November 1, 200718 yr aight so check tis out this guy was asking me for a job...sum reason i have tis guy as a friend but i dont even remember how i met him...check tis ou...then he ask me how many bars takes to make a mith full helm noob:how many bars is a full helm? noob:2 bars? me: 3 bars for a ful and 1 for a med noob:hacker!!!!! noob:Stupid Hacker!!! me:man your so annoying i dont c how u got friends in rl long pause noob:how much is tin and copper? me:idk 20each? noob:scammer!! noob:trying to buy for low price u scammer! i try to help people and i get called out y me
November 1, 200718 yr i try to help people and i get called out y me I try to help people exactly Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
November 3, 200718 yr i couldnt find like a pro says the funniest thing so yea seeing a high level person idk like 120+ i dont htink u can go that high but yea just trying to strike a conversation but i think i did it in a bad way me:i am assuming u have no lyfe or a member me:am i right in any way her:u r are just a nasty meany player her:tats all i can say me:if it feels better i have no lyfe too her:and we dont need players like u in the game her:so ur reported she logs off can i get reported for saying sumthing like tat?
November 3, 200718 yr My friend and I are playing Castle Wars. Some level 41 with a granite maul comes up to me and says: Him:Would you like to be killed by me? Me:No thank you. I admire your grammar, though. Him:Oh, okay. And thank you. Me: =D Another person on his team walks over. He's about level 100, and begins attacking me. First guy:Why are you doing that? Other guy:It's the object of the game. Me:He's right. First Guy:Why can't we all just get along? My Friend: (just now coming over; he's level 123 and kills the level 100 who is attacking me easily) omg, lv 41 didnt evn tri 2 kill you? Me:Nope. First Guy:We should hang out sometime. Me and my friend: Sounds good. Not neccesarily a noob situation. I thought it was a bit funny, though, that he's level 41 and asked me if I wanted to be killed, during a game of castle wars. I took screenshots of the whole thing; unfortunately, though, my old computer is broken and I never got around to putting them on photobucket. 7,436th to 99 fishing on July 13, 2008 [hide=Quotes that I lol'd at]the day the fantastic four come into runescape, i will eat my socks. what kind of topic is this. ihaven't read it yetbut i now it must be stupid.[/hide]
November 3, 200718 yr (in varrok palace-in the bedroom at the time) noob:get out of my house me:its not urs noob:reported me:ok... (noob follows me saying i hav no life, etc etc That was my brother LOL! ~Icicle900
November 3, 200718 yr Me (Screwing Around): Selling Bronze Pickaxe! Me: Selling Bronze Pickaxe! Level 67: Hey, how much for that bronze pickaxe? Me: 3gp, please. Level 67: Darn! I Can't Afford That! Response: I would think that the drops from getting Level 67 combat would cover the price of a bronze pickaxe. :roll:
November 3, 200718 yr lvl118: Hi me: Hi lvl118: Could you show me seers village plz? me:Um yea sure! (after 10mins) me: this is the place lvl118: omg thx lvl:118 u rock lvl 124 me: haha thx lvl118: sow where do you live? me: Chicago why? lvl118: omfg! scammer cheater etc lvl118: Chicago doesn't excist lvl118: reported
November 3, 200718 yr lvl118: Chicago doesn't excist Lmao :XD: Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
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