Noobs say the funniest things!

[killermana43]

Someone: Trade gold ring for gold ring.

 

 

 

 

 

lol

[Dizzle229]

 

lvl118: Chicago doesn't excist

 

Lmao :XD:

 

 

 

+ 1

[MC_Kejml]

 

Says it all.

[Dizzle229]

I do declare, this thread no longer needs to be h,ya. Sticky this here talkity page!

[Kamaroeki]

i have a funny one this guy is actually a noob in real life (my little 9 years brother :shock: ) well i was once just busy playing nothing imporant

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

then a lvl 3 comes up (dont know him)

 

 

 

he: hey you noob

 

 

 

me: yes ??

 

 

 

he: i kissed your girlfriend i real life lol

 

 

 

me: (actually laughing in my self) yeah i know she's good huh?

 

 

 

he: mhhh i also did al lot of other stuff with her

 

 

 

(actually now i was wondering who he was )

 

 

 

me:wow wow question here how you know i am having a relation ?

 

 

 

he: emmmmm i just know

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

then afterwards i went checking will still logged in what my bro was doing and when i went down he was all happy, well i am evil you know

 

 

 

so i went back on our convo :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me: hey may i say one thing before i go?

 

 

 

he: yeah sure noob

 

 

 

me: i have a little brother you know

 

 

 

he: and i care?

 

 

 

me: i have always wonderd shall i throw out the window?

 

 

 

he: no thats bad dont

 

 

 

me: why not?

 

 

 

he:well just dont

 

 

 

me: muhahaha i think i am going down right now to do it

 

 

 

he:noooo please i am your brother its me (name here)

 

 

 

me: noo you cant because my brother would know if he talks about my girl he dies :twisted:

 

 

 

he:loggs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

after that i heared my brorther asks my dad :dad dad my brother is going to hurt me

 

 

 

thinking: jentsemsh great success (borat O:) )

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

haha, I like that one :thumbsup:

[Emofury]

What a great thread lol

[epeeflecher]

Me:(Fletching in a bank minding my own busnisess)

 

Narb: "Go Emo"

 

Me:"Go emo?, i'm not emo sorry"

 

Narb:"Let me have your sword then cant cut yourself"

[Juader]

Me:(Fletching in a bank minding my own busnisess)

 

Narb: "Go Emo"

 

Me:"Go emo?, i'm not emo sorry"

 

Narb:"Let me have your sword then cant cut yourself"

 

*pats epee*

 

 

 

Here's very funny, about me,

 

I was liek omehgeeddddddd it r jad nwo i cen beet dis tign !!1 l0l

 

bam bam ju die lpz omg heeelers *bam bam* omefgee

 

thee are on me eeeeee prayer switch goes screwed and whoopedoo jad hits me for 47 and i die :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

gf jad, lost 300k supplies and 3 hours of my life. THANKS! but soon i will own you... i just have that tickling... :twisted:

 

I know it isn't funny.. i just want that stupid cape :P

[Sbrideau]

Me:(Fletching in a bank minding my own busnisess)

 

Narb: "Go Emo"

 

Me:"Go emo?, i'm not emo sorry"

 

Narb:"Let me have your sword then cant cut yourself"

 

*pats epee*

 

 

 

Here's very funny, about me,

 

I was liek omehgeeddddddd it r jad nwo i cen beet dis tign !!1 l0l

 

bam bam ju die lpz omg heeelers *bam bam* omefgee

 

thee are on me eeeeee prayer switch goes screwed and whoopedoo jad hits me for 47 and i die :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

gf jad, lost 300k supplies and 3 hours of my life. THANKS! but soon i will own you... i just have that tickling... :twisted:

 

I know it isn't funny.. i just want that stupid cape :P

 

 

 

Can you translate in english please, my IQ just dropped while I tried to read this. :ohnoes:

[Juader]

That's good, i can't translate it atm. i'm having headache situation while i bonk my head into wall :-w

[CreameEgg]

Why are you banging your head? Pretty stupid thing to do... :D

[Xx_Flare_xX]

Me:(Fletching in a bank minding my own busnisess)

 

Narb: "Go Emo"

 

Me:"Go emo?, i'm not emo sorry"

 

Narb:"Let me have your sword then cant cut yourself"

 

*pats epee*

 

 

 

Here's very funny, about me,

 

I was liek omehgeeddddddd it r jad nwo i cen beet dis tign !!1 l0l

 

bam bam ju die lpz omg heeelers *bam bam* omefgee

 

thee are on me eeeeee prayer switch goes screwed and whoopedoo jad hits me for 47 and i die :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

gf jad, lost 300k supplies and 3 hours of my life. THANKS! but soon i will own you... i just have that tickling... :twisted:

 

I know it isn't funny.. i just want that stupid cape

 

(one smilie deleted due to the 10 smilie limit)

 

 

 

Can you translate in english please, my IQ just dropped while I tried to read this. :ohnoes:

 

 

 

Guess my IQ aint very high cos i can read it as clear as day (no fog/darkness)

 

He said

 

I was like omg it is jad now i can beat this thing !! lol

 

*hit noises* you die please omg healers *more combat noises* omfg

 

they are on me *protect pray noise* prayer switch goes screwed and whoopdedoo jad hits me for 47 and i die :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

gf jad, lost 300k supplies and 3 hours of my life. THANKS! but soon i will own you... i just have that tickling... :twisted:

 

I know it isn't funny.. i just want that stupid cape

[CreameEgg]

Hmm, so that what that was. There were some spelling errors there... :D

[Kragg3802]

That's sad:

 

 

I offered him 5 headless arrows, trout, fire staff, 1 agility mix and spade...

 

and he took it

[Juader]

ok i was just getting some cakes for agility when i met a really fun pure 55 cb

 

and no good moneymaking skills with fury and stuff;

 

 

 

 

Apparently he's just stupid, since he doesn't know what drop trade means..

 

after it he said, I bet you use runescape offical forums you nerd

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Juader]

i think i could report him for offensive language :twisted: :twisted: will be a pleasure

[aoe325]

i couldnt find like a pro says the funniest thing so yea

 

 

 

seeing a high level person idk like 120+ i dont htink u can go that high but yea just trying to strike a conversation but i think i did it in a bad way

 

 

 

me:i am assuming u have no lyfe or a member

 

me:am i right in any way

 

her:u r are just a nasty meany player

 

her:tats all i can say

 

me:if it feels better i have no lyfe too

 

her:and we dont need players like u in the game

 

her:so ur reported

 

 

 

she logs off

 

 

 

 

 

can i get reported for saying sumthing like tat?

 

 

 

Of course youi can!! You just go up to a total stranger and insult them!! What the hell!?!?!?! :x :x :x :x

[epeeflecher]

i couldnt find like a pro says the funniest thing so yea

 

 

 

seeing a high level person idk like 120+ i dont htink u can go that high but yea just trying to strike a conversation but i think i did it in a bad way

 

 

 

me:i am assuming u have no lyfe or a member

 

me:am i right in any way

 

her:u r are just a nasty meany player

 

her:tats all i can say

 

me:if it feels better i have no lyfe too

 

her:and we dont need players like u in the game

 

her:so ur reported

 

 

 

she logs off

 

 

 

 

 

can i get reported for saying sumthing like tat?

 

 

 

Of course youi can!! You just go up to a total stranger and insult them!! What the hell!?!?!?! :x :x :x :x

 

 

 

i cn bcuz i m nasty meany player

[swordwindtrtrtrt]

That's sad:

 

 

I offered him 5 headless arrows, trout, fire staff, 1 agility mix and spade...

 

and he took it

 

This is worse:

 

[Kragg3802]

 

This is worse:

 

 

 

 

 

 

You're right... this one is worse

[faisalhype]

 

This is worse:

 

 

 

 

 

 

You're right... this one is worse

 

 

 

hey, the guy mightve been new to p2p, if not, i wonder what he does in p2p? :-s

[Sbrideau]

ok i was just getting some cakes for agility when i met a really fun pure 55 cb

 

and no good moneymaking skills with fury and stuff;

 

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Apparently he's just stupid, since he doesn't know what drop trade means..

 

after it he said, I bet you use runescape offical forums you nerd

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

Sorry but you were the noob there, stereotyper...

[0burntrice0]

On a slayer task fighting dagonoths under the lighthouse... Bare in mind there must be about 40 fast respawning dag's down here..

 

 

 

*At this point i'd like to add he'd had ran around the cave attracting as many as he could and run into a corner, i went over there because the rest of the cave was empty!*

 

 

 

Him: Hate to critisize

 

Him: but an intelligent person might find a new world

 

Him: God forbid you berespectful at all.. Of course

 

 

 

I was speachless, what else was there to say!..

 

 

 

Me: Noob

 

Him: Exactly

 

Him: Moron

 

Me: lol look how many there are.. And your asking me to find another world?

 

Me: Who's the moron?

 

Him: Since its easier for everyone to have a world to themselfs

 

Me: Thats right, because there are only 144 players on RS

 

Him: And i've been hopping all day thanks to arrogant b*trds like you

 

Him: Thought it might be nice for someone else to for once

 

Him: And everyone on runescape is killing dagonoth?

 

Me: You've been hopping here looking for an empty world? lmao

 

Him: You'll notice i had one until you came along

 

Me: Do me a favour.. Stop whining like a 12 year old.

 

Him: And you came over killing all the ones i've collected up

 

 

 

In every situation where competing is envolved i go by the rule of first come first serve and will gladly go looking for my own empty world, but at the dagonoths!!! Insane.

 

 

 

I wish i'd pointed out that it was a members area and therefor only 64 worlds, no wonder the fool had been hopping all day!

[0burntrice0]

"sellin broze arroz, no noobs"

[Dizzle229]

"spendin 1k buyin evrythin!!!!!!111"