Noobs say the funniest things!

[ydrasil]

This was a really weird conversation I had whilst trying to sell 100k nature runes. I was first asked if I sold in amounts other than 1k, I then replied "No I don't, as stipulated in my thread" and this is what followed:

 

 

 

 

 

 

I couldn't help myself, I kept responding because I found it funny :D

 

He was obviously trying to appear smarter as the conversation progressed, didn't work. His name I won't say, but when I looked him up in Highscores, he wasn't ranked in anything

[darkblade986]

Heh... Are we sure you aren't from the planet Vulcan, referencing everything as illogical? I swear, I was reading through that conversation and every time I read your lines, it came out in the voice of Lieutenant Tuvok...

 

 

 

 

 

I am such a trekkie... :anxious:

[ydrasil]

When I said it was illogical, it really was. In the way he said it, he makes it seem insulting to of kept an 'irl friendlist' as something bad, yet few more lines down he says that he actually does that and thought that everyone else did. He is contradicting himself. More than half the things he says are stupid as in when he says "Tell me, how long did it take u to figure out how to spell attempt" when from what I see I never spelt it wrong and yet he himself did at one point.

 

 

 

When people try to insult me, I always resort to using logic. In some cases they become confused, or thereafter continually try and only further make themmselves seem bad.

 

 

 

P.S Who is Lieutenant Tuvok?

[Lux_Tenebrae]

#1 The lvl30 something in Catherby.

 

 

 

Noob: I buy your cape

 

Me: Nfs

 

Noob: Plz

 

Me: Not for sale

 

Noob:I give 20 lobsters

 

Me:( laughing to hard to type anything )

 

Noob: It worth it!!!

 

Me:( Teli to Edgeville ) :-w

 

 

 

I had on an obsidian cape at the time.

 

 

 

#2 The lvl40 something in Ardougne

 

 

 

Note: I was holding a heraldic skull banner when this happened.

 

 

 

Noob: Nice flag

 

Me: Ty

 

Noob: How you get?

 

Me: I made it In my house

 

Noob: I have a house

 

Me: Cool

 

Noob: Can i make a flag like that?

 

Me: It's a banner and yes you can, in your workshop

 

Noob: Can i make it in my kitchen?

 

Me: No, you need a workshop and a banner stand

 

Noob: oh.....can i have yours?

 

Me:No, it's not tradable

 

Noob: Your mean

 

Me:Yes I am, just look at the banner :boohoo:

 

 

 

#3 The lvl 20 something Ardougne.

 

 

 

Note: I am lvl101 and I used a whip on a guard. The guard dropped with one hit and the noob saw it.

 

 

 

Noob: Wow your strong

 

Me: ? (I didn't realize he had seen the guard yet)

 

Noob: You killed that guy with 1 hit

 

Me: oh...it happens sometimes

 

Noob: ya

 

Noob: Im that way with chickens

 

Me:Good for you :thumbsup:

[TailsBell]

Ok weird kid online today(noob). Lvl.21

 

 

 

Noob: I caught a pokemon.

 

Me: G4U

 

Noob: I caught Bronze ore. :wall:

 

Me: That aint a pokemon

 

Noob: Yes it is, im on the pokemon website right.

 

Me: nooo. youre on runescape.

 

Noob: Thats why this game has no Pikachu. Well bye.

 

 

 

Uhhhhhhhhhh...If hes lvl 21 and thinks it pokemon then he is really blind.

 

 

 

Wow hacker getting caught.

 

 

 

Steven10824: Hello can i be your friend

 

TailsBell(me): You seem familiar

 

Steven10824: ive never seen you before

 

TailsBell: Well thats because its my account

 

Steven10824: liar!!!!

 

TailsBell: You r reporterd noob now get off my account or ill report you to jagex.

 

Steven10824 logged off

 

TailsBell: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooobb!!

 

Oilman: Reported!!!

 

TailsBell: Y

 

Oilman: For hacking noob.

 

 

 

WRONG GUY!!!

[Knotch_Blade]

Laugh out loud at above poster

[Skate4u]

This was a really weird conversation I had whilst trying to sell 100k nature runes. I was first asked if I sold in amounts other than 1k, I then replied "No I don't, as stipulated in my thread" and this is what followed:

 

 

 

 

 

 

I couldn't help myself, I kept responding because I found it funny :D

 

He was obviously trying to appear smarter as the conversation progressed, didn't work. His name I won't say, but when I looked him up in Highscores, he wasn't ranked in anything

 

i laughed at that irl :P

[Lenin64]

This was a really weird conversation I had whilst trying to sell 100k nature runes. I was first asked if I sold in amounts other than 1k, I then replied "No I don't, as stipulated in my thread" and this is what followed:

 

 

 

 

 

 

I couldn't help myself, I kept responding because I found it funny :D

 

He was obviously trying to appear smarter as the conversation progressed, didn't work. His name I won't say, but when I looked him up in Highscores, he wasn't ranked in anything

 

i laughed at that irl :P

 

me too. the best part is, he never explained quantum physics :XD:

[iwantsawii123]

This happened a while ago.

 

 

 

( I was wearing my warrior outfit, with Obby shield)

 

A lvl 27 guy comes up to me:

 

 

 

Noob:Hi

 

Me:Hello.

 

Noob:Omg!!1!!

 

Me:What?

 

Noob:Whats dat shield?

 

Me:Obby shield.

 

Noob:What kinda name is obby?

 

Me:It's an obsidian shield.

 

Noob:You said it wus obby. Reported for item scamminng.

 

Me:Obby = short for obsidian.

 

Noob:So your shield is a short version of an obsidian one?

 

Me:No...My shield is obsidian. Obby is obsidian, just shorter name.

 

Noob:I see..What def lvl is needed?

 

Me:60

 

Noob:I got that! Gimme your shield noob!!

 

Me:How about no?

 

Noob:I wil kill you! I can attack outta the wildy!

 

Me:Fascinating.

 

Noob:Yeah! Gimme your shield!

 

Me:No.

 

Noob:Lemme go get my attacking outta wildy staff. Brb!

 

 

 

He never came back :?

 

 

 

It's ignorant people like that who just make RS more amusing....

[paaaaaaaasta]

 

 

 

took this picture while I just happened to pass by the falador chicken coop

 

 

 

edit: removed the name

[Marcin117]

Noob: Can i have your Armour? (i have full black(g))

 

Me : I can sell it to you for 300K

 

Noob: {puts up 300 coins}

 

Me: No, 300K

 

Noob: Thats 300K

 

Me: 300,000 coins

 

Noob: Thats item scamming!

 

Noob: Reported!

 

Me: No thats the street price

 

Noob: Real world tradeing! Reported!

 

Me: Say hello to my ignore list.

 

Noob: Hello? =D>

[Jys]

Ok weird kid online today(noob). Lvl.21

 

 

 

Noob: I caught a pokemon.

 

Me: G4U

 

Noob: I caught Bronze ore. :wall:

 

Me: That aint a pokemon

 

Noob: Yes it is, im on the pokemon website right.

 

Me: nooo. youre on runescape.

 

Noob: Thats why this game has no Pikachu. Well bye.

 

 

 

Uhhhhhhhhhh...If hes lvl 21 and thinks it pokemon then he is really blind.

 

 

 

Wow hacker getting caught.

 

 

 

Steven10824: Hello can i be your friend

 

TailsBell(me): You seem familiar

 

Steven10824: ive never seen you before

 

TailsBell: Well thats because its my account

 

Steven10824: liar!!!!

 

TailsBell: You r reporterd noob now get off my account or ill report you to jagex.

 

Steven10824 logged off

 

TailsBell: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooobb!!

 

Oilman: Reported!!!

 

TailsBell: Y

 

Oilman: For hacking noob.

 

 

 

WRONG GUY!!!

 

 

 

I thought you quit? :-k

[WookieeMania12]

He just dissed Guns N' Roses and then calls them "pwnage". He's pulling a Hillary :anxious:

 

Siggification ftw :D

 

 

 

You may siggy that :P

 

 

 

 

 

Fishing guild, place for friends, food, cash, and player mod haters, like what happened after Thanksgiving last year:

 

 

 

Day after Thanksgiving = Hell on earth

 

 

 

player 1: gdfh (repeately spams this)

 

 

 

me: please do not spam.

 

 

 

player 1: a mod... ooh, they say that to look big!

 

 

 

player 2: mods are ch00bs!

 

 

 

me: call mod mark that...

 

 

 

player 2: I called him that once.

 

 

 

player 1: aba is a mod noob!

 

 

 

me: (thinks of Village People song "YMCA")

 

 

 

player 3: leave the mod alone!

 

 

 

player 2: [player 3] is a mod hugger

 

 

 

player 1: **** the mod!

 

 

 

player 1: oh, checking if I'm muted. haha! mods can do nothing!

 

 

 

player 2: that's right! mods are mutable noobs!

 

 

 

[all the anti-mod comments lasted until 30 minutes]

 

 

 

See what diet coke and too much wine after Thanksgiving will do? The day at 36 during fishing guild run was not a Thanks-giving party.

[Voldmort0]

This was a really weird conversation I had whilst trying to sell 100k nature runes. I was first asked if I sold in amounts other than 1k, I then replied "No I don't, as stipulated in my thread" and this is what followed:

 

 

 

 

 

 

I couldn't help myself, I kept responding because I found it funny :D

 

He was obviously trying to appear smarter as the conversation progressed, didn't work. His name I won't say, but when I looked him up in Highscores, he wasn't ranked in anything

 

i laughed at that irl :P

 

me too. the best part is, he never explained quantum physics :XD:

 

lmao

[Jard_Y_Dooku]

If the trade does not occur ur next birthday will not occur

 

 

 

That was the most awesome thing I've ever heard rofl...

[Lenin64]

He just dissed Guns N' Roses and then calls them "pwnage". He's pulling a Hillary :anxious:

 

Siggification ftw :D

 

 

 

You may siggy that :P

 

Yea, I had it siggied, but then I put in the chat about doing regicide in a thong You were in there, but briefly.

[RedHanyu888]

Ok weird kid online today(noob). Lvl.21

 

 

 

Noob: I caught a pokemon.

 

Me: G4U

 

Noob: I caught Bronze ore. :wall:

 

Me: That aint a pokemon

 

Noob: Yes it is, im on the pokemon website right.

 

Me: nooo. youre on runescape.

 

Noob: Thats why this game has no Pikachu. Well bye.

 

 

 

Uhhhhhhhhhh...If hes lvl 21 and thinks it pokemon then he is really blind.

 

 

 

Wow hacker getting caught.

 

 

 

Steven10824: Hello can i be your friend

 

TailsBell(me): You seem familiar

 

Steven10824: ive never seen you before

 

TailsBell: Well thats because its my account

 

Steven10824: liar!!!!

 

TailsBell: You r reporterd noob now get off my account or ill report you to jagex.

 

Steven10824 logged off

 

TailsBell: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooobb!!

 

Oilman: Reported!!!

 

TailsBell: Y

 

Oilman: For hacking noob.

 

 

 

WRONG GUY!!!

 

Lmao XD.

 

 

 

Bronzor is a real 4th gen pokemon :-w

[jokemaster]

[TailsBell]

Ok weird kid online today(noob). Lvl.21

 

 

 

Noob: I caught a pokemon.

 

Me: G4U

 

Noob: I caught Bronze ore. :wall:

 

Me: That aint a pokemon

 

Noob: Yes it is, im on the pokemon website right.

 

Me: nooo. youre on runescape.

 

Noob: Thats why this game has no Pikachu. Well bye.

 

 

 

Uhhhhhhhhhh...If hes lvl 21 and thinks it pokemon then he is really blind.

 

 

 

Wow hacker getting caught.

 

 

 

Steven10824: Hello can i be your friend

 

TailsBell(me): You seem familiar

 

Steven10824: ive never seen you before

 

TailsBell: Well thats because its my account

 

Steven10824: liar!!!!

 

TailsBell: You r reporterd noob now get off my account or ill report you to jagex.

 

Steven10824 logged off

 

TailsBell: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooobb!!

 

Oilman: Reported!!!

 

TailsBell: Y

 

Oilman: For hacking noob.

 

 

 

WRONG GUY!!!

 

Lmao XD.

 

 

 

Bronzor is a real 4th gen pokemon :-w

 

 

 

ya but thats not the point he thought BRONZE ORE was BRONZOR

 

 

 

I saw him again.

 

 

 

 

 

Lvl.21: Hey ch00b, tell me is there a PLakia in this game

 

Me: Yes there is, go to lvl 40 wildy and fight a lesser demon and Plakia will appaer.

 

Lvl.21: Thx

 

2 minutes later

 

Lvl.21: Fr00b, you lied now you must go get my stuff

 

Me: How about no and even better heck no.

 

Lvl.21: Tell me where Plakia is????

 

Me: THis is runescape not pokemon

 

Lvl.21: OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....Can I catch a Squritle here???

 

:wall: :wall: #-o #-o :shame: :-k

[epeeflecher]

Ok weird kid online today(noob). Lvl.21

 

 

 

Noob: I caught a pokemon.

 

Me: G4U

 

Noob: I caught Bronze ore. :wall:

 

Me: That aint a pokemon

 

Noob: Yes it is, im on the pokemon website right.

 

Me: nooo. youre on runescape.

 

Noob: Thats why this game has no Pikachu. Well bye.

 

 

 

Uhhhhhhhhhh...If hes lvl 21 and thinks it pokemon then he is really blind.

 

 

 

Wow hacker getting caught.

 

 

 

Steven10824: Hello can i be your friend

 

TailsBell(me): You seem familiar

 

Steven10824: ive never seen you before

 

TailsBell: Well thats because its my account

 

Steven10824: liar!!!!

 

TailsBell: You r reporterd noob now get off my account or ill report you to jagex.

 

Steven10824 logged off

 

TailsBell: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooobb!!

 

Oilman: Reported!!!

 

TailsBell: Y

 

Oilman: For hacking noob.

 

 

 

WRONG GUY!!!

 

Lmao XD.

 

 

 

Bronzor is a real 4th gen pokemon :-w

 

 

 

ya but thats not the point he thought BRONZE ORE was BRONZOR

 

 

 

I saw him again.

 

 

 

 

 

Lvl.21: Hey ch00b, tell me is there a PLakia in this game

 

Me: Yes there is, go to lvl 40 wildy and fight a lesser demon and Plakia will appaer.

 

Lvl.21: Thx

 

2 minutes later

 

Lvl.21: Fr00b, you lied now you must go get my stuff

 

Me: How about no and even better heck no.

 

Lvl.21: Tell me where Plakia is????

 

Me: THis is runescape not pokemon

 

Lvl.21: OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....Can I catch a Squritle here???

 

:wall: :wall: #-o #-o :shame: :-k

 

 

 

People who play pokemon or watch it deserve to die?

[Dizzle229]

dont mean to step on it it was pretty funny but there is no bronze ore.

[hellman199]

wow... this actually happened while i was reading this forum, but when i switched windows the 2nd time, it glitched, and my screen on RS whited, i didnt get last few pms, BUT, ill say about what they were

 

 

 

(the noob is the longer blacked out space I had to switch chat to private only so i could screenie it lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Since people probably wont click the picture, ill type it out

 

 

 

 

 

noob: are, ***, location?

 

noob: wp

 

me: lol

 

me: sorry, but reported, personal details

 

noob: R U serious?

 

me: Yes, whatever the person, If they break rule I have to report...

 

me: You cant do that (me saying about him asking for details)

 

noob: OMFG I hate nerds like you <---- how does this make me a nerd? reporting rule breakers...

 

me: Wow... havent you ever read the rules?

 

(next black is my friend logging in)

 

Me: You're supposed to read the rules before you play... (he was on my world, so I know hes a member... you need to check a box saying u have at least)

 

noob: ever heard of a girlfriend? <---wtf.. this is so off topic, but he said it

 

me: lol, ya I have one... <---this might be a lie, but it makes noobs stop bothering you sometimes when they ask

 

noob: something like "wow what a noob, get a life" and then he insulted my fake GF

 

 

 

Then, i switched back to RuneScape, and it was whited out, cuz my internet lagged a little, I might have missed 2 lines or so that i was gonna screenie after...

 

 

 

but whatever.. Hell

[Kloffy]

 

Lvl.21: Hey ch00b, tell me is there a PLakia in this game

 

Me: Yes there is, go to lvl 40 wildy and fight a lesser demon and Plakia will appaer.

 

Lvl.21: Thx

 

2 minutes later

 

Lvl.21: Fr00b, you lied now you must go get my stuff

 

Me: How about no and even better heck no.

 

Lvl.21: Tell me where Plakia is????

 

Me: THis is runescape not pokemon

 

Lvl.21: OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....Can I catch a Squritle here???

 

:wall: :wall: #-o #-o :shame: :-k

 

LOL he mispelled Palkia... :|

[Hajutze]

Donno if it is for here but it was kinda (onlye kinda) funny ...

 

 

 

The other guy: You speak rusian ?

 

Me: No I don't.

 

The other guy: A znaew ruskii ? (You speak rusian in .. rusian , strangely he knows how to ask if someone knows rusian but he can't translate the answer)

 

Me: Ne ne znam (No I don't in rusian ... my languange is similiar to rusian at some point so i figured out how to answer)

 

The other guy: Frend ? (I may not spell right but jees i hate the "frend")

 

Me: Ya rusofob (before 30-40 years i think my country was 50/50 ... ppl who suport rusians (rusofils) and ppl who doesn't (rusifob - usualy they kinda hate rusians too ...) he should know the meening of the word ... ).

 

 

 

I think he got the idea ... :|

[hellbellz]

You guys might want to make your post on this thread readable. :lol: