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Rune rocks a couple days after the December 10th updates...(sadly this person was not of noobish level at all but I guess they come in all levels)

 

 

 

Me:*logs into rune rocks, starts mining a rock*

 

Level 86:*appears on the radar and runs at full force toward me*

 

Me:*continues to mine a stubborn rune ore*

 

Level 86:Omg!1!

 

Me:*silently continues to mine the aganozing rock*

 

Level 86:Y cant i attk u

 

Me:Did you read the front page recently?

 

Level 86:No

 

Me:Well, you can't attack people in the wild anymore

 

Me:You have to go to an arena called Bounty Hunter

 

Level 86:Bunty Huntor? Nub, there's no such thing

 

Level 86:Ur jus using prayer nub!

 

Me:I don't believe so. Try to right click on me and look at the options

 

Level 86:C you r using prayer! I dont c attk!

 

Me:Right, my prayer is manipulating JavaScript :-s...

 

Level 86:Nerd

 

Me:*silent*

 

Level 86:Ill jus wait here till ur prayer runs out!

 

Me:*2 minutes pass and I finally finish mining the rock*

 

 

 

I saw the guy appear now and then as I was switching worlds...poor guy was in major denial :lol:.

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I am positive that noobs read this forum-

 

My story now...

 

 

 

(Cutting trees)

 

Noob: Noob

 

Me: You do that...

 

Noob: We ran into battle!

 

Noob: We were outnumbered!

 

Me: Be nice, don't fight

 

Noob: Then the tides turn when the moon reaches

 

Noob: the point of the world.

 

Me: No tides in rs

 

Noob: Then add one freshy cracked egg and

 

Noob: douse in vinagear and basil

 

Me: Okkkkkkaaaay

 

Noob: Noob *teleports*

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I was in the Land of Snow healing a snow mage when i oversaw a conversation:

 

 

 

Scammer: Want me to trim your armour? it's free

 

Player: And how do you do it?

 

Scammer: With a knife and 4 gold bars.

 

#-o

 

 

 

Later on: (after reporting and pelting him while calling him scammer)

 

Scammer:Don't you read the messages of the week???!!!

 

 

 

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I am mining

 

Noob comes by

 

Noob:Where is anvil?

 

Me:Varrok (nearest one was there)

 

Noob: Take me there!

 

Me: Sry Im busy

 

Noob: Ill pay u 10gp!

 

Me: sry, not interested

 

Noob: Omg! Reported!

 

Me: For wat? lol.

 

Noob: not helping me!

 

Me: watever.

 

Noob: Take me there!

 

Me: Just check on world map

 

Noob stays there for couple of secs

 

Noob: where is it?

 

Me: Varrok

 

Noob:k

 

seconds later

 

Noob: I cant find it? spelling

 

Me:varrock

 

Noob:U lied!!!

 

Me: Watever?!?!

 

Noob:Reported!

 

Me: oh well...

 

Noob: Its still not here?!?!?!

 

Me: wat u mean?

 

Noob: U making this city up noob!

 

Noob: Google Earth has every city!!!

 

Me:LOL!ROFL! (fall off comp. chair)

 

Noob: Reported for playing jokes on me

 

Noob: Noob!

 

Me: Go to world map on top of your screen!

 

Noob: Stop! Noob!

 

Noob: This games ***** (i assumed he wrote sucks)

 

Me: Then dont play!

 

Noob: game is bad...Ima go aplay other games

 

Me: like wat? Halo??

 

Noob: Miniclip!

 

Noob:bye

 

Me: Bye! gl noob!

 

Noob: Bye! Noobie! Reported for not helping me, tricking me, and calling me noob

 

Me:rofl

 

Noob:loggs

 

Me:Lmao

 

 

 

I like how he thought i was tricking him and went on google earth thinking it was a real city! LOL

 

 

 

Always reported for no reason and even after reported asked me things

 

 

 

I would say he is 7 year oldish

 

 

 

Comes to show u to never trust a Miniclip NOOB!!!

 

 

 

I know this was a few pages back, and it's some-what "old," but I had to quote this and say this was probably one of the funniest things I've ever read in my life.

 

 

 

Gf, Miniclip. :XD:

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I am mining

 

Noob comes by

 

Noob:Where is anvil?

 

Me:Varrok (nearest one was there)

 

Noob: Take me there!

 

Me: Sry Im busy

 

Noob: Ill pay u 10gp!

 

Me: sry, not interested

 

Noob: Omg! Reported!

 

Me: For wat? lol.

 

Noob: not helping me!

 

Me: watever.

 

Noob: Take me there!

 

Me: Just check on world map

 

Noob stays there for couple of secs

 

Noob: where is it?

 

Me: Varrok

 

Noob:k

 

seconds later

 

Noob: I cant find it? spelling

 

Me:varrock

 

Noob:U lied!!!

 

Me: Watever?!?!

 

Noob:Reported!

 

Me: oh well...

 

Noob: Its still not here?!?!?!

 

Me: wat u mean?

 

Noob: U making this city up noob!

 

Noob: Google Earth has every city!!!

 

Me:LOL!ROFL! (fall off comp. chair)

 

Noob: Reported for playing jokes on me

 

Noob: Noob!

 

Me: Go to world map on top of your screen!

 

Noob: Stop! Noob!

 

Noob: This games ***** (i assumed he wrote sucks)

 

Me: Then dont play!

 

Noob: game is bad...Ima go aplay other games

 

Me: like wat? Halo??

 

Noob: Miniclip!

 

Noob:bye

 

Me: Bye! gl noob!

 

Noob: Bye! Noobie! Reported for not helping me, tricking me, and calling me noob

 

Me:rofl

 

Noob:loggs

 

Me:Lmao

 

 

 

I like how he thought i was tricking him and went on google earth thinking it was a real city! LOL

 

 

 

Always reported for no reason and even after reported asked me things

 

 

 

I would say he is 7 year oldish

 

 

 

Comes to show u to never trust a Miniclip NOOB!!!

 

 

 

I know this was a few pages back, and it's some-what "old," but I had to quote this and say this was probably one of the funniest things I've ever read in my life.

 

 

 

Gf, Miniclip. :XD:

 

meh i found this game thru miniclip :P

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I have a story thats quite funny. Last week I was walking through lumbridge wearing my full camoflage random event gear, some low level (can't remember) then comes up to me and says:

 

 

 

Noob:Is that army clothes?

 

Me: Its camoflage clothing, yes

 

Noob: Where you get it?

 

Me: Its from a random event.

 

Noob: Can you take me to the event?

 

Me: but its random....

 

Noob: Can you takeme to the event plz?

 

Me: But its a random event! it just randomly happens.

 

Noob: O ok then...

 

 

 

*Note not the exact words but close enough

 

 

 

I had a few laughs after, though at least I have educated :)

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I am mining

 

Noob comes by

 

Noob:Where is anvil?

 

Me:Varrok (nearest one was there)

 

Noob: Take me there!

 

Me: Sry Im busy

 

Noob: Ill pay u 10gp!

 

Me: sry, not interested

 

Noob: Omg! Reported!

 

Me: For wat? lol.

 

Noob: not helping me!

 

Me: watever.

 

Noob: Take me there!

 

Me: Just check on world map

 

Noob stays there for couple of secs

 

Noob: where is it?

 

Me: Varrok

 

Noob:k

 

seconds later

 

Noob: I cant find it? spelling

 

Me:varrock

 

Noob:U lied!!!

 

Me: Watever?!?!

 

Noob:Reported!

 

Me: oh well...

 

Noob: Its still not here?!?!?!

 

Me: wat u mean?

 

Noob: U making this city up noob!

 

Noob: Google Earth has every city!!!

 

Me:LOL!ROFL! (fall off comp. chair)

 

Noob: Reported for playing jokes on me

 

Noob: Noob!

 

Me: Go to world map on top of your screen!

 

Noob: Stop! Noob!

 

Noob: This games ***** (i assumed he wrote sucks)

 

Me: Then dont play!

 

Noob: game is bad...Ima go aplay other games

 

Me: like wat? Halo??

 

Noob: Miniclip!

 

Noob:bye

 

Me: Bye! gl noob!

 

Noob: Bye! Noobie! Reported for not helping me, tricking me, and calling me noob

 

Me:rofl

 

Noob:loggs

 

Me:Lmao

 

 

 

I like how he thought i was tricking him and went on google earth thinking it was a real city! LOL

 

 

 

Always reported for no reason and even after reported asked me things

 

 

 

I would say he is 7 year oldish

 

 

 

Comes to show u to never trust a Miniclip NOOB!!!

 

 

 

I know this was a few pages back, and it's some-what "old," but I had to quote this and say this was probably one of the funniest things I've ever read in my life.

 

 

 

Gf, Miniclip. :XD:

 

meh i found this game thru miniclip :P

 

 

 

<.<

 

 

 

Ermm..gf (most) miniclip players? #-o

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I am mining

 

Noob comes by

 

Noob:Where is anvil?

 

Me:Varrok (nearest one was there)

 

Noob: Take me there!

 

Me: Sry Im busy

 

Noob: Ill pay u 10gp!

 

Me: sry, not interested

 

Noob: Omg! Reported!

 

Me: For wat? lol.

 

Noob: not helping me!

 

Me: watever.

 

Noob: Take me there!

 

Me: Just check on world map

 

Noob stays there for couple of secs

 

Noob: where is it?

 

Me: Varrok

 

Noob:k

 

seconds later

 

Noob: I cant find it? spelling

 

Me:varrock

 

Noob:U lied!!!

 

Me: Watever?!?!

 

Noob:Reported!

 

Me: oh well...

 

Noob: Its still not here?!?!?!

 

Me: wat u mean?

 

Noob: U making this city up noob!

 

Noob: Google Earth has every city!!!

 

Me:LOL!ROFL! (fall off comp. chair)

 

Noob: Reported for playing jokes on me

 

Noob: Noob!

 

Me: Go to world map on top of your screen!

 

Noob: Stop! Noob!

 

Noob: This games ***** (i assumed he wrote sucks)

 

Me: Then dont play!

 

Noob: game is bad...Ima go aplay other games

 

Me: like wat? Halo??

 

Noob: Miniclip!

 

Noob:bye

 

Me: Bye! gl noob!

 

Noob: Bye! Noobie! Reported for not helping me, tricking me, and calling me noob

 

Me:rofl

 

Noob:loggs

 

Me:Lmao

 

 

 

I like how he thought i was tricking him and went on google earth thinking it was a real city! LOL

 

 

 

Always reported for no reason and even after reported asked me things

 

 

 

I would say he is 7 year oldish

 

 

 

Comes to show u to never trust a Miniclip NOOB!!!

 

 

 

I know this was a few pages back, and it's some-what "old," but I had to quote this and say this was probably one of the funniest things I've ever read in my life.

 

 

 

Gf, Miniclip. :XD:

 

meh i found this game thru miniclip :P

 

 

 

<.<

 

 

 

Ermm..gf (most) miniclip players? #-o

 

 

 

LMFAO THAT IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS I EVER READ! :lol:

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Chewyguy. you can be thirsy, in the dessert of course. :D

 

Yea, that chocolate cake really works up a thirst, eh? ::'

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This happened to me a few minutes ago....This person was already on my friend list as well :?

 

 

 

Noob-Nice hat, where do I get it (was wearing Jester hat and scarf)

 

Me-You can't

 

Noob-Oh ok, can you get me a christmas hat?

 

Me-What?

 

Noob-Can you get me a santa hat?

 

Me-Thats 20mil+, i have 3.3mil.

 

Noob-PLZZZZZZZZ.....

 

(repeated many times and cries in game)

 

Me-Santa hat=20mil+

 

Me-My cash=3.3mil

 

Me-Therefore Santa>My Cash

 

Noob-Ok, ill get armour for you to sell

 

(trades me iron plate and legs plus mith plate and legs so i cancel trade)

 

Noob-Omg what.

 

Me-Thats not nearly enough.

 

Noob-Ok, can you get me a party hat?

 

Me-Thats even more expensive, so no

 

Noob pm's me-You jerk!

 

 

 

Like i'm going to lend out a 20mil item, which not only do I not have, but can't afford -.-

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I've read a lot of these and a lot of them seem to be jokes......

 

 

 

also

 

So I'm mining then some moron comes up and the conversation went something like this

 

 

 

him:can I have your pickaxe?

 

me:sorry this is my only one but I can tell you where to get one for free(not a rune one)

 

him:please?

 

me: I'm sorry but I'm mining to get some stuff for my friend

 

him: I report you for harrasment

 

me: wtf?

 

the he walks away calls me an [wagon]

 

 

 

note that I am poor and I had a rune pickaxe

 

 

 

here's another one

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

a guy dies so his gravestone is there

 

 

 

level 86:hey how come I can't pick up his stuff?

 

me: you can't only he can

 

level 86: hey the stone is broken a few more minutes then I can pick his stuff up

 

me: sorry man but when it breaks the stuff is gone

 

*stone breaks*

 

level 86: where is his stuff?

 

me: I told you it's gone when the stone breaks

 

level 86: where is his stuff?

 

me: I told you it's gone when the stone breaks

 

level 86: where is his stuff?

 

me: I told you it's gone when the stone breaks

 

level 86: where is his stuff?

 

me: I told you it's gone when the stone breaks

 

me:WOW moron

 

(he's higher leveled than me)him:noob

 

me:I'd rather be a noob then be a stupid moron...

 

him:I can kill you in 2 hits

 

me: you probably could but just to let you know there is more to life than runescape

 

him:noob I can kill you in 2 hits

 

(it continues like that for a while then he leave)

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Nub: How i bild snoman

 

Mly: Snowball>Build.

 

Nub: Wat

 

Mly: Right-click snowball, select "build."

 

Nub: How i get snobal

 

Mly: Click the pile of snow.

 

Nub: Wtf is rong wit teh snoman

 

Mly: Snow>collect; Snowman>Add-to.

 

Nub: Its stil [cabbage]y

 

Mly: Do it again.

 

Nub: Its stil not snoman

 

Mly: Keep doing it.

 

Nub: Y isnt it moving

 

Mly: Hat>Use>Snowman.

 

Nub: How i get hat

 

Mly: You can stop talking like a /b/tard, firstly.

 

Nub: Wat /b/tard?

 

Mly: Forget it. Is English your first language?

 

Nub: Wat

 

Mly: Is English the first language you ever remember speaking?

 

Nub: Wat

 

Mly: Nevermind. Just talk to the blue thing until he takes you to a snowy place.

 

Nub: Wat

 

Mly: Go look for a blue thing and talk to it.

 

 

 

[Later, the same idiot walks by talking to a man with blue clothes and hair. He stops following him and talks to me.]

 

 

 

Nub: He wont take me 2 snowy plac

 

Mly: Wrong blue thing. Go look for a shorter, lighter blue thing.

 

Nub: Ok

 

 

 

[The idiot walks out of sight, and I quietly walk away so he doesn't annoy me again.]

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Someone PM'ed me in reply to my "Buying Guthix Robes" thread.

 

 

 

Him: You buying Guthix Vestments?

 

Me: Yeah, how much?

 

Him: 420k

 

Me: 410k?

 

Him: 420k, take it or nothing

 

Me: Nvm then (I don't like stubborn players who refuse to lower their price, even by 10k. I would've payed 420k if said yes)

 

Him: It's only 10k, you're a noob.

 

Me: I don't feel like paying 420 for it

 

Him: Well if you were desperate you would've payed

 

Me: Guess I'm not desperate then? :)

 

Him: 420k is only 10k difference from 410k, it's not a lot

 

Me: Then why don't you sell at 410k?

 

Him: I'm trying to make a frofit (profit I assume)

 

Him: You're still a noob for not paying properly

 

 

 

Lol'ed at last line before he logged out.

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Nub: How i bild snoman

 

Mly: Snowball>Build.

 

Nub: Wat

 

Mly: Right-click snowball, select "build."

 

Nub: How i get snobal

 

Mly: Click the pile of snow.

 

Nub: Wtf is rong wit teh snoman

 

Mly: Snow>collect; Snowman>Add-to.

 

Nub: Its stil [cabbage]

 

Mly: Do it again.

 

Nub: Its stil not snoman

 

Mly: Keep doing it.

 

Nub: Y isnt it moving

 

Mly: Hat>Use>Snowman.

 

Nub: How i get hat

 

Mly: You can stop talking like a /b/tard, firstly.

 

Nub: Wat /b/tard?

 

Mly: Forget it. Is English your first language?

 

Nub: Wat

 

Mly: Is English the first language you ever remember speaking?

 

Nub: Wat

 

Mly: Nevermind. Just talk to the blue thing until he takes you to a snowy place.

 

Nub: Wat

 

Mly: Go look for a blue thing and talk to it.

 

 

 

[Later, the same idiot walks by talking to a man with blue clothes and hair. He stops following him and talks to me.]

 

 

 

Nub: He wont take me 2 snowy plac

 

Mly: Wrong blue thing. Go look for a shorter, lighter blue thing.

 

Nub: Ok

 

 

 

[The idiot walks out of sight, and I quietly walk away so he doesn't annoy me again.]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ROFL

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Okay, I had another noob talk to me...

 

 

 

This is while I was a girl (since a dragon skirt looks weird on guys)

 

 

 

I'm killing cows (no real reason)

 

 

 

Noob: Hey

 

Tkd0615: Hello

 

Noob: How's it going?

 

Tkd0615: Good. You?

 

Noob: Good

 

Noob: Why you kill cows?

 

Tkd0615: For some quick bits of crafting xp

 

Noob: Reported

 

Tkd0615: ... Why?

 

Noob: You sticked your tong out at me

 

Tkd0615: What?

 

Noob: xp

 

Tkd0615: That means experiance

 

Noob: Ohhhhhhhhhh

 

Noob: Nice bust.

 

Tkd0615: treverp a er'ouy

 

Noob: Reported for multpl log in

 

Tkd0615: It was nice talking to you, too

 

At this point, my inventory is full, so I leave, and amazingly, am not followed.

When I see people say it, I pronounce it "poon" in my head. Makes more sense to me. My friend said it in real life once and I almost kneed him in the family-maker.

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Tkd0615: treverp a er'ouy.

 

What does that mean? :oops:

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Tkd0615: treverp a er'ouy.

 

What does that mean? :oops:

 

I said "You're a pervert" backwards. I do that sometimes.

When I see people say it, I pronounce it "poon" in my head. Makes more sense to me. My friend said it in real life once and I almost kneed him in the family-maker.

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Nub: How i bild snoman

 

Mly: Snowball>Build.

 

Nub: Wat

 

Mly: Right-click snowball, select "build."

 

Nub: How i get snobal

 

Mly: Click the pile of snow.

 

Nub: Wtf is rong wit teh snoman

 

Mly: Snow>collect; Snowman>Add-to.

 

Nub: Its stil [cabbage]

 

Mly: Do it again.

 

Nub: Its stil not snoman

 

Mly: Keep doing it.

 

Nub: Y isnt it moving

 

Mly: Hat>Use>Snowman.

 

Nub: How i get hat

 

Mly: You can stop talking like a /b/tard, firstly.

 

Nub: Wat /b/tard?

 

Mly: Forget it. Is English your first language?

 

Nub: Wat

 

Mly: Is English the first language you ever remember speaking?

 

Nub: Wat

 

Mly: Nevermind. Just talk to the blue thing until he takes you to a snowy place.

 

Nub: Wat

 

Mly: Go look for a blue thing and talk to it.

 

 

 

[Later, the same idiot walks by talking to a man with blue clothes and hair. He stops following him and talks to me.]

 

 

 

Nub: He wont take me 2 snowy plac

 

Mly: Wrong blue thing. Go look for a shorter, lighter blue thing.

 

Nub: Ok

 

 

 

[The idiot walks out of sight, and I quietly walk away so he doesn't annoy me again.]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ROFL

 

 

 

 

 

That deserves a frofl. FROFL!

Pretty much done with rs now

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Okay, I had another noob talk to me...

 

 

 

This is while I was a girl (since a dragon skirt looks weird on guys)

 

 

 

I'm killing cows (no real reason)

 

 

 

Noob: Hey

 

Tkd0615: Hello

 

Noob: How's it going?

 

Tkd0615: Good. You?

 

Noob: Good

 

Noob: Why you kill cows?

 

Tkd0615: For some quick bits of crafting xp

 

Noob: Reported

 

Tkd0615: ... Why?

 

Noob: You sticked your tong out at me

 

Tkd0615: What?

 

Noob: xp

 

Tkd0615: That means experiance

 

Noob: Ohhhhhhhhhh

 

Noob: Nice bust.

 

Tkd0615: treverp a er'ouy

 

Noob: Reported for multpl log in

 

Tkd0615: It was nice talking to you, too

 

At this point, my inventory is full, so I leave, and amazingly, am not followed.

 

 

 

The stupidity of todays youth surprises me(him)

 

also when he said nice bust be probably went that you were covering the tonge thing

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This one happened to me yesterday

 

I was about to go ice-bursting at the Abyss, but accidentally clicked a guard and ice-bursted him.

 

 

 

A noob saw it and the conversation starts:

 

Noob: Hey I Buy Your Magic (He was prolly using caps)

 

Me: Sorry you cant

 

Noob: But I See You Have It

 

Me: You gotta do desert treasure for it

 

Noob: Cmon Sell Me It

 

Me: Dude I cant, its a skill

 

Noob: Yea See I Have Magic Skill Too

 

Noob: Come With Me To Bank I Show U My Offer (Runs off to bank)

 

 

 

At this point, I ignore him and jump the ditch and head off to the Abyss

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This level 72 at Ankous died and came back and I said you only dropped 750k in stuff. So he calls me a noob. Not to mention I am lvl 111 combat. I just found this hilarious that he says I have no life. Man 10 year olds these days are so disrespectful :roll:

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