Dracomancer Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 It's fake. You can clearly see the last line was cut 'n' pasted in. Current account: Dragonguy 87 Goals: Get members Get all skills 40+ Hehe, this is like Jagex telling half of Runescape players that they're [developmentally delayed]. Sort of. That's how I interpreted it. :P Runescape is why I support abortion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soshalea Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 it's not fake, i just cut out all the trade requests he sent and im bad with image editing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus_s_Soul Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 *I just finished the halloween '06 event, and I'm wearing my skeleton mask. In Lumbridge* Noob: hey, can I buy ur mask? Me: It's a holiday item. Can't trade it. Noob: What if I give you 100 gp? Me: Impossible. Won't work Noob: 1k? It's all have with me. Me: Impossible, impossible, impossible. Noob: I know! I can go to the bank and get my other 1k. Then we can trade. Upon his leaving, I run off to Varrock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenkana Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 player 1: my main is a monitor Player 1: mederator :lol: :XD: hahhahaah :XD: now that's just funny, his main isnt a monitor, without the monitor he couldnt even play on his mederator. lmbo!You are mistaken, good sir, for he is quite right; his main is, in fact, a moniter lizard such as may be found in Africa or the Komodo islands. If the CORPORAL beast is this hard, imagine how hard a GENERAL or COLONEL beast would be. a corporal is not even an admirable rank in armies that use that ranking system. Yeah, it is a pking minigame, so any arguments anybody makes will probably be biased.The best way this will end :Everybody just says,"I'm not arguing with you anymore, goodbye."The worst way this will end: I don't really know, psychological warfare? Worldwide thermonuclear war? Pie eating contest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanosuke Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 You know... Zezima really should make a level 3 and noob people, then go my main is Zezima and totally baffle them... it would be awesome... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shotdown12 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 player 1: my main is a monitor Player 1: mederator :lol: :XD: hahhahaah :XD: now that's just funny, his main isnt a monitor, without the monitor he couldnt even play on his mederator. lmbo!You are mistaken, good sir, for he is quite right; his main is, in fact, a moniter lizard such as may be found in Africa or the Komodo islands. Ooh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olbritishchap Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 He waited like 3 seconds for me to respond lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melyssa1023 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 You know... Zezima really should make a level 3 and noob people, then go my main is Zezima and totally baffle them... it would be awesome... Lol, yea, that would be so cool to see. ZezimaÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâôsnoob: Hi, 5 gp pl0x Guy: Bleep you noob ZezimaÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâôsnoob: My main is Zezima!! Guy: Yea? Then bring him,noob! *Zezima switches chars* Zezima: Here, can i have my 5 gp now? Guy: OMG, i called Zezima a noob! :ohnoes: :uhh: *faints* :XD: \ *´¨) ¸.´¸.*´¨)(¸.´ (¸.Lilith1023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icecube Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Stealth___: Jagex ruined jagex Stealth___: Jagex ruined jagex Stealth___: Jagex ruined jagex Stealth___: Jagex ruined jagex Player A: No, jagex ruined runescape Stealth___: Jagex ruined jagex Stealth___: Jagex ruined jagex Stealth___: Jagex ruined jagex Player B: Stealth Player B: It's Jagex ruined runescape -silence- Stealth___: Jagex ruined runescape -stealth teleports- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tryto Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. ~Jonathan SwiftWebsite Updates/Corrections here. WE APPRECIATE YOUR INPUT! Crewbie's Missions!Contributor of the Day!Thanks to artists: Destro3979, Guthix121, Shivers21, and Unoalexi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultigamer Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 noob on fally square: noble sir, can i ask a question? me:yeah,shure noob:where's the bank? <> noob: thx, can u do the quest cape emote? since he's asking nicly and not spamming "emote plz" i do the emote noob: last question kind sir, noob: can i have some money plz? at this moment the seemingly nice player transforms into the standart noob and begins spaming "money plz" i go to fally park and continue my mole runs he didn't folo me. before he asked for money i really liked him, too bad :? became quest point master on: 21 dec 2007 2:43 pm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monegasque07 Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 I was woodcutting and a level 87 started talking The lvl 87: Omg, can you give me 500 yews, I lost a whip, d legs and a green mask at bounty hunter!!!!!!! I said: You lost a green at bounty???? The lvl 87: Yeah!!!!! I said: I don't believe you ... The lvl 87: It's really true, man!!! I said: How much did you buy your green? The lvl 87: I bought it 35M!! I said: Impossible! Green had never get over 23M ... After 2 or 3 minutes, He said: Oh, it was a red!! What a noob! A quand un monde fran̮̤̉̉ais? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kragg3802 Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 I was woodcutting and a level 87 started talking The lvl 87: Omg, can you give me 500 yews, I lost a whip, d legs and a green mask at bounty hunter!!!!!!! I said: You lost a green at bounty???? The lvl 87: Yeah!!!!! I said: I don't believe you ... The lvl 87: It's really true, man!!! I said: How much did you buy your green? The lvl 87: I bought it 35M!! I said: Impossible! Green had never get over 23M ... After 2 or 3 minutes, He said: Oh, it was a red!! What a noob! Standard Dharoks, emo's ultimate weapon if you know what i'm sayin. :lol:Very nice 10/10For a second when I was looking at your drop-list picture. Ilooked at the dragon longsword and said "They have a dragon longsword now??" ohh I'm tired :wall:..., then I noticed a gravestone where our tank was supposed to be and my health was a 1 digit number again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diib Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 I saw a newbie in lumbridge today. He asked for directions to Camelot. I wanted to tell him how to go there, starting from, say, Falador. So I asked him "Do you know where Falador is"? That must have looked really weird, a lvl 102 asking where falador is... "Noob" is an insult. "Noob" is overused. Be polite. Try to say "noob" less than once a day.Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bac_Talan Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 NOTE: The noob's spelling is not edited. That's actually how he spelled it. :shock: Noob: (trades) Noob: Giuix plz Me: ? Noob: Giuix Me: ?!?! Noob (over pm): I buy giuix *ignores* *noob follows me around for about 5 minutes until I take him off ignore :? Noob: (trades) *I accept trade* Noob puts up 55k and full rune Noob: Giuix *declines* Me: Is that even English? Noob: Giuix plz, i buy Me: What do you mean by "giuix"? Noob: Armor Me: Guthix? Noob: Yes Noob: I buy Me: Guthix isn't that cheap.. You offered about 200k, and Guthix is about 1mil Noob: Please Noob: I need it Me: I don't even have it Noob: Please Noob: Please Noob: Please Me: I can't because of the trade update.. Noob: Please i poor Me: I can't give it to you, and I wouldn't anyway Noob: Please i need it i'm poor you're rich *goes on for 5 minutes* *I log off due to disgust -.-* I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.Pics or it didn't happen. I hate my generation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 it's not fake, i just cut out all the trade requests he sent and im bad with image editing. Actually, the : symbol is too far back in the second one. Take a closer look: :shame: Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frizzlefry25 Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Ok one day i was telegrabbing the jewelery stuff in the varrok bank's basement. Noob: I'm gonna report u Me: y??? Noob: For stealing Some other dude: Ur allowed 2 do that Me: Ya noob Noob: I'll report u if u dont give me some of that stuff I just used varrok tele and hid in the general store's upstairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikmin_Warrior Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 May be hard to believe, but this happened the other day on my last day of being a f2p. Me:*Killing Hill Giants with range bhind a Safe spot* Level 79 N00b: Hey! Noob! Me: You talking to me? Level 79 N00b: Yeah, you ******* noob! Me: No need for that kind of language. Level 79 N00b: You stupid noob! This my Hill Giant, and Rangers ****! Me: I don't see your name on it. Level 79 N00b: Reported! Me: Why? Level 79 N00b: Cause your being a stupid spawn stealing cheap *** ranger noob! Me: Huh? Level 79 N00b: So you justgot repoted for macroing! Me: Jagex just got rid of macroing like this. And if I was a macro, how come I'm talking? Level 79 N00b: Because your stupid noob! Me: ......Said the noob. \ After that, no word in his chat bar was legible. He just continued to cuss until he logged off. I swear, the way people act to others who are a lower level then them.... _____________________________________________________________ Number 2! Yeah! (This was back when I first joined Runescape. I didn't even have a pair of Platelegs yet.) Me: *Walking to Varrock* Level 5 Noob: *Follows me* Me: Can I help you? Level 5 Noob: *Is a girl* Your such a hottie! Me: ? Level 5 Noob: Do you want to have *** with me? Me: Bleh... Level 5 Noob: C'mon hottie! Lets do it! Level 5 Noob: Right here, right now! Me: You are disgusting! Leave me alone! Level 5 Noob: I want you to **** me! I ran away as fast as I could. I finally lost the demented girl when I reached Fally. Of course, because I was a semi-noob back then, I panicked and was forced to tele to Lummy to get back to common ground. :oops: Rarest Drop: Obsidian Cape x3, TzHaar-Ket/Xil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hahahakilol Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 ^^ just doing some gnome deliveries when suddenly some pure starts saying noob to me. (He was 92 and I'm 90, he was wearing blue d'hide chaps, meaning his range wasn't that high). ..Just my luck.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catafrato Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Back in my one-algarism-level days... Me: Buying Iron Platebody! *I see a girl with an iron platebody* Me: Can I buy your plate? Her: only if you kiss me! Me: Ok...*blows kiss on her* Her: Here, have your platebody *She actually gives me the plate :shock: * Her: wanna be my bf? kiss me kiss me kiss me Me: Go away! I've kissed you for the platebody, that's enough! *she keeps following me and I panic* *I start running, she keeps following me* *I manage to lose her* Her (PMing): where are you hottie? kiss me! *I put her on ignore. She's still on the top of my ignore list* ~Quest cape owner since February 10th, 2008~~Proud member of the W22 Shilo Fishing Guild~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tha_big_guy Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 i just had one a few days ago..(in wildy black fortress) Noob:pls runes Me:i just need some to teleport.. (then a reverting werewolf comes and attacks him and he doesnt see it..) Noob:omg dont kill me Me:i cant.... Noob:u are killing me!!! noob:halp!!!! Me:... Noob:i give u runes if u help me!! (i try to kill the rev but he dies) Noob(in private):omg!!! gonna report u for not helping!! Me:i tried to help u,and u cant report someone for not helpin Noob:reported! :boohoo: :boohoo: so i just ignored him ~98% of rs players have attempted a scam. If your one of the 2% who haven't, copy this into your sig.. Always been F2P.Remmember the name... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casthewiz Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 wrong post? No witty signatures for me :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarg1010 Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 wrong post? how? where would this go otherwise? considering this thread has 176K+ views, i doubt its gunna be moved or locked... Unfinished netherrack symbol of Khorne. Never forget. ~creeper face w/single tear~ DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomy Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 I'm wondering if it's even possible to be that stupid. You'll find that most of these are fake... but a good read none-theless. It was in Draynor bank. It was a guy named Vrahokl*ader. Im MstrMonopoly. I saw it... mine was pretty real Actually most of them are real, its hard to fake stupidity. Heres mine from a little while ago. Lol just had to share that Wow lol, that guy needs a sense of humour :| (the guy behind the desk) Doomy edit: I like sheep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate_Felix Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 heres one for ya: N00B: how can i fly my kite? me: Huh? N00b: i got an iron kite! now how can i fly it? Me: drop it on the ground *n00b drops and it disappears after a while* N00b: where did it go???? me: it flew off to varrock *n00b runs to varrock* [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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