Lenin64 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 This happened in Cwars. There was a bit more pleading but it's not worth putting. I am on zammy team, so is noob. I have zammy flag. We are standing in a secluded corner. Noob: Let me have flag Me: No, I'm alright Noob: Let me have flag plz Me: No, I'm alright Noob: Plz Me: No, I'm alright Noob: My cousins a mod and shes gna ban u if u dont give me flag Me: Of course she is Noob: Shes gna ban u Me: Ok then Noob: In 10 seconds if u dont give me flag Me: Good for her Noob: 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Me: ..... Noob: Ur banned now if u dont give me flag Me: ..... Noob runs off into area full of sara. Noob: Follow me to zammy flag Noob: Zammy flag this way They all follow. I die. :cry: Sounds like the mssw... :wall: Except for the flag part. I was standing around somewhere, when this lvl 104 in a quest cape, robin hood hat, crystal bow, etc. Comes and says, completely randomly, "nerd" to me, a lvl 93 wearing karils, a whip, and anti-dragon shield. #-o Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
War_Junky_91 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Lol just had to share that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chewynuts1 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Me and my friend was talking about the movie "accept" Me-I was thirsty and hungry at the same time so i made a shrimp... lvl 3-Dude you cant be thirtsy on runescape... Me-I kno that noob... lvl3-Reprted for saying noob u little *swear* Then he asked a npc to go out with him(little wierd huh?) Then he asked me(Im a guy if u havent noticed) Then we laughed and ran away RS name-Robman497 TheNewAgedQuestGuy. IF you have problem with that my hellcat will eat ur foot!!!!!! Im not kidding it will!!!!!! COUNTDOWN TILL ALL QUEST R DONE. CURRENTlY:16 :-w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blitzman2b Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Lol this was funny :lol: Happened at Varock east oak tress yesterday. I'm cutting oaks with a fellow wc'er, when frogs appear noob- go away kid ( talking to frogs) he gets teled for not talking to them me- nice job #-o noob- u noob yu teled, me and turned me into a frog!!!! me- no that was the queen :lol: noob- leave noob or else me- or what? noob- ill own you me- ok lets go to the wildy ( we go to wildy i have nothing but team cape 66 and a mith scimmy he has a steel axe, def ammy and full iron. I own him :thumbsup: ) he pms me noob- u cheated noob! me- no you were just weak kid noob- watevea! reported for scamming noob then he logs.... :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blitzman2b Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Chewyguy. you can be thirsy, in the dessert of course. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 This happened in Cwars. There was a bit more pleading but it's not worth putting. I am on zammy team, so is noob. I have zammy flag. We are standing in a secluded corner. Noob: Let me have flag Me: No, I'm alright Noob: Let me have flag plz Me: No, I'm alright Noob: Plz Me: No, I'm alright Noob: My cousins a mod and shes gna ban u if u dont give me flag Me: Of course she is Noob: Shes gna ban u Me: Ok then Noob: In 10 seconds if u dont give me flag Me: Good for her Noob: 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Me: ..... Noob: Ur banned now if u dont give me flag Me: ..... Noob runs off into area full of sara. Noob: Follow me to zammy flag Noob: Zammy flag this way They all follow. I die. :cry: :lol: that bastard. :lol: Bannage :XD: so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 i am never going to lumby again :shock: wahaha omg :XD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloody_scife Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Noob: Selling green elegant legs 200k werth 250k! Me: Do you mean "worth?" Noob: O Noob: Selling green elegant legs 200k warth 250k! -.- 7,436th to 99 fishing on July 13, 2008 [hide=Quotes that I lol'd at]the day the fantastic four come into runescape, i will eat my socks. what kind of topic is this. ihaven't read it yetbut i now it must be stupid.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sally4th Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 God, noobs can be annoying. :evil: Anyways my story, Lil' history here, I was a member but now i'm F2P and i'm going back to members in a few days so my bank is full of members stuff i can't use. Me- Giving away steel mace! Noob- 0mgad j000 stopid nuberlit (nuberlit? what the...) Me- What? Noob- y0 frobb j0 stopid caus ya sell the steel mac!(okayyyyy...) Me- What in the world are you talking about? My computer is a Dell... Noob- Z0mg choo can't speaky the leeters! Me- (Gives away steel mace) Leeters? Okay go away please. (start to run away) Noob- (runs after me) Scamer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!1 Me- OK what do you want! Noob- Ur hottt! Me- God... Noob-Reported! Me- For what? Noob- Ch00 r racits(I think he meant racist) Me- Go away! *teleports to varrock where I run farther away from that idiot* Noobs these days.... Wish we could send people to jail... I got another and it was a while ago---- I'm near lumbridge and... Noob- Hi Me- Hi Noob- How much money you got? Me- 555million, why?(Not real amout- more like 50k) (Immediantly I a swamped ( :shock: )with lvl 3's to 25's and i'm lvl 37) Noob- OMG OMG! Noob1- Gimme money! Noob2- I own you! Noob3- Marry me! (And on and on) :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Me- Go away all of you! I am not giving away money! Shoo!(starts running and some start following me I finally tele when i'm in varrock) Runescape can be dangerous...And exspensive all these law runes are starting to add up :evil: :uhh: :ohnoes: Yes these stories are true. I would have taken screenies but I don't have the software or sumthing... EDIT: First of page! Go me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tryto Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 God, noobs can be annoying. Anyways my story, Lil' history here, I was a member but now i'm F2P and i'm going back to members in a few days so my bank is full of members stuff i can't use. Me- Giving away steel mace! Noob- 0mgad j000 stopid nuberlit (nuberlit? what the...) Me- What? Noob- y0 frobb j0 stopid caus ya sell the steel mac!(okayyyyy...) Me- What in the world are you talking about? My computer is a Dell... Noob- Z0mg choo can't speaky the leeters! Me- (Gives away steel mace) Leeters? Okay go away please. (start to run away) Noob- (runs after me) Scamer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!1 Me- OK what do you want! Noob- Ur hottt! Me- God... Noob-Reported! Me- For what? Noob- Ch00 r racits(I think he meant racist) Me- Go away! *teleports to varrock where I run farther away from that idiot* Noobs these days.... Wish we could send people to jail... I got another and it was a while ago---- I'm near lumbridge and... Noob- Hi Me- Hi Noob- How much money you got? Me- 555million, why?(Not real amout- more like 50k) (Immediantly I a swamped ( :shock: )with lvl 3's to 25's and i'm lvl 37) Noob- OMG OMG! Noob1- Gimme money! Noob2- I own you! Noob3- Marry me! (And on and on) :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Me- Go away all of you! I am not giving away money! Shoo!(starts running and some start following me I finally tele when i'm in varrock) Runescape can be dangerous...And exspensive all these law runes are starting to add up :evil: :uhh: :ohnoes: Yes these stories are true. I would have taken screenies but I don't have the software or sumthing... EDIT: First of page! Go me! We believe you. All you need is MSPaint. When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. ~Jonathan SwiftWebsite Updates/Corrections here. WE APPRECIATE YOUR INPUT! Crewbie's Missions!Contributor of the Day!Thanks to artists: Destro3979, Guthix121, Shivers21, and Unoalexi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casthewiz Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Somebody tried to convince my friend that he was a girl. =/ No witty signatures for me :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tryto Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Its funny that you're friends name is steve too. When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. ~Jonathan SwiftWebsite Updates/Corrections here. WE APPRECIATE YOUR INPUT! Crewbie's Missions!Contributor of the Day!Thanks to artists: Destro3979, Guthix121, Shivers21, and Unoalexi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFonseka Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Bystander: What weapon is that? Noob: It's member's and it's name is Obsidanse sword Bystander: Gool Bystander2:attk level to weild it? Noob: Idk Bystander: Rofl Said exactly 2432nd to 99 mining Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plugpoint Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 LMFAO this made me laugh SO hard! Hahahahaha :XD: :XD: :XD: Plugpoint92 : Edit: If you cba to click the link, it's the bottom pic in my sig :D Maxed 15/06/13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blitzman2b Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 lol this was pathetic........ -.- noob- free hill giants please me- hill giant is a monster noob-i pay 100gp then me- rofl -.- then i teled to varrock to go to GE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracomancer Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 ...We have now reached unprecedented levels of global stupidity... Current account: Dragonguy 87 Goals: Get members Get all skills 40+ Hehe, this is like Jagex telling half of Runescape players that they're [developmentally delayed]. Sort of. That's how I interpreted it. :P Runescape is why I support abortion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icecube Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 I'm standing in W2, Bandos section, alching while waiting for a Tassets seller. Player A: Buying Tassets 13M Player A: Buying Tassets 13M Player A: Buying Tassets 13M -still no one selling- Me: Buying Tassets 13.4M Player A: Nerd -Player A teleports away- Oh then another person, not really a noob, but.. Player B: Buying Tassets 13M Me: Buying Tassets 13.4M Player B: Buying Tassets 13M Me: Buying Tassets 13.4M Player B: Buying Tassets 13.5M -Player C comes up to him to sell for 13.5M- Player B: Nah, nvm I don't want to buy for that price anymore -I get the deal for 13.4M- Why does everyone hate me -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent1777 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 noob:Its illegal to mine iron ores and drop them Me:No its not Noob:yes it is stop mining these rock or im going to report u (i say nothing and continue mining the rocks) Noob:Reported now stop or im going to do it again Me:reported for what? Noob:scamming Me:Its not wrong Noob:Reported again (He wouldnt stop saying reported and he said he reported me 34 times) I didnt leave because I didnt want him to get his way... :notalk: Tip.It's Official Undercover Agent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iwannabehero Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Ok i overheard a group of ppl talking near varrok west bank. Player A: We r going to wildy!!. Player B: Kk cool, im following you. Player A: Kk, Player C, r u going to wildy too. Player C: Kk, I follow u. Player A: OMG Player B: What?? Player A: Err.. I forgot it. Where is wildy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
everhappy111 Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 wow, so funny. haha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenkana Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Noobs don't bother me... Why? Cause I'm only a lvl 83 and I wear inexpensive armour- proselytes with dds and Helm of Neitiznot. If the CORPORAL beast is this hard, imagine how hard a GENERAL or COLONEL beast would be. a corporal is not even an admirable rank in armies that use that ranking system. Yeah, it is a pking minigame, so any arguments anybody makes will probably be biased.The best way this will end :Everybody just says,"I'm not arguing with you anymore, goodbye."The worst way this will end: I don't really know, psychological warfare? Worldwide thermonuclear war? Pie eating contest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voldmort0 Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 LMFAO this made me laugh SO hard! Hahahahaha :XD: :XD: :XD: Plugpoint92 : Edit: If you cba to click the link, it's the bottom pic in my sig :Dwierd sense of humor tbh Runescaper since June 2005Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintballr Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 i just saw a lvl 84(male player) say to a lvl 98(female player) hey baby im the snow king wanna see my ice palace seemed really noobish to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcire Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Kcire4 14-Dec-2007 04:05:24 Megaborg 14-Dec-2007 04:03:37 Megaborg 14-Dec-2007 04:00:55 Megaborg 14-Dec-2007 03:57:51 Megaborg 14-Dec-2007 03:54:56 Megaborg 14-Dec-2007 03:50:40 wt* newb all bots will do is buy items * then when they sell them for realword money they will go 2 bh n die n then the person will have items instead of money then all they have 2 do is sell it at ge or wat eva stupied newb learn!!! ~mega~ ______ omfg, u da bigr n0obi3, g3t a lfe omg ______ lolz sorry i got a lyf newb _______ no u dun ________ how do i not have a lyf?? lolz ur acting all gangsta i bet ur the 1 asking every 1 if there quiting 4 items ______ I ned de phr33 intms ________ well get of ur lazy @** n use skills****, stake n wat do they do they take it away ur da biggest newb i have eva known lol stop begging ppl stupied newb quit if ur so sik of pplz ranting about this really bad update by jagex!!! _______ ur da bigger newb omfg _____ shame all u can think of is im da bigger newb if im such a newb how come im so much better then u n how come i spend less time on this game then u??? _____________-- bcuz u spend 2 mch tme on da pooper From the RSOF of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_Ewan_1 Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Some guy was wearing a wc skill cape and was in catherby bank and was cooking. noob: buy that cape with a tree on it. Guy: not tradeable, u need 99 in wc to get one. noob:liar guy:go away plz i am busy noob:give me cape or i will kill u, noob me: leave him alone, he doesn't want u pestering him noob:go away fr00b me:immature little idiots guy:go and cry to your mummy you idiot God i hate people like him Goals achieved: lvl 99 Cooking, Fishing and Fletching.Surrey CC and Liverpool FC fan for life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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