December 17, 200718 yr This happened in Cwars. There was a bit more pleading but it's not worth putting. I am on zammy team, so is noob. I have zammy flag. We are standing in a secluded corner. Noob: Let me have flag Me: No, I'm alright Noob: Let me have flag plz Me: No, I'm alright Noob: Plz Me: No, I'm alright Noob: My cousins a mod and shes gna ban u if u dont give me flag Me: Of course she is Noob: Shes gna ban u Me: Ok then Noob: In 10 seconds if u dont give me flag Me: Good for her Noob: 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Me: ..... Noob: Ur banned now if u dont give me flag Me: ..... Noob runs off into area full of sara. Noob: Follow me to zammy flag Noob: Zammy flag this way They all follow. I die. :cry: Sounds like the mssw... :wall: Except for the flag part. I was standing around somewhere, when this lvl 104 in a quest cape, robin hood hat, crystal bow, etc. Comes and says, completely randomly, "nerd" to me, a lvl 93 wearing karils, a whip, and anti-dragon shield. #-o Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
December 17, 200718 yr Me and my friend was talking about the movie "accept" Me-I was thirsty and hungry at the same time so i made a shrimp... lvl 3-Dude you cant be thirtsy on runescape... Me-I kno that noob... lvl3-Reprted for saying noob u little *swear* Then he asked a npc to go out with him(little wierd huh?) Then he asked me(Im a guy if u havent noticed) Then we laughed and ran away RS name-Robman497 TheNewAgedQuestGuy. IF you have problem with that my hellcat will eat ur foot!!!!!! Im not kidding it will!!!!!! COUNTDOWN TILL ALL QUEST R DONE. CURRENTlY:16 :-w
December 17, 200718 yr Lol this was funny :lol: Happened at Varock east oak tress yesterday. I'm cutting oaks with a fellow wc'er, when frogs appear noob- go away kid ( talking to frogs) he gets teled for not talking to them me- nice job #-o noob- u noob yu teled, me and turned me into a frog!!!! me- no that was the queen :lol: noob- leave noob or else me- or what? noob- ill own you me- ok lets go to the wildy ( we go to wildy i have nothing but team cape 66 and a mith scimmy he has a steel axe, def ammy and full iron. I own him :thumbsup: ) he pms me noob- u cheated noob! me- no you were just weak kid noob- watevea! reported for scamming noob then he logs.... :roll:
December 17, 200718 yr This happened in Cwars. There was a bit more pleading but it's not worth putting. I am on zammy team, so is noob. I have zammy flag. We are standing in a secluded corner. Noob: Let me have flag Me: No, I'm alright Noob: Let me have flag plz Me: No, I'm alright Noob: Plz Me: No, I'm alright Noob: My cousins a mod and shes gna ban u if u dont give me flag Me: Of course she is Noob: Shes gna ban u Me: Ok then Noob: In 10 seconds if u dont give me flag Me: Good for her Noob: 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Me: ..... Noob: Ur banned now if u dont give me flag Me: ..... Noob runs off into area full of sara. Noob: Follow me to zammy flag Noob: Zammy flag this way They all follow. I die. :cry: :lol: that bastard. :lol: Bannage :XD: so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide]
December 17, 200718 yr Noob: Selling green elegant legs 200k werth 250k! Me: Do you mean "worth?" Noob: O Noob: Selling green elegant legs 200k warth 250k! -.- 7,436th to 99 fishing on July 13, 2008 [hide=Quotes that I lol'd at]the day the fantastic four come into runescape, i will eat my socks. what kind of topic is this. ihaven't read it yetbut i now it must be stupid.[/hide]
December 17, 200718 yr God, noobs can be annoying. :evil: Anyways my story, Lil' history here, I was a member but now i'm F2P and i'm going back to members in a few days so my bank is full of members stuff i can't use. Me- Giving away steel mace! Noob- 0mgad j000 stopid nuberlit (nuberlit? what the...) Me- What? Noob- y0 frobb j0 stopid caus ya sell the steel mac!(okayyyyy...) Me- What in the world are you talking about? My computer is a Dell... Noob- Z0mg choo can't speaky the leeters! Me- (Gives away steel mace) Leeters? Okay go away please. (start to run away) Noob- (runs after me) Scamer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!1 Me- OK what do you want! Noob- Ur hottt! Me- God... Noob-Reported! Me- For what? Noob- Ch00 r racits(I think he meant racist) Me- Go away! *teleports to varrock where I run farther away from that idiot* Noobs these days.... Wish we could send people to jail... I got another and it was a while ago---- I'm near lumbridge and... Noob- Hi Me- Hi Noob- How much money you got? Me- 555million, why?(Not real amout- more like 50k) (Immediantly I a swamped ( :shock: )with lvl 3's to 25's and i'm lvl 37) Noob- OMG OMG! Noob1- Gimme money! Noob2- I own you! Noob3- Marry me! (And on and on) :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Me- Go away all of you! I am not giving away money! Shoo!(starts running and some start following me I finally tele when i'm in varrock) Runescape can be dangerous...And exspensive all these law runes are starting to add up :evil: :uhh: :ohnoes: Yes these stories are true. I would have taken screenies but I don't have the software or sumthing... EDIT: First of page! Go me!
December 17, 200718 yr God, noobs can be annoying. Anyways my story, Lil' history here, I was a member but now i'm F2P and i'm going back to members in a few days so my bank is full of members stuff i can't use. Me- Giving away steel mace! Noob- 0mgad j000 stopid nuberlit (nuberlit? what the...) Me- What? Noob- y0 frobb j0 stopid caus ya sell the steel mac!(okayyyyy...) Me- What in the world are you talking about? My computer is a Dell... Noob- Z0mg choo can't speaky the leeters! Me- (Gives away steel mace) Leeters? Okay go away please. (start to run away) Noob- (runs after me) Scamer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!1 Me- OK what do you want! Noob- Ur hottt! Me- God... Noob-Reported! Me- For what? Noob- Ch00 r racits(I think he meant racist) Me- Go away! *teleports to varrock where I run farther away from that idiot* Noobs these days.... Wish we could send people to jail... I got another and it was a while ago---- I'm near lumbridge and... Noob- Hi Me- Hi Noob- How much money you got? Me- 555million, why?(Not real amout- more like 50k) (Immediantly I a swamped ( :shock: )with lvl 3's to 25's and i'm lvl 37) Noob- OMG OMG! Noob1- Gimme money! Noob2- I own you! Noob3- Marry me! (And on and on) :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Me- Go away all of you! I am not giving away money! Shoo!(starts running and some start following me I finally tele when i'm in varrock) Runescape can be dangerous...And exspensive all these law runes are starting to add up :evil: :uhh: :ohnoes: Yes these stories are true. I would have taken screenies but I don't have the software or sumthing... EDIT: First of page! Go me! We believe you. All you need is MSPaint. When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. ~Jonathan SwiftWebsite Updates/Corrections here. WE APPRECIATE YOUR INPUT! Crewbie's Missions!Contributor of the Day!Thanks to artists: Destro3979, Guthix121, Shivers21, and Unoalexi.
December 17, 200718 yr Somebody tried to convince my friend that he was a girl. =/ No witty signatures for me :(
December 17, 200718 yr Its funny that you're friends name is steve too. When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. ~Jonathan SwiftWebsite Updates/Corrections here. WE APPRECIATE YOUR INPUT! Crewbie's Missions!Contributor of the Day!Thanks to artists: Destro3979, Guthix121, Shivers21, and Unoalexi.
December 18, 200718 yr Bystander: What weapon is that? Noob: It's member's and it's name is Obsidanse sword Bystander: Gool Bystander2:attk level to weild it? Noob: Idk Bystander: Rofl Said exactly 2432nd to 99 mining
December 18, 200718 yr LMFAO this made me laugh SO hard! Hahahahaha :XD: :XD: :XD: Plugpoint92 : Edit: If you cba to click the link, it's the bottom pic in my sig :D Maxed 15/06/13
December 18, 200718 yr lol this was pathetic........ -.- noob- free hill giants please me- hill giant is a monster noob-i pay 100gp then me- rofl -.- then i teled to varrock to go to GE.
December 19, 200718 yr ...We have now reached unprecedented levels of global stupidity... Current account: Dragonguy 87 Goals: Get members Get all skills 40+ Hehe, this is like Jagex telling half of Runescape players that they're [developmentally delayed]. Sort of. That's how I interpreted it. :P Runescape is why I support abortion.
December 19, 200718 yr I'm standing in W2, Bandos section, alching while waiting for a Tassets seller. Player A: Buying Tassets 13M Player A: Buying Tassets 13M Player A: Buying Tassets 13M -still no one selling- Me: Buying Tassets 13.4M Player A: Nerd -Player A teleports away- Oh then another person, not really a noob, but.. Player B: Buying Tassets 13M Me: Buying Tassets 13.4M Player B: Buying Tassets 13M Me: Buying Tassets 13.4M Player B: Buying Tassets 13.5M -Player C comes up to him to sell for 13.5M- Player B: Nah, nvm I don't want to buy for that price anymore -I get the deal for 13.4M- Why does everyone hate me -.-
December 19, 200718 yr noob:Its illegal to mine iron ores and drop them Me:No its not Noob:yes it is stop mining these rock or im going to report u (i say nothing and continue mining the rocks) Noob:Reported now stop or im going to do it again Me:reported for what? Noob:scamming Me:Its not wrong Noob:Reported again (He wouldnt stop saying reported and he said he reported me 34 times) I didnt leave because I didnt want him to get his way... :notalk: Tip.It's Official Undercover Agent
December 20, 200718 yr Ok i overheard a group of ppl talking near varrok west bank. Player A: We r going to wildy!!. Player B: Kk cool, im following you. Player A: Kk, Player C, r u going to wildy too. Player C: Kk, I follow u. Player A: OMG Player B: What?? Player A: Err.. I forgot it. Where is wildy?
December 20, 200718 yr Noobs don't bother me... Why? Cause I'm only a lvl 83 and I wear inexpensive armour- proselytes with dds and Helm of Neitiznot. If the CORPORAL beast is this hard, imagine how hard a GENERAL or COLONEL beast would be. a corporal is not even an admirable rank in armies that use that ranking system. Yeah, it is a pking minigame, so any arguments anybody makes will probably be biased.The best way this will end :Everybody just says,"I'm not arguing with you anymore, goodbye."The worst way this will end: I don't really know, psychological warfare? Worldwide thermonuclear war? Pie eating contest?
December 20, 200718 yr LMFAO this made me laugh SO hard! Hahahahaha :XD: :XD: :XD: Plugpoint92 : Edit: If you cba to click the link, it's the bottom pic in my sig :Dwierd sense of humor tbh Runescaper since June 2005Blog
December 20, 200718 yr i just saw a lvl 84(male player) say to a lvl 98(female player) hey baby im the snow king wanna see my ice palace seemed really noobish to me
December 20, 200718 yr Kcire4 14-Dec-2007 04:05:24 Megaborg 14-Dec-2007 04:03:37 Megaborg 14-Dec-2007 04:00:55 Megaborg 14-Dec-2007 03:57:51 Megaborg 14-Dec-2007 03:54:56 Megaborg 14-Dec-2007 03:50:40 wt* newb all bots will do is buy items * then when they sell them for realword money they will go 2 bh n die n then the person will have items instead of money then all they have 2 do is sell it at ge or wat eva stupied newb learn!!! ~mega~ ______ omfg, u da bigr n0obi3, g3t a lfe omg ______ lolz sorry i got a lyf newb _______ no u dun ________ how do i not have a lyf?? lolz ur acting all gangsta i bet ur the 1 asking every 1 if there quiting 4 items ______ I ned de phr33 intms ________ well get of ur lazy @** n use skills****, stake n wat do they do they take it away ur da biggest newb i have eva known lol stop begging ppl stupied newb quit if ur so sik of pplz ranting about this really bad update by jagex!!! _______ ur da bigger newb omfg _____ shame all u can think of is im da bigger newb if im such a newb how come im so much better then u n how come i spend less time on this game then u??? _____________-- bcuz u spend 2 mch tme on da pooper From the RSOF of course.
December 20, 200718 yr Some guy was wearing a wc skill cape and was in catherby bank and was cooking. noob: buy that cape with a tree on it. Guy: not tradeable, u need 99 in wc to get one. noob:liar guy:go away plz i am busy noob:give me cape or i will kill u, noob me: leave him alone, he doesn't want u pestering him noob:go away fr00b me:immature little idiots guy:go and cry to your mummy you idiot God i hate people like him Goals achieved: lvl 99 Cooking, Fishing and Fletching.Surrey CC and Liverpool FC fan for life!
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