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Noobs say the funniest things!

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This happened in Cwars. There was a bit more pleading but it's not worth putting.

 

I am on zammy team, so is noob. I have zammy flag. We are standing in a secluded corner.

 

 

 

Noob: Let me have flag

 

Me: No, I'm alright

 

Noob: Let me have flag plz

 

Me: No, I'm alright

 

Noob: Plz

 

Me: No, I'm alright

 

Noob: My cousins a mod and shes gna ban u if u dont give me flag

 

Me: Of course she is

 

Noob: Shes gna ban u

 

Me: Ok then

 

Noob: In 10 seconds if u dont give me flag

 

Me: Good for her

 

Noob: 10

 

9

 

8

 

7

 

6

 

5

 

4

 

3

 

2

 

1

 

Me: .....

 

Noob: Ur banned now if u dont give me flag

 

Me: .....

 

 

 

Noob runs off into area full of sara.

 

 

 

Noob: Follow me to zammy flag

 

Noob: Zammy flag this way

 

 

 

They all follow. I die. :cry:

 

Sounds like the mssw... :wall: Except for the flag part.

 

 

 

I was standing around somewhere, when this lvl 104 in a quest cape, robin hood hat, crystal bow, etc. Comes and says, completely randomly, "nerd" to me, a lvl 93 wearing karils, a whip, and anti-dragon shield. #-o

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  • So my friend said "There's no more quests?" It was then that he was informed about the noticeboard :rolleyes: .

Me and my friend was talking about the movie "accept"

 

 

 

Me-I was thirsty and hungry at the same time so i made a shrimp...

 

lvl 3-Dude you cant be thirtsy on runescape...

 

Me-I kno that noob...

 

lvl3-Reprted for saying noob u little *swear*

 

 

 

Then he asked a npc to go out with him(little wierd huh?)

 

 

 

Then he asked me(Im a guy if u havent noticed)

 

 

 

Then we laughed and ran away

RS name-Robman497 TheNewAgedQuestGuy.

 

IF you have problem with that my hellcat will eat ur foot!!!!!! Im not kidding it will!!!!!!

 

COUNTDOWN TILL ALL QUEST R DONE. CURRENTlY:16 :-w

Lol this was funny :lol:

 

Happened at Varock east oak tress yesterday.

 

 

 

I'm cutting oaks with a fellow wc'er, when frogs appear

 

noob- go away kid ( talking to frogs)

 

he gets teled for not talking to them

 

me- nice job #-o

 

noob- u noob yu teled, me and turned me into a frog!!!!

 

me- no that was the queen :lol:

 

noob- leave noob or else

 

me- or what?

 

noob- ill own you

 

me- ok lets go to the wildy

 

( we go to wildy i have nothing but team cape 66 and a mith scimmy he has a steel axe, def ammy and full iron. I own him :thumbsup: )

 

he pms me

 

noob- u cheated noob!

 

me- no you were just weak kid

 

noob- watevea! reported for scamming noob

 

 

 

then he logs.... :roll:

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Chewyguy. you can be thirsy, in the dessert of course. :D

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This happened in Cwars. There was a bit more pleading but it's not worth putting.

 

I am on zammy team, so is noob. I have zammy flag. We are standing in a secluded corner.

 

 

 

Noob: Let me have flag

 

Me: No, I'm alright

 

Noob: Let me have flag plz

 

Me: No, I'm alright

 

Noob: Plz

 

Me: No, I'm alright

 

Noob: My cousins a mod and shes gna ban u if u dont give me flag

 

Me: Of course she is

 

Noob: Shes gna ban u

 

Me: Ok then

 

Noob: In 10 seconds if u dont give me flag

 

Me: Good for her

 

Noob: 10

 

9

 

8

 

7

 

6

 

5

 

4

 

3

 

2

 

1

 

Me: .....

 

Noob: Ur banned now if u dont give me flag

 

Me: .....

 

 

 

Noob runs off into area full of sara.

 

 

 

Noob: Follow me to zammy flag

 

Noob: Zammy flag this way

 

 

 

They all follow. I die. :cry:

:lol: that bastard. :lol:

 

 

 

Bannage :XD:

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

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The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

i am never going to lumby again :shock:

 

 

 

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wahaha omg :XD:

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Noob: Selling green elegant legs 200k werth 250k!

 

Me: Do you mean "worth?"

 

Noob: O

 

Noob: Selling green elegant legs 200k warth 250k!

 

 

 

-.-

7,436th to 99 fishing on July 13, 2008

 

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the day the fantastic four come into runescape, i will eat my socks.

what kind of topic is this. ihaven't read it yet

but i now it must be stupid.

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God, noobs can be annoying. :evil:

 

 

 

Anyways my story,

 

 

 

Lil' history here, I was a member but now i'm F2P

 

and i'm going back to members in a few days so my bank is full of members stuff i can't use.

 

 

 

Me- Giving away steel mace!

 

Noob- 0mgad j000 stopid nuberlit (nuberlit? what the...)

 

Me- What?

 

Noob- y0 frobb j0 stopid caus ya sell the steel mac!(okayyyyy...)

 

Me- What in the world are you talking about? My computer is a Dell...

 

Noob- Z0mg choo can't speaky the leeters!

 

Me- (Gives away steel mace) Leeters? Okay go away please. (start to run away)

 

Noob- (runs after me) Scamer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!1

 

Me- OK what do you want!

 

Noob- Ur hottt!

 

Me- God...

 

Noob-Reported!

 

Me- For what?

 

Noob- Ch00 r racits(I think he meant racist)

 

Me- Go away! *teleports to varrock where I run farther away from that idiot*

 

 

 

 

 

Noobs these days.... Wish we could send people to jail...

 

 

 

I got another and it was a while ago----

 

 

 

I'm near lumbridge and...

 

 

 

Noob- Hi

 

Me- Hi

 

Noob- How much money you got?

 

Me- 555million, why?(Not real amout- more like 50k)

 

(Immediantly I a swamped ( :shock: )with lvl 3's to 25's and i'm lvl 37)

 

Noob- OMG OMG!

 

Noob1- Gimme money!

 

Noob2- I own you!

 

Noob3- Marry me!

 

(And on and on) :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

 

Me- Go away all of you! I am not giving away money! Shoo!(starts running and some start following me I finally tele when i'm in varrock)

 

 

 

Runescape can be dangerous...And exspensive all these law runes are starting to add up :evil: :uhh: :ohnoes:

 

 

 

Yes these stories are true. I would have taken screenies but I don't have the software or sumthing... <.<

 

 

 

EDIT: First of page! Go me!

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God, noobs can be annoying.

 

 

 

Anyways my story,

 

 

 

Lil' history here, I was a member but now i'm F2P

 

and i'm going back to members in a few days so my bank is full of members stuff i can't use.

 

 

 

Me- Giving away steel mace!

 

Noob- 0mgad j000 stopid nuberlit (nuberlit? what the...)

 

Me- What?

 

Noob- y0 frobb j0 stopid caus ya sell the steel mac!(okayyyyy...)

 

Me- What in the world are you talking about? My computer is a Dell...

 

Noob- Z0mg choo can't speaky the leeters!

 

Me- (Gives away steel mace) Leeters? Okay go away please. (start to run away)

 

Noob- (runs after me) Scamer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!1

 

Me- OK what do you want!

 

Noob- Ur hottt!

 

Me- God...

 

Noob-Reported!

 

Me- For what?

 

Noob- Ch00 r racits(I think he meant racist)

 

Me- Go away! *teleports to varrock where I run farther away from that idiot*

 

 

 

 

 

Noobs these days.... Wish we could send people to jail...

 

 

 

I got another and it was a while ago----

 

 

 

I'm near lumbridge and...

 

 

 

Noob- Hi

 

Me- Hi

 

Noob- How much money you got?

 

Me- 555million, why?(Not real amout- more like 50k)

 

(Immediantly I a swamped ( :shock: )with lvl 3's to 25's and i'm lvl 37)

 

Noob- OMG OMG!

 

Noob1- Gimme money!

 

Noob2- I own you!

 

Noob3- Marry me!

 

(And on and on) :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

 

Me- Go away all of you! I am not giving away money! Shoo!(starts running and some start following me I finally tele when i'm in varrock)

 

 

 

Runescape can be dangerous...And exspensive all these law runes are starting to add up :evil: :uhh: :ohnoes:

 

 

 

Yes these stories are true. I would have taken screenies but I don't have the software or sumthing... <.<

 

 

 

EDIT: First of page! Go me!

 

 

 

We believe you. All you need is MSPaint.

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Somebody tried to convince my friend that he was a girl. =/

No witty signatures for me :(

Its funny that you're friends name is steve too.

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Bystander: What weapon is that?

 

Noob: It's member's and it's name is Obsidanse sword

 

Bystander: Gool

 

Bystander2:attk level to weild it?

 

Noob: Idk

 

Bystander: Rofl

 

 

 

Said exactly

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2432nd to 99 mining

LMFAO this made me laugh SO hard!

 

 

 

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Hahahahaha :XD: :XD: :XD:

 

Plugpoint92 ::'

 

 

 

Edit: If you cba to click the link, it's the bottom pic in my sig :D

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lol this was pathetic........ -.-

 

noob- free hill giants please

 

me- hill giant is a monster

 

noob-i pay 100gp then

 

me- rofl

 

 

 

-.- then i teled to varrock to go to GE.

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...We have now reached unprecedented levels of global stupidity...

Current account: Dragonguy 87

 

Goals: Get members

Get all skills 40+

 

Hehe, this is like Jagex telling half of Runescape players that they're [developmentally delayed]. Sort of. That's how I interpreted it. :P

 

Runescape is why I support abortion.

I'm standing in W2, Bandos section, alching while waiting for a Tassets seller.

 

 

 

Player A: Buying Tassets 13M

 

Player A: Buying Tassets 13M

 

Player A: Buying Tassets 13M

 

-still no one selling-

 

Me: Buying Tassets 13.4M

 

Player A: Nerd

 

-Player A teleports away-

 

 

 

Oh then another person, not really a noob, but..

 

 

 

Player B: Buying Tassets 13M

 

Me: Buying Tassets 13.4M

 

Player B: Buying Tassets 13M

 

Me: Buying Tassets 13.4M

 

Player B: Buying Tassets 13.5M

 

-Player C comes up to him to sell for 13.5M-

 

Player B: Nah, nvm I don't want to buy for that price anymore

 

-I get the deal for 13.4M-

 

 

 

Why does everyone hate me -.-

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noob:Its illegal to mine iron ores and drop them

 

Me:No its not

 

Noob:yes it is stop mining these rock or im going to report u

 

(i say nothing and continue mining the rocks)

 

Noob:Reported now stop or im going to do it again

 

Me:reported for what?

 

Noob:scamming

 

Me:Its not wrong

 

Noob:Reported again

 

(He wouldnt stop saying reported and he said he reported me 34 times)

 

I didnt leave because I didnt want him to get his way... :notalk:

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Ok i overheard a group of ppl talking near varrok west bank.

 

 

 

Player A: We r going to wildy!!.

 

Player B: Kk cool, im following you.

 

Player A: Kk, Player C, r u going to wildy too.

 

Player C: Kk, I follow u.

 

Player A: OMG

 

Player B: What??

 

Player A: Err.. I forgot it. Where is wildy?

Noobs don't bother me... Why? Cause I'm only a lvl 83 and I wear inexpensive armour- proselytes with dds and Helm of Neitiznot.

If the CORPORAL beast is this hard, imagine how hard a GENERAL or COLONEL beast would be. a corporal is not even an admirable rank in armies that use that ranking system.

 

Yeah, it is a pking minigame, so any arguments anybody makes will probably be biased.

The best way this will end :Everybody just says,"I'm not arguing with you anymore, goodbye."

The worst way this will end: I don't really know, psychological warfare? Worldwide thermonuclear war? Pie eating contest?

LMFAO this made me laugh SO hard!

 

 

 

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Hahahahaha :XD: :XD: :XD:

 

Plugpoint92 ::'

 

 

 

Edit: If you cba to click the link, it's the bottom pic in my sig :D

wierd sense of humor tbh

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i just saw a lvl 84(male player) say to a lvl 98(female player)

 

 

 

hey baby im the snow king wanna see my ice palace

 

 

 

seemed really noobish to me

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Megaborg

 

 

 

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Megaborg

 

 

 

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Megaborg

 

 

 

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Megaborg

 

 

 

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Megaborg

 

 

 

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wt* newb all bots will do is buy items * then when they sell them for realword money they will go 2 bh n die n then the person will have items instead of money then all they have 2 do is sell it at ge or wat eva

 

 

 

stupied newb learn!!!

 

 

 

~mega~

 

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omfg, u da bigr n0obi3, g3t a lfe omg

 

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lolz sorry i got a lyf newb

 

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no u dun

 

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how do i not have a lyf??

 

 

 

lolz ur acting all gangsta

 

 

 

i bet ur the 1 asking every 1 if there quiting 4 items

 

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I ned de phr33 intms

 

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well get of ur lazy @** n use skills****, stake n wat do they do they take it away ur da biggest newb i have eva known lol

 

stop begging ppl stupied newb quit if ur so sik of pplz ranting about this really bad update by jagex!!!

 

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ur da bigger newb omfg

 

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shame all u can think of is im da bigger newb

 

 

 

if im such a newb how come im so much better then u n how come i spend less time on this game then u???

 

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bcuz u spend 2 mch tme on da pooper

 

 

From the RSOF of course.

Some guy was wearing a wc skill cape and was in catherby bank and was cooking.

 

 

 

noob: buy that cape with a tree on it.

 

Guy: not tradeable, u need 99 in wc to get one.

 

noob:liar

 

guy:go away plz i am busy

 

noob:give me cape or i will kill u, noob

 

me: leave him alone, he doesn't want u pestering him

 

noob:go away fr00b

 

me:immature little idiots

 

guy:go and cry to your mummy you idiot

 

 

 

God i hate people like him

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