Twibb Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 I've never quite encountered all these noobs as the rest of you had. Probably once I get a trillion more levels, then maybe I can get these GREEEAAATTT encounters. (Sarcasm) I had one, a long while back. This noob said he was giving away 500k, and a bunch of us followed him. Noob: Ok to get 500k we play the trust game. Me: I was right, its a scam. (I left at this point. Curious to see what was still happening, I found everyone else still milling about. Apparently he forgot to get the 500k...Never came back. One guy lost a rune 2h...Not really funny, or long, but Its all I got.) Well, there was the one time when I was called a noob, not newb, for being level 5 combat. Understand, I had joined not that long ago plus the fact I considered myself a mega skiller at that point. I was cutting willows in Lumbridge at the time. Why can't people find the difference between 3 letters? (oo same letters) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sulpheric Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Lol, hey guys, I'm a bit new to the board, but I just got a pretty cool encounter. A team of 2 people, playing up the sport of "Giving away free rune." Doing that right in lumbridge castle, I follow to find out what was up. Names: Me, Scammer, Scam-Help Me: I wonder what this is about... Scammer: I'm giving away free rune, follow me. (Wait roughly 1 minute) Scam-Help: Whoo I just got free rune. Scammer: Ok go downstairs (Me + Others follow) Scammer: This is how it works, give me stuff, and I'll give it back, whoever gives the best item gets the rune. Me: Both Reported for Item Scamming Scam-Help: Oh yeah, well you are too, noob Scam-Help: I know mods lol Me: Right... This continues as they hop worlds and scam people. I follow them out of sheer amusement and try to stop people from getting scammed. I wonder if I should hyper-cam it... -South, North, East, West - Up, Down, Right, Left--Fire, Water, Earth, Air - Kill, Examine, Loot, Share- -Mine, Craft, Smith, Pray - Cook, Fletch, Fish, Slay- -Stab, Block, Eat, Run - Spells, Skills, Emotes, Fun-Name: Sulpheric's Runescape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk1llz0fg0dz Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 me-why don't you try selling it on the forums? "friend"-what? me-the forums, you know, on runescapes website "friend"-i have no idea what your talking about me-your joking... "friend"-no i am not I can't see how he could get to lvl 90 or w/e lvl he is without knowing what the forums are #-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reztral Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Dateline: Monday, December 31 2007 1:35 am. I was patronizng the Grand Exchange when some noobs were badgering this guy about his purple partyhat. They seemed to be very excited to see one, as if they had never seen on before. Anyway, one of the noobs proceeds to offer the guy with the partyhat the armor (granite platebody) and shield (obsidian shield) he was wearing and noted that the two items were worth a total of about 200k. I asked the guy that offerred this stuff if he knew how much the hat was worth and he said that it was worth 300mil, even though it is "only" 177mil, so the guy at least knew that it was expensive. After laughing at the guy and buying some stuff, he continues to badger the guy with the hat, even asking if he could have a free one. At this point, I told the guy with the partyhat to run, and he promptly teleported. --8727th person to achieve 99 Fishing on 8/19/2008----6012th person to achieve 99 Thieving on 10/12/2008--R.I.P. October 31, 2013 99 Fletching 7/16/2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icecube Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 *Training magic at Castle Wars bank (currently enchanting)* Girl: Selling 22.3k natures runes Player A: Hey I'll buy 20k for 200 ea Player A: That means 4m Girl: ok i sell Me: I'll buy them all for 250 each. Girl: all? Me: Yes Girl: ok -I get out money, send trade offer- -3 minutes pass- Me: Are you going to sell? -No answer- -She disappears, I add her- -Now I PM- Me: Are you selling the nature runes still? Girl: What? Girl Who are you? Girl: How did you know I was selling nature runes Girl: I'm reporting you for making me feel scared Girl: Yes I'm still selling the nature runes Me: Ok, where do you want to meet? -No answer for 5+ minute- I give up -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kragg3802 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 *Training magic at Castle Wars bank (currently enchanting)* Girl: Selling 22.3k natures runes Player A: Hey I'll buy 20k for 200 ea Player A: That means 4m Girl: ok i sell Me: I'll buy them all for 250 each. Girl: all? Me: Yes Girl: ok -I get out money, send trade offer- -3 minutes pass- Me: Are you going to sell? -No answer- -She disappears, I add her- -Now I PM- Me: Are you selling the nature runes still? Girl: What? Girl Who are you? Girl: How did you know I was selling nature runes Girl: I'm reporting you for making me feel scared Girl: Yes I'm still selling the nature runes Me: Ok, where do you want to meet? -No answer for 5+ minute- I give up -.- sclerosis :-k Dharoks, emo's ultimate weapon if you know what i'm sayin. :lol:Very nice 10/10For a second when I was looking at your drop-list picture. Ilooked at the dragon longsword and said "They have a dragon longsword now??" ohh I'm tired :wall:..., then I noticed a gravestone where our tank was supposed to be and my health was a 1 digit number again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDawn Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 ive just had the most annoying encounter with a noob.... i decide to go to clan wars when i get there 2 teams are about to fight so i join the one with the least players (they were also the weaker players) we win the 3 rounds that we have after each one the leader of the opposing team says (note he is lvl 95) leader: we owned you cheaters! me: umm....how? leader: because you cheated! me: how did we cheat? leader: because you ate and prayed and we said no food or prayer or pots! me: we never agreed on that and besides we didnt eat or pray or pot anyway. leader: yes you nubs did! all of our team including me show him our inventorys none of them have pots or food leader: thats because you ate it all! me: then lets fight again leader: fine nubs we begin the fight and our team wins again leader: cheaters! my leader: i gotta go now guys cya later all of our team leaves except me leader: we owned you every round nub me: want to prove it 1v1? leader: fine ill own you nub we fight 1v1 and i win leader: cheater! i said no pots pray or food me: i don't have any food or pots and i didnt pray we fight again and i win again when we get back to lobby his friend is there leader: i just owned this cheating nub me: no you didnt. leader: yes i did you cheater leaders friend: did he eat? leader: yes he did me: no i didnt you lier! leaders friend: sad... leader: fine lets go to duel arena and ill own you there me: fine we go to duel arena and he sets the rules as no food no drinks no prayer no range no mage no specs and we accept i completly destroy him again with his friend watching leader: i win again you cheater me: how did i cheat? leader: you potted me: you turned drinks off so i couldnt have leader: then you must have hacked runescape and changed it before we fought me: you can't hack runescape leaders friend: yes you can my friend (number 1 player) did it and made himself top of scores me: you sir, are an idiot leader: it's that armour then nub fight me without it! me: (im wearing dharoks) fine i kill him yet again wearing no armour and only dharok axe leader: cheating nub! me: .......... leader: im going to get the creator of the internet to ban your account and send you back to pakistan you [cabbage]!!! i report him for offensive language me: who's that then. leader: chuck norris duh! me: roflmao!!!!!!! i throw him and his friend to ignore and log out to post here woops! that carried on quite a bit. That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shivers21 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 I've never quite encountered all these noobs as the rest of you had. Probably once I get a trillion more levels, then maybe I can get these GREEEAAATTT encounters. (Sarcasm) I had one, a long while back. This noob said he was giving away 500k, and a bunch of us followed him. Noob: Ok to get 500k we play the trust game. Me: I was right, its a scam. (I left at this point. Curious to see what was still happening, I found everyone else still milling about. Apparently he forgot to get the 500k...Never came back. One guy lost a rune 2h...Not really funny, or long, but Its all I got.) Well, there was the one time when I was called a noob, not newb, for being level 5 combat. Understand, I had joined not that long ago plus the fact I considered myself a mega skiller at that point. I was cutting willows in Lumbridge at the time. Why can't people find the difference between 3 letters? (oo same letters) i lost full black g to one of these :uhh: On topic: I was at cammlot bar; Noob: can i have 2 gp for a beer? Me: sure here *trades him 2 gp* Noob: thanks! Noob: can i have 2 gp for a beer pleezzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!1!!1 me: you havent even bought a beer yet! noob: 2 gp for a beer pleezzz me: sighz.. here *trades 1k to the guy* me: now you can buy all the beer you want! noob: omfg just give me 2 gp! me: only if you spend the 1k and drink 500 beers. noob: does some e-mote.. me: ermz... what? noob: ok if you done give me 2 gp i will ask someone else. at this point i got to tired of trying i just went away... {DeviantART}{Last.Fm}{Join Sublime GFX, great community for artists!}Back to RuneScape, Again.Avatar by Brian The Great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerfan Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Noob: Selling black chicken 100k Me: okay ill do it for 50k Noob: no way last time this sold for 200 k Me: lol Me: B SALE Noob: *pesters me with trade requests* Me: *offers rune longsword, 100 coal, 300 iron* Noob: ZOMG I GIVE YOU RARE BLACK CHICKEN FOR THAT Me: Let me see Noob: *offers burnt chicken* Me: lol *declines* Noob: fine Noob: im so good Noob: buying big bones Level 82: ill sell them to you 300 ea Noob: okay thats very good deal Level 82: i dont want burnt chicken tho Noob: black chicken you mean okay Noob: wat! you item scammer Noob: everybody knows big bones take up 8 item slots Level 82: lol. look stay here okay We're in Draynor, so guy and me goes to chicken pits and burn the chicken on purpose. We come back with four burnt chickens each. Noob: ZOMG those chickens are worthless. Level 82: there worth 100k a piece Noob: i lied Noob: but im really jagex Noob: you noobs Noob: look how much money i have Noob: *shows me 1800 gp* Me: lol even i have 20K and i just bought all my rune stuff Level 82: *shows noob 270K* Noob: OMG YOU HACKER REPORTED FOR IMPERSONATING JAGEX Noob: Jagex is the best player. hes really me Noob: my mains are jagez and zezima Noob: when youre almost as good as jagex then youre impersonating him Noob: so youre reported. NUBS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH Noob: jagex is combat levl 1000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracomancer Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 I'm wondering if it's even possible to be that stupid. Current account: Dragonguy 87 Goals: Get members Get all skills 40+ Hehe, this is like Jagex telling half of Runescape players that they're [developmentally delayed]. Sort of. That's how I interpreted it. :P Runescape is why I support abortion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 :wall: :mrgreen: Gareth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sprout_teh_druid Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 I'm wondering if it's even possible to be that stupid. You'll find that most of these are fake... but a good read none-theless. Can be looted to obtain a variable item and reobtain the imp jar. If you are insane, it can instead be exchanged for impling jars from Elnock Inquisitor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mega_vegeta6 Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 I'm wondering if it's even possible to be that stupid. We talkin' bout tha same game aint we? :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerfan Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 I'm wondering if it's even possible to be that stupid. You'll find that most of these are fake... but a good read none-theless. It was in Draynor bank. It was a guy named Vrahokl*ader. Im MstrMonopoly. I saw it... mine was pretty real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 We're in Draynor, so guy and me goes to chicken pits and burn the chicken on purpose. We come back with four burnt chickens each. What are the chicken pits? Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairness Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 That little garden with the white and brown chickens. The house has a dog to whom you can give bones. You're being watched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
War_Junky_91 Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 I'm wondering if it's even possible to be that stupid. You'll find that most of these are fake... but a good read none-theless. It was in Draynor bank. It was a guy named Vrahokl*ader. Im MstrMonopoly. I saw it... mine was pretty real Actually most of them are real, its hard to fake stupidity. Heres mine from a little while ago. Lol just had to share that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordcannicus Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 It's acutally sad he doesn't have a job or go to school lol, ah well, hope the sacrafice was worth it, congratz :?.^lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkie_Joe Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 Well, since my private chat is 'On' all the time, I get alot of scammers and beggars messaging me. Since this scammer was so obvious, I decided (and I suggest that You all do this, when a scammer, patheticly, wants to scam you. It should provide you with a decent laugh) I'd play along on the scam, to see his reaction. Of course, I didn't enter any of the sites, nor should any of You - Warning!: Do not enter any of the sites mentioned in the picture - they will steal your account, so don't even think of it :XD: Thanks to Jwrm22 for helping me with the signature :DHave a look at my 'Land of Fakes'Private chat ON, give me a HYT and I'll HYT you back :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psvstef Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 lmao! that's a good one. steel to mine! haha :mrgreen: :thumbsup: Gareth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgelemmons Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 newb: hey, ill buy your kool armor for 1k me: its guithix rune pl8 newb: oh, okay. I'll buy for 2k me: ... :XD: Thanks to Uno for the awsome sig <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracomancer Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 :-s I still can't believe I'm actually part of such an idiotic community, despite the fact that I made 3 typos (I think that's the plural...) during the typing of this. It's 1:30 am, I woke up at 5:30 am yesterday, blame lack of sleep. -.- P.S.: I had that weird feeling again. If you don't know what I'm talking about, read my post on page 161. P.P.S (P.S.S.?): I hate it when I can't sleep at night because of hunger...Time for a sandwich. Current account: Dragonguy 87 Goals: Get members Get all skills 40+ Hehe, this is like Jagex telling half of Runescape players that they're [developmentally delayed]. Sort of. That's how I interpreted it. :P Runescape is why I support abortion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzeprox99 Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 player 1: my main is a monitor Player 1: mederator :lol: :XD: hahhahaah :XD: now that's just funny, his main isnt a monitor, without the monitor he couldnt even play on his mederator. lmbo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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