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I've never quite encountered all these noobs as the rest of you had. Probably once I get a trillion more levels, then maybe I can get these GREEEAAATTT encounters. (Sarcasm)

 

 

 

I had one, a long while back. This noob said he was giving away 500k, and a bunch of us followed him.

 

 

 

Noob: Ok to get 500k we play the trust game.

 

Me: I was right, its a scam. (I left at this point. Curious to see what was still happening, I found everyone else still milling about. Apparently he forgot to get the 500k...Never came back. One guy lost a rune 2h...Not really funny, or long, but Its all I got.)

 

 

 

Well, there was the one time when I was called a noob, not newb, for being level 5 combat. Understand, I had joined not that long ago plus the fact I considered myself a mega skiller at that point. I was cutting willows in Lumbridge at the time. Why can't people find the difference between 3 letters? (oo same letters)

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Lol, hey guys, I'm a bit new to the board, but I just got a pretty cool encounter.

 

 

 

A team of 2 people, playing up the sport of "Giving away free rune." Doing that right in lumbridge castle, I follow to find out what was up.

 

Names: Me, Scammer, Scam-Help

 

 

 

Me: I wonder what this is about...

 

Scammer: I'm giving away free rune, follow me.

 

(Wait roughly 1 minute)

 

Scam-Help: Whoo I just got free rune.

 

Scammer: Ok go downstairs

 

(Me + Others follow)

 

Scammer: This is how it works, give me stuff, and I'll give it back, whoever gives the best item gets the rune.

 

Me: Both Reported for Item Scamming

 

Scam-Help: Oh yeah, well you are too, noob

 

Scam-Help: I know mods lol

 

Me: Right...

 

 

 

This continues as they hop worlds and scam people. I follow them out of sheer amusement and try to stop people from getting scammed. I wonder if I should hyper-cam it...

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me-why don't you try selling it on the forums?

 

"friend"-what?

 

me-the forums, you know, on runescapes website

 

"friend"-i have no idea what your talking about

 

me-your joking...

 

"friend"-no i am not

 

 

 

I can't see how he could get to lvl 90 or w/e lvl he is without knowing what the forums are #-o

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Dateline: Monday, December 31 2007 1:35 am.

 

 

 

I was patronizng the Grand Exchange when some noobs were badgering this guy about his purple partyhat. They seemed to be very excited to see one, as if they had never seen on before. Anyway, one of the noobs proceeds to offer the guy with the partyhat the armor (granite platebody) and shield (obsidian shield) he was wearing and noted that the two items were worth a total of about 200k. I asked the guy that offerred this stuff if he knew how much the hat was worth and he said that it was worth 300mil, even though it is "only" 177mil, so the guy at least knew that it was expensive. After laughing at the guy and buying some stuff, he continues to badger the guy with the hat, even asking if he could have a free one. At this point, I told the guy with the partyhat to run, and he promptly teleported.

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*Training magic at Castle Wars bank (currently enchanting)*

 

 

 

Girl: Selling 22.3k natures runes

 

Player A: Hey I'll buy 20k for 200 ea

 

Player A: That means 4m

 

Girl: ok i sell

 

Me: I'll buy them all for 250 each.

 

Girl: all?

 

Me: Yes

 

Girl: ok

 

-I get out money, send trade offer-

 

-3 minutes pass-

 

Me: Are you going to sell?

 

-No answer-

 

-She disappears, I add her-

 

-Now I PM-

 

Me: Are you selling the nature runes still?

 

Girl: What?

 

Girl Who are you?

 

Girl: How did you know I was selling nature runes

 

Girl: I'm reporting you for making me feel scared

 

Girl: Yes I'm still selling the nature runes

 

Me: Ok, where do you want to meet?

 

-No answer for 5+ minute-

 

I give up -.-

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*Training magic at Castle Wars bank (currently enchanting)*

 

 

 

Girl: Selling 22.3k natures runes

 

Player A: Hey I'll buy 20k for 200 ea

 

Player A: That means 4m

 

Girl: ok i sell

 

Me: I'll buy them all for 250 each.

 

Girl: all?

 

Me: Yes

 

Girl: ok

 

-I get out money, send trade offer-

 

-3 minutes pass-

 

Me: Are you going to sell?

 

-No answer-

 

-She disappears, I add her-

 

-Now I PM-

 

Me: Are you selling the nature runes still?

 

Girl: What?

 

Girl Who are you?

 

Girl: How did you know I was selling nature runes

 

Girl: I'm reporting you for making me feel scared

 

Girl: Yes I'm still selling the nature runes

 

Me: Ok, where do you want to meet?

 

-No answer for 5+ minute-

 

I give up -.-

 

 

 

 

 

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ive just had the most annoying encounter with a noob....

 

 

 

i decide to go to clan wars when i get there 2 teams are about to fight so i join the one with the least players (they were also the weaker players) we win the 3 rounds that we have after each one the leader of the opposing team says (note he is lvl 95)

 

 

 

leader: we owned you cheaters!

 

me: umm....how?

 

leader: because you cheated!

 

me: how did we cheat?

 

leader: because you ate and prayed and we said no food or prayer or pots!

 

me: we never agreed on that and besides we didnt eat or pray or pot anyway.

 

leader: yes you nubs did!

 

 

 

all of our team including me show him our inventorys none of them have

 

pots or food

 

 

 

leader: thats because you ate it all!

 

me: then lets fight again

 

leader: fine nubs

 

 

 

we begin the fight and our team wins again

 

 

 

leader: cheaters!

 

my leader: i gotta go now guys cya later

 

 

 

all of our team leaves except me

 

 

 

leader: we owned you every round nub

 

me: want to prove it 1v1?

 

leader: fine ill own you nub

 

 

 

we fight 1v1 and i win

 

 

 

leader: cheater! i said no pots pray or food

 

me: i don't have any food or pots and i didnt pray

 

 

 

we fight again and i win again when we get back to lobby his friend is there

 

 

 

leader: i just owned this cheating nub

 

me: no you didnt.

 

leader: yes i did you cheater

 

leaders friend: did he eat?

 

leader: yes he did

 

me: no i didnt you lier!

 

leaders friend: sad...

 

leader: fine lets go to duel arena and ill own you there

 

me: fine

 

 

 

we go to duel arena and he sets the rules as no food no drinks no prayer no range no mage no specs and we accept

 

 

 

i completly destroy him again with his friend watching

 

 

 

leader: i win again you cheater

 

me: how did i cheat?

 

leader: you potted

 

me: you turned drinks off so i couldnt have

 

leader: then you must have hacked runescape and changed it before we fought

 

me: you can't hack runescape

 

leaders friend: yes you can my friend (number 1 player) did it and made himself top of scores

 

me: you sir, are an idiot

 

leader: it's that armour then nub fight me without it!

 

me: (im wearing dharoks) fine

 

 

 

i kill him yet again wearing no armour and only dharok axe

 

 

 

leader: cheating nub!

 

me: ..........

 

leader: im going to get the creator of the internet to ban your account and send you back to pakistan you [cabbage]!!!

 

 

 

i report him for offensive language

 

 

 

me: who's that then.

 

leader: chuck norris duh!

 

me: roflmao!!!!!!!

 

 

 

i throw him and his friend to ignore and log out to post here

 

 

 

woops! that carried on quite a bit.

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I've never quite encountered all these noobs as the rest of you had. Probably once I get a trillion more levels, then maybe I can get these GREEEAAATTT encounters. (Sarcasm)

 

 

 

I had one, a long while back. This noob said he was giving away 500k, and a bunch of us followed him.

 

 

 

Noob: Ok to get 500k we play the trust game.

 

Me: I was right, its a scam. (I left at this point. Curious to see what was still happening, I found everyone else still milling about. Apparently he forgot to get the 500k...Never came back. One guy lost a rune 2h...Not really funny, or long, but Its all I got.)

 

 

 

Well, there was the one time when I was called a noob, not newb, for being level 5 combat. Understand, I had joined not that long ago plus the fact I considered myself a mega skiller at that point. I was cutting willows in Lumbridge at the time. Why can't people find the difference between 3 letters? (oo same letters)

 

 

 

 

 

i lost full black g to one of these :uhh:

 

 

 

On topic:

 

I was at cammlot bar;

 

 

 

Noob: can i have 2 gp for a beer?

 

Me: sure here *trades him 2 gp*

 

Noob: thanks!

 

Noob: can i have 2 gp for a beer pleezzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!1!!1

 

me: you havent even bought a beer yet!

 

noob: 2 gp for a beer pleezzz

 

me: sighz.. here *trades 1k to the guy*

 

me: now you can buy all the beer you want!

 

noob: omfg just give me 2 gp!

 

me: only if you spend the 1k and drink 500 beers.

 

noob: does some e-mote..

 

me: ermz... what?

 

noob: ok if you done give me 2 gp i will ask someone else.

 

 

 

at this point i got to tired of trying i just went away...

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Noob: Selling black chicken 100k

 

Me: okay ill do it for 50k

 

Noob: no way last time this sold for 200 k

 

Me: lol

 

Me: B SALE

 

Noob: *pesters me with trade requests*

 

Me: *offers rune longsword, 100 coal, 300 iron*

 

Noob: ZOMG I GIVE YOU RARE BLACK CHICKEN FOR THAT

 

Me: Let me see

 

Noob: *offers burnt chicken*

 

Me: lol *declines*

 

Noob: fine

 

Noob: im so good

 

Noob: buying big bones

 

Level 82: ill sell them to you 300 ea

 

Noob: okay thats very good deal

 

Level 82: i dont want burnt chicken tho

 

Noob: black chicken you mean okay

 

Noob: wat! you item scammer

 

Noob: everybody knows big bones take up 8 item slots

 

Level 82: lol. look stay here okay

 

 

 

We're in Draynor, so guy and me goes to chicken pits and burn the chicken on purpose. We come back with four burnt chickens each.

 

 

 

Noob: ZOMG those chickens are worthless.

 

Level 82: there worth 100k a piece

 

Noob: i lied

 

Noob: but im really jagex

 

Noob: you noobs

 

Noob: look how much money i have

 

Noob: *shows me 1800 gp*

 

Me: lol even i have 20K and i just bought all my rune stuff

 

Level 82: *shows noob 270K*

 

Noob: OMG YOU HACKER REPORTED FOR IMPERSONATING JAGEX

 

Noob: Jagex is the best player. hes really me

 

Noob: my mains are jagez and zezima

 

Noob: when youre almost as good as jagex then youre impersonating him

 

Noob: so youre reported. NUBS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

 

Noob: jagex is combat levl 1000

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I'm wondering if it's even possible to be that stupid.

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Hehe, this is like Jagex telling half of Runescape players that they're [developmentally delayed]. Sort of. That's how I interpreted it. :P

 

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I'm wondering if it's even possible to be that stupid.

 

 

 

You'll find that most of these are fake... but a good read none-theless.

 

 

 

It was in Draynor bank. It was a guy named Vrahokl*ader. Im MstrMonopoly. I saw it... mine was pretty real

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We're in Draynor, so guy and me goes to chicken pits and burn the chicken on purpose. We come back with four burnt chickens each.

 

What are the chicken pits?

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I'm wondering if it's even possible to be that stupid.

 

 

 

You'll find that most of these are fake... but a good read none-theless.

 

 

 

It was in Draynor bank. It was a guy named Vrahokl*ader. Im MstrMonopoly. I saw it... mine was pretty real

 

 

 

Actually most of them are real, its hard to fake stupidity. Heres mine from a little while ago.

 

 

 

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Well, since my private chat is 'On' all the time, I get alot of scammers and beggars messaging me.

 

 

 

Since this scammer was so obvious, I decided (and I suggest that You all do this, when a scammer, patheticly, wants to scam you. It should provide you with a decent laugh) I'd play along on the scam, to see his reaction. Of course, I didn't enter any of the sites, nor should any of You -

 

 

 

Warning!: Do not enter any of the sites mentioned in the picture - they will steal your account, so don't even think of it :XD:

 

 

 

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:-s I still can't believe I'm actually part of such an idiotic community, despite the fact that I made 3 typos (I think that's the plural...) during the typing of this. It's 1:30 am, I woke up at 5:30 am yesterday, blame lack of sleep. -.-

 

 

 

P.S.: I had that weird feeling again. If you don't know what I'm talking about, read my post on page 161.

 

 

 

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Hehe, this is like Jagex telling half of Runescape players that they're [developmentally delayed]. Sort of. That's how I interpreted it. :P

 

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