Nerfan

You'll find that most of these are fake... but a good read none-theless. It was in Draynor bank. It was a guy named Vrahokl*ader. Im MstrMonopoly. I saw it... mine was pretty real

Got 44 Attack, Strength, Defence and 41 HP, where should I train? Got a Rune Platebody, Addy Legs, Rune Kite, Rune Scimmy, and a Rune Med Helm.

Noob: Selling black chicken 100k Me: okay ill do it for 50k Noob: no way last time this sold for 200 k Me: lol Me: B SALE Noob: *pesters me with trade requests* Me: *offers rune longsword, 100 coal, 300 iron* Noob: ZOMG I GIVE YOU RARE BLACK CHICKEN FOR THAT Me: Let me see Noob: *offers burnt chicken* Me: lol *declines* Noob: fine Noob: im so good Noob: buying big bones Level 82: ill sell them to you 300 ea Noob: okay thats very good deal Level 82: i dont want burnt chicken tho Noob: black chicken you mean okay Noob: wat! you item scammer Noob: everybody knows big bones take up 8 item slots Level 82: lol. look stay here okay We're in Draynor, so guy and me goes to chicken pits and burn the chicken on purpose. We come back with four burnt chickens each. Noob: ZOMG those chickens are worthless. Level 82: there worth 100k a piece Noob: i lied Noob: but im really jagex Noob: you noobs Noob: look how much money i have Noob: *shows me 1800 gp* Me: lol even i have 20K and i just bought all my rune stuff Level 82: *shows noob 270K* Noob: OMG YOU HACKER REPORTED FOR IMPERSONATING JAGEX Noob: Jagex is the best player. hes really me Noob: my mains are jagez and zezima Noob: when youre almost as good as jagex then youre impersonating him Noob: so youre reported. NUBS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH Noob: jagex is combat levl 1000