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Noobs say the funniest things!

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player 1: my main is a monitor

 

Player 1: mederator

 

 

 

:lol:

 

 

 

:XD: hahhahaah :XD:

 

now that's just funny, his main isnt a monitor, without the monitor he couldnt even play on his mederator. lmbo!

 

 

 

Now that one is truly to laugh at.

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Goals achieved: lvl 99 Cooking, Fishing and Fletching.

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  • Is it alright if I vomit?   From beta:   No noobs in particular, but I find it hilarious the idiots in beta who are gambling.

  • So my friend said "There's no more quests?" It was then that he was informed about the noticeboard :rolleyes: .

Runescapers are so hospitable: I got this as soon as I logged in, someone started following me:

 

 

 

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He promptly logged out straight afterwards.

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noob: I'm a paladin, give me money and i will spare ur life.

 

me: ...

 

noob: just look at my shining armour!

 

me: m8, ur wearing steel.

 

noob: no, i am a paladin!

 

me: riiight...

 

 

 

(the noob keeps on talking to me...)

 

 

 

-after five minutes-

 

 

 

me: pls go away

 

noob: noob! nooby nooby noob!

 

me: ur lvl 10

 

noob: well, my main could pwn u!

 

me: right... wat's his combat? (i was just curious)

 

noob: 200! beat that!

 

me: right.

 

 

 

(i do a home tele, and the noob does not know how to)

 

 

 

noob: what magic lvl do u need to do that! omg omg nice!!!!!!!!

 

me: (as i vanish) and btw, ur main does not exhist.

 

 

 

-after i appear in lummy, he pms me-

 

 

 

noob: fine, i'll show u!

 

(at this point i was playing along, while laughing out of control)

 

-noob logs out-

 

 

 

-noob logs in again-

 

 

 

noob: oh no, he got hacked.

 

me: right... what was his username?

 

noob: zezima!

 

me: lol.

 

 

 

LOL :lol:

 

 

 

noob: where r u?

 

(no reply from me)

 

noob:where r u?

 

me: rimmington. (im actually in alkharid now)

 

noob: wheres that?

 

me: just keep on going north, until u get to a ditch. jump over the ditch and keep going north.

 

 

 

(then i put him on ignore)

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-My Blog! Don't forget to post!

noob: I'm a paladin, give me money and i will spare ur life.

 

me: ...

 

noob: just look at my shining armour!

 

me: m8, ur wearing steel.

 

noob: no, i am a paladin!

 

me: riiight...

 

 

 

(the noob keeps on talking to me...)

 

 

 

-after five minutes-

 

 

 

me: pls go away

 

noob: noob! nooby nooby noob!

 

me: ur lvl 10

 

noob: well, my main could pwn u!

 

me: right... wat's his combat? (i was just curious)

 

noob: 200! beat that!

 

me: right.

 

 

 

(i do a home tele, and the noob does not know how to)

 

 

 

noob: what magic lvl do u need to do that! omg omg nice!!!!!!!!

 

me: (as i vanish) and btw, ur main does not exhist.

 

 

 

-after i appear in lummy, he pms me-

 

 

 

noob: fine, i'll show u!

 

(at this point i was playing along, while laughing out of control)

 

-noob logs out-

 

 

 

-noob logs in again-

 

 

 

noob: oh no, he got hacked.

 

me: right... what was his username?

 

noob: zezima!

 

me: lol.

 

 

 

LOL :lol:

 

 

 

noob: where r u?

 

(no reply from me)

 

noob:where r u?

 

me: rimmington. (im actually in alkharid now)

 

noob: wheres that?

 

me: just keep on going north, until u get to a ditch. jump over the ditch and keep going north.

 

 

 

(then i put him on ignore)

 

 

 

 

 

lol ive read alot of noob stories and thats the funniest one yet!

 

 

 

 

 

"me: just keep on going north, until u get to a ditch. jump over the ditch and keep going north."

 

 

 

 

 

classic man, classic

....im not crazy, im just a little.....cut off from the sane world.......

noob: I'm a paladin, give me money and i will spare ur life.

 

me: ...

 

noob: just look at my shining armour!

 

me: m8, ur wearing steel.

 

noob: no, i am a paladin!

 

me: riiight...

 

 

 

(the noob keeps on talking to me...)

 

 

 

-after five minutes-

 

 

 

me: pls go away

 

noob: noob! nooby nooby noob!

 

me: ur lvl 10

 

noob: well, my main could pwn u!

 

me: right... wat's his combat? (i was just curious)

 

noob: 200! beat that!

 

me: right.

 

 

 

(i do a home tele, and the noob does not know how to)

 

 

 

noob: what magic lvl do u need to do that! omg omg nice!!!!!!!!

 

me: (as i vanish) and btw, ur main does not exhist.

 

 

 

-after i appear in lummy, he pms me-

 

 

 

noob: fine, i'll show u!

 

(at this point i was playing along, while laughing out of control)

 

-noob logs out-

 

 

 

-noob logs in again-

 

 

 

noob: oh no, he got hacked.

 

me: right... what was his username?

 

noob: zezima!

 

me: lol.

 

 

 

LOL :lol:

 

 

 

noob: where r u?

 

(no reply from me)

 

noob:where r u?

 

me: rimmington. (im actually in alkharid now)

 

noob: wheres that?

 

me: just keep on going north, until u get to a ditch. jump over the ditch and keep going north.

 

 

 

(then i put him on ignore)

 

 

 

 

 

lol ive read alot of noob stories and thats the funniest one yet!

 

 

 

 

 

"me: just keep on going north, until u get to a ditch. jump over the ditch and keep going north."

 

 

 

 

 

classic man, classic

 

 

 

ROFL! Very funny man!

Ty Veyron for Siggy help!

I get these random players pmÃÆÃâÃâíng me al the time asking these random stuff, and idk why.. this one claimed to be my friend.. :)

 

 

 

..after some icebraking conversation where i dont reply..

 

 

 

guy: What lvl are you?

 

 

 

me : Do you even have to know? i never met you anyway..

 

 

 

Guy : No idont need to know but i found you on my friends list! then i must be your mate!

 

 

 

..* I didnt reply in 5 min*...

 

 

 

me : Ok, be honest from now on, do you even remember meeting me at all?

 

 

 

Guy: No... but i have you on my friends list!

 

 

 

Me: Well i guess ur allright, at least you dont beg for money..

 

 

 

guy: cool, what lvl are you?

 

 

 

Then i didnt cope anymore :-X . remove. ignore. kThXbAAÃÆÃâÃâÃÂ­ÃÆÃâÃâÃÂ­ÃÆÃâÃâí!

*I just finished the halloween '06 event, and I'm wearing my skeleton mask. In Lumbridge*

 

 

 

Noob: hey, can I buy ur mask?

 

Me: It's a holiday item. Can't trade it.

 

Noob: What if I give you 100 gp?

 

Me: Impossible. Won't work

 

Noob: 1k? It's all have with me.

 

Me: Impossible, impossible, impossible.

 

Noob: I know! I can go to the bank and get my other 1k. Then we can trade.

 

 

 

 

 

Upon his leaving, I run off to Varrock.

 

 

 

The same thing happens to me all the time with my bobble hat. #-o

heres one for ya:

 

N00B: how can i fly my kite?

 

me: Huh?

 

N00b: i got an iron kite! now how can i fly it?

 

Me: drop it on the ground

 

*n00b drops and it disappears after a while*

 

N00b: where did it go????

 

me: it flew off to varrock

 

*n00b runs to varrock*

 

 

 

LoL :lol:

99 attack-34,104th to 99 attack.

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I was wearing dhide g chaps, wiz t top, wiz t hat at the time...

 

 

 

 

 

noob:buy ur outfit.

 

me:ummm...how much?

 

noob:look

 

-trade eachother-

 

-offers 3k, mith baxe, 15 feathers, and a bucket-

 

me:nty

 

noob:reported!

 

me:lol for what?

 

noob:item scamming

 

me: w/e, cya

 

-teled-

 

 

 

 

 

:XD: :XD:

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This one happened about june before the wildy closed down.

 

 

 

Girl noob: Looking for a level 76 77 78 to do a utube movie!

 

Me: Sure (Pretty sure it was a scam)

 

Girl noob: Follo

 

*I follow and we jump over the ditch*

 

Girl noob: I'm gonna drop some stuff and you pick it up kk?

 

Me: Sure

 

* I was wearing my old addy armour because I was pretty sure

 

that when the stuff started to appear someone would start to

 

shoot me if I went to get it. I also had tele runes, food, and

 

telegrab runes*

 

* Stuff starts to appear. Black bead, money, axe, tuna etc*

 

*I start to tele grab a bunch but one item is a little far out so I

 

run into the wildy. Guy with ranger stuff attacks me with crystal bow*

 

Me: Noob!

 

Guy noob: Wat? i'm just pking!!!!!1!!!

 

* I run out and find girl whos doing the same scam*

 

Me: Scammer!!!

 

Girl noob: What? who r u?

 

Me: Scammer * I follow her for couple minutes*

 

*She logs out*

 

The End!

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i was standing ranging vutures when a noob logs in next to me.

 

 

 

noob: how many eggs?

 

me: 2 so far.

 

 

 

Then he start ksing.

 

Me:dont ks

 

...

 

me: Dont ks.

 

 

 

Then another one logs in and says,

 

Noob 2: oh, you're here :P

 

me: Please hop worlds.

 

Noob 2 logs, the first stays, still ksing.

 

me:Hop world.

 

Noob keeps ksing.

 

me:Why dont you hop world? no reply.

 

Me: ah, noobs these days..

 

 

 

I start taking back my spot, he get 1 out of 3.

 

noob: How many eggs you got?

 

me: 2 i told you.

 

Noob starts doing wave emotes..

 

Noob: How many eggs you got?

 

Me: 2

 

he starts waving alot, so i say

 

me: Bye

 

noob:how many eggs you got?

 

Then he tries to take some kills, but im superiour in speed 8-) .

 

Noob goes crazy with emotes, then he logs.

 

me: Kthxbai :lol:

I was wearing a Zamorak Skirt and some guy PM'd me.

 

 

 

'Hey, nice legs!'

 

 

 

A minute later..

 

 

 

'Can I rub them?'

 

 

 

I was like, OMFG! :XD:

ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawallabingbang m8

I was fishing down in Barbiarian Village whhen a noob asked this

 

 

 

Noob: Buying free food!

 

Me: How can you buy free food?

 

Noob:Buying free food!

 

ME: You cant buy free food

 

Noob: Yes you can noob!

 

Me: Since when were level 50+'s noob?

 

Noobs: Since they always were!

 

Wanna fight in the duel arena then since im a noob??

 

Noob: Logs out

My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages.

 

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This is blown out of context, but I still like it 8)

 

 

 

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'Tis ma siggeh now.

:D he logged right after

 

 

 

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It's acutally sad he doesn't have a job or go to school lol, ah well, hope the sacrafice was worth it, congratz :?.

^lol

I was playing on my F2P account, I was mining some clays:

 

 

 

Noob: It's my noob account

 

Me: So I am

 

Noob: lvl?

 

Me: 85, you?

 

Noob: 123 with fire cape

 

Me: the name??

 

Noob: No, it's 126

 

Me: The name???

 

Noob: Zezima

 

Noob: I can prove it

 

Me: Prove it then ...

 

Noob: No, sorry, I'm lvl 110

 

 

 

 

 

I know they are a lot of noobs like him, but it's the first time I saw one :)

A quand un monde fran̮̤̉̉ais?

A level 30 asked me to be in his clan. I would've... If I knew what he was saying :uhh:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

a noob stood beside me and asked:

 

kratmus what is your name:

 

i said kratmus

 

and then he said ok and ran away

Best f2p crafter. (I hope)

95m+ bank since february 2009

Crafting with friends in w61 - Al-Kharid

http://www.pointblog.dk/?go=krat(only 1 time per 24 hours per person.. I did'nt make these rules, so don't flame me)

I was wearing a Zamorak Skirt and some guy PM'd me.

 

 

 

'Hey, nice legs!'

 

 

 

A minute later..

 

 

 

'Can I rub them?'

 

 

 

I was like, OMFG! :XD:

 

 

 

~Oh dear =S.~

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...Oh dear. I may just be hallucinating from accidentally crushing my fingers, but I swear I just felt the global intelligence level drop. Seriously, it felt like there was some kind of vacuum in my brain, followed by a falling sensation, severe dizziness and a kind of whistling sound.

 

I'm sorry to say, but you weren't hallucinating, I felt the same thing after reading a couple pages of this :XD:

[insert birds flying in a circle here]

Yes, that sig was annoying.

laugh out loud. yes, the intellectual wouldn't have anything to talk about if it weren't for the stupid people.

....im not crazy, im just a little.....cut off from the sane world.......

lol these are hilarious... naughty naughty noobs... :shame:

Unfinished netherrack symbol of Khorne.

 

Never forget. ~creeper face w/single tear~

 

DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?!

Ok now this happened like 10 mins ago...

 

 

 

Noob:r u rich

 

 

 

Me:...

 

 

 

Noob:did u finish every quest

 

 

 

Me:(wearing quest cape)Yes I have that is why I am able to wear this cape.

 

 

 

Noob:oh(he then home tele's)

 

 

 

And that is my story

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Gwd Drop's: Sara - 4 Hilt, 13 Ss(3 ls), Armadyl - None, Bandos - 6 Hilt, 4 Bcp, 7 Tasset, 4 Boot

Zamorak - None, Tormented Demons - 1 Dragon Claws, 1 Dragon Shard

I'm lvl 88 and I was hunting red chinchompas and some lvl 70 noob came up to me and asked while I was wearing my questcape,

 

 

 

"How many points do you need for that cape?"

 

 

 

I said "250 points"

 

 

 

So then he asks, "So, how many points do you have then?"

 

 

 

LOL #-o :wall: <.<

Ninja!

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