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I was walking through the Varrock castle gate, when I was accosted by noobiness...

 

 

 

noob: Wow bio looks like an idiot

 

me: You got a problem with obi wan? (my character looked like Obi-Wan Kenobi at the time)

 

noob: Star wars is dumb and you look nothing like him anyway (*how would recognize it if I looked nothing like him?*)

 

me: How would you know?

 

noob: My bro and sis made me go see episode 3

 

me: Watch a different one

 

noob: Go to hell

 

me: No thanks

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I was starting a new account when, walking out of varrock, I realised i was being followed.

 

 

 

noob: I need money

 

me: Then earn it

 

noob: but i cant have no job (exact pronounciation)

 

me: tough

 

noob: loser

 

(She walked away. Continued on private chat)

 

me: I'm the loser? I'm not the one whos begging from random people

 

noob: you can shut your face up

 

me: the one with the mouth of drivel shows their ignorance

 

 

 

I then switched her to ignore and carried on my way. That proverb i made up off the top of my head.

 

 

 

EDIT: The next day I was training in varrock sewers a level 44 showed up.

 

 

 

guy: were can I find the key

 

me: what key?

 

guy: nm

 

me: if your talking about the demon slayer key

 

guy: yh

 

me: it should be up that corridor

 

guy: kk cheers

 

 

 

This guy was level 44 with full mithril and was in the middle of demon slayer? :XD:

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Ok I was at the bank in Lumbridge castle getting flax out because i was spinning a lot of it. then this

 

 

 

noob: Alex Ewan

 

me: yes

 

noob: buy blue d hide(I was wearing it)

 

me:nfs

 

noob:20k

 

me:nfs

 

noob:20K noob

 

me nfs

 

noob:30k thats a good deal

 

me:I don't wanna sell

 

noob:your the biggest noob ever

 

 

 

I walk away to continue spinning flax.

 

The noob was lvl84!

 

 

 

I just had a big laugh with my mate, he found it amusing!

 

 

 

These people need to get a grip on reality. Just because I am only lvl76 does not give him authority to make me sell im my armour. Also he thinks hes all high and mighty and thinks I should admit that I am the biggest noob ever for not selling blue d hide to a lvl84!

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Me:la la la (standing outside bank)

 

noob:shut it and gie me you'r rune (t)

 

me:em... no, you can buy it

 

noob: how much

 

me:800k..

 

noob:no way you blody weirdo, im reporting you for item scamming...

 

 

 

 

 

wtf lol

 

 

 

 

 

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Me:la la la (standing outside bank)

 

noob:shut it and gie me you'r rune (t)

 

me:em... no, you can buy it

 

noob: how much

 

me:800k..

 

noob:no way you blody weirdo, im reporting you for item scamming...

 

 

 

 

 

wtf lol

 

 

 

I see you everywhere in-game! And you're also Scottish!! :ohnoes:

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I remember this from a while ago.

 

 

 

This guy was my mate and still is biut he was a noob and did a crazy thing all da same!

 

 

 

Him: can i have 200k so i can gte full rune so i can finish dagon slayer!

 

me: no, i don't give away money

 

him:i'll pay you back

 

me: no you wont

 

him: i will work to get the money to pay you back

 

me: ok come to my world seers

 

him:wheers that

 

me: gate on the left of dorics, over da mountain and follow da path

 

him: i can't come to your world, im not members

 

me: i know

 

him:come to my world

 

me:i'm gonna give you money for free don't expect me to come to you

 

him: i cant come to you, plz plz cpme to me

 

me: no

 

him plz

 

 

 

I never gave him money, and that was really amusing!

 

 

 

then about 3 days later he saud he had managed to get full rune and he had died in wildy while getting da plank.

 

 

 

he then begged me again to give him money.... so he could buy a new fll rune set!

 

 

 

he hasn't been on when i am around since... and 3 days have passed.

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Actually the maximum is 2 147 483 647 gp (2.14 Bill). Which is 2^31 - 1

 

[Old-timer wise words]Before someone ever reached that money cap, if you added more money to the stash it would fall in the negatives, but now its fixed, you just cant add more.[/Old-timer wise words]

 

 

 

A lot of people think that because variables in Java and all that other good stuff. I don't know what kind of variable Jagex uses to store it's money value for each player, but if it was a double variable, it could store waaaaaaay more. I may be wrong, but there are Java variables that can hold way more than just two billion. But Jagex might have limited it to two billion so it doesn't cause game issues, but if they left everything alone, you can have more than that. But I've never seen anyone with more, so I don't know. Just wanted to clarify that. :P

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Me and a friend, walking around falador...

 

Noob: Will U be my mammy?

 

Me:?

 

Noob:Plz be my mammy i m 10 yrs old irl

 

Me: You have to be 13 to play Runescape.

 

Friend: I'll be ur "mammy"

 

Noob: OK ty ty mammy i luv uso muc what for dnner?

 

Friend: Soup.

 

Me: Lol

 

Noob: I h8 suop

 

Friend: Go to your room, you've been very bad. Stay there for 3 months

 

Noob: omg I hate yu mammy go di

 

Friend: I can't belive I brougght you into this world!

 

 

 

Yeah, my friend is really good at runescape, and he acts really goofy sometimes.

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I finaly have one of these.

 

I was playing castle wars, attacking some lower level with a whip, hes using excalibur. Suddenly he uses the special which raises your defense level and makes you shout "for camalot!". So moron behind me goes:

 

"lol noob, I dont care about camalot"

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ok, this just happened to me just now. i was merchanting in varrok west bank

 

 

 

Me:Buying Mage Comp 275k!

 

(Name) wishes to trade with you.

 

Accepts trade.

 

Me and noob: Ty.

 

Me:Selling Mage Comp 325k!

 

Noob:Scammer!

 

Noob:Kanonator is a scammer!

 

Me:Uhm, im not scamming, im merchanting...

 

Noob:Thats not wut u wer doin you were scamming!!!!!

 

Noob:Reported

 

Me:Rofl...

 

 

 

At this point im rapidly searching these forums for this thread.

 

 

Lol, it says your RuneScape name is falsereason. O_o Did you by any chance make this up? :P

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I was training in varrock sewers a level 44 showed up.

 

 

 

guy: were can I find the key

 

me: what key?

 

guy: nm

 

me: if your talking about the demon slayer key

 

guy: yh

 

me: it should be up that corridor

 

guy: kk cheers

 

 

 

This guy was level 44 with full mithril and was in the middle of demon slayer? :XD:

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I was training in varrock sewers a level 44 showed up.

 

 

 

guy: were can I find the key

 

me: what key?

 

guy: nm

 

me: if your talking about the demon slayer key

 

guy: yh

 

me: it should be up that corridor

 

guy: kk cheers

 

 

 

This guy was level 44 with full mithril and was in the middle of demon slayer? :XD:

 

So he never got around to it, big deal. I didnt do black knight's fortress until level 50ish.

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this has happened alot to me

 

 

 

 

 

Noob:i'll trade you my addy kite(g) for your addy kite

 

ME: Sure

 

*we trade*

 

Noob:now give me it back or i'll report

 

 

 

 

 

That isn't all, i got a bunch more stories

you must be pretty rich if that has happened to you a lot :shock:
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Noob1: Foollooo to win 1m

 

me: Scam

 

Noob1: Folo to win 1 mil

 

 

 

(A couple seconds later):

 

Noob2: Bio

 

me: Huh?

 

me: What?

 

Noob2: What funny is they think their going 2 win the 1 mil

 

me: ... And?

 

Noob2: Can I have 10gp

 

me: Lol

 

Noob2: I got hacked

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I was training in varrock sewers a level 44 showed up.

 

 

 

guy: were can I find the key

 

me: what key?

 

guy: nm

 

me: if your talking about the demon slayer key

 

guy: yh

 

me: it should be up that corridor

 

guy: kk cheers

 

 

 

This guy was level 44 with full mithril and was in the middle of demon slayer? :XD:

 

So he never got around to it, big deal. I didnt do black knight's fortress until level 50ish.

 

 

 

i did prince ali rescue at lvl 90 :ohnoes: \' \'

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This one happened to me yesterday:

 

 

 

Noob/Scammer:Buying diamond 1.5k!

 

 

 

I trade and offer cut diamond, he offers me 2 mithril arrows and 62 gp and says: mith arrows are worth 50 ea, so I'm offering 1062gp!

 

 

 

me: Do you know how to add?!

 

 

 

noob: sorry, I haven't played the game for a week, but can you still give it to me? Please?

 

 

 

I really don't know if it was a scammer or a 5 year old, and it's funny how he explained his terrible math by saying he hasn't played for a while. :lol:

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I was just walking along Port Sarim when this lvl 30 comes and follows me and says "Ur ma slave"? And I'm like "Wtf? No!" and he says "Or Im ur slave?" and I say no. I tell him to go away, and he does. (BTW,he repeated this question 3 times. :shock:

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they didn't get I was trying to learn them how to make people understand what they say

 

#-o

 

 

 

"...learn them..." heh...

 

 

 

Oh, wait... was that supposed to be serious?

 

 

 

 

 

One I had in the community chat a little bit ago. Not really noobish, but it reminded me that I tend to talk with the intellectual ability of a person at least 12 years older than most others (partially due to the fact that most people don't speak English natively).

 

 

 

 

 

Ok, so the conversation was about how to collect Swamp Tar. I had mentioned that Cave Slime drop it, and people were arguing over whether they dropped Tar or Paste.

 

 

 

Me: The only place you can get Swamp Paste preprepared is Khazard

 

Several others: preprepared?

 

Me: I have been notorious for spontaneous prefixes and suffixes

 

Several others: what are prefixes and suffixes?

 

:wall:

 

 

 

I do my best to explain it, but when it's obvious that I'm having no success, I just walk out before the frustration leads me to hit the kick button on someone innocently... I've really got to stop talking so sophisticatedly...

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