August 9, 200718 yr I was bored and all alone so I decided to do a noob imitaion. Tell me if you think its good, oh and by the way it was on my pure (hence the name). BOW DOWN TO KING SPORK
August 9, 200718 yr If you dont like that then you have no sence of humor because that made me laugh really hard when i did that. :P And just after this happened, noobs REALLY need to learn how to spell. BOW DOWN TO KING SPORK
August 9, 200718 yr I was mining on my skiller (wearing full wizard g, bad idea) some level 30 walks up and says: Him: Mai i pleeze haf 500k Me: Yeah if you let me witness you killing yourself. Him: Yees sir how do i do that Me: Fill up your bathtub with water, jump in and let me toss my toaster in. Him: Pleeze sir may I haf 100k? (notice how he lowered his 'begging' price) Me: I hate beggars. go beg somewhere else. Him: Im not beging Im asking nicly noob Treasure trail items: 9Dragon drops: 0
August 9, 200718 yr i was recharging my glory when i heard someone say: "Ill give you a cat if your good. A live one if your lucky." My response: :?: :!: Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
August 10, 200718 yr Sorry for such a long story, I dunno if any of you will find it funny, Okay, so yesterday I was really bored in Runescape, and nothing was on TV, so I decided to onto runescape and do the mime pull rope on a Falador bank light, so it looked like I was fixing the ligh.t(I had seen someone do this before) I was there for a good 20 minutes, constantly doing the emote, while telling people <>, <> <> Most poeple would say <> and continue on doing whatever it was that they were doing. One guy, a level 37 I believe, comes up to me and says, < I reply, < Noob, <> I reply, <> Noob, < I reply, <> Noob, < I reply, <> Noob, < I reply, <<13k/hour>> Noob, < I reply, <> At this point he stands behind me for about 5 minutes, while I ask my friend to coem check this out, but dont talk to me directly, observe, and he does so. I tell my friend to pay me or I quit, pretending he is my boss(he was lvl 123), as the noob observes. he's astonished, and I show him 494k, saying I worked for 38 hours this week. He asks for 100k, but I say no, I worked hard for this money and he leaves me alone and heads into bank. I stay there, doing the rope climb emote for another 30 minutes, then the same noob comes out of the bank and says, <> <> I reply, <> Noob, <<**** you nooob>> [Goes into bank yet again] I observe whats going on in bank as I do the emote...still... and 20 minutes later I see the same noob mouthing off to another noob, and I simply say, "Be nice", he doesnt listen and keeps saying how noobish the other guy is, then I feel bad, so i tell the other guy to come and see what I was doing, and that the mouthy noob believed i was fixing th light, for like 30 minutes. He went back in and made fun of the mouth guy, calling him a panzy and other names, until he logs. I was laughing so hard at that mouthy noob, he made my day, even though i spent 1 hour and a half doing climb rope, I made 1k though, random events, lol.
August 10, 200718 yr I just finished reading all 128 pages in a week! Well it helped me get through mining 5k coal. Great topic btw When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. ~Jonathan SwiftWebsite Updates/Corrections here. WE APPRECIATE YOUR INPUT! Crewbie's Missions!Contributor of the Day!Thanks to artists: Destro3979, Guthix121, Shivers21, and Unoalexi.
August 10, 200718 yr Yeah, it is. Shame its starting to die :( http://custom.leetscape.com/sig/63/70/combat.png[/img]You just won the award for "The Most niave person on the Tip.it Boards!"]*Points towards the monkey sitting on the button and declining every query*Help me No.
August 10, 200718 yr Heh, I have too many of these... here's one, not entirely nooby, just something to show you what Runescape has turned into. Me: *Walking around Lumby in full wizzy (g), bad idea. Lvl 3 follows me* Me:? Noob: I'll be ur gf!! Me: Er, no, I'm good. Noob: Then can i plz hav sum munny!?1 Me: *Starts running* No. Noob: I love you now give me money!!! Later on she PMs me Noob: You don't deserve me noob! I have 500 billion gp in my bank! Me: Oh, how did you get it? Noob: Killing goblins. :XD:
August 11, 200718 yr i think he just wanted a screenie for ego purposes :roll: Erhm.. M-0--0-S-E is my name. I blocked his out. What are you talking about? Retired Tip.It Mod || Admin and Founder of Caesar 3 Mod Squad! All are welcome!
August 11, 200718 yr *friend uses superheat to make mith bar in mining guild* friend: Woot smithing level! noob: You can't get smithing xp here, there arent anvils or furnace here My blog
August 11, 200718 yr I was making minds to train my runecrafting when suddenly a noob showed up... noob: hey! me: hi noob: how can i get a goblin mail? me: you have to kill goblins. noob: that's not true me: it is... noob: i killed goblins and now i'm gonna kill you! (says the lvl 32 to the lvl 85) me: sure I enter mind altar to get rid of him but forgot to put private chat on friends.... noob PMs me: where did u go? u're invisible! me: i'm not, i'm in the mind altar noob: can you pls teach me how to become invisible? me: I wasn't invisible... noob: REPORTED! me: for what? noob: bug abuse, no1 can become invisible noob! you have to tell this bug to the costumer support! me: if i teach u, would u go tell the costumer support? noob: ur a ****ing noob. noob logs out...
August 11, 200718 yr noob:hey hey! me:hi noob:can I ask you something? me:sure! noob:would you like to be my daddy?? me:wtf! hell no noob:ooh come on plz I need a dad! me:I said no! noob:c'mon I pay for it ~2k~ me:dude,go to bed! (world99 edg )
August 11, 200718 yr noob:hey hey! me:hi noob:can I ask you something? me:sure! noob:would you like to be my daddy?? me:wtf! hell no noob:ooh come on plz I need a dad! me:I said no! noob:c'mon I pay for it ~2k~ me:dude,go to bed! This is just sick :shock:
August 11, 200718 yr nice stories I Support TET!| If you want bunny PM Me.|Click For My DevArt^ Cowboy is the Best ^IT'S A TRAP SHINY JUST WANTS TO STALK YOU.Hell yeah I do. Whats your msn?That's how it all starts. Next he's going to ask you what flavor of candy you enjoy and whats your favorite color van.
August 11, 200718 yr i think he just wanted a screenie for ego purposes :roll: Erhm.. M-0--0-S-E is my name. I blocked his out. What are you talking about? sorry, should have clarified, but he just wanted to show his friends that he managed to kill you, and it would be a better pic if you had a whip
August 12, 200718 yr Not really a mooblet story but kinda strange This happened in a pm. Random Noob:I am not a jagex or p mod. You have not been randomly chosen for Runescape Lottery. I am not giving you a free membership. I will not require your pass. You will not be banned or muted. Have a nice day. me:........ ok Noob:"Let me have your sword then you cant cut yourself": noob:How do you report ppl? me:you go on the door icon and click log off noob:KK ty
August 13, 200718 yr (watching a discussion with two noobs) noob1:how much is that zammy helm u showed me noob2:alot noob1:5k for it? noob2:hell no (later on that hour) noob1:selling whips 1 mill each (when we're in f2p) how's "noob2" a noob? he's like lvl 3 haing full zammy,sara,guthix,and mage (t) but now that i think about it hes not much as a noob
August 13, 200718 yr A noob who try to scam me..................................... Noob : i give u member ship for free me : no thx Noob : gimmie ur password and i make it member free me : err ok?? Noob : dude!! i giving u free member ship.. gimmie ur password .. me : plz can u shut up... u dumb scammer Noob : reported me : for Noob :asking me to shut up me : w/a ....................... 1 week later still not banned ... zzz Join my clan chat if u like Chocolate =)
August 13, 200718 yr Just happened now. Girl:Do u want to have se Girl:x Girl:I love u Girl:S Girl:E Girl:X
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