agent6241 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Happened to me recently lvl 17: give me money noob, or ill report u! Proud member of the Knights of St James Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justcallmedaddy Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 lol :lol: :lol: :lol: that person was just trying to be funny, and is not a noob. :shame: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooya2 Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 lvl 37 wearing nothing: hi lvl 87 wearing Dharoks: noob lvl 37: my main is zezima lvl 37: can i have free stuff? lvl 87: noob, zezima has 500 partyhats lvl 37: what's a party hat? gimme free stuff lvl 87: your not zezima, he doesn't make noob accounts lvl 37: maybe he gets bored being #1 lvl 87: zezima doesn't get bored, playing rs is like banging a hot chick for him lvl 37: gimme free stuff lvl 87: noob (teleports) if your wondering, i was the lvl 37 :lol: Racist Mod (may or may not have been taken out of context)Figuring out what to put in my signature just takes too much work.If your still reading this, your a noob.lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agent6241 Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 lvl 61: if i sign up to be a member, do i get 1 mil? lvl 27: no... lvl 27: noob Proud member of the Knights of St James Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tintin113 Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 This was sooo random lol, made me laugh though. Noob: Hey, what is that pie on you're head? Me: What?! Noob: How did you get a pie on your head? Me: Er... I haven't got a pie on your head... Noob: Oh yeah, what's that then? Me: Erm... It's a chef's hat... Noob: Well it looks like pie Me: Are you joking? Noob: No, it really does look like a pie. Me: (:? IRL) Ok would you mind telling me one of the characteristics of a pie that is also in my hat? Noob: Characteristics? It's not a person you know... =/ *runs off* I think he may have been teasing me lol, but ah well. Ooh, just remembered another one lol: Noob: Hey? Can I have 1k? Me: (just finished cutting gems) Yeah sure, here, have this chisel! *gives chisel* Noob: Wow! Ty m8! He then followed me around for about a minute saying ty lol - I kinda wished I had just said no lol. But ah well, he was happy. Thanks to Quarra for the awesome sig!Xbox360 Gamertag = Tintin113 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sporkman_88 Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 I was watching my son play on our computer downstairs. This chap for some reason was following him calling him all sorts of names avoiding the censor, there were about 7 or 8 strong swear words. my son got fed up and typed go away sucker and of course the censor removed the suck part. The chap following quickly said reported noob. I tried to get my son to type "thanks that will save me doing it", but he wouldnt. A time I was in the essence mine mining away and a level 73 comes up to me and asks me what I was mining. You have a son? weird. BOW DOWN TO KING SPORK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sporkman_88 Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 I got one. I put on my full decorative armor and went into a non member world to kill chickens when a lvl 15 came up to me and says "can i have a sword" so i say "No work for your money and items dont beg" then I walk away. Then he starts PM ing me asking the same thing and I keep saying no. Then eventually I cracked and i gave 10k just to shut him up. Then after about 1 minute he PMs me again and says "can you give me a sword? You didnt give me a sword before " #-o BOW DOWN TO KING SPORK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firsttsurugi Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 i'm in the wildy collecting planks because i don't wanna pay for them and this lvl 58 comes up. just for the hell of it, i attack him until the next plank comes up. i take it and he tells me not to attack him. so i attack him anyway :twisted: . then after i take the next plank, he says this: noob:reported me:for what? noob:attacking me me:you can't report for that me:screenie (i unfortunatly wasn't able to get the screenie onto paint for some weird reason :? ) here's another one I'm in al kharid getting coal when these 2 ppl were walking around and this one guy says to the other: A:you're my slave now B:okay A:you have to do whatever i say I don't remember the rest, since it happened about half a year ago, but i also know that at one point, someone asked to be my slave :-s Currently will be using my Oni Tsurugi account to attempt to get 99 on all free skills without spending any gp, just for the sake of doing so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alak_the_Great Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 This happened just now in World 3 in Rimmington. Female Noob: I Love u Me: Lol Me: Do You? Female Noob:Will you marry me? Me: Where would the honeymoon be? Noob: At Varrock Me: Varrock? Why not Lletya? Noob: Wheres that? Me: Where the elves are. Noob: Stay here. *Noob Leaves* I walked away after that. I'm not playing right now, but I'll be back The best song in RuneScape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 l0l, y u hating @ axe triqous Well, to be honest, Axe was being pretty rude :? Well to put things in context I was obviously still on my way to 99 slayer and hadn't yet hit 99 range. I was cannoning and there was a low level hallyer slowing me down. Not to defend my actions but it was at least a year and a half to 2 years ago. To see Triqous crying about it this long after said offense, in a topic about low level noobs is kind of insulting and funny at the same time. But I guess the only people I need to try please are my mom and my wife. I can't try make the world a less emo place lest I become emo myself. Erm..sorry, I guess? catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 I was watching my son play on our computer downstairs. This chap for some reason was following him calling him all sorts of names avoiding the censor, there were about 7 or 8 strong swear words. my son got fed up and typed go away sucker and of course the censor removed the suck part. The chap following quickly said reported noob. I tried to get my son to type "thanks that will save me doing it", but he wouldnt. A time I was in the essence mine mining away and a level 73 comes up to me and asks me what I was mining. You have a son? weird. Can you tell me how it can be weird? People of all ages (exept those under 13) can play this game, that was made for adults and not for children. I know a lot of adults playing and I am an adult myself, I go to college and all so all that just to say that this game isn't a kids game but a game for all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkblade986 Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 Not really a Noob moment, but just a funny comment I decided to make (least it was funny for me). Someone: What's everyone's favorite Barrows brother? Me: A dead one... don't worry, you are going to "hell" anyway. wanna race to see who gets there first?Officially reached 100 Combat at 1:33PM EST, June 14, 2007First Dragon Drop: Dragon Chain (Dust Devils) @ 10:48PM EST, July 14, 2008, lv113 combat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonlordjl Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 I was watching my son play on our computer downstairs. This chap for some reason was following him calling him all sorts of names avoiding the censor, there were about 7 or 8 strong swear words. my son got fed up and typed go away sucker and of course the censor removed the suck part. The chap following quickly said reported noob. I tried to get my son to type "thanks that will save me doing it", but he wouldnt. A time I was in the essence mine mining away and a level 73 comes up to me and asks me what I was mining. It irks the **** out of me when people do that. It's like there was a level 94 at the Lighthouse who was purposely running across the room to kill the Dagganoth I was killing. After four times, I said "Wth is your problem?" He promptly responded with "reported, noob!" And then I said "Reported for what? Wth isn't offensive." I then continued my assignment, and he continued to attack the ones I was... I then said "Why are you doing this? Are you jealous just because I am better than you?" to which he replied "Yes." After that, I laughed and then just hopped worlds. :boohoo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebola_Cookie Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Oh, he constantly calls me insane too. Avatar by me; don't steal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetore Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Not really noobish, just stupid. I was smithing Steel Bars, I only had on Karamja Gloves and Backpack... Noob: *follows me* Buy your D Scimmy Pzl Noob: 110k Me: I don't even have one Noob: I just saw you wish one plz Noob: 120k Me: I don't have one! Noob: *walks off* Exact spelling too I swear I never had any weapon equipped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
book_of_metal Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Nub: Whats that in your hand? Me: Umm, is an abby whip Nub: Can i have it? Me: no.... Follows me arround for about 10 min Nub, ill trade you a santa for it Me: ok, let me see the sante he puts a fez in the tradebox.... i give him 1gp cuz i feel sorry Check out my 50M+ Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fekambard Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Nub: Whats that in your hand? Me: Umm, is an abby whip Nub: Can i have it? Me: no.... Follows me arround for about 10 min Nub, ill trade you a santa for it Me: ok, let me see the sante he puts a fez in the tradebox.... i give him 1gp cuz i feel sorry Could have been trying to scam you... :ohnoes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guitar_god_2007 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 this is more of a noobs do the funniest things This was after a noob followed me for AGES!!! Level 45 noob: what staff is that?!? Me: obby staff Noob: how do you get one? Me: get from an obby monster or from the shop Noob: can u get me one? Me: lol no Noob: please, i really want one! me: well go kill one there easy to get Noob: ok can you take me there? Me: sure ( Took Him To TzHaar Caves ) Noob: so who do i kill? Me: the mage's Noob: ok can you help? Me: ok..( kileld 1st few) Me:brb Noob: ok ill kill on my own Me: Err You Will Die... (loged off) Noob on pm: I died! Me: no! what u lose?? Noob: every thing me: sorry to hear that ( turn chat on friends) he droped...( remmber this was from a noob) Rune helm h4 rune shield h4 mage ammy(t) mystics boots and gloves Team cape i told him not to kill 1 >.< Goals: 15m Slayer xp | 85 Herblore | 75+ All Stats | Chaotic Rapier | 125k/200k Tokens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathwalker Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 ^^lol, i think the 1 on my sig is quite funny, click the link! thats why i siggied it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hi6868 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 i was cutting mahogany for fm and a noob comes in noob says can ihave teaks or mahogany me :no noob: please me : no noob: plezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz me : no so i stop say in no but he keeps askingfor along time a lvl 70 comes in and starts wcing and the noob ask hime says its for his house 70 give him some noob; more please 70 : why noob: because 70: no noob: y 70: cuase your a nub noob starts saying that he is a nub over and over agian i for got :-k how he started saying y but now he won't stop talking ps iam still there and him to in world 66 at the mohaganys come and see this noob :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hi6868 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 update he just called me and the lvl 70 the u 2 noob:noobs are the noobist noobs of the noob noobist town in rs noob can ihave logs noob: can ihave logs noob: can ihave logs so ican leave you noobs alone juts said noob;i might go on zeziama now oh he jus left and the lvl 70 rs names is segento he is nice he is GIVEING ME THE MAHOGANYS TO BURN \ \ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbyfighter Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 I think that lots of people make things up and post them here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hi6868 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 mine is true :shame: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetore Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Just saw this in bank. lvl25: Need presents, it's my birthday. First of all, it being your birthday doesn't mean people who don't even know you should give you stuff. Second, you dont NEED anything. It sounds rude to say you NEED it. Lol. It's just funny that he's a lvl 25 member using that line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powman3 Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 The stupidest thing I ever had done for me... The dude: I can give your account members ME:do you think I am [developmentally delayed]ed? The dude: Yes Really tarded right there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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