August 24, 200718 yr Somebody on the RSOF said that he saw a lvl 10 player or something at Goblin Village and his Bar was almost fully red and he said "I'm Evolving!" :lol: My RuneScape Blog. Click here!
August 24, 200718 yr they didn't get I was trying to learn them how to make people understand what they say #-o "...learn them..." heh... Oh, wait... was that supposed to be serious? One I had in the community chat a little bit ago. Not really noobish, but it reminded me that I tend to talk with the intellectual ability of a person at least 12 years older than most others (partially due to the fact that most people don't speak English natively). Ok, so the conversation was about how to collect Swamp Tar. I had mentioned that Cave Slime drop it, and people were arguing over whether they dropped Tar or Paste. Me: The only place you can get Swamp Paste preprepared is Khazard Several others: preprepared? Me: I have been notorious for spontaneous prefixes and suffixes Several others: what are prefixes and suffixes? :wall: I do my best to explain it, but when it's obvious that I'm having no success, I just walk out before the frustration leads me to hit the kick button on someone innocently... I've really got to stop talking so sophisticatedly... Thos guys are idiots :shock: . "I'm evolving!" :lol: Errmm... the guys also..... a *not saying*. I mean... Come on! evolving means gaining a level, hes losing his stuff... :lol: . What did he get btw?
August 24, 200718 yr Me: Selling 1k boods runes 480k Noob Trades OFFER - Karils coif, Anchient Staff, 23Lobbies Me: nty m8, im looking for cash or items that add to 480k ^.^ Noob: thats does Add to 480k, learn how to add Me: so how much is each item? Noob: Anchient Staff are 300k Karils Coif 150k and the lobbies 1k each Me: lol m8 nice try... maybe if you get some money and come back to me Noob: Why You lol?? Me: coz you totaly over price items.. Mainly Lobbies Me: selling 1k bloods 480k for all Noob: Look!!!! I just reported you for item scamming. Ha! Me: Well When you get the black marks near your name remember me ^.^ Noob Runs Off Tryin To Scam Others I have loads ov storys like this ALL from world 2.... they either need to read rules, Stop Playing or get a life. Goals: 15m Slayer xp | 85 Herblore | 75+ All Stats | Chaotic Rapier | 125k/200k Tokens
August 24, 200718 yr they didn't get I was trying to learn them how to make people understand what they say #-o "...learn them..." heh... Oh, wait... was that supposed to be serious? One I had in the community chat a little bit ago. Not really noobish, but it reminded me that I tend to talk with the intellectual ability of a person at least 12 years older than most others (partially due to the fact that most people don't speak English natively). Ok, so the conversation was about how to collect Swamp Tar. I had mentioned that Cave Slime drop it, and people were arguing over whether they dropped Tar or Paste. Me: The only place you can get Swamp Paste preprepared is Khazard Several others: preprepared? Me: I have been notorious for spontaneous prefixes and suffixes Several others: what are prefixes and suffixes? :wall: I do my best to explain it, but when it's obvious that I'm having no success, I just walk out before the frustration leads me to hit the kick button on someone innocently... I've really got to stop talking so sophisticatedly... something similar happened to me, I was on my friend's clan chat when somebody got all upset because i was using "big words that they didn't understand". the words? cattle dung #-o . Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
August 24, 200718 yr girl:buying feathers *i trade* put up 5k feathers girl accepts.. girl:im buying them for free... me:k.. lol *she keeps following me saying she is princess of runescape and i have to do it*.. the char name was jimbob somthing and it was a girl char -.- I think we encountered the same person haha anyways I wish I encountered some noobs well I have I just forget the stories :( Nick Jonas <3You've Been Marked c(^:!ÃÆââââ¬Ã¾Ãââ
August 24, 200718 yr god read 133 pages of nooby stories trust me i ended up arguing with my brother and called him a noob and said reported. When i walked away i said wtf? #-o also piscatoris fishing colony has no noobs there!
August 24, 200718 yr this happend me a long time ago, noob: whats your sword? me: emm, dragon scim. noob: cool, can it fly? me: why you think that? noob: dragons have wings... :XD: proud wearer of the quest and cooking capeloot from barrows: ahrims bottom, guthans body, guthans warspear, great axe and guthans chainskirt :thumbsup:
August 24, 200718 yr I was at the fishing guild: Noob#1: Adults dopn't play runescape. Me: I'm an adult. Noob#1: Please be lying. Me: No I'm not. Noob#1: Adults don't play games. You should having babies. Me: Babies = no life. Noob#1: No, babies = life. Adults shouldn't have fun. Noob#2: You should go to a strip club. Me: reported. I by accident click some distance away. When my character comes back there's a commotion over me being an adult. :S Me: I say I'm an adult and it drives everyone crazy. Random observer: Lets change the subject. When I was a kid I wasn't that naive about adults! I knew they did more than just have babies (and strip clubs never came to mind). RSN: Kingdom196.
August 24, 200718 yr This would be a funny thing on runescape. !not real! an average man/woman with an i.q of 110 *welcome to runescape* *here comes a noob run!* person:ahhh! noob:phr33 stuff pl0x my acc g0t b4nn3d and i r j4g3x m0d i b5n u 1f u d0nt give mestsusf *your I.Q just dropped by 30!* person:duhhh h no noob:i b4n3edfdsfi you ki3W9JU89W3R93 *the letters mezmerize you! you are now a noob your I.Q is now 10!(yes i know rare =p)* person:uhhh h[bleep] is fress tuff noob:noob!
August 24, 200718 yr I was selling pked rune scimmys on world 2 for cheap when some noob comes up to me... Me: Selling rune Scimmys half off only 15k! Noob: I'll buy one 3k. Me:Um... What part of 15k don't u understand. Noob: Fine give u two tokkul Me: Um... Tok's untradable Noob: Fine rep0rted scammer n00b. Me: What? Noob: Scimmy worth only 5k. Me: No they worth 30k. Noob: Tehn u must be a haxer. Me: No, I'm a pker. Noob: 0h s0 ur auto Me: no. Me:PKER!!! Noob:sure haxing auto rep0rted for scamming. Me: Okay.... Five minutes later somebody wanted to buy one for 15gp :XD: Edit Just got one five minutes ago. Noob:where i get dahlek armor Me: You mean Dharok? Noob: No dahlek Me:what? Noob:Dahlek from dr. who. Me: Um..... okay.... Noob: My friend told me to buy dahlek armor for 20k. Noob:show mey where teh armer is! Me:.... ok.... *walks over to champions guild* Me:In here. Come back 50 qps later. No witty signatures for me :(
August 24, 200718 yr This just happened my friend and I were standing in varrock sqaure and a lvl 45 i think? lol came up Noob: Where did you get that hat Noob: Where Noob: ?? Me: Its from a random event sorry shes afk Friend: Oh Yea Noob: Where Friend: Im back Me: A random event Noob: Where Me: A random event!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Noob: Where Me: omg!! Me: Leave noob Noob: But Where Friend: A....Don't bother Me: A random event but i don't remember which one Noob: nvm Friend: From the freakin leaderhosern guy! Friend: What? Me: Omg that was so annoying.. Nick Jonas <3You've Been Marked c(^:!ÃÆââââ¬Ã¾Ãââ
August 26, 200718 yr Wilderness Noobs i don't really remember things like that which happened to me, but these things happened to my brother: first one: noob (level 6): wanna fight in wildy??? my brother(he was level 38): no thanks. noob: why!?!?!? are you scared? my brother: no i just feel sorry for you. second one: my brother (level 51 at this time) follows someone and wants to buy his rune plate legs. there is also a higher level (73) account follow the one with the plate legs. when he almost reach the wilderness, the first one says he doesn't want to sell the rune plate legs. then the level 73 noob says: wanna go with me to the wilderness? my brother: no way! level 73 noob: then you are a chicken! (does the flap emote a lot) my brother: a chicken is better than a fool. i call these people noobs because they tried to lure my brother to the wilderness, and its noobbish no doubt.
August 26, 200718 yr while in fally west,a guy with 99 fishing and cape was busy fletching, when- noob-lv35 said nice blue cape with a fish on, 30 secs later,noob- fishing lvl? 30 secs later, noob, i want a fish tatoo too!! :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: when will they learn?
August 26, 200718 yr this just happened to me, i got so bored, i started walking around in varrock on f2p for no reason. I was standing there and a noob walks up to me noob:i buy ur ammy I'm wearing a glory(t) we all know is members anyways me:nfs noob:ok me:its members anyways noob:noob me:what? noob:noob! me:ok.. good for me noob:yeapy ur a stpad noob noob:i am sooo cool me:yes i know, youre like the god of runescape, youre so awesome he walks away.. may i remind you, he was a lvl 27 in black plate and legs with an addy longsword and black sq, we all know hes the coolest around eh. lol i laughed pretty good on this one
August 26, 200718 yr Some one comes up to me a says player: buy your gloves me: can't trade player: i'll trade you mine *player takes gloves off and trades me* me: i can't trade them there a quest item *they were the chaos gantlets so you know what i mean* player: oh... 3 minutes later he says the same thing for the next 5 minutes!!! 99 FM Acheived on Friday December 26th 2008Click for my blog|Mass Effect Discussion Thread|Nation Creation/Create your own Country Forums
August 27, 200718 yr Ok this happened to my brother, and i had a similiar incident. My brother sees a lvl 70+ guy walking around with full dragon and a dragon 2h. His name is something along the lines of "pimp123." Following him are 2 girls, less than lvl 30. Lvl 70: Like my ultra rare dragon 2h? Lvl 30s: Ooh yah its sooo cool! My Brother:What, trying to compensate for something? Lvl 30s: Huh? Lvl 70: Shut up! My brother just walked off laughing...This proves that a lvl 39 (my brother) can be less nooby than a long time player. Rune Tips Merchanting Site!"rune tips cc" if you would like to learn some tricks of the merching trade! We have a great community as well.Each of us a cell of awareness/Imperfect and incomplete/Genetic blends with uncertain ends/On a fortune hunt thats far too fleet
August 28, 200718 yr I was at the fishing guild: Noob#1: Adults dopn't play runescape. Me: I'm an adult. Noob#1: Please be lying. Me: No I'm not. Noob#1: Adults don't play games. You should having babies. Me: Babies = no life. Noob#1: No, babies = life. Adults shouldn't have fun. Noob#2: You should go to a strip club. Me: reported. I by accident click some distance away. When my character comes back there's a commotion over me being an adult. :S Me: I say I'm an adult and it drives everyone crazy. Random observer: Lets change the subject. When I was a kid I wasn't that naive about adults! I knew they did more than just have babies (and strip clubs never came to mind). I know... I am also an adult (While english is not my first language but anyways), and I think most of the kids think games are for kids, not for everyone... But once, I saw a father and son interact ingame and it was nice to see there was people like that too ingame ;). I'm sorry I don't have a noob story.
August 29, 200718 yr Noob: Hey... can I buy your Sara kite? Me: Offer. Noob: Uhh...2k and full iron? Me: You're crazy... Noob: You little NOOB!!! I'm gonna report you. Me: Oh.. I'm not a little noob. I'm a big one, lol. Go ahead and report NOOB. I find it amusing :thumbsup:
August 29, 200718 yr I was walking in Falador and this noob comes up to me Noob: Will you have cex with me? Me: *Decides to mess around with him* Okay, I live in Seattle *lies* Noob: No, I mean just on here Me: *Gets bored and walks away* rofl, I think i'll try that one next time. I don't really have many funny stories. There was this one time were a noob came up to me whilst I was woodcutting. Him: Wc levul? Me: 94 Him: Haha im 99 Me: Oh ok *Checks Highscores* Me: You're 49 Woodcutting... Him: No i am not, im 99 Me: Ok then I believe you.... Ah there was another time were I was waiting for a friend at Lumbridge. Her: Haha level 106 Me: Yes? Her: My main is level 702 Me: Oh really? Her: Yeah, don't you believe me? Me: No the highest combat level is 126. Turns out she had a account named tztok jad -.- HOLY CRAP!...yeah. someone named that once hosted a drop party!...heh thats how i got meh obby shield...and gave it to my mother (she plays..level 112 :thumbsup: ) Time waits for no man, but it can take a break for one in the restroom. proud wearer of chain armor!~!~!~!~!
August 29, 200718 yr I don't really have many funny stories. There was this one time were a noob came up to me whilst I was woodcutting. Him: Wc levul? Me: 94 Him: Haha im 99 Me: Oh ok *Checks Highscores* Me: You're 49 Woodcutting... Him: No i am not, im 99 Me: Ok then I believe you.... That is possible, you just have to go from 49 to 99 WC without logging out once. AKA autoing. :XD:
August 29, 200718 yr I was walking along to barrows for a trip and this guy starts following me, i walked for abit and this happended. me: wassup? noob: shut the F**K up mother F**ker Ill Cut you me: ok..
August 30, 200718 yr Funny at the time (and just about everyone was running around asking wheres zezima and everyone was going crazy =D)
August 30, 200718 yr i dont remember the exact conversation but it was something to the effect of: noob: ill buy ur chest and legs, 1k (green d-hide, im f2p) me: ha, ur about 10k off noob: oh, ok.... (about 30 seconds later) noob: so i'll buy ur armor, 1k me: you dont listen very well do you? noob: yeah i do noob: why? me: cause i just told you you were about 10k off... noob: i'll buy ur armor, 1k. this goes on for about 5 minutes before i get annoyed enough to log out, lol
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