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Just happened about 2 mins ago...

 

 

 

Noob : Hi

 

Noob : Hi

 

Noob : I

 

Me : Hey

 

Noob : can i get a whip

 

Me :

 

Noob : gimme sumat

 

Noob : gimme sumat plox

 

Me : Earn it like everyone else. Begging isn't cool.

 

Noob : fine for u gimme sumting

 

Me :

 

Noob : hellllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

Noob : heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllloooooooooo

 

Noob : freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee stuvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

 

Noob : frrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

Noob : eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

Noob : eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

Me :

 

 

 

 

 

you could have reported him, he was spamming, that goes under rule 1

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Got this one about 20 minutes ago

 

 

 

Newbie Member: Need free arrmer (yeah...thats exactly how he spelled it

 

Me: If you can spell it right, i'll give you full steel

 

Newbie Member: Stfu Ralvn you can't spell it either

 

Me: Armour

 

Newbie Member: Armour

 

Newbie Member: Now give me arrmer like you promised (he went back to spelling like he did before...cuz he's a smart kid)

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Noob : Hey Harrington. Nice name man

 

Me : Thx

 

Noob : Nice levels too

 

Me : =)

 

Noob : Can I try your guthan helm on?

 

Me :

 

 

 

im tempted to siggy that :lol:

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Got this one about 20 minutes ago

 

 

 

Me: If you can spell it right, i'll give you full steel

 

 

 

 

Well, unless you are actually willing to give it... that's risky. Sometimes they will just go and take help from a dictionary \'

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Noob:Noobs are people who are lvl20-100

 

Not entirely accurate, but...

 

I found this amusing because in my mind where I take every command or statement literally, he just called Zezima a noob.

 

 

 

Isn't Zezima level 126 combat? :mrgreen:

 

That was the point I was trying to make, 126 does not fall between 20 and 100, so respected players (or at least really high levels) like Zezima, QueenValerie, The Old Nite, and N0valyfe are noobs.

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lol, i didn't know that there are so nooby members

 

 

 

You'd be surprised :wink:

 

 

 

Noob:Noobs are people who are lvl20-100

 

Not entirely accurate, but...

 

I found this amusing because in my mind where I take every command or statement literally, he just called Zezima a noob.

 

 

 

Isn't Zezima level 126 combat? :mrgreen:

 

 

 

Zezima? Who is that?

 

 

 

 

 

you dont know who zezima is? he (zezima is a boy, right?) is the best ruescape player ever!

 

 

 

 

 

you

 

 

 

zezima isnt the best rs player he just has most exp ever this doesnt make him any better or worse at anything else

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Just happened about 2 mins ago...

 

 

 

Noob : Hi

 

Noob : Hi

 

Noob : I

 

Me : Hey

 

Noob : can i get a whip

 

Me :

 

Noob : gimme sumat

 

Noob : gimme sumat plox

 

Me : Earn it like everyone else. Begging isn't cool.

 

Noob : fine for u gimme sumting

 

Me :

 

Noob : hellllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

Noob : heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllloooooooooo

 

Noob : freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee stuvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

 

Noob : frrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

Noob : eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

Noob : eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

Me :

 

 

 

 

 

you could have reported him, he was spamming, that goes under rule 1

 

 

 

Oh, never really thought of that. Thanks bud. I see people doing that quite often but never really though about reporting it.

 

 

 

Noob : Hey Harrington. Nice name man

 

Me : Thx

 

Noob : Nice levels too

 

Me : =)

 

Noob : Can I try your guthan helm on?

 

Me :

 

 

 

im tempted to siggy that :lol:

 

 

 

Hehe, I would be honoured :thumbsup:

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:shock: The kids on Rs are really wierd..

 

 

 

Lvl 3: Hi

 

Me: Yo

 

Lvl 3: How old are you?

 

Me: 15...You?

 

Lvl 3: 9 years old

 

Me: Cool

 

Lvl 3: Do you want to be Lesby with me?

 

Me: Ok \/\/tf leave me alone plz?

 

 

 

And I ran away... jeeze

 

 

 

Ive gotten that a few times...

 

AND IM A GUY!!! :shock:

 

 

 

(Like you couldn't tell right?)

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lol, i didn't know that there are so nooby members

 

 

 

You'd be surprised :wink:

 

 

 

Noob:Noobs are people who are lvl20-100

 

Not entirely accurate, but...

 

I found this amusing because in my mind where I take every command or statement literally, he just called Zezima a noob.

 

 

 

Isn't Zezima level 126 combat? :mrgreen:

 

 

 

Zezima? Who is that?

 

 

 

 

 

you dont know who zezima is? he (zezima is a boy, right?) is the best ruescape player ever!

 

 

 

 

 

you

=; Zezima is irl (in real life) a girl or a young woman who live in US. If I remember right there was a interview about Zezima at Tip.it pages where SHE told that. :-k
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Get your fact right before you talk BS:

 

http://www.tip.it/runescape/?times=39

 

 

 

In case you are too lazy to read:

 

 

 

Zezima: Someone tried to convince me that I'm a 42 year old woman that dropped out of high school to play RS... yeah I played 25 years before it was out.

 

Oh yea, something I'd like you to add to this interview if you don't mind. Can you just clarify that I'm male? lol

 

 

 

Nice reading comprehension.

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I can remember this very well

 

 

 

I was mining iron to make iron bars for to train smith. The noob in queston was 10 lvls higher than me)

 

 

 

Noob: Lol all you got is no armor and steel pick (i had now armor to save running energy, and I only had a steel pick cos I thought it was a waste of time buying another)

 

Me: actually I have full armor in bank

 

Noob: Lol probably bronze

 

 

 

What is the world coming to? :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall:

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I'm smelting silver ores in Port Phasmatys. Some lvl 60 guy comes.

 

 

 

Noob: macroer

 

Me:

 

Noob: noob macroer

 

Me:

 

Noob:

 

Me: Thanks

 

Noob: Give it back

 

Me: Umm, nope, I'll keep it

 

Noob: Reported

 

Me: For?

 

Noob: That's considered scamming

 

Me: W/E

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How is it possible that this isn't a sticky thread.

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, your commodity drops in value.
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=; Zezima is irl (in real life) a girl or a young woman who live in US. If I remember right there was a interview about Zezima at Tip.it pages where SHE told that. :-k

 

 

 

 

 

well how was i supposed to know that? I never heard of runescape at that time <.<

 

 

 

Read the post above yours, I just confirmed that Zezima is a guy. You know, male, man, masculine, etc.

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=; Zezima is irl (in real life) a girl or a young woman who live in US. If I remember right there was a interview about Zezima at Tip.it pages where SHE told that. :-k

 

 

 

 

 

well how was i supposed to know that? I never heard of runescape at that time <.<

 

 

 

Read the post above yours, I just confirmed that Zezima is a guy. You know, male, man, masculine, etc.

 

 

 

oh... my bad :oops:

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guys dont make this thread all about zezima...ruins the thread its about nubs...

 

 

 

My convo with teh autoer

 

 

 

auto:(wcing)

 

me:hello mr auto

 

autoer:*wcing*

 

me:how are you today?

 

autoer:*wcing*

 

nub:cant you see he is muted you nub

 

me: :-s are all his lvl 3 bald headed friends muted too then?

 

nub:wanna fight?

 

me:wtf...unless you wanna go 90 wild?

 

nub:rofl there is no 90 wild rofl i bet you wet ur bed rofl!

 

me:pull ups ftw...

 

LEAVES

 

 

 

wtf? :-s :-s

 

 

 

 

 

maybe i do! :oops: :wink:

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Noob:Hi want to be friends?

 

Me:Hmmmm Maaaybe

 

Noob:Lets go abby crafting together!

 

Me:Hmmmm Ok

 

*Equips glory ammy*

 

Noob:Can i kill you yet?

 

Me:Um sure

 

Noob:*Ice Barrage*

 

Noob:Are you dead yet?

 

Me:Glory tele's to edge

 

Noob:Why are you such a noob?

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I have an excellent one:

 

 

 

Noob: =; Zezima is irl (in real life) a girl or a young woman who live in US. If I remember right there was a interview about Zezima at Tip.it pages where SHE told that. :-k

 

 

 

Sorry, had to do that.

 

 

 

And another:

 

 

 

Noob: Hi

 

Me: Hi.

 

Noob: Do you know where Rimmington is?

 

Me: You know Port Sarim?

 

Noob: Ye

 

Me: Go west from it.

 

Another noob: (with really bad "English")Don't listen to him, he's lying! You have to go south of Lumby!

 

Noob: Ty *goes where the noob told him to*

 

Me: Don't listen to him, he is lying. Just go west from Port Sarim.

 

Noob: Shut up noob

 

 

 

So he preferred his advice? He was a frickin' level 10 and so rather untrustworthy with his "gramer". Sad thing is how there was no-one else to say I'm right, so now this level 10 idiot managed to succeed in his idiotic ways.

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Noob:Hi want to be friends?

 

Me:Hmmmm Maaaybe

 

Noob:Lets go abby crafting together!

 

Me:Hmmmm Ok

 

*Equips glory ammy*

 

Noob:Can i kill you yet?

 

Me:Um sure

 

Noob:*Ice Barrage*

 

Noob:Are you dead yet?

 

Me:Glory tele's to edge

 

Noob:Why are you such a noob?

 

 

 

Dont make things up please -.-

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