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Noob: Teleport me in there

 

Me: What, Are you joking?

 

Noob: No teleport me in there

 

Me I wont do that for 2 reasons, 1 you'd die and 2 there is no such spell

 

Noob:I wouldnt die!!! I'd kill that ****

 

Me: there's no such spell, cant be done.

 

Noob: yes there is I killed one in Varrock, now teleport me in there.

 

Me: There is no lesser demon in varrock

 

Noob: Hahaha N00b!!! yes there is and I killed it with silverlight!!!

 

Me: that's completely different, that was for a quest

 

Noob: so?

 

Me: you couldn't kill one normally

 

Noob: Omg Yes I cud, you're just scared

 

 

 

I'm getting fed up, so I tell him how to get to the lessers in Karmaja.

 

 

 

2mins later a get a pm...

 

 

 

Noob: I'm reporting you for item scamming

 

Me: Why?

 

Noob: you tricked me to going to karmaja and bnow I lost my stuff

 

Noob: Give me money or i'll report you again.

 

 

:D [/code]

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lvl75: hi

 

me:hi

 

lvl75: are you from America

 

me: nope, from croatia

 

lvl75:wheres that

 

me:in europe

 

lvl75:why are u speaking english then?

 

 

 

same guy:

 

he:wanna be my gf

 

me:ok

 

*i log out and log back in after 4 of 5 hours*

 

he:i'm braking up wit you

 

he:i don't want to hurt your feelings but i don't want a gf from Europe

 

me:im not hurt this is just a game

 

he:well mot to me

 

he:when your 17 you don't fake dates

 

me:it's a kids game, everithing is fake

 

he:i dont fake dates

 

he:im glad im braking up with you

 

me:me too

 

he:i bet your a man

 

me:am not

 

me:im going to post this to forum

 

me:and every1 will laugh

 

he:go ahed, im not scared

 

he:i will post this to forum too

 

he:and everyone will see that your a man!lolololol

 

*i log out and post this*

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lvl75: hi

 

me:hi

 

lvl75: are you from America

 

me: nope, from croatia

 

lvl75:wheres that

 

me:in europe

 

lvl75:why are u speaking english then?

 

 

 

same guy:

 

he:wanna be my gf

 

me:ok

 

*i log out and log back in after 4 of 5 hours*

 

he:i'm braking up wit you

 

he:i don't want to hurt your feelings but i don't want a gf from Europe

 

me:im not hurt this is just a game

 

he:well mot to me

 

he:when your 17 you don't fake dates

 

me:it's a kids game, everithing is fake

 

he:i dont fake dates

 

he:im glad im braking up with you

 

me:me too

 

he:i bet your a man

 

me:am not

 

me:im going to post this to forum

 

me:and every1 will laugh

 

he:go ahed, im not scared

 

he:i will post this to forum too

 

he:and everyone will see that your a man!lolololol

 

*i log out and post this*

 

 

 

:D lol

 

 

 

Well I didn't want you to be a lier

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me:I went to the last level of stronghold of security without armour

 

noob:that is impossible

 

noob: no1 has never ever done that without armour

 

me:noob

 

noob:just wait for school and you will see

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Natasa: Are you a girl or not?

 

Metugo1: Correction.

 

Noob: I went to the last level of stronghold of security without armor

 

Newb:That is impossible

 

Newb: no has never ever done that without armour

 

Noob:noob

 

Newb:just wait for school and you will see

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In Varrock square, world 3:

 

beggar: Give me money

 

beggar's target: Why should I?

 

beggar: Give me money

 

beggar: Or ill put the hurt on you

 

me: Lol

 

 

 

Via Pm:

 

loser: Can i buy your account?

 

me: why?

 

loser: Because I want a high lvl account

 

me: Get yer own!

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Noob 1: Ahh. I just died! What do I do?

 

 

 

Noob2: Control Z

 

 

 

Noob1: Whats that?

 

 

 

Noob 2: Undo.

 

 

 

=D> :wall:

 

 

 

Hahah brilliant :XD:

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Noob 1: Ahh. I just died! What do I do?

 

 

 

Noob2: Control Z

 

 

 

Noob1: Whats that?

 

 

 

Noob 2: Undo.

 

 

 

=D> :wall:

 

 

 

Hahah brilliant :XD:

 

 

 

Lol! I rofl irl !!

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Sigh...Just now happened.

 

Scamming Nooby Mc Noob (like his name?):Selling loar remains 12.3 mil!

 

Me:...

 

S.N.M.M:Selling loar remain 13 mil!

 

Me:wow -.-

 

S.N.M.M:Selling loar remains phats accepted!

 

Me:Ok, you're going down!

 

(Me and level 4 skiller approach S.N.M.M.)

 

Me:Wow...not even gonna start :|

 

S.N.M.M:So don't you ************* (what?) noob! haha i just banned you now give me your stuf plz

 

(S.N.M.M is level 84 by the way...)

 

|\/\/|Modman:Seriously, stop or I Will have to mute you, at the least.

 

S.N.M.M:Bring it nub (mod had left to spin flax <.< )

 

Random person:B sale no noobs!!!!

 

Me:eh, what the heck..

 

*Sends trade offer, but sees him turn to trade with S.N.M.M*

 

Me: :evil:

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Dharockslayer wrote:

 

boffcheese3 wrote:

 

Noob 1: Ahh. I just died! What do I do?

 

 

 

Noob2: Control Z

 

 

 

Noob1: Whats that?

 

 

 

Noob 2: Undo.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hahah brilliant

 

 

Love this one :D

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Natasa777 wrote:

 

lvl75: hi

 

me:hi

 

lvl75: are you from America

 

me: nope, from croatia

 

lvl75:wheres that

 

me:in europe

 

lvl75:why are u speaking english then?

 

 

 

Lol i love that 1,real world noob,btw i am from Croatia.

 

 

 

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Natasa777 wrote:

 

lvl75: hi

 

me:hi

 

lvl75: are you from America

 

me: nope, from croatia

 

lvl75:wheres that

 

me:in europe

 

lvl75:why are u speaking english then?

 

 

 

Lol i love that 1,real world noob,btw i am from Croatia.

 

 

 

U kojem gradu ̢̮â¬Â¦Ãâþivi̢̮â¬Â¦Ãâá,ja u Osijeku?

 

 

 

U Rijeci

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i was in varrock west bank just hanging out and i looked up from what i was doing and i saw this conversation

 

 

 

 

 

noob1:give me free stuff or ill kick your

 

 

 

noob2: you kick my what?

 

 

 

noob1: ill kick your 3 letter word

 

 

 

me: wow watch out hes gonna kick your 3 letter word

 

 

 

i could not remember it all but thats pretty much it.

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You should have knocked him out and thrown him out the window (I actually did that at school).

 

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I was in a f2p world pking and some noob was running around doing nothing wearing members items. So i killed him. This is how the conversation went after that.

 

 

 

Him (pming me): why did you kill me i want all my stuff back!

 

Me: You droped nothing it was all members stuff.

 

Him: yeah i know so give it all back.

 

Me: it was members stuff and it wont show if you die and drop it on a f2p world.

 

Him: I don't care i just want it back i had lots of valuable stuff in my inventory!

 

Me: srry i can't get it back its lost in the world of runescape forever! :twisted:

 

Him: your lying give it back or i'll report you for item scamming!

 

Me: i'm shaking

 

Him: i did it

 

Me: yeah me 2

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I was in a f2p world pking and some noob was running around doing nothing wearing members items. So i killed him. This is how the conversation went after that.

 

 

 

Him (pming me): why did you kill me i want all my stuff back!

 

Me: You droped nothing it was all members stuff.

 

Him: yeah i know so give it all back.

 

Me: it was members stuff and it wont show if you die and drop it on a f2p world.

 

Him: I don't care i just want it back i had lots of valuable stuff in my inventory!

 

Me: srry i can't get it back its lost in the world of runescape forever! :twisted:

 

Him: your lying give it back or i'll report you for item scamming!

 

Me: i'm shaking

 

Him: i did it

 

Me: yeah me 2

 

 

 

lol, i didn't know that there are so nooby members

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Just happened, I was going to slay trolls when some level 75 passes by :

 

 

 

Him:Wait

 

Him:Do skill cape

 

Him:Do Skill cape

 

Me:After you die from the trolls, of course

 

Him:Plz

 

Him:Y wont u do it

 

Me:Why should I?

 

Me:I'm not your jester

 

Him:Oh I see u are to scard

 

Him:Like a girl

 

 

 

He then procedes to walk off, toward a dead end.

 

When he comes back:

 

Him:Scard girl

 

 

 

-.-

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lol, i didn't know that there are so nooby members

 

 

 

You'd be surprised :wink:

 

 

 

Noob:Noobs are people who are lvl20-100

 

Not entirely accurate, but...

 

I found this amusing because in my mind where I take every command or statement literally, he just called Zezima a noob.

 

 

 

Isn't Zezima level 126 combat? :mrgreen:

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lol, i didn't know that there are so nooby members

 

 

 

You'd be surprised :wink:

 

 

 

Noob:Noobs are people who are lvl20-100

 

Not entirely accurate, but...

 

I found this amusing because in my mind where I take every command or statement literally, he just called Zezima a noob.

 

 

 

Isn't Zezima level 126 combat? :mrgreen:

 

 

 

Zezima? Who is that?

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lol, i didn't know that there are so nooby members

 

 

 

You'd be surprised :wink:

 

 

 

Noob:Noobs are people who are lvl20-100

 

Not entirely accurate, but...

 

I found this amusing because in my mind where I take every command or statement literally, he just called Zezima a noob.

 

 

 

Isn't Zezima level 126 combat? :mrgreen:

 

 

 

Zezima? Who is that?

 

 

 

 

 

you dont know who zezima is? he (zezima is a boy, right?) is the best ruescape player ever!

 

 

 

 

 

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Just happened about 2 mins ago...

 

 

 

Noob : Hi

 

Noob : Hi

 

Noob : I

 

Me : Hey

 

Noob : can i get a whip

 

Me :

 

Noob : gimme sumat

 

Noob : gimme sumat plox

 

Me : Earn it like everyone else. Begging isn't cool.

 

Noob : fine for u gimme sumting

 

Me :

 

Noob : hellllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

Noob : heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllloooooooooo

 

Noob : freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee stuvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

 

Noob : frrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

Noob : eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

Noob : eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

Me :

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