Me9945

*steals the milk and all the cookies* SCORE!!!!!!!!

1. noob 2. def noob (not that i have a high def lvl its just annoying when ppl that train a skill get called a noob for it.) 3. prayer noob (if you were me and some one was coming after you with a dds you would pray too) favorite-- ROFLMAO

i was in varrock west bank just hanging out and i looked up from what i was doing and i saw this conversation noob1:give me free stuff or ill kick your noob2: you kick my what? noob1: ill kick your 3 letter word me: wow watch out hes gonna kick your 3 letter word i could not remember it all but thats pretty much it.

good luck with all your goals...(you are way better in almost all of the f2p skills than i am) now whats this talk about a free cookie?

+1 i wouldve grabbed my pencil/pen/sharpest object in my reach and stabbed the little ahole in the arm and or leg

:o! But they're so cool! A scorpion would freak me out, but everything else on that list probably wouldn't really get to me :thumbsup: (maybe the obvious small jump, but just a typical jolt of surprise). Though, if the snake had poisonous markings (red and yellow, etc.) I'm hi-tailing (sp?) it o_O. some arent poisonious they just look like that to scare things away. oh and btw when i was younger i thought praying mantises were cute

:uhh: :-X I get sqimish with large bugs (warf spiders mak eme violent, I cant rest till i've killed them so I know I won't find it again). I proboly would have goten something to whack it with (maby the 3-volt electric fly swater) If I woke up and one of those was on me I would: a) Have a heart attack while yelling a defening 'holy [cabbage]' or 'what the [bleep]' or maby just 'ahhh' b)faint c)die of shock silently d) yell one of the selections from 'a' while jumping out of bed, running around in circles for 10 seconds, than finding the largest hardcover book I could, and a roll of paper towel. Then use the book to fling it onto the floor, through some paper towel on it, and squish it with the book. Now if I encountered one out doors, I would be faced with never wanting to see it again. I'd proboly run inside, grab my air rifle, load it, run back out dorrs and blow that centipede away. Choce 2 would be to whack it with a baseball bat. *replaces fly swatter with 5 iron golf club and anything i can get my hands on* "that should do it" and for outside i would replace the air gun with my trusty 4/10 shotgun

QFMFT :P . These days if a teacher even touched the kid they'd be in huge [cabbage]. Back when I went to elementary school as a wee lad in Mississippi (it was a kind of ghetto school) the teachers were not afraid of sending you to the principles office for a paddling. I was a good boy though. :-$ O:) My math teacher spazzes all the time and while we were at a program he literally picked up this fat kid who has almost 80 lbs on me (im a good sized kid) and screamed at him. Later on he picked him up and threw him into our lockers. The parents didn't do a thing.

you were in a dumpster????

Uh...I think you misunderstood "kids" I'm talking like kids up to 5-6 years old. I could be 14 and complain in a legit manner about it...I just happen to be 20, oh well. im 13 but i like kids outside of public places where it is ok to yell but when i go to church on sundays and there is a baby screaming i get really mad because we have a room for crying babys that they can play in. you can see the annoyance on my preacher's face when the mother lets it go.

it appears that this thread has been boycatted... my god that was bad. anyway.. hehe I really liked that one Jaziek

speaking of ipods my friend keeps leaving his at my other friends house so my other friend turned to volume all the way down and locked it. then he set the language to a different one and the owner hasnt noticed.

you use empty boxes for making fish food

you can buy bloody mary mix and mix it with vodka

what time is it? what will this all cost us josh????? <--- my friends dont like reading big numbers on the bottom of a bill. how strong are you? ask the last kid i hit (he did a backwards summersault when i hit him in the chest) why do you fight every 1 i dont, they just think i dont like fighting which i kinda do and they think i cant fight at all

that made my day thank you

uhhh tribal isnt sizzurp illegal anyway??

thats a [bleep] dog!?!? Well what else would it be? It kinda looks like a dog, sorta. I mean, sure, it has some Spawn of Satan qualities, but has the canine features. It looks more like a freakin pig than a dog... Jesus Christ.. I think this disproves God just by existing.. why the hell would a sentient being of ultimate power create something like that? Its THAT ugly.. geez just shoot it now. So if you were born with some deformity, we should shoot you? What if you could create a cure for cancer? Cure world hunger? Dogs can cure cancer and world hunger? :roll: :wall: I'm just going to stop talking now. :lol: :XD: btw that dog died in april (i think) of 2005 or 2006

physical- turn my little bit of fat ito rock hard abs... im a big guy but just a little to flabby for abs at all lol. mental- i wish i wasnt so aggresive (lots of fights and lots of hurt kids <---not me) btw im only 13 so dont think im a 20 year old who beats up little kids.

thanks alot to every 1 now im jumpy and freaking out at every sound i hear. good job you have just scared a 13 year old boy.

i have 2 pics of zezima.... [hide][/hide] some one said pres 999 if you are a zezima fan [hide][/hide] i was at a friends house on his name when we had just finished tourist trap when he logged in.

they are a rap group. google it

LOL, this one was the best one really :) it got me a happy feeling :D i totally agree

not three six mafia

i have 2 pics of zezima.... [hide][/hide] some one said pres 999 if you are a zezima fan [hide][/hide]