jimmy1693 Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Me: hey dude wuts your mage lvl? Noob: 51 why? Me: want to team with me in wildy? Noob: ok! let me ask my mom first Me: ok i guess Noob: my mom says i have to go to bed Me: ok then Nob: but u can team with my mom Me: umm no thats alright Me: i got stuff to do inside my mind: i hope Noob: friends? Me: bye Muska sk8r for life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boffcheese3 Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 I was at Barrows, ranging ahrim, when this level 71 comes into the tomb. Noob: Your being racist! Me:... Me: How? Noob: Ahrim is Irish! Your killing an irishman! Me: Ahrim isnt irish! and anyway, I'm irish myself. I have killed ahrim by now, and i'm now in Dharoks tomb. Noob: Your racist. Dharok is russian! Me: lol. \ Me: Ok, what nationalities are the other brothers? Noob: Karil is jamican. Me: Lol :-k Not sure how, but ok. Noob: Torag is swedish. Me: Lol. Why dont you ask them what nationalities they are then? Noob; Ok, i will. He opens the coffin, and Torag comes out, hits a 21 on him, noob runs. I had to log off at that point. I was laughing too much. Alas, I didnt get any screenies. I wish I had. that noob was *hilerious* (spelling?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zibi220 Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 This happened while fishing lobbies lvl 3 guy: Can someone tell me what a noob is because everyone is calling me one! The chat box becomes filled 3 times over with everyone saying: NOOB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbellz Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lep Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Off of RSH. :XD: http://www.rshumor.net/showimage.php?id=5781 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow_Gus93 Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Woo, read whole thing :D. 108 pages of noobiness :P Anything that has been said to me by noobs has already been said. Mostly stuff from "Are you rich? Give me stuff!" to "Can I be your gf" I mostly wear Lederhosen so I don't look too rich. Maybe once I get back into members (2 months of F2P :wall: ) I won't get as disturbed as I normally encounter noobs in F2P, and not P2P :) Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blipi2 Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me! Noob2: Why? Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!! Noob2: How did you do that?!? Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp! Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!! Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K! Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K! Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!! ^this one made me laugh alot LOL, this one was the best one really :) it got me a happy feeling :D Hah, made you look. ;DUsed to have a smith/mining blog here, BUT THAT WAS A LONG-TIME AGO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unorclan Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Me: hi.. noob: shut up up you noob me: why noob: I said shut up! me: rofl whatever... noob: why do you keep talking!!!!!!???? reported me: rofl!!!! noob: reported again, hahahahaahaha me: lolz....whatever, cya Thanks to the amazing talent of Jopie211 for the sig!Finest Fist of Guthix Strategy Guide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Me9945 Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me! Noob2: Why? Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!! Noob2: How did you do that?!? Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp! Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!! Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K! Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K! Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!! ^this one made me laugh alot LOL, this one was the best one really :) it got me a happy feeling :D i totally agree Not true. I lost my virginity to the log out button #-oYou should have knocked him out and thrown him out the window (I actually did that at school). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastyGangsta Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Is begging against one of the rules in RS?? If it isn't then it should be... -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairness Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Begging alone isn't, but begging as: -Can i has fre stuf plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz -Plzzzzzzzzzzzzz -Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz -Plzzzzzzzzzzz -Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz -Plzzzzzzzzzz -Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz -Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz -Plzzzzzzzzzzzzz -Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz -Plzzzzzzzzzz can be reported under rule 1 since he is harassing you with spam. You're being watched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pamont Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 I got a really funny, and sad story. I'm in the top floor on lumby castle cooking, and minding my own business. When of course a noob walks by. Me (lvl 106): Hi Noob (lvl 86): Shut Up Noob Me: Ok what ever Noob: Il buy your account Me:(Thinking this is funny i play along) kk How much? Noob: 3 gp and thats me being generous. Me: Whoa thats the best deal ever let me think about it. Maybe 30 secs later hes like this Noob:kk fine 900M gp plus zezimas acc pass Me:(I start laughing so hard) Hey dude guess what Noob:What? Me:You have just been punked and as well as been reported!!! Noob: Ahahaha you have been reported for impersonating a Jagex mod!! Me: Do you see a crown on my name?|?|?|? Noob: Shut up idiot (logs out) Its funny , and all. But seriously look what Runescape has turned into P.S I'm f2p getting member on 18th of june to pk cause well my stats r good :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blipi2 Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Ok, I just had one myself. I was mining mithril in the mining guild and a guy (the "noob") was kinda challenging me, after a few picks this conversation shows up. Him - Haha, I got it noob (he really didn't, I got it myself :D) *he does jig emote Me - Good for you, oh and the word "noob" just shows everyone how unmature you are. Him - Hahahahahaha, should we clap for you? Me - It's sad what some words can do to kids. *me adds him to the ignorelist After that I don't know if he spoked to me, but he did the jig emote million of times after I had ignored him. Hah, made you look. ;DUsed to have a smith/mining blog here, BUT THAT WAS A LONG-TIME AGO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baalboy5 Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 i think im color blind, i can't see invisible--qoute from a noob world 1 Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob. People in OT eat glass when they are bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomy Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Guy: Nice bronze sheild nub Me: Its wooden and it owns Guy: u r a noob WOODEN SHEILDS OWN TBH Doomy edit: I like sheep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aneron Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 *points at teh sig* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dungeon76 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 this lvl 52 (not too much of a noob, but whatever) randonmly started pm-ing me. i decided to be nice and talk to him...and then he said this... D-Money M&S Co.Oh, come on! What's wrong with an Uzi-wielding goblin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow_Gus93 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 Is begging against one of the rules in RS?? If it isn't then it should be... -.- It's not, but it totally should be. Along with spamming and, to a lower extent, being annoying. Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow_Gus93 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 Just remembered one from when the Neitiznot Helm became tradable. Noob: Selling winged helm 7.5m Me: Dude, people can buy for 50k Noob: Shut up! I'm trying to scam people! Noob: And I need some money real fast. Me:...ok then, good luck with that. :roll: When will they start making money the honest way, skilling. Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow_Gus93 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 Not actually ingame, but quite an interesting conversation with my sister. Me sitting here, using the computer while she watches TV Her: Do you like cricket? Me: Kinda Her: Then why are you wearing a cricket shirt? *I was wearing a Wallabies shirt at the time* Me: -.- It's a Rugby shirt Her: Oh...hahaha :lol: Me: #-o My sister knows nothing about sport #-o Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 Ok, I just had one myself. I was mining mithril in the mining guild and a guy (the "noob") was kinda challenging me, after a few picks this conversation shows up. Him - Haha, I got it noob (he really didn't, I got it myself :D) *he does jig emote Me - Good for you, oh and the word "noob" just shows everyone how unmature you are. Him - Hahahahahaha, should we clap for you? Me - It's sad what some words can do to kids. *me adds him to the ignorelist After that I don't know if he spoked to me, but he did the jig emote million of times after I had ignored him. Do you not know, it's immature? :P :mrgreen: Also, this is quite funny. : I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow_Gus93 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 Not that funny but meh. This just happened down at hill giants Noob: Hi Girl:Hi noob: You look H O T Me: Lol Me: You think pixels are hot? Noob: Me? Me: Yea, you Noob: You bet I do *logs out* Me: :roll: Noob: *Logs back in* Noob: *Goes to some other chick* Hi Other Chick: Hiya Noob: U look H O T Other Chick: Thanx Me: *Thinking "Oo playa :P"* Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feared_Gear Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 Yep i agree even tho im a noob atm lmao :^o Visit My Blog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natasa777 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 this one is not so funny: lvl73: i got lag lvl71: wow, can i see refresh to see another sigF2p forever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N3t_Frm Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 ok,so i'm wcing yews and here it goes ME(lvl75):ello NOOB(44):main lvl? ME:75 NOOB:Can i have him? ME:no NOOB:why not? ME:cuz it's the account i'm on right now NOOB:gimme your pass ME:Reported for pass scamming NOOB:Reported for macroing!!!!!!! ME:whaaaat? :shock: Dragon Drops:1, D medBarrows Drops:None Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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