June 7, 200719 yr Me: hey dude wuts your mage lvl? Noob: 51 why? Me: want to team with me in wildy? Noob: ok! let me ask my mom first Me: ok i guess Noob: my mom says i have to go to bed Me: ok then Nob: but u can team with my mom Me: umm no thats alright Me: i got stuff to do inside my mind: i hope Noob: friends? Me: bye Muska sk8r for life
June 7, 200719 yr I was at Barrows, ranging ahrim, when this level 71 comes into the tomb. Noob: Your being racist! Me:... Me: How? Noob: Ahrim is Irish! Your killing an irishman! Me: Ahrim isnt irish! and anyway, I'm irish myself. I have killed ahrim by now, and i'm now in Dharoks tomb. Noob: Your racist. Dharok is russian! Me: lol. \ Me: Ok, what nationalities are the other brothers? Noob: Karil is jamican. Me: Lol :-k Not sure how, but ok. Noob: Torag is swedish. Me: Lol. Why dont you ask them what nationalities they are then? Noob; Ok, i will. He opens the coffin, and Torag comes out, hits a 21 on him, noob runs. I had to log off at that point. I was laughing too much. Alas, I didnt get any screenies. I wish I had. that noob was *hilerious* (spelling?)
June 8, 200719 yr This happened while fishing lobbies lvl 3 guy: Can someone tell me what a noob is because everyone is calling me one! The chat box becomes filled 3 times over with everyone saying: NOOB!
June 9, 200719 yr Woo, read whole thing :D. 108 pages of noobiness :P Anything that has been said to me by noobs has already been said. Mostly stuff from "Are you rich? Give me stuff!" to "Can I be your gf" I mostly wear Lederhosen so I don't look too rich. Maybe once I get back into members (2 months of F2P :wall: ) I won't get as disturbed as I normally encounter noobs in F2P, and not P2P :) Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy 7
June 9, 200719 yr Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me! Noob2: Why? Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!! Noob2: How did you do that?!? Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp! Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!! Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K! Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K! Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!! ^this one made me laugh alot LOL, this one was the best one really :) it got me a happy feeling :D Hah, made you look. ;DUsed to have a smith/mining blog here, BUT THAT WAS A LONG-TIME AGO.
June 9, 200719 yr Me: hi.. noob: shut up up you noob me: why noob: I said shut up! me: rofl whatever... noob: why do you keep talking!!!!!!???? reported me: rofl!!!! noob: reported again, hahahahaahaha me: lolz....whatever, cya Thanks to the amazing talent of Jopie211 for the sig!Finest Fist of Guthix Strategy Guide
June 9, 200719 yr Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me! Noob2: Why? Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!! Noob2: How did you do that?!? Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp! Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!! Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K! Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K! Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!! ^this one made me laugh alot LOL, this one was the best one really :) it got me a happy feeling :D i totally agree Not true. I lost my virginity to the log out button #-oYou should have knocked him out and thrown him out the window (I actually did that at school).
June 9, 200719 yr Begging alone isn't, but begging as: -Can i has fre stuf plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz -Plzzzzzzzzzzzzz -Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz -Plzzzzzzzzzzz -Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz -Plzzzzzzzzzz -Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz -Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz -Plzzzzzzzzzzzzz -Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz -Plzzzzzzzzzz can be reported under rule 1 since he is harassing you with spam. You're being watched.
June 9, 200719 yr I got a really funny, and sad story. I'm in the top floor on lumby castle cooking, and minding my own business. When of course a noob walks by. Me (lvl 106): Hi Noob (lvl 86): Shut Up Noob Me: Ok what ever Noob: Il buy your account Me:(Thinking this is funny i play along) kk How much? Noob: 3 gp and thats me being generous. Me: Whoa thats the best deal ever let me think about it. Maybe 30 secs later hes like this Noob:kk fine 900M gp plus zezimas acc pass Me:(I start laughing so hard) Hey dude guess what Noob:What? Me:You have just been punked and as well as been reported!!! Noob: Ahahaha you have been reported for impersonating a Jagex mod!! Me: Do you see a crown on my name?|?|?|? Noob: Shut up idiot (logs out) Its funny , and all. But seriously look what Runescape has turned into P.S I'm f2p getting member on 18th of june to pk cause well my stats r good :thumbsup:
June 9, 200719 yr Ok, I just had one myself. I was mining mithril in the mining guild and a guy (the "noob") was kinda challenging me, after a few picks this conversation shows up. Him - Haha, I got it noob (he really didn't, I got it myself :D) *he does jig emote Me - Good for you, oh and the word "noob" just shows everyone how unmature you are. Him - Hahahahahaha, should we clap for you? Me - It's sad what some words can do to kids. *me adds him to the ignorelist After that I don't know if he spoked to me, but he did the jig emote million of times after I had ignored him. Hah, made you look. ;DUsed to have a smith/mining blog here, BUT THAT WAS A LONG-TIME AGO.
June 9, 200719 yr i think im color blind, i can't see invisible--qoute from a noob world 1 Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob. People in OT eat glass when they are bored.
June 9, 200719 yr Guy: Nice bronze sheild nub Me: Its wooden and it owns Guy: u r a noob WOODEN SHEILDS OWN TBH Doomy edit: I like sheep
June 10, 200719 yr this lvl 52 (not too much of a noob, but whatever) randonmly started pm-ing me. i decided to be nice and talk to him...and then he said this... D-Money M&S Co.Oh, come on! What's wrong with an Uzi-wielding goblin?
June 10, 200719 yr Is begging against one of the rules in RS?? If it isn't then it should be... -.- It's not, but it totally should be. Along with spamming and, to a lower extent, being annoying. Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy 7
June 10, 200719 yr Just remembered one from when the Neitiznot Helm became tradable. Noob: Selling winged helm 7.5m Me: Dude, people can buy for 50k Noob: Shut up! I'm trying to scam people! Noob: And I need some money real fast. Me:...ok then, good luck with that. :roll: When will they start making money the honest way, skilling. Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy 7
June 10, 200719 yr Not actually ingame, but quite an interesting conversation with my sister. Me sitting here, using the computer while she watches TV Her: Do you like cricket? Me: Kinda Her: Then why are you wearing a cricket shirt? *I was wearing a Wallabies shirt at the time* Me: -.- It's a Rugby shirt Her: Oh...hahaha :lol: Me: #-o My sister knows nothing about sport #-o Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy 7
June 10, 200719 yr Ok, I just had one myself. I was mining mithril in the mining guild and a guy (the "noob") was kinda challenging me, after a few picks this conversation shows up. Him - Haha, I got it noob (he really didn't, I got it myself :D) *he does jig emote Me - Good for you, oh and the word "noob" just shows everyone how unmature you are. Him - Hahahahahaha, should we clap for you? Me - It's sad what some words can do to kids. *me adds him to the ignorelist After that I don't know if he spoked to me, but he did the jig emote million of times after I had ignored him. Do you not know, it's immature? :P :mrgreen: Also, this is quite funny. : I dont need a siggy no moar.
June 10, 200719 yr Not that funny but meh. This just happened down at hill giants Noob: Hi Girl:Hi noob: You look H O T Me: Lol Me: You think pixels are hot? Noob: Me? Me: Yea, you Noob: You bet I do *logs out* Me: :roll: Noob: *Logs back in* Noob: *Goes to some other chick* Hi Other Chick: Hiya Noob: U look H O T Other Chick: Thanx Me: *Thinking "Oo playa :P"* Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy 7
June 10, 200719 yr this one is not so funny: lvl73: i got lag lvl71: wow, can i see refresh to see another sigF2p forever
June 10, 200719 yr ok,so i'm wcing yews and here it goes ME(lvl75):ello NOOB(44):main lvl? ME:75 NOOB:Can i have him? ME:no NOOB:why not? ME:cuz it's the account i'm on right now NOOB:gimme your pass ME:Reported for pass scamming NOOB:Reported for macroing!!!!!!! ME:whaaaat? :shock: Dragon Drops:1, D medBarrows Drops:None
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