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Me: hey dude wuts your mage lvl?

 

Noob: 51 why?

 

Me: want to team with me in wildy?

 

Noob: ok! let me ask my mom first

 

Me: ok i guess

 

Noob: my mom says i have to go to bed

 

Me: ok then

 

Nob: but u can team with my mom

 

Me: umm no thats alright

 

Me: i got stuff to do

 

inside my mind: i hope

 

Noob: friends?

 

Me: bye

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I was at Barrows, ranging ahrim, when this level 71 comes into the tomb.

 

 

 

Noob: Your being racist!

 

 

 

Me:...

 

 

 

Me: How?

 

 

 

Noob: Ahrim is Irish! Your killing an irishman!

 

 

 

Me: Ahrim isnt irish! and anyway, I'm irish myself.

 

 

 

I have killed ahrim by now, and i'm now in Dharoks tomb.

 

 

 

Noob: Your racist. Dharok is russian!

 

 

 

Me: lol.

 

 

 

\'

 

 

 

Me: Ok, what nationalities are the other brothers?

 

 

 

Noob: Karil is jamican.

 

 

 

Me: Lol :-k Not sure how, but ok.

 

 

 

Noob: Torag is swedish.

 

 

 

Me: Lol. Why dont you ask them what nationalities they are then?

 

 

 

Noob; Ok, i will.

 

 

 

He opens the coffin, and Torag comes out, hits a 21 on him, noob runs.

 

 

 

I had to log off at that point. I was laughing too much.

 

 

 

Alas, I didnt get any screenies. I wish I had. that noob was *hilerious* (spelling?)

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This happened while fishing lobbies

 

 

 

lvl 3 guy: Can someone tell me what a noob is because everyone is calling me one!

 

 

 

The chat box becomes filled 3 times over with everyone saying: NOOB!

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Woo, read whole thing :D. 108 pages of noobiness :P

 

 

 

Anything that has been said to me by noobs has already been said. Mostly stuff from "Are you rich? Give me stuff!" to "Can I be your gf"

 

 

 

I mostly wear Lederhosen so I don't look too rich.

 

 

 

Maybe once I get back into members (2 months of F2P :wall: ) I won't get as disturbed as I normally encounter noobs in F2P, and not P2P :)

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Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me!

 

Noob2: Why?

 

Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!!

 

Noob2: How did you do that?!?

 

Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp!

 

Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!!

 

Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K!

 

Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K!

 

Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

^this one made me laugh alot

 

 

 

 

 

 

LOL, this one was the best one really :) it got me a happy feeling :D

Hah, made you look. ;D

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Me: hi..

 

noob: shut up up you noob

 

me: why

 

noob: I said shut up!

 

me: rofl whatever...

 

noob: why do you keep talking!!!!!!???? reported

 

me: rofl!!!!

 

noob: reported again, hahahahaahaha

 

me: lolz....whatever, cya

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Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me!

 

Noob2: Why?

 

Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!!

 

Noob2: How did you do that?!?

 

Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp!

 

Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!!

 

Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K!

 

Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K!

 

Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

^this one made me laugh alot

 

 

 

 

 

 

LOL, this one was the best one really :) it got me a happy feeling :D

 

 

 

i totally agree

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You should have knocked him out and thrown him out the window (I actually did that at school).

 

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Begging alone isn't, but begging as:

 

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can be reported under rule 1 since he is harassing you with spam.

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You're being watched.

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I got a really funny, and sad story. I'm in the top floor on lumby castle cooking, and minding my own business. When of course a noob walks by.

 

 

 

Me (lvl 106): Hi

 

 

 

Noob (lvl 86): Shut Up Noob

 

 

 

Me: Ok what ever

 

 

 

Noob: Il buy your account

 

 

 

Me:(Thinking this is funny i play along) kk How much?

 

 

 

Noob: 3 gp and thats me being generous.

 

 

 

Me: Whoa thats the best deal ever let me think about it.

 

 

 

Maybe 30 secs later hes like this

 

 

 

Noob:kk fine 900M gp plus zezimas acc pass

 

 

 

Me:(I start laughing so hard) Hey dude guess what

 

 

 

Noob:What?

 

 

 

Me:You have just been punked and as well as been reported!!!

 

 

 

Noob: Ahahaha you have been reported for impersonating a Jagex mod!!

 

 

 

Me: Do you see a crown on my name?|?|?|?

 

 

 

Noob: Shut up idiot (logs out)

 

 

 

Its funny , and all. But seriously look what Runescape has turned into

 

P.S I'm f2p getting member on 18th of june to pk cause well my stats r good :thumbsup:

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Ok, I just had one myself.

 

 

 

I was mining mithril in the mining guild and a guy (the "noob") was kinda challenging me, after a few picks this conversation shows up.

 

 

 

Him - Haha, I got it noob (he really didn't, I got it myself :D)

 

*he does jig emote

 

 

 

Me - Good for you, oh and the word "noob" just shows everyone how unmature you are.

 

Him - Hahahahahaha, should we clap for you?

 

Me - It's sad what some words can do to kids.

 

*me adds him to the ignorelist

 

 

 

After that I don't know if he spoked to me, but he did the jig emote million of times after I had ignored him.

Hah, made you look. ;D

Used to have a smith/mining blog here, BUT THAT WAS A LONG-TIME AGO.

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i think im color blind, i can't see invisible--qoute from a noob world 1

Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob.

People in OT eat glass when they are bored.

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Just remembered one from when the Neitiznot Helm became tradable.

 

 

 

Noob: Selling winged helm 7.5m

 

Me: Dude, people can buy for 50k

 

Noob: Shut up! I'm trying to scam people!

 

Noob: And I need some money real fast.

 

Me:...ok then, good luck with that.

 

 

 

:roll: When will they start making money the honest way, skilling.

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Not actually ingame, but quite an interesting conversation with my sister.

 

 

 

Me sitting here, using the computer while she watches TV

 

 

 

Her: Do you like cricket?

 

Me: Kinda

 

Her: Then why are you wearing a cricket shirt?

 

*I was wearing a Wallabies shirt at the time*

 

Me: -.- It's a Rugby shirt

 

Her: Oh...hahaha :lol:

 

Me: #-o

 

 

 

My sister knows nothing about sport #-o

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Ok, I just had one myself.

 

 

 

I was mining mithril in the mining guild and a guy (the "noob") was kinda challenging me, after a few picks this conversation shows up.

 

 

 

Him - Haha, I got it noob (he really didn't, I got it myself :D)

 

*he does jig emote

 

 

 

Me - Good for you, oh and the word "noob" just shows everyone how unmature you are.

 

Him - Hahahahahaha, should we clap for you?

 

Me - It's sad what some words can do to kids.

 

*me adds him to the ignorelist

 

 

 

After that I don't know if he spoked to me, but he did the jig emote million of times after I had ignored him.

 

 

 

Do you not know, it's immature? :P :mrgreen: Also, this is quite funny. ::'

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Not that funny but meh. This just happened down at hill giants

 

 

 

Noob: Hi

 

Girl:Hi

 

noob: You look H O T

 

Me: Lol

 

Me: You think pixels are hot?

 

Noob: Me?

 

Me: Yea, you

 

Noob: You bet I do *logs out*

 

Me: :roll:

 

 

 

Noob: *Logs back in*

 

Noob: *Goes to some other chick* Hi

 

Other Chick: Hiya

 

Noob: U look H O T

 

Other Chick: Thanx

 

Me: *Thinking "Oo playa :P"*

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ok,so i'm wcing yews and here it goes

 

ME(lvl75):ello

 

NOOB(44):main lvl?

 

ME:75

 

NOOB:Can i have him?

 

ME:no

 

NOOB:why not?

 

ME:cuz it's the account i'm on right now

 

NOOB:gimme your pass

 

ME:Reported for pass scamming

 

NOOB:Reported for macroing!!!!!!!

 

ME:whaaaat?

 

:shock:

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