How do you deal with annoying people ("noobs") Runescape? Myself, I like to use a really complicated sentence, like "You are an appalling discombobulation of a cow's lower intestine." Most of the time, they don't understand, as they usually are younger and have a vocabulary consisting of a four letter word and, apparently, a heck of a lot of astericks. Also, it's funny when they have no idea how to respond, so they just call me a noob and run away. And, of course, this doesn't really break any rules, unless someone is offended by cow intestines. NOTE: Sorry if someone's already posted this, but I scanned the first 2 pages and found nothing, so I think I'm ok.