April 29, 200719 yr I was on my mage pker file, on a free world. I needed death runes, so I went to Port Sarim shop. There werent any in stock, and the only person in the shop was a level 3. So I changed worlds. Got to a world based in Holland, and logged on. None in stock. Only people there were level 3s. Tried it numerous times, and there were always level 3s buying death runes. So I asked a group of them. " What do level 3s need with death runes?" One of them replied, "We buy money off eb@y and buy the runes using these accounts, then trade them to our mains." Lol. Idiots Unfourtunatly I forgot to report them.
April 29, 200719 yr OMG This for me is the bleakest day in RS history! :cry: here it is. Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!
April 30, 200719 yr this just happened: a lvl64 asked me: and few days ago a lvl 74 asked how to make runes refresh to see another sigF2p forever
April 30, 200719 yr this just happened: a lvl64 asked me: I don't see how that's funny Probably bought the account on ebay. :-s I hate noobs like that. Break
May 2, 200719 yr this just happened: a lvl64 asked me: I don't see how that's funny Probably bought the account on ebay. :-s I hate noobs like that. Yeah I hate those noobs too, but maybe this guy was just starting to mine for the first time, who knows... That's the reason I don't find this funny.
May 2, 200719 yr Lol, Noobs have problems with "Free Cut Gems" And "Free Gem Cutting" And when they trade you, and they don't put anything up, they decline and call you "Noob/N00B etc.. I dont need a siggy no moar.
May 2, 200719 yr i was fooling around on my female character with some dude (you know, when you use emo's that look like you are... making babies with eachother) i envited him to my house to pleasure me on the table, and we had lots of fun (and screenies lol), and had some realy dirty conversations. then, after half an hour, we were sitting on chairs, watching the fire and chatting Me:say him:yes? me:can i tell you a secret him:yea, sure darling me:i'm a man then i expelled all guests, threw him off my friends list (as he was a complete stranger) and tele'd to lumbridge; boy i wish i could've read his toughts at that moment \ he got punk'd EDIT: he wasn't a noob, he was realy nice actually, i wish i could've kept him on my list without getting flamed OMG! :lol: :lol: I can't Stop laughing rofl, even if its kinda dirty, its hilarious. =D> I think you were the noob there, especially if you were the first to ask. Case closed. You're being watched.
May 2, 200719 yr Not the funniest thing out there, but it did make me laugh a bit. Guy:How much are cosmetic runes Me:Check your local victoria secret hahahah More Tip.it Friends Needed! Feel Free To Add Me\m/ Tip.it's Biggest Metalhead.
May 2, 200719 yr Not the funniest thing out there, but it did make me laugh a bit. Guy:How much are cosmetic runes Me:Check your local victoria secret hahahah lol that i classic
May 2, 200719 yr Not the funniest thing out there, but it did make me laugh a bit. Guy:How much are cosmetic runes Me:Check your local victoria secret hahahah Lol :lol: anyway, here's mine. Noob:I hear the grim Reaper gives out death runes! The noob is me :XD:
May 2, 200719 yr Noob:I hear the grim Reaper gives out death runes! Actually, I don't so don't start begging me now... :P There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves.
May 3, 200719 yr Noob:I hear the grim Reaper gives out death runes! Actually, I don't so don't start begging me now... :P One word: LOL Or is it three? :-k
May 3, 200719 yr I remember, This happened, About 10 minutes ago....... Has it ever happened to you? Lol.... :boohoo: I dont need a siggy no moar.
May 4, 200719 yr Setting: Al Kharid bank Noob: Can I have 10k? Noob: Can I have 10k? (repeat x 100) Rich Guy: Why do you want 10k? Noob: I need 90k for a g maul. I already have 80k. (Rich Guy gives Noob 10k to shut him up) Noob: Buying gmaul 90k! Noob: Buying gmaul 90k! (repeat x 100)
May 4, 200719 yr Poor rich guy... :( Well, I just experienced this strange thing. Cutting willows at the lake next to Fred's chicken farm. Noob: Can I have your axe plz? Me: No, you bloody well can't! It's rune and I won't waste that money on a beggar! (Or something like that) Noob: Can I have your axe plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz x5 Me: I'll chop your head off unless you shut up! (The noob ran away. He was a newb too, if I see it correctly.) You're being watched.
May 5, 200719 yr this just happened: im trying to sell a power ammy a lvl 60 trades me, i put up the ammy, and he clicks accept. i decline and say: "10k" he says: "u can be in my gang" me: "LMFAO" Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
May 5, 200719 yr I was standing in Al Khirad bank, and some noob was shouting; "where do i mine dragon and what lvl do i need to be?". I told him he cant and i was of to do another clue. A few houres later he PM's me; "Can i mine dragon? and what lvl d i need to be?" me: what do you think? noob: i think i can, where can i mine it on wich lvl? me: well, u cant mine dragon noob: ok a few days later, in PM; we had the same conversation :-s Put this in your signature if you like bagelsWII ftw!
May 6, 200719 yr I was cutting oaks out by the Varrock west bank Noob: Can I have your axe? I need one. Me: No I'm using it Noob: Ppppplllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Me: No now stop begging. You probably couldn't use it anyway. Noob: I have 7 woodcutting ya I could Me: You need 31 (Was an addy axe) Noob: U r *****in ******** Me:... *Noob walks off* I hate beggers. Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz. Yep I'm a Magic Black. BUt when I used to play magic I was always blue.
May 6, 200719 yr just happend to me in agility arena noob:agility levels? me:67 noob:2 some guy:lol noob:huh? some guy:you shouldnt play this mini game at that agility level me:true noob:you think because you are a high level you can tell me what to do?? some guy:well...yes but it doenst have to do with my level me:he is just advising you noob:*dies* he was skulled...dropped full H.A.M gold necklace, and mith scimmy oh and a bunch of shrimp support new ghostly stuff here.I see RuneScape slowly turning into a sadistic version of WoW..signature your as this use backwards this read to enough smart were you If
May 6, 200719 yr this is the oddest thing a noob came up to me and said: Me: Hey. Noob: Your Mom. Me: What about her? Noob: Can i ask you a question? Me: Sure? Noob: Wanna have it at the blue moon inn? Me: Woah..noooo. your male! i felt gay. haha just weirdness ha..heres another: some noob: hey where do i mine steel? Me: you cant mine steel? some guy: my friend said you could and i trust him..now where is it before i report. Me: you can't mine steel you have to smelt it. some guy: You can smelt my mom.. *reported* for lieing.
May 6, 200719 yr i was ranging ogreswhen a lvl 85 came so we talked for a bit and then a level 90 (noob) in black d hide came 85: alright im gonna go switch to an empty world me: why? 85: im gonna go cannon i then realise how nice a person he was to not use his cannon with other people around 85: *logs* me: (in the middle of typing "hes so nice") noob level 90: lol what a noob he has blue d hide :wall: :wall:
May 6, 200719 yr this is too funny, and it just happened to me. I'm wearing chicken boots when a lvl40 comes up to me: lvl40noob: yo dude, how did you put claws onto your boots? me: they're from the easter event lvl40noob: ohhhh...so they tell you to put claws on your boots there? me: no, you get these boots from the event lvl40noob: well...can i buy them then? me: untradable lvl40noob: your just saying that because you hate me me: ding ding ding, you win a prize (i then drop 5 burnt swordfish and run...then get a pm from a different person) noob's alt: yo..thanks for the burn swordfish me: no problem, they were useless to me noob's alt: i was being sarcastic, couldn't you tell? me: no, i couldn't tell, and i wasn't being sarcastic i then add him to ignore, then continue to go to a wedding. my other tip.it thing which i just found out the p/w to is myeman60...
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