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I was on my mage pker file, on a free world. I needed death runes, so I went to Port Sarim shop. There werent any in stock, and the only person in the shop was a level 3.

 

So I changed worlds. Got to a world based in Holland, and logged on. None in stock. Only people there were level 3s.

 

Tried it numerous times, and there were always level 3s buying death runes.

 

So I asked a group of them.

 

" What do level 3s need with death runes?"

 

One of them replied,

 

"We buy money off eb@y and buy the runes using these accounts, then trade them to our mains."

 

Lol. Idiots

 

Unfourtunatly I forgot to report them.

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OMG This for me is the bleakest day in RS history! :cry:

 

 

 

here it is.

 

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Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!

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this just happened:

 

a lvl64 asked me:

 

 

 

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I don't see how that's funny

 

 

 

Probably bought the account on ebay. :-s

 

 

 

 

 

I hate noobs like that.

 

 

 

Yeah I hate those noobs too, but maybe this guy was just starting to mine for the first time, who knows... That's the reason I don't find this funny.

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Lol,

 

 

 

Noobs have problems with "Free Cut Gems" And "Free Gem Cutting" And when they trade you, and they don't put anything up, they decline and call you "Noob/N00B etc..

I dont need a siggy no moar.

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i was fooling around on my female character with some dude (you know, when you use emo's that look like you are... making babies with eachother) i envited him to my house to pleasure me on the table, and we had lots of fun (and screenies lol), and had some realy dirty conversations. then, after half an hour, we were sitting on chairs, watching the fire and chatting

 

 

 

Me:say

 

him:yes?

 

me:can i tell you a secret

 

him:yea, sure darling

 

me:i'm a man

 

 

 

then i expelled all guests, threw him off my friends list (as he was a complete stranger) and tele'd to lumbridge; boy i wish i could've read his toughts at that moment \' he got punk'd

 

 

 

EDIT: he wasn't a noob, he was realy nice actually, i wish i could've kept him on my list without getting flamed

 

 

 

 

 

OMG! :lol: :lol:

 

I can't Stop laughing

 

 

 

rofl, even if its kinda dirty, its hilarious. =D>

 

 

 

I think you were the noob there, especially if you were the first to ask. Case closed.

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Not the funniest thing out there, but it did make me laugh a bit.

 

 

 

Guy:How much are cosmetic runes

 

Me:Check your local victoria secret hahahah

 

Lol :lol:

 

anyway, here's mine.

 

Noob:I hear the grim Reaper gives out death runes!

 

The noob is me :XD:

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Noob:I hear the grim Reaper gives out death runes!

 

 

 

 

 

Actually, I don't so don't start begging me now... :P

 

 

 

One word: LOL

 

 

 

Or is it three? :-k

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I remember, This happened, About 10 minutes ago....... Has it ever happened to you?

 

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Lol.... :boohoo:

I dont need a siggy no moar.

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Setting: Al Kharid bank

 

 

 

Noob: Can I have 10k?

 

Noob: Can I have 10k?

 

(repeat x 100)

 

Rich Guy: Why do you want 10k?

 

Noob: I need 90k for a g maul. I already have 80k.

 

(Rich Guy gives Noob 10k to shut him up)

 

Noob: Buying gmaul 90k!

 

Noob: Buying gmaul 90k!

 

(repeat x 100)

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Poor rich guy... :(

 

 

 

Well, I just experienced this strange thing. Cutting willows at the lake next to Fred's chicken farm.

 

Noob: Can I have your axe plz?

 

Me: No, you bloody well can't! It's rune and I won't waste that money on a beggar! (Or something like that)

 

Noob: Can I have your axe plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz x5

 

Me: I'll chop your head off unless you shut up!

 

(The noob ran away. He was a newb too, if I see it correctly.)

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this just happened:

 

 

 

im trying to sell a power ammy

 

a lvl 60 trades me, i put up the ammy, and he clicks accept.

 

i decline and say: "10k"

 

he says: "u can be in my gang"

 

me: "LMFAO"

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
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I was standing in Al Khirad bank, and some noob was shouting; "where do i mine dragon and what lvl do i need to be?". I told him he cant and i was of to do another clue. A few houres later he PM's me; "Can i mine dragon? and what lvl d i need to be?"

 

me: what do you think?

 

noob: i think i can, where can i mine it on wich lvl?

 

me: well, u cant mine dragon

 

noob: ok

 

a few days later, in PM; we had the same conversation :-s

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I was cutting oaks out by the Varrock west bank

 

 

 

Noob: Can I have your axe? I need one.

 

Me: No I'm using it

 

Noob: Ppppplllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

Me: No now stop begging. You probably couldn't use it anyway.

 

Noob: I have 7 woodcutting ya I could

 

Me: You need 31 (Was an addy axe)

 

Noob: U r *****in ********

 

Me:...

 

*Noob walks off*

 

 

 

I hate beggers.

Yep I'm a Magic Black. BUt when I used to play magic I was always blue.

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just happend to me in agility arena

 

noob:agility levels?

 

me:67

 

noob:2

 

some guy:lol

 

noob:huh?

 

some guy:you shouldnt play this mini game at that agility level

 

me:true

 

noob:you think because you are a high level you can tell me what to do??

 

some guy:well...yes but it doenst have to do with my level

 

me:he is just advising you

 

noob:*dies*

 

 

 

he was skulled...dropped full H.A.M gold necklace, and mith scimmy oh and a bunch of shrimp

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this is the oddest thing a noob came up to me and said:

 

 

 

Me: Hey.

 

Noob: Your Mom.

 

Me: What about her?

 

Noob: Can i ask you a question?

 

Me: Sure?

 

Noob: Wanna have it at the blue moon inn?

 

Me: Woah..noooo. your male!

 

 

 

i felt gay. haha

 

 

 

just weirdness

 

 

 

 

 

ha..heres another:

 

 

 

some noob: hey where do i mine steel?

 

Me: you cant mine steel?

 

some guy: my friend said you could and i trust him..now where is it before i report.

 

Me: you can't mine steel you have to smelt it.

 

some guy: You can smelt my mom.. *reported* for lieing.

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i was ranging ogreswhen a lvl 85 came so we talked for a bit and then a level 90 (noob) in black d hide came

 

 

 

85: alright im gonna go switch to an empty world

 

me: why?

 

85: im gonna go cannon

 

i then realise how nice a person he was to not use his cannon with other people around

 

85: *logs*

 

me: (in the middle of typing "hes so nice")

 

noob level 90: lol what a noob he has blue d hide

 

:wall: :wall:

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this is too funny, and it just happened to me. I'm wearing chicken boots when a lvl40 comes up to me:

 

 

 

lvl40noob: yo dude, how did you put claws onto your boots?

 

me: they're from the easter event

 

lvl40noob: ohhhh...so they tell you to put claws on your boots there?

 

me: no, you get these boots from the event

 

lvl40noob: well...can i buy them then?

 

me: untradable

 

lvl40noob: your just saying that because you hate me

 

me: ding ding ding, you win a prize

 

(i then drop 5 burnt swordfish and run...then get a pm from a different person)

 

 

 

noob's alt: yo..thanks for the burn swordfish

 

me: no problem, they were useless to me

 

noob's alt: i was being sarcastic, couldn't you tell?

 

me: no, i couldn't tell, and i wasn't being sarcastic

 

 

 

i then add him to ignore, then continue to go to a wedding.

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my other tip.it thing which i just found out the p/w to is myeman60...

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