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LOL! I just saw!!!!!!!! A SPINACH ROLL IT WAS GONE BEFORE I COULD BLINK!!! i cancelled the screen and sum lvl 18 was screaming : OMFG!!! I GOT A SPINACH ROLL!!!!!!! EVERYONE SELLS THESE 4 1 MILL!!! IM RICH!!!

Stop Screaming!! It was bright and early when I woke up and I smiled at the sun even though I had no mouth. Then I remembered its always bright and sunny. I did the usual morning rituals of putting my 100kg armour on and eating breakfast. Today, I decided I was going to go to Falador Park to have some nice quiet time to myself. I ran to Falador as fast as I could and stood in the middle of the park. Suddenly, everything stopped moving. I was making short and brief movements. What was happening? Suddenly a billion people appeared out of nowhere and were screaming their heads off! Selling obby cape! Selling ring of fury! Selling dragon platelegs! Selling ful dhoraks! Selling purple partyhat! I was getting so ticked off that I was going to run away but suddenly, some earth hit me and a mole popped out. I got really angry then. The mole disappeared into a mound of earth. There was a black hole in the middle of it. I put my foot on the black spot and I was suddenly teleported into a cave that had light coming through from nowhere. The mole popped up beside me and i took out my 100kg dragon 2h sword. I swung it at him several time and cut hit up into 1000 pieces. Then, a red blood patch above his head said: 2 damage. OMG!!!! A few hours later, all that was left of the mole was his rotting bones. Guess what is said. 1 damage! Another few ours later the bones bowed down to me, finally beaten and disappeared. Suddenly, some smalled bones that looked identical to any bones in the game appeared. I had killed it.. I climbed out of the hole to rest......that was quite a advent-- Selling full dhoraks!!! Selling full rune (s) !! Selling full rune (g)!!! Selling Amulet of Glory!!!! Buying full veracs!!! So i screamed: SHUT UP EVERYONE AND LET ME HAVE SOME PEACE AND QUI-- SElling dragon chainmail!! SElling green party hat!! I just ran home.

I'm back online! The only reason I didn't write was because I quit for a few months to figure out what lifes all about. Well im gonna start writing now!! (P.S: I moved house and we couldn't get internet up and runing for ages: real reason)

dam!!! :evil:

does anybody know?

~First One to Reply Wins~ I walk into town and I see this ugly short man standing there sipping his cocktail. He Appears to be guarding some sort of mechanical bird. I ask him if I could go on it. He says no. I ask him one more time if I can go on it. I so want to go on it so I dash past him and jump on. The little dude suddenly pulls out a wierd curvy purple sword and walks over to me. I was so scared that I peed my pants. Suddenly he tripped over and broke his skull open on a rock. I was laughing so hard that I pooed my pants :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: . It was time to fly this thing....but to where? ~You choose~

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I feel like exploring so I go a little North and find myself at a gate. I ask if I can go in but the guards at the front say I have to pay a tax of 10 gp. I get a little frustrated and tell them that I dont want do pay a tax. They say I cant pass if I dont. I get so infuriated that I turn into the hulk and beat them both up and throw them in the river. I walk through the gate and start exploring in this strange new landscape. ~What happens next!!????~

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~Ok this is a thread that you get to choose what happens~ I just started off at turtorial Island and chose my look. I'm bald. The turtorial guide gives one look at me and sighs. I suddenly teleport to Lumbridge. I have no idea what to do at this point. I think I'm going to have to ask the public. First one to post what they want him to do wins.

~Can't write anymore until i get some more replies~

~ty guys~ If there are two halves to drag dragon sq shield..do they use sticky-tape to glue it back together? If ghost robes are suppost to make you invisible..then how come if you can attack someone they can see u? Vanaka is bald. How can Vanaka be the slayer dude and the combat turtorial dude at the same time? I can defeat Vanaka..After all..Hes only holding a steel 2h. I got diseased when Katrine spat at me -.- The frog princess is like a annoying begger. If you don't give her what she wants she'll turn you into a frog. Just like how a begger sometimes reports you if you don't give them stuff. The only way to destroy Runescape is to stab your computer. I went to the Barrows one day and I opened the tomb. Ahrim and Dharok were getting it on. If the Kbd is so good...then why doesn't he ever come out of his hiding place and fight like a man? Wally, the hero who saved Varrok, is bald and dances like Michael Jackson. When you put your camera so you can only see the back of your character and use the laugh emote, it looks like ure peeing. Nurse:Doctor we're losing him. Doctor:Quick give him a lobby! Nurse: A what? Doctor: U know a lobster. Nurse:Ok, it worked he getting better Doctor: thanks to rs (Not taking credit 4 dat) You can't see Ahrims face. Son:I caught a little fishy dad! Dad:Where? Son:In the puddle of water outside! Dad :shock: show me Son: Look! (A shark)

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A new Job: I had just read the newspaper today and it said that termites and eaten all of the mage trees and no player is allowed to go in or out of the magic tree areas. The termites are carrying a rare disesase. The disease will kill every single tree and they will not grow again. I was truly ticked off. I walked outside in my heavy armour in search of a new job. BOOM BOOM BOOM went my armour as the police shouted at me to take off my armour. I found my way to a strange building near the small city of varrok. I walked up to the door and attempted to open it. Suddenly a voice told me that I had to get 27 quest points before I could go inside. I thought: What was stopping me? I opened the door and BOOMED myself to the nearest person. I talked to him and he told me that I have to slay a dragon named Elvarg. I accepted and walked out. The map: I dug outside with my spade in one second for no reason and I found a script amazingly that had the word: Runetips: Dragon Slayer Guide. I picked it up and follow everything it said to do. I paid the goblin 10k for his piece of the map. I went into the maze of Melzar and got lost so I just took a ghost hostage and demanded a piece of the map. I got it. The last was the mining room. I got everything I needed and walked in. I took the last piece of the map and sailed with Ned to Elvargs home. I took out my dragon-fire shield and walked into the room where Elvarg was. Elvarg saw me at once and flew to me. She walked over to me. This is the time where "I" must do what I must. (Inspiriational Music) I ran up to Elvarg with all my might and slashed at her and hit a zero! I felt a little ambarassed as Elvarg laughed and took the shield from my hand and snapped it in half. I came prepared though. I took out a handgun and loaded it with a silver bullet. I shot and I missed... "Thats for werewolves dood," Elvarg said. I then got out some garlic and a stake and threw the garlic at Elvarg and stuck the stake in the chest. The stake broke from her hard scales and Elvarg ate the garlic. There was only one thing I could do now. I took out a pouch and stuck it at her. "200k for you to pretend to be dead and let me finish the quest," I said. She nodded and pretended to be dead. I threw her the cash. Quest complete! I went back to the strange building and was welcomed warm-heartidly. ~Joel~Inhabited by the Great Leviathan.

Farewell, have a good life. I hope you return one day but in the meantime, be happy for what you have acheived and don't be sad for what you have lost. Have a good life. : ~Joel~Inhabited by the Great Leviathan.

Yesterday: Noob walks up to me and starts following me. Noob:Could you spare some change? Me:(I was feeling kind) Ok heres 100gp Noob:thank you Noob:can I have some more? Me:fine heres 1k Noob:thank you can i have some more Me:(getting frustrated) no Noob:omg ure the most unkind person in the world. noob follows another guy Noob:can i have some cash? Person1:no Noob:ok ty bye :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :?

~Ty for your comments~ Hospital:I woke up in the middle of a dark room. I felt pains all over the side of my body. I had bandages wrapped around my head and all my armour was gone. I was dressed in my normal clothes (eeeww) and the last thing I remembered was when I got in a punch-up with the Sandwich lady. Suddenly my whole body shuddered and I stood up still. A beeping sound started and the words: CODE RED I REPEAT, CODE RED started screaming. I blacked out after that. Strange Dreams:I woke up in my own house except everything was different. My demon butler was in normal clothes and he wasn't a demon. I walked outside and did the think emote :-k. Everyone was dressed in normal clothes (eeeew) and were walking without any armour to who-knows-where. I started going to the bank and withdrew my money. There were people who were talking on somekind of contacting magic box. I went to the nearest store puzzled and asked for a sword and armour. "I'm sory sir but we don't sell weapons in Bing Lee. But we do have this fabulous plasma t.v thats in sale." I shook my head and walked outside onto the road. Suddenly I heard this huge honk and a giant carriadge with no horses pulling it smacked into me.. Near Death Experience: "We're losing him!!!! Quick, get the defrubulator! Ok when I say go give him all we've got. Go!" said the doctor. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ "Go!" said the doctor. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ "Its not working sir!" "Er....I know!!!! Quick, Get A shark and feed him it!!!!!" The assistant got a shark and stuffed it into my mouth....I suddenly woke up. Rest: I had just recovered from my operation. I needed some rest. I stood next to the bed with the sun shining in my eyes. It was all over.

Excuse me, but I didn't ask for your rating. This is fiction. Not everything has to be perfect. Sounds like your trying to hijack my story by putting what you think is real life Runescape. : Thats not tolerated. ~Joel~Inhabited by the Great Leviathan.

please lock mods. I'm getting sick and tired of people who are posting useless messages to me :evil:

~Thanks for your advice ^_^~ Joel-Inhabited by the Great Leviathan. The morning: Its a bright sunny day (as always) and I got up to earn some money. First as usual I got up and stood infront of the mirror doing nothing. I was just about to finish doing nothing when a group of frogs appeared and wanted me to kiss the princess. I couldn't with bad teeth like this. I needed to keep my teeth healthy so I did nothing for a bit longer. Suddenly I was transported to a cave and I was a frog. I was freaked out because humans cant turn into frogs. I was suddenly dropped back into my own world and soon finished doing nothing. I went downstairs and prepared my own breakfast in 4 seconds as my Demon Butler had a cold today. I hate it in one gulp and went upstairs to get changed. Something was wrong..the door was open and all my armour and weapons were gone! I didn't care though as I could buy a new set anytime. I went outside to work..naked in normal clothes. I was laughed at. The Bank: I walked up to the booth and took out all my cash. I had a total of $453,234. I walked into the middle of the bank in normal clothes...Ewwww...and shouted out as loud as I could and I said: BUYING FULL BRONZE-----1k-----me----!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Everyone looked at me. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: As I shouted in a bank..I went outside and did the buying instead. I bought full bronze and depostited my money again. The Sandwich Lady: I was about to go to work when a lady popped up. She offered me all types of sandwiches but I thanked and said no. She got a little furious and started attacking me. She stripped off my armour (oooooo) until I was in normal clothes. She wrestled me to the ground using her baguette. I fought back. She was powerful. Luckily, she missed a shot and I did a right uppercut which knocked her back. She was really angry now. With one swoop..she smacked me on the head with her baguette and I was knocked out instantly. ~Talked in Paragraphs ~ Joel-Inhabited by the Great Leviathan.

Some trees you can cut down and some you can't..why not? You can get fresh water for a fountain... Even though at the training place near Ardougue a man says its a training place..hitting dummies does not train you. Genie gives you a lamp..he doesn't come out of it. Sandwich lady needs some anger management. There are hundreds of drunken dwarves that appear every second. Barberians are the closest things that are related to the toilet..They go AAAaaaarrrghhhh!=constipation. Delrith the Demon, even though he is weak at the time you kill him..has 7 health...ebarassing for a lvl 27.. The easiest way to do goblin diplomacy is paint General Bentoze and wartface brown ^^

I TOTALLY AGREE.I WENT INTO NON MEMBERS AND HAD TO DROP MOST OF MY STUFF!@@!!!!@@!@!@!@!@!@!@ :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: I HAD SOME PRETTY GOOD ITEMS IN THERE

You can't wield an item without doing a certain quest or having the right skill lvl. Whats stopping you? An invisible force? Theres a crystal bow with no ammo so...If Jagex made a Crystal sword..It world the the handheld part with no blade. Kalphite Queen is a bug..Dudes..Insect repellent..+Kalphite Queen =D chain instantly? The barrow brothers are pretty gay. They're so mean and tough though their ghosts are pink.. I was fishing once and I found a casket and there was a dead body inside..Suddenly the BlackArm gang appeared outta nowhere and threw it back in... 1gp per day=party hat 20 mill=20 mil days till a party hat! :D When you go mining a roc golem appears...Obviously becuase ure stabbing a pick at his relatives :-k Its amazing you can catch 27 sharks in a matter of mintues. The gnomes are short and also the dwarves...The gnomes are gentle..While the dwarves will break open your skull if you steal his beer... It's strange that when you finished the Sheep Plague thingy quest..you dont get disesased and die. Another thing is that the sheep are still there and they're not dying... Wtf is wrong with Iban? Pretty stupid to put your base inside an inpenetrable fortress...Neither can get in..or out..So how do you get your food and water?

lol nice ty..that gives me the idea..if you know something strange i havent mentioned , please post it.