joel8880

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LOL! I just saw!!!!!!!! A SPINACH ROLL IT WAS GONE BEFORE I COULD BLINK!!! i cancelled the screen and sum lvl 18 was screaming : OMFG!!! I GOT A SPINACH ROLL!!!!!!! EVERYONE SELLS THESE 4 1 MILL!!! IM RICH!!!

Stop Screaming!! It was bright and early when I woke up and I smiled at the sun even though I had no mouth. Then I remembered its always bright and sunny. I did the usual morning rituals of putting my 100kg armour on and eating breakfast. Today, I decided I was going to go to Falador Park to have some nice quiet time to myself. I ran to Falador as fast as I could and stood in the middle of the park. Suddenly, everything stopped moving. I was making short and brief movements. What was happening? Suddenly a billion people appeared out of nowhere and were screaming their heads off! Selling obby cape! Selling ring of fury! Selling dragon platelegs! Selling ful dhoraks! Selling purple partyhat! I was getting so ticked off that I was going to run away but suddenly, some earth hit me and a mole popped out. I got really angry then. The mole disappeared into a mound of earth. There was a black hole in the middle of it. I put my foot on the black spot and I was suddenly teleported into a cave that had light coming through from nowhere. The mole popped up beside me and i took out my 100kg dragon 2h sword. I swung it at him several time and cut hit up into 1000 pieces. Then, a red blood patch above his head said: 2 damage. OMG!!!! A few hours later, all that was left of the mole was his rotting bones. Guess what is said. 1 damage! Another few ours later the bones bowed down to me, finally beaten and disappeared. Suddenly, some smalled bones that looked identical to any bones in the game appeared. I had killed it.. I climbed out of the hole to rest......that was quite a advent-- Selling full dhoraks!!! Selling full rune (s) !! Selling full rune (g)!!! Selling Amulet of Glory!!!! Buying full veracs!!! So i screamed: SHUT UP EVERYONE AND LET ME HAVE SOME PEACE AND QUI-- SElling dragon chainmail!! SElling green party hat!! I just ran home.

I'm back online! The only reason I didn't write was because I quit for a few months to figure out what lifes all about. Well im gonna start writing now!! (P.S: I moved house and we couldn't get internet up and runing for ages: real reason)

dam!!! :evil:

does anybody know?

~First One to Reply Wins~ I walk into town and I see this ugly short man standing there sipping his cocktail. He Appears to be guarding some sort of mechanical bird. I ask him if I could go on it. He says no. I ask him one more time if I can go on it. I so want to go on it so I dash past him and jump on. The little dude suddenly pulls out a wierd curvy purple sword and walks over to me. I was so scared that I peed my pants. Suddenly he tripped over and broke his skull open on a rock. I was laughing so hard that I pooed my pants :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: . It was time to fly this thing....but to where? ~You choose~

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I feel like exploring so I go a little North and find myself at a gate. I ask if I can go in but the guards at the front say I have to pay a tax of 10 gp. I get a little frustrated and tell them that I dont want do pay a tax. They say I cant pass if I dont. I get so infuriated that I turn into the hulk and beat them both up and throw them in the river. I walk through the gate and start exploring in this strange new landscape. ~What happens next!!????~

banned for being you

~Ok this is a thread that you get to choose what happens~ I just started off at turtorial Island and chose my look. I'm bald. The turtorial guide gives one look at me and sighs. I suddenly teleport to Lumbridge. I have no idea what to do at this point. I think I'm going to have to ask the public. First one to post what they want him to do wins.

~Can't write anymore until i get some more replies~

~ty guys~ If there are two halves to drag dragon sq shield..do they use sticky-tape to glue it back together? If ghost robes are suppost to make you invisible..then how come if you can attack someone they can see u? Vanaka is bald. How can Vanaka be the slayer dude and the combat turtorial dude at the same time? I can defeat Vanaka..After all..Hes only holding a steel 2h. I got diseased when Katrine spat at me -.- The frog princess is like a annoying begger. If you don't give her what she wants she'll turn you into a frog. Just like how a begger sometimes reports you if you don't give them stuff. The only way to destroy Runescape is to stab your computer. I went to the Barrows one day and I opened the tomb. Ahrim and Dharok were getting it on. If the Kbd is so good...then why doesn't he ever come out of his hiding place and fight like a man? Wally, the hero who saved Varrok, is bald and dances like Michael Jackson. When you put your camera so you can only see the back of your character and use the laugh emote, it looks like ure peeing. Nurse:Doctor we're losing him. Doctor:Quick give him a lobby! Nurse: A what? Doctor: U know a lobster. Nurse:Ok, it worked he getting better Doctor: thanks to rs (Not taking credit 4 dat) You can't see Ahrims face. Son:I caught a little fishy dad! Dad:Where? Son:In the puddle of water outside! Dad :shock: show me Son: Look! (A shark)

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A new Job: I had just read the newspaper today and it said that termites and eaten all of the mage trees and no player is allowed to go in or out of the magic tree areas. The termites are carrying a rare disesase. The disease will kill every single tree and they will not grow again. I was truly ticked off. I walked outside in my heavy armour in search of a new job. BOOM BOOM BOOM went my armour as the police shouted at me to take off my armour. I found my way to a strange building near the small city of varrok. I walked up to the door and attempted to open it. Suddenly a voice told me that I had to get 27 quest points before I could go inside. I thought: What was stopping me? I opened the door and BOOMED myself to the nearest person. I talked to him and he told me that I have to slay a dragon named Elvarg. I accepted and walked out. The map: I dug outside with my spade in one second for no reason and I found a script amazingly that had the word: Runetips: Dragon Slayer Guide. I picked it up and follow everything it said to do. I paid the goblin 10k for his piece of the map. I went into the maze of Melzar and got lost so I just took a ghost hostage and demanded a piece of the map. I got it. The last was the mining room. I got everything I needed and walked in. I took the last piece of the map and sailed with Ned to Elvargs home. I took out my dragon-fire shield and walked into the room where Elvarg was. Elvarg saw me at once and flew to me. She walked over to me. This is the time where "I" must do what I must. (Inspiriational Music) I ran up to Elvarg with all my might and slashed at her and hit a zero! I felt a little ambarassed as Elvarg laughed and took the shield from my hand and snapped it in half. I came prepared though. I took out a handgun and loaded it with a silver bullet. I shot and I missed... "Thats for werewolves dood," Elvarg said. I then got out some garlic and a stake and threw the garlic at Elvarg and stuck the stake in the chest. The stake broke from her hard scales and Elvarg ate the garlic. There was only one thing I could do now. I took out a pouch and stuck it at her. "200k for you to pretend to be dead and let me finish the quest," I said. She nodded and pretended to be dead. I threw her the cash. Quest complete! I went back to the strange building and was welcomed warm-heartidly. ~Joel~Inhabited by the Great Leviathan.