joel8880

I was fishing and I caught a noob who fell in the water. What a feast. Heals full health. I was woodcutting one day and I cut down the tree. It fell on me and I lost a total of 0 health. You buy flowers for 5k-100k but you dont keep them in a vase -.- how come they don't wither and die? The easiest way to finish the cooks assistant is steal all the ingredients you need from the kitchen and give it to him. To kill Elvarg..Wait for him to die of old age and stab his dead body and you've beaten him! The easiest way to finish Black Knights fortress is drink up all the unfinished potion and then spew it into the plants. Why can't you craft gp out of gold bars? You can't make spoons or forks out of silver. Infact, there are no spoons of forks. How are you supposed to eat without being messy? In Ernest the chicken quest..After you've turned earnest back into human..he doesnt even go out of the mansion..he just stays there -.- You have to do the whole shield of arrav quest for 500 coins while you can earn double that by chopping a single mage log.. My friend started this slow way of making money. Make new accounts and keep transfering the free 25 gp to your main.

Oh right there is,,, ok..I'm gonna make it fictional strange things about Runescape then.

Huh lemme check

Dragons have wings but they can't actually fly. Every step you take when you run you lose one energy. People say that your beautiful when you look exactly the same as every other person except your hair and gender -.- Bugs drop powerful weapons and items that are bigger then them. How many sets of armour and weapons did the Barrow Brothers have? It seems that you can kill all the Barrow brothers and get their armour infinity times! When you go mining...the rocks have explosives in them sometimes -.- What does the crystal bow shoot? It clearly shoots out arrows but has no arrows! 100k for white and black flowers? Whats the deal? If the kalphite queen drops powerful wepons and armour..then how come she doesn't use them? I dont get how a potion can improve how well you fish...Steroids (str pots make you go stronger) but what kind of pot makes you catch fish better? There is no nightime in Runescape. You can only drink water from a cup -.- There is no rain in Runescape. When you go on the edge of a valcano..you don't die of suffocation or heat. When you step on a fire nothing happens. Theres no socks in Runescape. Monsters have feet. (well most of them) why don't they use them went we come around for our killing spree? Nobody speaks in Runescape. I opened the treasure chest from the pirates treasure quest and I found a dead body inside! :lol:

they have a crystal bow..why not crystal weapons and armour O:)

Why can't you drink milk? You can build a house in a matter of minutes. Trees grow at supernatural speed. 1 second to cook things. When you are wood cutting..your legs don't move at all. You cant pee or poo in Runescape. There is no such thing as toilet. You stab someone in the head and it hits 0?? The body must rot at supernatural speed cos the bones appear instantly. To be born into Runescape and play for the first time, you have to been 13 + When you attack barbarians inside the barbarian pubs using ranged..they don't have the common sence to go around the table or stool and hit you. You can eat a shark in one second. Its suprising how a manta ray can swim so close to shore. Are there really unlimited sharks swimming 1 cm in the water? When you get a casket from fishing..theres treasure inside like oyster shells with no pearls.. You can make fish bowls but you can't get a fish to swim in it. You can't swim in runescape. The mugger in varrok doesn't actually steal anything from you even if he kills you. Have you seen the lvl 16 thieves in varrok actually steal something? You dont have a face in Runescape. You can't take off your clothes -.-

once my uncle took away my mouse for a few mins to fix the buttons (They were getting hard to click) and a lady came up just as he took it. I was standin there trying to run with no mouse and she smacked me with a baguette and there i was at varrok -.-

wouldn't you be ticked off that you would have to start at the beginning again or would they allow you to use the same acc but different game?

I'd log on in the morning an go brush my teeth but theres nothing to brush with so I stand infront of the mirror doing nothing for a while. I get dressed so I put on my weapon my armour and my other accesories and try to walk down the stairs in all the junk on me that I don't need. It's breakfast time so I buy some scrambled eggs from the store and eat it in one gulp. I then go out of the house and walk to work. Newbies who were just born and came out of turtorial island look at me as I try to run to the yews. Boom!!! Boom!!! Boom!!! My boots make indents in the sidewalk. Suddenly a mugger comes out from nowhere with a gun and tries to rob me. Luckily I have my sword and armour. I slowly pull my sword out and I stab him through the head. Instead of dying a blood patch with the number "1" appears over him and we keep fighting until I finally kill him. The body falls over and the body disappears. Suddenly clean shiny white bones appear on the ground so I pick them up and bury them on the sidewalk. I finally get to work at the magic trees and I get my super heavy dragon axe out. Incredibly, I cut the trees fasted then I excpect holding the dragon axe in one hand. After I get a few logs, the tree falls and the tree after 2 minutes, grows at the speed of light. After the afternoon, I end up with $28000. I go to the bank to deposit my money. I then go home to have a rest. Just as I was about to walk out of the bank, a small flier delivery boy handed me a flier which said: You have been invited to Chessy018's house for tea! I thought to myself and decided to go along. I walked up to the rimmington house door and spoke Chessy018 into the magic portal. I was suddenly teleported into her house. I was one of the first people there so I ran to the demonic thrones which I sat down on. I picked up the beer set on the side of the throne as Chessy018 walked in and sat down beside me. We made small talk while swarms of people came in. They were giving me and Chessy018 money to let them sit. We just laughed. After a few hours of sitting down and doing nothing, I sat down again and did nothing for the rest of the afternoon. At 8pm sharp, I got off the throne and wished Chessy018 well and I went back to my house where I got my own beer and got my demon butler to fetch me some supper. It flew at supernatural speed to the kitchen and prepared some cookies for me. It flew back at supernatural speed and I got up and thanked him. When I stepped off the chair, my heavy armour dragged me down and I broke the marble stone tiles. The demon butler chuckled and fixed it immediately in the blink of an eye. I then went to my bedroom. I took off all my armour and slept in the average persons day clothes since you can not take them off. I walked beside my bed and slept standing up because I couldn't go into my bed. I alsp slept in broad daylight because there is no night in my world. I kept logging off so I had to keep logging on so I did not get much sleep. The day was over :-k ~Joel-Inhabited by the Great Leviathan.

doods..im not saying it will exist -.- thoguht it might 8-) im just saying how do you think it will be like?

LOL!

Feel Free to post your tales of Random Events here. :D

are you sure about that? :?

Runescape 3, will it ever exist? How will it look like? Will it be much better then the other two versions? How will the graphics be? Will there be a whole new map and gameplay? Give your thoughts about Runescape 3 here :lol:

Jerrod's bag was empty. Not for long though. Jerrod ran through town pinching anything that was left unnoticed. By the end of the day he had gotten a weaks worth of food and water, a tinderbox and a dagger. Jerrod passed his house one more time before leaving for the once-in-a-liftime journey that was layed before him.

i reckon u have to kill a random event lvl 1000 or something that pops up when ure nearly dead but the drop is 100% piece of white d hide set.

trees grow sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fast and u dont even plant seed or water them.

you don't have to download rs so u can play it easy

If the word noob got banned then people would start using fowler words. :?

lol u created this thread for a story which wouldn't make a little boy on laughing gas laugh... :roll: you dont have to be harsh

I think that to break runescape..the answer is to make all items in runescape in this exact moment discontinued. so you cant make the items or get a drop from a monster ^.^

Ure one lil lucky bugga

This guy was jsut being a little over confident. I was level 88 at the time and my pking friend and I were in edgeville wild. I asked him to go to varrok so we could team but he said "No, lets cause some trouble," so he attacked a lvl 87 and p00ned him and got his items. He was feelnig so proud of himself that he attacked another 87 and was killed in one shot cos he forgot to eat after the last battle ^.^!!

~Prolougue Final~ The next day, people were going about there daily buisness even though many had been killed and buildings had been burnt. The people of Deroug didn't like to keep bad memories in the hearts. Jerrod was thinking. He wanted to go after the villains who murdered his father but he would need supplies to travel. His mother wouldn't allow him to go if he told her so Jerrod would have to steal.

What do you think for the first two bits of the prolougue (final chapter of prolougue coming up tomorrow)?