Azzazeal Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 i was fooling around on my female character with some dude (you know, when you use emo's that look like you are... making babies with eachother) i envited him to my house to pleasure me on the table, and we had lots of fun (and screenies lol), and had some realy dirty conversations. then, after half an hour, we were sitting on chairs, watching the fire and chatting Me:say him:yes? me:can i tell you a secret him:yea, sure darling me:i'm a man then i expelled all guests, threw him off my friends list (as he was a complete stranger) and tele'd to lumbridge; boy i wish i could've read his toughts at that moment \ he got punk'd EDIT: he wasn't a noob, he was realy nice actually, i wish i could've kept him on my list without getting flamed Post the screenies :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iantiger Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 I was cutting yews near the Beehives, and this is the conversation I got into with some level 7x Random Guy: Ian Me: Yeah? Random Guy: What armour is that? Me: Full Infinity Noob: Infinity is ugly Me: You don't like my psychadelic groovy sixties look? Noob: LOL noob what were u born then or sumthin Me: Just because I know about the sixties, doesn't mean Me: I was born in them Noob: Yeah i no Noob: I lik the beatles from then Noob: An tha pistols Noob: I cant say the first word of there name Me: Oh I love the pistols, my housemate is a raving fan of theirs Me: They're not a sixties band though Noob: Ya they are Noob: First major hit in 1969 Me: I'm pretty sure that's too early i'll go ask my housemate Noob: Ya whatever Me: Yup, they formed 1972 Noob: Lol no they didnt go look it up Me: I did already Noob: Ya well ur a noob bye *Noobs logs out* Not too nooby, but it still baffles me when people ramble on about things they know nothing about and are just trying to act smart. Seemed a shame, because this particular noob seemed like a genuine smart guy/girl (female char). ~Ian Retired Tip It Moderator | Zybez Radio DJ - Listen Here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollerz Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Lol this was so funny...a noob comes up and calls me a noob randomly, I'll continue the conversation... Noob: N0000b!!! Me: Right? Noob: Loser Me: Well, I think that you, the frog mask wearing neanderthal are infact, the loser! Noob: Wth is a namandthal??? Me: >_> It was quite funny!! :lol: :XD: \ Click my signature for my blog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wachtwoord Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 im safe to say my video belongs here lol I think you're the noob there, if you go on a outfit like that on f2p and go "aaaah noobs" if they ask what it is =\. What did you expect wearing that??! When everything's been said and done, more has been said than done.All skills 80+ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aciidfla5h Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 This was probably the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to me on rs: Level 77 for life. Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksniper Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Hahaha man this thread is hilarious. The other day I was at Varock castle, when a n00b to sell me the castle itself for 100k!! hazha Spam DEF: Any post, paragraph, or sentence that does not add to the value of the thread. Big_Stingman is the bomb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksniper Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 O I just remembered this conversation with my friend Sirbob44. He isn't a n00b, but I think youll find this funny anyways. Haha what a guy. Spam DEF: Any post, paragraph, or sentence that does not add to the value of the thread. Big_Stingman is the bomb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mixand Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 Yeah it was immature. I at least tell them what it is. Anyhow: Please note that I think god armour is a complete waste except on f2p. Rockshell over any runite any day ftw! Him:Like my zammy helm? Me (On my skill pure):No, I think god armour is a waste of resources. Him:Like my zammy helm? Me:No, god armour looks stupid without whole set. Him:Like my zammy helm? Me:You must have chat off... Him:I don't have chat off. Like my zammy helm? Me:Open your eyes! I think god armour is lame! Him:It's not god armour it's zammy, noob. God you're up yourself :wall: He probably worked alot for that helm, could have just said it's cool instead of arguing with him and saying it's stupid :? You say god armour is pointless yet you like Rockshell which is just runite with a different look for twice the price? :roll: You people are worse than the so called 'noobs' you're insulting. yeah but he kept asking when he was already given an answer, and he never called him a noob, the guy with the zammy helm called him a noob "If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen." - Samuel AdamsMy new site. [bETA] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aryuautku Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 just happened to me.(I am in free to spend time with my best friend with my d b axe) noob:nice mith axe me:its dragon noob:no they are mith me:no they are dragon noob noob:then show me in trade me:they are untradeable in f2p noob:i buy it for 2m me:u dont have that mch noob noob:my main is zezima and i have 10000billion me:sure u are noob:wait here i will get my main me:ok he never came back.... i think your the only noob there, dragon pick axe? get real. i think you are the noob cus i said b axe=battle axe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkmage099 Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 im safe to say my video belongs here lol I think it is safe to say that I hate you. Seriously, you beg for attention, get one guy asking you for free stuff. And then you run in circles screaming "omg NOOBS LOL". Why don't you grow up. Jasper, grow up you immature jerk. Trix.--quit WoW as of 12/07Thank you 4be2jue for the wonderful sig and avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest puremad Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 me:(on my pure) hi noob: hey u noob (he was lv 3 and i was lv 15 at the time) me:...dude i own u noob:sure but i own ur mum me:err yeh wateva noob *bleep* bleep* go *bleep* ur dad noob:hhaha noob noob: haha im andrew growaed me:...whos tht noob:the maker of runescape me:its andrew gower (or sumthin) noob ahah noob *logs* geez...noobs these days eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ranging_beast Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 Does it have to be say? Because I got one thats more like noob do the funniest thing. I was barrowing and saw someone with dharok in tunnel. He first got hit a 30, turned on prayer, and attacked dharok till he was like 10 health and got hit a 40+ and he teled. He was in black mystic too, so I was like, Aww :(. Ranged Crave I'M SO EMO HAHAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtacrackhead Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxvb Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 noobs are very funny they beg a lot for stuff I like to go to lumbridge and give a noob 1k lol there so happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x_giva Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 lol, yestterday, i was selling a black g kite, anf=d this guy walks up to me. him:can i buy ur gloves? me:what gloves? (i'm wearing rune pl8, legs, and scimmy, and the blak g kite) HIm:the gloves your wearing. me:im not wearing gloves... and then everyone kept telling him i wasn't wearing any gloves, so after a few more trade attempts, he leaves me alone. the worst part was he was level 60 something ahh... the good old days, when 30 attack got you on the high-scores....... An orthodox Jew and proud of it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenoMoneZ Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Once a level 70 asked me what his combat level was.... And another: Me: Selling 700 cooked lobbies noob: What are lobbies? Me: Lobsters noob: Oh... Why do you have 700 lobsters? Me: So i can sell them -.- noob: Who's going to buy 700 lobsters? Me: People that need to eat noob: Why would you need to eat lobsters *I'm getting ticked off right around now* Me: To regain health! noob: How do you eat a lobster? Me: You click on it noob: How do you lose health? *rolls on floor laughing* Me: Leave me alone! noob: I bet you don't know Me: Yeah... I dunno how to lose health... noob: Your such a noob :notalk: Worst thing was, it was my friend irl :XD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aryuautku Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 lol this thread is hilarius =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joke_slayer Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 a while ago when i was around level 80 i was walking through lumby and this level 3 starts following me the conversation went something as follows noob: Will you give me free 10k plz noob: Will you give me free 10k plz noob: plz noob: Ill do that thing noob: Ill have cex *rolls on floor laughing* Its incredible how low people will go for free stuff =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bilp7891 Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 this wasnt really a noob (lvl 67), but he was desperate: him: how much are oak logs worth? me: anywhere between 10-30gp him: will u buy all mine for 30 each plz plz plz me: no sry him: plz plz plz him: i got scammed i have no money plz me: go away dude him: omg jerk reported Buying:Unids all 11 stacks: 1k eachUnids above harrlander: 2.1k eachUnids above ranarr: 2k eachUnids above avantoe: 2.1k each Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy_Monk Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 Well when i bought my veracs and Ahrims This Noob i Have no idea comes out of no where and asks me for free stuff Noob: HIYA!! Me: Hey? Noob: whats that your wearing Me: Veracs Noob: Can i have ur vercras? Me: you mean my veracs No its 5.4mil Noob: so? cant i have it for free? i will be your GF!! me: NO!! Noob: Fine i will repoart u to Javex for Not being nice to me! Me:Ok Bai :D Noob: F U :XD: Gawd i love noobs ----Retired Runescape Player 1/13/07----- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hulkisloser Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 I was in the middle of fally when this noob came up and asked, " what ores do you use to make iron?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alien_slof Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 just happened to me.(I am in free to spend time with my best friend with my d b axe) noob:nice mith axe me:its dragon noob:no they are mith me:no they are dragon noob noob:then show me in trade me:they are untradeable in f2p noob:i buy it for 2m me:u dont have that mch noob noob:my main is zezima and i have 10000billion me:sure u are noob:wait here i will get my main me:ok he never came back.... i think your the only noob there, dragon pick axe? get real. i think you are the noob cus i said b axe=battle axe well before you edited it it said pick axe, and it still doesn't say b axe any way, you really are a noob arn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zachcorp Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Ok... i'm in the crafting guild one day, and I get a pm from a guy: Him:Hey, it's me mike. From school. I know a mike in school, so this is pretty cool Me: hey mike watsup? how's your bro? Him: I can get you 400 mil and a free membership Me: Reported About 2 weeks later, I'm coming back from succesful pk: Him: Hey it's me tony from school. I don't know a tony from school, plus I recognize the sn. Me: Hey tony, watsup? Him: I can get you 400 mil and a free year of membership, all I need is your password. Me: ok, my password is you're a ********* Him: What? Me: You are a ********* Him: could you say that one more time? Me: you Me: are Me: a Me: ********* Me: reported scammer, get a life. :3> (won't tell word for sake of this account, let's just say it felt pretty mean saying it) Knitting. At level 1, you can make fuzzy mittens. At level 50, fuzzy rainbow sweaters. At level 99? Fuzzy pink toe socks. Oh yeah. 'Scaper since 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vortex433 Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 noob: selling lvl 84 account me: :shame: World of Warcraft... 14 votes... the other 50 million are busy playing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aijiru Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 noob: selling lvl 84 account me: :shame: You see that everywhere on these days :-k Currently having a break from sig-making...Join the campaign for more F2P bank space!Avatar by Born2die, tyvm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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