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i was fooling around on my female character with some dude (you know, when you use emo's that look like you are... making babies with eachother) i envited him to my house to pleasure me on the table, and we had lots of fun (and screenies lol), and had some realy dirty conversations. then, after half an hour, we were sitting on chairs, watching the fire and chatting

 

 

 

Me:say

 

him:yes?

 

me:can i tell you a secret

 

him:yea, sure darling

 

me:i'm a man

 

 

 

then i expelled all guests, threw him off my friends list (as he was a complete stranger) and tele'd to lumbridge; boy i wish i could've read his toughts at that moment \' he got punk'd

 

 

 

EDIT: he wasn't a noob, he was realy nice actually, i wish i could've kept him on my list without getting flamed

 

 

 

Post the screenies :D

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I was cutting yews near the Beehives, and this is the conversation I got into with some level 7x

 

 

 

Random Guy: Ian

 

Me: Yeah?

 

Random Guy: What armour is that?

 

Me: Full Infinity

 

Noob: Infinity is ugly

 

Me: You don't like my psychadelic groovy sixties look?

 

Noob: LOL noob what were u born then or sumthin

 

Me: Just because I know about the sixties, doesn't mean

 

Me: I was born in them

 

Noob: Yeah i no

 

Noob: I lik the beatles from then

 

Noob: An tha pistols

 

Noob: I cant say the first word of there name

 

Me: Oh I love the pistols, my housemate is a raving fan of theirs

 

Me: They're not a sixties band though

 

Noob: Ya they are

 

Noob: First major hit in 1969

 

Me: I'm pretty sure that's too early i'll go ask my housemate

 

Noob: Ya whatever

 

Me: Yup, they formed 1972

 

Noob: Lol no they didnt go look it up

 

Me: I did already

 

Noob: Ya well ur a noob bye

 

 

 

*Noobs logs out*

 

 

 

Not too nooby, but it still baffles me when people ramble on about things they know nothing about and are just trying to act smart. Seemed a shame, because this particular noob seemed like a genuine smart guy/girl (female char).

 

 

 

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Lol this was so funny...a noob comes up and calls me a noob randomly, I'll continue the conversation...

 

 

 

Noob: N0000b!!!

 

Me: Right?

 

Noob: Loser

 

Me: Well, I think that you, the frog mask wearing neanderthal are infact, the loser!

 

Noob: Wth is a namandthal???

 

Me: >_>

 

 

 

It was quite funny!! :lol: :XD: \'

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im safe to say my video belongs here lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think you're the noob there, if you go on a outfit like that on f2p and go "aaaah noobs" if they ask what it is =\.

 

What did you expect wearing that??!

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O I just remembered this conversation with my friend Sirbob44. He isn't a n00b, but I think youll find this funny anyways.

 

 

 

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Haha what a guy.

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Yeah it was immature. I at least tell them what it is.

 

 

 

Anyhow:

 

 

 

Please note that I think god armour is a complete waste except on f2p. Rockshell over any runite any day ftw!

 

 

 

Him:Like my zammy helm?

 

Me (On my skill pure):No, I think god armour is a waste of resources.

 

Him:Like my zammy helm?

 

Me:No, god armour looks stupid without whole set.

 

Him:Like my zammy helm?

 

Me:You must have chat off...

 

Him:I don't have chat off. Like my zammy helm?

 

Me:Open your eyes! I think god armour is lame!

 

Him:It's not god armour it's zammy, noob.

 

 

 

God you're up yourself :wall: He probably worked alot for that helm, could have just said it's cool instead of arguing with him and saying it's stupid :? You say god armour is pointless yet you like Rockshell which is just runite with a different look for twice the price? :roll: You people are worse than the so called 'noobs' you're insulting.

 

 

 

yeah but he kept asking when he was already given an answer, and he never called him a noob, the guy with the zammy helm called him a noob

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just happened to me.(I am in free to spend time with my best friend with my d b axe)

 

 

 

noob:nice mith axe

 

me:its dragon

 

noob:no they are mith

 

me:no they are dragon noob

 

noob:then show me in trade

 

me:they are untradeable in f2p

 

noob:i buy it for 2m

 

me:u dont have that mch noob

 

noob:my main is zezima and i have 10000billion

 

me:sure u are

 

noob:wait here i will get my main

 

me:ok

 

 

 

 

 

he never came back....

 

 

 

i think your the only noob there, dragon pick axe? get real.

 

 

 

i think you are the noob cus i said b axe=battle axe

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im safe to say my video belongs here lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think it is safe to say that I hate you.

 

Seriously, you beg for attention, get one guy asking you for free stuff. And then you run in circles screaming "omg NOOBS LOL".

 

 

 

Why don't you grow up.

 

 

 

Jasper, grow up you immature jerk.

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me:(on my pure) hi

 

noob: hey u noob

 

(he was lv 3 and i was lv 15 at the time)

 

me:...dude i own u

 

noob:sure but i own ur mum

 

me:err yeh wateva

 

noob *bleep* bleep* go *bleep* ur dad

 

noob:hhaha noob

 

noob: haha im andrew growaed

 

me:...whos tht

 

noob:the maker of runescape

 

me:its andrew gower (or sumthin)

 

noob ahah noob *logs*

 

 

 

geez...noobs these days eh? <.<

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Does it have to be say? Because I got one thats more like noob do the funniest thing. I was barrowing and saw someone with dharok in tunnel. He first got hit a 30, turned on prayer, and attacked dharok till he was like 10 health and got hit a 40+ and he teled. He was in black mystic too, so I was like, Aww :(.

 

 

 

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lol, yestterday, i was selling a black g kite, anf=d this guy walks up to me.

 

 

 

him:can i buy ur gloves?

 

me:what gloves? (i'm wearing rune pl8, legs, and scimmy, and the blak g kite)

 

HIm:the gloves your wearing.

 

me:im not wearing gloves...

 

 

 

and then everyone kept telling him i wasn't wearing any gloves, so after a few more trade attempts, he leaves me alone.

 

 

 

the worst part was he was level 60 something

ahh... the good old days, when 30 attack got you on the high-scores.......

 

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Once a level 70 asked me what his combat level was....

 

 

 

And another:

 

 

 

Me: Selling 700 cooked lobbies

 

noob: What are lobbies?

 

Me: Lobsters

 

noob: Oh... Why do you have 700 lobsters?

 

Me: So i can sell them -.-

 

noob: Who's going to buy 700 lobsters?

 

Me: People that need to eat

 

noob: Why would you need to eat lobsters

 

*I'm getting ticked off right around now*

 

Me: To regain health!

 

noob: How do you eat a lobster?

 

Me: You click on it

 

noob: How do you lose health?

 

*rolls on floor laughing*

 

Me: Leave me alone!

 

noob: I bet you don't know

 

Me: Yeah... I dunno how to lose health...

 

noob: Your such a noob :notalk:

 

 

 

Worst thing was, it was my friend irl :XD:

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a while ago when i was around level 80 i was walking through lumby and this level 3 starts following me the conversation went something as follows

 

 

 

noob: Will you give me free 10k plz

 

noob: Will you give me free 10k plz

 

noob: plz

 

noob: Ill do that thing

 

noob: Ill have cex

 

*rolls on floor laughing*

 

 

 

Its incredible how low people will go for free stuff =P

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this wasnt really a noob (lvl 67), but he was desperate:

 

 

 

him: how much are oak logs worth?

 

me: anywhere between 10-30gp

 

him: will u buy all mine for 30 each plz plz plz

 

me: no sry

 

him: plz plz plz

 

 

 

 

 

 

him: i got scammed i have no money plz

 

me: go away dude

 

him: omg jerk reported

 

 

 

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Unids above ranarr: 2k each

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Well when i bought my veracs and Ahrims This Noob i Have no idea comes out of no where and asks me for free stuff

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: HIYA!!

 

Me: Hey?

 

Noob: whats that your wearing

 

Me: Veracs

 

Noob: Can i have ur vercras?

 

Me: you mean my veracs No its 5.4mil

 

Noob: so? cant i have it for free? i will be your GF!!

 

me: NO!!

 

Noob: Fine i will repoart u to Javex for Not being nice to me!

 

Me:Ok Bai :D

 

Noob: F U

 

 

 

 

 

:XD: Gawd i love noobs

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just happened to me.(I am in free to spend time with my best friend with my d b axe)

 

 

 

noob:nice mith axe

 

me:its dragon

 

noob:no they are mith

 

me:no they are dragon noob

 

noob:then show me in trade

 

me:they are untradeable in f2p

 

noob:i buy it for 2m

 

me:u dont have that mch noob

 

noob:my main is zezima and i have 10000billion

 

me:sure u are

 

noob:wait here i will get my main

 

me:ok

 

 

 

 

 

he never came back....

 

 

 

i think your the only noob there, dragon pick axe? get real.

 

 

 

i think you are the noob cus i said b axe=battle axe

 

well before you edited it it said pick axe, and it still doesn't say b axe any way, you really are a noob arn't you?

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Ok... i'm in the crafting guild one day, and I get a pm from a guy:

 

Him:Hey, it's me mike. From school.

 

 

 

I know a mike in school, so this is pretty cool

 

 

 

Me: hey mike watsup? how's your bro?

 

Him: I can get you 400 mil and a free membership

 

Me: Reported

 

 

 

About 2 weeks later, I'm coming back from succesful pk:

 

Him: Hey it's me tony from school.

 

 

 

I don't know a tony from school, plus I recognize the sn.

 

 

 

Me: Hey tony, watsup?

 

Him: I can get you 400 mil and a free year of membership, all I need is your password.

 

Me: ok, my password is you're a *********

 

Him: What?

 

Me: You are a *********

 

Him: could you say that one more time?

 

Me: you

 

Me: are

 

Me: a

 

Me: *********

 

Me: reported scammer, get a life. :3>

 

 

 

 

 

(won't tell word for sake of this account, let's just say it felt pretty mean saying it)

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