Permissie Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 ooohhh... i like this topic! (about 1 and a half year ago on my old account, i was a level 40 or so) a level 12 female character: u wanta b meh bf? me: I am sorry, but i already have a girlfriend (works best against these kind of beggars) she: ok she: y do u al ready have a gf? *note: her grammar may have been worse, or less bad. :P * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vortex433 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 another one, in barbarian mining place: noob:stop stealing my rock! lvl 53:whos gunna stop me? noob:don't steal my rock you ***, il kill you in wildy! lvl 53:lol lvl 55:lol noob:*walks away* me:*reports, then gets maze random* World of Warcraft... 14 votes... the other 50 million are busy playing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r3dm00n Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 i got once lvl 3 female:i wanna be ur gf me:why lvl3 female:becos ur so strong me:tnx lvl 3:now give me money me:ermmm.... no lvl 3:reported me:for what?? lvl 3: not being nice to ur gf me: i arent even me gf ! she doesent stop following and then i run in mining guild . enix ________ enix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vppunkrocker Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 This is my new favorite topic :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeb912 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 noob: fight me (edge of wild) me: no Noob: noob!! me: y am I noob noob: cuz you won't let me kill u ( I am lv 58 he was lv 4) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonAndGary Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Here we go. Next thing ya know they'll make a rs version of the bible... #-o Thanks To: Everyone for the siggies, especially Kal for the Pixel.Currently Playing: FIFA 07, NFS: Carbon, Morrowind and Dungeon Siege II. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armadillo48 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 weird one as it was a lvl 84 that said it. I managed to get my teams flag in CW and headed to the stones whilst i pmed my friends for help. The level 84 was on opposing team and runs towards me. I promptly run to the otherside of the stones, to which he says "runner noob" :wall: "no you're right. i should just stand still so you can attack me -.-" "exactly, now don't move noob" :shock: "riiiiight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kanera5 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 happy dayz a piture book and another 1 was noob:wana b a free member kanera5:sure noob:then give me ur pass kanera5:scammer (i fooled him 4 like 20 minnets he went 2 edgevill) noob:wana share acounts kanera5: noty (aleast im polite... noob) (shows me 12k) noob:ill givce u this if u want 2 share accounts kanera5:no (went into wildy near skeltons) kanera5:lol (powned by level 22 skeltons) kanera5:(pmed him) thx 4 the 12k Noob:(logs off) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heart_of_ink Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Ok, so I'm on the inside of the crafting guild, mining clay. This noob comes up to me from outside... Noob: Can u mine me sum clay? Me: No Noob: Plz I ned it 4 constructon Me: No Noob: I'll give you 50 ea Me: No Noob: 20? Me: No Now all i need is a button that automatically types "no" and I can deal with every noob on runescape! There's no sig here. Move it along... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manatea3O5 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 ok, i was walking around in a f2p world with full split bark on, and this level 31 starts talking to me, and following me... noob : hey me : do i know you?? noob : im your gf me : no your not, i dont even know you noob : come on, how do you not remember me??? me : ok, leave me alone noob : you leave me alone, im not your gf me : you just said you were noob : you wanna fight my main??? me : whats his name noob : guess me : sir noob alot noob : my main is zezima me : pfft, yeah right noob : i am, you wanna fight zezima? me : sure, go get him noob : no, i dont have time for noobs like you Manatea3O5, the guy who posts replies without reading others Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riper6660 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 this happend to me 5 min ago noob: give me money i am poor noob shows me emerald necklace noob: 5K me: dude that is only 640gp noob: what is gp? me: goldpieces noob: ooooooooh this is going on forever so after a while by then i am playing a little noob game with him to see how much he knows noob offers emerald necklace again i show him full rune to offer he declines noob: no 2K me: dude the pl8 allone is like 80K noob: ok trade me: to late :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vortex433 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 this happend to me 5 min ago noob: give me money i am poor noob shows me emerald necklace noob: 5K me: dude that is only 640gp noob: what is gp? me: goldpieces noob: ooooooooh this is going on forever so after a while by then i am playing a little noob game with him to see how much he knows noob offers emerald necklace again i show him full rune to offer he declines noob: no 2K me: dude the pl8 allone is like 80K noob: ok trade me: to late :lol: :lol: what a noob :lol: World of Warcraft... 14 votes... the other 50 million are busy playing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liang123 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 ok i got one: actually it was not really noobish but i think it was fun scene:*mining coal in lumbridz swamp* i m barely mining coal, which means my inventory is emptliy then a noob(lvl 30) cames.(notes.I remember that i was like lvl 55 that time) me:hello noob:hey *me keep mining rocks and the noob doesn't get any cuz he's low* noob:hey that's my rock me:no is doesn't. *me keeps mining and samething as above* noob:hey!!!! what u doin!! me:nothin but mining coal noob:ok now get of of my coal! me:why? noob:if u don't i will pk u! me:how?(i was thinking like :shame: ) noob:u wanna?(what a....dont kno how to say) me:how could u kill me? u r lvl 30 tho? noob:me str lvl 30,u wanna? me:oh that was not possable u will dead,life no take two guys! noob:shut up u noob,now get out of my place! or pk with me!!! (i was thinking that...................................what a NOOB!) me:kool how could u own this place!!! that was f***en kooool man! noob:......... noob:ok shush and get out or pk with me. (my invent is full now) me:alright, noob,bye bye.gtg.c ya later dude noob:u'd better! (quickly goes to bank and go back to mine) noob:oh man **** u! noob:let's go pk! me:shut noob. (noob pm me):hey noob u sauk. me: so? me:reported u! noob: i already report u earlier! haha u stupid! then i put him on the ignore -------------------end of scene-------------------- ANOTHERÃâáÃâáONE ========== scene:*ranging at barbarian villagz* *trained longtime gettin bored* *a noob(lvl 10 somethin) has came* ok at that time, when i attacked one barbarian then that noob start att that one with me together. *killed few of it* noob:hey giv me things! me:what? noob:giv me free stuff! me:hell no noob:lets go to the wild noob: and ull dead like a mamma boy noob: let's see who's the real man noob:noob me:shut up. me pm him:hey noob u r just new don't be prove of ur self. *the noob goes away* i put em in ignore and reported him for offensive language ---------------------end of scene-------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeb912 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 In varrock east bank Noob: selling this account upstairs (it was lv 18) me: *goes upstairs just cuz* Noob: selling this account Me: Who would buy a lv 18 Noob: It has 531 total lv Me: *Checks highscores and nothing* Me: Me thinks you be lying Noob: I'll sell you the account so you can see Me: Reported for selling the account Noob: HA now u gonna get banned I wasn't selling the account Everyone: You just said you were Noob: I lied HAHAHAHAHA Me: Right Noob: Besides you can't report a mod :wall: :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowRouti Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 I saw a noob saying "Wanna be my gf?" I said "Ok, but I'm a guy." He said "Nice, I am a girl" I said "Ok so you're a girl seeking for a girl...?" He said "No, I'm a guy" He said "I buy your armor" I said to myself "Ok so now he/she's going to buy rune armor for 2k?!" *Trade* He wants to give 20 shrimps, copper and tin ores and goblin armour. I decline, he says "I'm a guy, you're reported lolllllllll" WTF?! Never Quack when you can Moo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Permissie Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 This happened to me TODAY. I was walking in Lumbridge, on my way to Draynor Village, when a level 57 (I am level 38) walks towards me. he: I r a jagx mod, gimme ur pass. (beleive me, his grammar was horrible, but i get tired of typing it, so i will fix it for the other sentences) me: Excuse me, but you have no crown for your name, silver nor gold, so i reported you for JAGEX impersonation. Have a nice day. he: Do you have a main account? me: Why would you want to know? he: I knew it! you have one! Reported for multiple logging in! me: Excuse me mister (ain't telling the name), but I am quite sure I do not have a main, and I am not logged in on any other account. Now, please, leave me alone. I have to say you are quite annoying. he: I am a girl, wanna have sex with me? (while avoiding the sencor). *i report him for offensive language* me: I just reported you for offensive language, and again, have a nice day. he: wtf? You sound like my ****ing mother man! Are you sure you aren't 85 years old? *i report him again* he: Now you are quiet heh? You should never seek trouble with a JAGEX mod! *report him again* *right now we were standing in draynor's bank. I think he must have been reported by at least 10 players.* *i take my axe, and start cutting willows, he keeps on following me for about 20 minutes. He is on my ignore list now. I don't hear a thing from whatever he was saying.* Funny thing about this, is that he was a member (he had such a hood on his head... a red one, wathamacallitagain? and he was wearing a granite shield). And then they say you see those problems less in member worlds... :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master_Gex Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 [/url] Join the petition for a new bank page layout! Be nice to everyone because you never know, one day they might be rich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiriyama Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 He is combat 93 btw. Well the dude who's name I blacked out is. Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wachtwoord Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 ok this just shows how bad scammers are now noob: buying 10 laws 10k! me: *trades and puts up 10 laws* noob: puts up 10k me: *accepts* noob: hold on don't accept so fast me: why? noob: i didn't get to change the money to 1k and put up an iron scimmy yet me: omg scammer noob: so :wall: i read all of them and this was one of the funniest! :D one of the very few which made me really lol :D :thumbsup: too bad some ppl are either noobs themselfs or totally rude, so they start calling other ones noobs :(, like this guy: Ok, so I'm on the inside of the crafting guild, mining clay. This noob comes up to me from outside... Noob: Can u mine me sum clay? Me: No Noob: Plz I ned it 4 constructon Me: No Noob: I'll give you 50 ea Me: No Noob: 20? Me: No Now all i need is a button that automatically types "no" and I can deal with every noob on runescape! i mean he just asked something nice and how much would it cost to give him like 5 clay :? When everything's been said and done, more has been said than done.All skills 80+ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wachtwoord Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 srry duble post btw hilarious thread :D When everything's been said and done, more has been said than done.All skills 80+ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babarossa27 Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 I was training my defence outside Lumbridge near the church(it was on my lvl 25 account) in world 80 which is in the UK at 9am. Noob:You can't go on the graveyards ghosts need rest too. Me:Umm...ok Noob:Its the middle of the night and he needs to sleep. Me:Its 9 in the morning... Noob:Not in Canada Me:Well this is world 80 which is a UK server so its 9am... Noob:Reported!!! Me:Wtf?? Noob:You went in and I reported you. Me:Once again. Wtf??!? Noob:Noob(then logged out) She was lvl 3 though so what do you expect... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeb912 Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 A nice quick one Me: Hola! Noob: Sry I don't speak canadian. :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeb912 Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 A nice quick one Me: Hola! Noob: Sry I don't speak canadian. :shock: --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Noob on a free server Do any of you have a page from the zammy book I can have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xevocm8velexx Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Lamest attempt at a lure ever.No, Ive seen "selling easter egg 5m must be level 78 77 or 76 and meet at varrock bar unarmed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master_Gex Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 I sorta think mines the funnyest :P Join the petition for a new bank page layout! Be nice to everyone because you never know, one day they might be rich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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