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here was a noob trying to scam me when i was selling in non members, i knew he was a scammer bc his name was a giveaway

 

 

 

scammer: hello, ganon95

 

me: hi

 

scammer: we have various reports that you have been breaking the rules

 

me: is that right?

 

scammer: yes, and to clear your name we need you to confirm your pin and pass

 

(he is in the same world as me so i walk around looking for him, eventually i find him hiding downstairs in the bank)

 

me: my pass is foundjoo and my pin is reported

 

*he logs out*

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i sat and listened to these 3 noobs in the wildi for 1/2 hour they were all level 50

 

 

 

noob1:buy d scimmy

 

noob2:no

 

noob3:exactly cos im buying it

 

noob2:no your not

 

noob3:how dare you noob

 

noob2: if im a noob then your a nob

 

noob1:yer a nob

 

noob3:shut it [bleep]

 

*noob1 attacked noob 3 with a g maul* *noob 3 dies in like 5 minutes*

 

*noob2 uses laugh emote*

 

noob3:die scum

 

*noob3 attacks noob 2 with a g maul when noob 2 uses his super poison dragon spear*

 

 

 

*a level 57 comes and attacked them both he gets poisoned* *killes them both then dies of poison*

 

 

 

i collect the goods kinda

 

 

 

noob1:steel pic axe,tinder box,logs and bronze hatchet

 

 

 

noob2: 1gp

 

 

 

noob3:154k

 

 

 

random llevel 57: well lets just say i was very welthy after that :D :D :D :D :D

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noob1:i rule

 

noob2:how

 

noob1: i got 1k

 

noob2: awesome you can get that red sword with that

 

noob1:yer so i can

 

noob2:ill kill you for that 1k

 

noob1:fine

 

noob2:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh *runs away*

 

 

 

*evil chicken appears and kills noob1*

 

 

 

noob2;liar he only had 10k

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noob1:i rule

 

noob2:how

 

noob1: i got 1k

 

noob2: awesome you can get that red sword with that

 

noob1:yer so i can

 

noob2:ill kill you for that 1k

 

noob1:fine

 

noob2:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh *runs away*

 

 

 

*evil chicken appears and kills noob1*

 

 

 

noob2;liar he only had 10k

 

 

 

That completely bamboozled me.

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noob: i will slay you

 

me:shut up

 

noob:you shut up

 

me: you started it turd sandwich

 

noob:youre stupid

 

me:ok thats it

 

*i took noob to a dragon in the wilderness*

 

*i teleported dragon to faldor*

 

*then teleported the noob to faldor*

 

 

 

OMG you teled the dragon to fally :ohnoes: ???/? hahahaha did hi kell tuhe neeb??? hahehehaheahehaeha c000OL!!! hahaha!!! whgat mage level do you need??? .....

 

 

 

you cant tele npcs idiot and you dont even have 82 mage to tele ANYTHING to fally... =; :boohoo: :wall:

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ok i have fish this whole week just to get lv 68 fishing for know reasons.

 

 

 

just as i get lv 68 fish (woot at last :thumbsup: ) i shouted a few times

 

 

 

me: yeh i just got lv 68 fishing

 

me: yeh i just got lv 68 fishing

 

me: yeh i just got lv 68 fishing

 

n00blv93:shut up n00b (i am cmb lv 50) i got 99 fishing

 

me: no u got lv 57 i checked u on high scores

 

*every1 luaghts at him (including me)*

 

*he turns and runs*

 

me: bah!!!1![/u]

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I went on my noob to do Romeo and Juliet quest and in the room was this girl char. This was the convo...

 

 

 

Me(lvl 4): hi

 

Girl(lvl 32): Get out!!!!!!!

 

Me: Why?

 

Girl: Go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Me: No....?

 

Girl: Go away or my bf will kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Me: How?

 

Girl: He will tele u to wildy and own you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Me: Right...

 

*logs out*

 

*logs on main*

 

Me: Hello?

 

Girl: Hi mr. nice high leevel person

 

*girl runs*

 

 

 

I'm like <.< What a stupid [developmentally delayed] -.-

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my noob account (lvl 14) is killing men and and a noob (lvl 3) come in the room and starts picking up all the money. the conversation went like this:

 

Me: N.O.O.B

 

lvl 3: R.E.P.O.R.T.E.D

 

Me: y?

 

lvl 3: 1&2 (offencive language and item scamming)

 

Me: Oh no u reported me im gonna get band?!?!?!

 

lvl 3: shut up noob and leave my house!!!

 

I then logged out because it was lunch time

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my noob account (lvl 14) is killing men and and a noob (lvl 3) come in the room and starts picking up all the money. the conversation went like this:

 

Me: N.O.O.B

 

lvl 3: R.E.P.O.R.T.E.D

 

Me: y?

 

lvl 3: 1&2 (offencive language and item scamming)

 

Me: Oh no u reported me im gonna get band?!?!?!

 

lvl 3: shut up noob and leave my house!!!

 

I then logged out because it was lunch time

 

Might just be me, but it sounds like you were the one being immature or "noobish" in that scenario

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How can people be this stupid?! I think they do it on purpose...

 

lol me 2. Anyway I got 2 more. Both from today. Ones in the stronghold of secrity while im training on minotaurs, the other is in fally east bank.

 

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Maybe if they made the game a little harder, most of the "noobs" would quit because the increased difficulty of the game would hurt their brains or something.

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Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.

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Maybe if they made the game a little harder, most of the "noobs" would quit because the increased difficulty of the game would hurt their brains or something.

 

 

 

Im sure you were a NOOB exactly like them once.. you know that 80% of noobs are noobs because they still dont know the game well enough, and the other 20% is bcz of immaturity... so yeah... pls dont throw out stuff " we should do" ...

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my noob account (lvl 14) is killing men and and a noob (lvl 3) come in the room and starts picking up all the money. the conversation went like this:

 

Me: N.O.O.B

 

lvl 3: R.E.P.O.R.T.E.D

 

Me: y?

 

lvl 3: 1&2 (offencive language and item scamming)

 

Me: Oh no u reported me im gonna get band?!?!?!

 

lvl 3: shut up noob and leave my house!!!

 

I then logged out because it was lunch time

 

Might just be me, but it sounds like you were the one being immature or "noobish" in that scenario

 

 

 

i no i was really mad that day my main lost rune skemmy in wild and i was soo mad.

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