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this one happened just now on my pure...this girl comes up and starts saying all this rubbish....(the one where u can just see the name and it says pure, thats me)

 

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then she just ran off what a pleb...lol

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It happened again! World 4, varrock center trying to find a rune pic seller.

 

noob is a girl

 

me is wearing full sara

 

 

 

Noob:take off ur helm

 

me: what?

 

Noob: take it off

 

Me: im not a strpr

 

noob:i just wana see

 

me: fine *takes helm off*

 

noob:lol ur character is cute

 

noob:wana be my bf?

 

me: I dont have any moeny with me *i lied, hoping she'd leave*

 

noob:oh ok bye then

 

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

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It happened again! World 4, varrock center trying to find a rune pic seller.

 

noob is a girl

 

me is wearing full sara

 

 

 

Noob:take off ur helm

 

me: what?

 

Noob: take it off

 

Me: im not a strpr

 

noob:i just wana see

 

me: fine *takes helm off*

 

noob:lol ur character is cute

 

noob:wana be my bf?

 

me: I dont have any moeny with me *i lied, hoping she'd leave*

 

noob:oh ok bye then

 

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

 

 

 

God I hate gold-diggers!

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It happened again! World 4, varrock center trying to find a rune pic seller.

 

noob is a girl

 

me is wearing full sara

 

 

 

Noob:take off ur helm

 

me: what?

 

Noob: take it off

 

Me: im not a strpr

 

noob:i just wana see

 

me: fine *takes helm off*

 

noob:lol ur character is cute

 

noob:wana be my bf?

 

me: I dont have any moeny with me *i lied, hoping she'd leave*

 

noob:oh ok bye then

 

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

 

 

 

God I hate gold-diggers!

 

 

 

The same happened to me. She was following me from Falador to Port Sarim (private chat on friends). I was already being followed by a female character that was on my friends list.

 

 

 

After a while, I just ask my friend what that girl was saying.

 

 

 

Friend: She asked, "Want to be my bf?"

 

Me: lol

SWAG

 

Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.

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this just happened to me:

 

noob pm:"are you the guy, who's willing to sell him chocolate dust for 9,9m?"

 

me: "i would, but i don't have chocolate dust. you just have to find someone else.."

 

 

 

by that time a mate of that guy comes to me and offers chocolate dust for my sara kite (what a coincidence)

 

 

 

me: "why would i need chocolate dust when i got this kewl shield? besides, this wouldn't be a full sara if i gave it away.."

 

noob2: "yes, but you can sell chocolate dust for 9,9m ea."

 

me: "i see, but i think you could just sell your's and buy a sara kite from another player and spare some gp also.. i mean sara kite isn't worth 9,9m.."

 

noob2:"well i'm in a generous mood today"

 

me: "nah, i'm too fond of my kite to sell it.."

 

noob2:kk

 

 

 

the first noob starts to pm me again:

 

noob: so are you willing to sell the dust to me?

 

me: i think i pass this great offer.

 

noob: well your loss.

 

me: i thought you could grind chocolate with pestle and mortar.

 

noob stops pming me, a happy ending. reported them both

 

 

 

how stupid can you get? thinking i would actually go for that... #-o

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when newbs beg me, i beg back This sisnt the exact convo but this is what i remember of it.

 

 

 

newb: I know you get this alot but do you happen to have anything free I can borrow?

 

me: your right, yes i get this alot...

 

me: and by borrow you mean can i give you something that i'll never see back

 

newb: well i need it

 

me: me too so you know what?

 

newb: huh

 

me: fr33 st00f pez! (sends trade request like 30 times)

 

Newb: stop im going to report you for being a newb!

 

me: hell, if only you could id be using it now

 

newb: what ever your gae

 

me: takes one to know one, what are you 8?

 

newb: no im 12 loser

 

me: ah that explains it, you went to neverland and got touched by jesus juice

 

me: kid go have mommy change your diaper or something

 

Newb: logs off

 

 

 

 

 

wether it was true or not i'll never know ah well pitty

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i saw noobs around vabadus2 they were like this

 

 

 

 

 

noob:omg vabadus2!

 

vabadus:shut up!

 

noob:omg can i get free stuff?

 

vabadus:no

 

noob:can i just get ur autograph

 

 

 

lmao who does he think hes gonna get his autograph anyway?

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There's this newb on my friends list (I'm not sure why I still have him on.), and he was begging me to let him borrow my whip.

 

 

 

NWB: Can you let me borrow your whip?

 

ME: Nah

 

NWB: Plz

 

NWB: plzzzzzzzzzz plzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

ME: Thanks to Aski(rest of name blocked), I don't loan stuff anymore.

 

NWB: plzz c'mon I have gave it back last time.

 

ME: Sorry, don't do that anymore.

 

(Private chat was turned off.)

SWAG

 

Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.

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i got two:

 

 

 

noob: can i have that blue stuff

 

me: what blue stuff?

 

noob: that blue stuff ur wearing

 

me: u mean my rune?

 

noob: yea... ur blue stuff

 

me: not unless u have 200k

 

noob: why?

 

(i stopped talking to him and went in champ guild)

 

 

 

 

 

next one:

 

 

 

(i had rune chain on)

 

noob: ill buy ur rune pl8

 

me: i dont have a rune pl8

 

noob: yes u do... can i buy it?

 

me: i dont have one!!

 

noob: what? yes u do!!

 

me: this is a rune chain noob

 

noob: oh... can i buy it

 

me: no

 

(he runs away)

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*woodcutting willows in rimmington with full zombie on*

 

Noob: Where you get

 

Me: ?

 

Noob:That outfit your wearin

 

Me: Its from a random event

 

Noob: How you get?

 

Me: Its from a random event

 

Noob: Which one

 

Noob: Did you have to bury something?

 

Me: yes

 

Noob: What?

 

Me: bones...

 

Noob: Where did you get it?

 

Me: Um.. Its from a random event?

 

Noob: How many bones and where do I get this random event?

 

Me: *After finally losing my temper* Its a random event! Now stop asking so many noobish questions!

 

Noob: Where you get?

 

Noob: Noob *runs away*

 

Me: *After tracking down the noob* Noob, I hope you die *goes back to cuttin willows*

 

Me: *After adding noob on friends list* Oh and btw, if its a random event it happens anywhere and anytiome you idiot *puts noob on ignore*

 

 

 

Man the nerve of some people...

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While cutting willows in Draynor

 

 

 

Noob: I have more money than you

 

Me: How much do you have?

 

Noob 15 mil

 

Me: you're lv 3 and don't have anything on highscores (i checked)

 

noob: ya well Zazome my cousin

 

 

 

:wall: :wall:

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removed names sorry

 

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not really all noobie mainly me making it funny but was still great especially "how do i scam?"

 

i no this made me kinda noobie but it was soooooo funny,

 

i then private messaged himasking if he wantd some hash browns and hp sauce or a full english to which he replied, yes thanks a lot i would like that lmao!!! i also asked him if he wanted fries with that and if he want some twiggly wiffs, funnily enough he didn't reply.

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I had a very strange conversation when i first beacame member, it was something like this:

 

 

 

crazy guy: hi

 

me: hi

 

crazy guy: wanna be my kitty eating friend?

 

me: no

 

crazy guy: aww come on, i need a kitty eating friend

 

me: runs :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:

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noob:(reading stronghold of security book) this magazine is nice

 

highlevel(not me):k

 

noob:mmm the ladies here are hot hmmm

 

high level: hes reading the wrong kind of magazine

 

me: lol

 

noob:me likey

 

highlevel: me i read the right magazines

 

noob:yum yum a hot date

 

me:lmao

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*woodcutting willows in rimmington with full zombie on*

 

Noob: Where you get

 

Me: ?

 

Noob:That outfit your wearin

 

Me: Its from a random event

 

Noob: How you get?

 

Me: Its from a random event

 

Noob: Which one

 

Noob: Did you have to bury something?

 

Me: yes

 

Noob: What?

 

Me: bones...

 

Noob: Where did you get it?

 

Me: Um.. Its from a random event?

 

Noob: How many bones and where do I get this random event?

 

Me: *After finally losing my temper* Its a random event! Now stop asking so many noobish questions!

 

Noob: Where you get?

 

Noob: Noob *runs away*

 

Me: *After tracking down the noob* Noob, I hope you die *goes back to cuttin willows*

 

Me: *After adding noob on friends list* Oh and btw, if its a random event it happens anywhere and anytiome you idiot *puts noob on ignore*

 

 

 

Man the nerve of some people...

 

 

 

i think you can only get zombie whilst burying bones? cant you....

 

 

 

anyway im now playing my level 3 skiller and a level 12 was trying to convince me that he was the king of runescape...... cant really remeber fully how it went but some of the stuff he said was stupidly hilarious.

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i think you can only get zombie whilst burying bones? cant you....

 

 

 

 

no you can get the shade and any normal random that doesn't require a certain skill.

 

 

 

He didn't mean that you zombie is the only random event you can get when you bury bones. He meant that you can only get the zombie if you are burying bones, because if you walk along the road, Leo won't just appear.

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I was in edgeville bank and this is what happened (I call the noob lvl 83-89 because his lvl was somewhere in there):

 

lvl 83-89:"need free mith plz!"

 

*follows a lvl 50 wearing full addy around*

 

lvl 50:"what do you want?"

 

lvl 83-89:"free mith plz noob"

 

Lvl 50:"no, leave me alone"

 

*I walk up to investigate*

 

me:why do u want full mith so bad, cant u afford your own armour?"

 

*lvl 83-89 follows me now*

 

lvl 83-89:"no i cant, i just got killed, can u give me free mith plz?"

 

me:"no..."

 

lvl 83-89:"plz, i was killed, i need armour!"

 

Me:"did u buy that account?"

 

lvl 83-89:"what do u mean? i need full mith"

 

 

 

the lvl 83-89 wasnt just being an idiot, i think he was literally being a beggar! i swear either all he did was train cb away from everyone else all of his career and never really found out anything about the game or tried to get money, or else he bought this account :?

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I had a very strange conversation when i first beacame member, it was something like this:

 

 

 

crazy guy: hi

 

me: hi

 

crazy guy: wanna be my kitty eating friend?

 

me: no

 

crazy guy: aww come on, i need a kitty eating friend

 

me: runs :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:

 

lol! rofl! that made me laugh irl!

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Him: Stgr lvl

 

Me: 63

 

Him (noticing I'm a mod): Kool, ur a moderator

 

Me: No I'm not

 

Him: U have a crown by ur name

 

Me: No I don't

 

Him: In ur name u do

 

Me: Lies!

 

Him: Suit urself

 

 

 

I just like to mess with people, since I hate the human race and all. ::'

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Him: Stgr lvl

 

Me: 63

 

Him (noticing I'm a mod): Kool, ur a moderator

 

Me: No I'm not

 

Him: U have a crown by ur name

 

Me: No I don't

 

Him: In ur name u do

 

Me: Lies!

 

Him: Suit urself

 

 

 

I just like to mess with people, since I hate the human race and all. ::'

 

 

 

 

 

I soooooo gotta try that \'

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