The Dark Lord Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Yes, but most of the people spamming were lower levels. Making them leave would've got rid of most of the spam. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomdavies90 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 this one happened just now on my pure...this girl comes up and starts saying all this rubbish....(the one where u can just see the name and it says pure, thats me) then she just ran off what a pleb...lol Sig by me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress85 Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 It happened again! World 4, varrock center trying to find a rune pic seller. noob is a girl me is wearing full sara Noob:take off ur helm me: what? Noob: take it off Me: im not a strpr noob:i just wana see me: fine *takes helm off* noob:lol ur character is cute noob:wana be my bf? me: I dont have any moeny with me *i lied, hoping she'd leave* noob:oh ok bye then XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD i once saw ruby and ash in the wildy, thought it was a santa hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noobish111 Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 It happened again! World 4, varrock center trying to find a rune pic seller. noob is a girl me is wearing full sara Noob:take off ur helm me: what? Noob: take it off Me: im not a strpr noob:i just wana see me: fine *takes helm off* noob:lol ur character is cute noob:wana be my bf? me: I dont have any moeny with me *i lied, hoping she'd leave* noob:oh ok bye then XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD God I hate gold-diggers! Ex-Runescaper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clippp33 Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 i saw noobs around vabadus2 they were like this noob:omg vabadus2! vabadus:shut up! noob:omg can i get free stuff? vabadus:no noob:can i just get ur autograph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 It happened again! World 4, varrock center trying to find a rune pic seller. noob is a girl me is wearing full sara Noob:take off ur helm me: what? Noob: take it off Me: im not a strpr noob:i just wana see me: fine *takes helm off* noob:lol ur character is cute noob:wana be my bf? me: I dont have any moeny with me *i lied, hoping she'd leave* noob:oh ok bye then XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD God I hate gold-diggers! The same happened to me. She was following me from Falador to Port Sarim (private chat on friends). I was already being followed by a female character that was on my friends list. After a while, I just ask my friend what that girl was saying. Friend: She asked, "Want to be my bf?" Me: lol SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dread_rasta Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 this just happened to me: noob pm:"are you the guy, who's willing to sell him chocolate dust for 9,9m?" me: "i would, but i don't have chocolate dust. you just have to find someone else.." by that time a mate of that guy comes to me and offers chocolate dust for my sara kite (what a coincidence) me: "why would i need chocolate dust when i got this kewl shield? besides, this wouldn't be a full sara if i gave it away.." noob2: "yes, but you can sell chocolate dust for 9,9m ea." me: "i see, but i think you could just sell your's and buy a sara kite from another player and spare some gp also.. i mean sara kite isn't worth 9,9m.." noob2:"well i'm in a generous mood today" me: "nah, i'm too fond of my kite to sell it.." noob2:kk the first noob starts to pm me again: noob: so are you willing to sell the dust to me? me: i think i pass this great offer. noob: well your loss. me: i thought you could grind chocolate with pestle and mortar. noob stops pming me, a happy ending. reported them both how stupid can you get? thinking i would actually go for that... #-o Nodding DuckRange: 71/80|Strenght:70/70 |Currently starting at members| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artef Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 when newbs beg me, i beg back This sisnt the exact convo but this is what i remember of it. newb: I know you get this alot but do you happen to have anything free I can borrow? me: your right, yes i get this alot... me: and by borrow you mean can i give you something that i'll never see back newb: well i need it me: me too so you know what? newb: huh me: fr33 st00f pez! (sends trade request like 30 times) Newb: stop im going to report you for being a newb! me: hell, if only you could id be using it now newb: what ever your gae me: takes one to know one, what are you 8? newb: no im 12 loser me: ah that explains it, you went to neverland and got touched by jesus juice me: kid go have mommy change your diaper or something Newb: logs off wether it was true or not i'll never know ah well pitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeb912 Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 i saw noobs around vabadus2 they were like this noob:omg vabadus2! vabadus:shut up! noob:omg can i get free stuff? vabadus:no noob:can i just get ur autograph lmao who does he think hes gonna get his autograph anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoingUnder Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Lol, not necesirly a noob lol (a friend) Sounded funny: i am a paint noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandaman115 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Lol, not necesirly a noob lol (a friend) Sounded funny: Lmao...thanks. -.- [Admin Edit: No naming names in a negative light] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 There's this newb on my friends list (I'm not sure why I still have him on.), and he was begging me to let him borrow my whip. NWB: Can you let me borrow your whip? ME: Nah NWB: Plz NWB: plzzzzzzzzzz plzzzzzzzzzzzz ME: Thanks to Aski(rest of name blocked), I don't loan stuff anymore. NWB: plzz c'mon I have gave it back last time. ME: Sorry, don't do that anymore. (Private chat was turned off.) SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philtron3000 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 i got two: noob: can i have that blue stuff me: what blue stuff? noob: that blue stuff ur wearing me: u mean my rune? noob: yea... ur blue stuff me: not unless u have 200k noob: why? (i stopped talking to him and went in champ guild) next one: (i had rune chain on) noob: ill buy ur rune pl8 me: i dont have a rune pl8 noob: yes u do... can i buy it? me: i dont have one!! noob: what? yes u do!! me: this is a rune chain noob noob: oh... can i buy it me: no (he runs away) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happysniff Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 *woodcutting willows in rimmington with full zombie on* Noob: Where you get Me: ? Noob:That outfit your wearin Me: Its from a random event Noob: How you get? Me: Its from a random event Noob: Which one Noob: Did you have to bury something? Me: yes Noob: What? Me: bones... Noob: Where did you get it? Me: Um.. Its from a random event? Noob: How many bones and where do I get this random event? Me: *After finally losing my temper* Its a random event! Now stop asking so many noobish questions! Noob: Where you get? Noob: Noob *runs away* Me: *After tracking down the noob* Noob, I hope you die *goes back to cuttin willows* Me: *After adding noob on friends list* Oh and btw, if its a random event it happens anywhere and anytiome you idiot *puts noob on ignore* Man the nerve of some people... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeb912 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 While cutting willows in Draynor Noob: I have more money than you Me: How much do you have? Noob 15 mil Me: you're lv 3 and don't have anything on highscores (i checked) noob: ya well Zazome my cousin :wall: :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomdavies90 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 removed names sorry not really all noobie mainly me making it funny but was still great especially "how do i scam?" i no this made me kinda noobie but it was soooooo funny, i then private messaged himasking if he wantd some hash browns and hp sauce or a full english to which he replied, yes thanks a lot i would like that lmao!!! i also asked him if he wanted fries with that and if he want some twiggly wiffs, funnily enough he didn't reply. Sig by me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joris_n Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 I had a very strange conversation when i first beacame member, it was something like this: crazy guy: hi me: hi crazy guy: wanna be my kitty eating friend? me: no crazy guy: aww come on, i need a kitty eating friend me: runs :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viv Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 noob:(reading stronghold of security book) this magazine is nice highlevel(not me):k noob:mmm the ladies here are hot hmmm high level: hes reading the wrong kind of magazine me: lol noob:me likey highlevel: me i read the right magazines noob:yum yum a hot date me:lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
money_bought Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 *woodcutting willows in rimmington with full zombie on* Noob: Where you get Me: ? Noob:That outfit your wearin Me: Its from a random event Noob: How you get? Me: Its from a random event Noob: Which one Noob: Did you have to bury something? Me: yes Noob: What? Me: bones... Noob: Where did you get it? Me: Um.. Its from a random event? Noob: How many bones and where do I get this random event? Me: *After finally losing my temper* Its a random event! Now stop asking so many noobish questions! Noob: Where you get? Noob: Noob *runs away* Me: *After tracking down the noob* Noob, I hope you die *goes back to cuttin willows* Me: *After adding noob on friends list* Oh and btw, if its a random event it happens anywhere and anytiome you idiot *puts noob on ignore* Man the nerve of some people... i think you can only get zombie whilst burying bones? cant you.... anyway im now playing my level 3 skiller and a level 12 was trying to convince me that he was the king of runescape...... cant really remeber fully how it went but some of the stuff he said was stupidly hilarious. | from a to b - f2p/p2p staker | Private chat - Currently on | click here to view my blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeb912 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 i think you can only get zombie whilst burying bones? cant you.... no you can get the shade and any normal random that doesn't require a certain skill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacarnaya Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 i think you can only get zombie whilst burying bones? cant you.... no you can get the shade and any normal random that doesn't require a certain skill. He didn't mean that you zombie is the only random event you can get when you bury bones. He meant that you can only get the zombie if you are burying bones, because if you walk along the road, Leo won't just appear. Live, love, eat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TaDaraCampbell Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 I was in edgeville bank and this is what happened (I call the noob lvl 83-89 because his lvl was somewhere in there): lvl 83-89:"need free mith plz!" *follows a lvl 50 wearing full addy around* lvl 50:"what do you want?" lvl 83-89:"free mith plz noob" Lvl 50:"no, leave me alone" *I walk up to investigate* me:why do u want full mith so bad, cant u afford your own armour?" *lvl 83-89 follows me now* lvl 83-89:"no i cant, i just got killed, can u give me free mith plz?" me:"no..." lvl 83-89:"plz, i was killed, i need armour!" Me:"did u buy that account?" lvl 83-89:"what do u mean? i need full mith" the lvl 83-89 wasnt just being an idiot, i think he was literally being a beggar! i swear either all he did was train cb away from everyone else all of his career and never really found out anything about the game or tried to get money, or else he bought this account :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TaDaraCampbell Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 I had a very strange conversation when i first beacame member, it was something like this: crazy guy: hi me: hi crazy guy: wanna be my kitty eating friend? me: no crazy guy: aww come on, i need a kitty eating friend me: runs :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: lol! rofl! that made me laugh irl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCHughes Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Him: Stgr lvl Me: 63 Him (noticing I'm a mod): Kool, ur a moderator Me: No I'm not Him: U have a crown by ur name Me: No I don't Him: In ur name u do Me: Lies! Him: Suit urself I just like to mess with people, since I hate the human race and all. : the russians are the best! Hands down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arlom Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Him: Stgr lvl Me: 63 Him (noticing I'm a mod): Kool, ur a moderator Me: No I'm not Him: U have a crown by ur name Me: No I don't Him: In ur name u do Me: Lies! Him: Suit urself I just like to mess with people, since I hate the human race and all. : I soooooo gotta try that \ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now