xevocm8velexx Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 rofl this one is hilarious some guy put this in the tip it forums it was titled "conspiracy" and was locked the truth of a few things in rs that jagex wouldn't let me type on forums because it must be true 1.zezima zezima is obviously a non player character or program created by jagex as a benchmark for other genuine players. i have seen 'zezima' 3 times all the times stood around a bank walking the same few squares and doing the same thing over and over before logging off. and i have more evidence!............there are 28 spaces in the invent right? but not if your zezima! myself and a few others witnessed zezima fletching making shafts for a half hour continuously with no bank trips! 2. the construction skill jagex are trying to lower prices in rs that is why they relreased the construction skill (confirmed by a jegex staff member on rs forums) so people would spend more money because too much money was coming in from high alcing and stuff and making the prices of everything too high. since the skill was introduced prices have fallen but not much..................and the problem is..rare items such as phats. these are keeping the prices high because they are so rare... the amount of phats and stuff in the game control the price of everything else which brings me to my next point......... 3. the world 111 masscacre this was put aside as a mere 'glitch' in the game. when in fact it was accounts with altered stats created by jagex and released upon falador in a desperate attempt to pk all the phats they could (and give us something to talk about). one by one by random events or simply just making them disappear they will rid the world of phats.................................they hate them! that is why all holiday items are now untradeable because of the problems phats have created. and as a starnge coincidence one of my friends who also knows and spreads the truth was one of the 1st ones to be killed by the lvl 115 who seemed to be the leader. 4.the invincible stage as you will have noticed many times.. when you get a monster to low life, especially the high level ones and random events. you suddenly start hitting 0s and they suddenly start hitting you really hard. this is jagex's little thing to kill you so you keep going back to that black drag or other monster, keeping you playing. you will all have noticed this and you know its true! thats the end for this time! see you again and if u say any of this on the game things will disappear from ur bank and they will be talking about the massacre that was on your world next. u know its true, they have people everywhere. goodbye That is hilarious! I guess the newb didn't know that shafts are stackable. You can fletch them without bank trips for one solid year if you wanted to. No you cant, everytime there's an update, you automatically log out, and i doubt there's no updates for one year :roll: Lamest attempt at a lure ever.No, Ive seen "selling easter egg 5m must be level 78 77 or 76 and meet at varrock bar unarmed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolpokemon Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 i have 2 stories there not that funny but it made me chuckle 1=== wow i never knew a lvl 104 could be a noob!!! lvl 104: hey me: hi lvl 104: can i have your pass me: no lvl 104: reported me: what the heck did i do???? lvl 104: your just a noob me: lol so wheres the opt in the report thing "being a noob" lvl 104 i hacked into the game and added it me: reported for bugs lvl 104 hey just found out i have 1 magic me irl cheering and laughing and i teled :wall: 2===== lvl 3 old ppl!!! lvl 3: how old are you? me: i cant tell you lvl 3: i want to murdur you me: why and yano i can own you anyways :P lvl 3: yah right im 40 years old!!! me: so where do you live? lvl 3: my moms house me: =D> \ lvl 3: so how can u kill me -.- me:blue strip in taekwondo lvl 3: so im a white belt!!! then i finally goted tiired of the noob teled and thats how story number 1 happend :wall: well these are the conversations i could remeber A dragon is only a lizard with a Diploma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freaky240 Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 I don't talk much to " noobs " I usually ignore em. but I always enjoy this one when im training firemaking at Draynor: Noob:freaky Me: yes ? noob: can i have free stuff ? me: srry no noob: plz i need ur armor me: okay u can ahve it * noob trades * me: first do something noob : why ? me: u gotta earn ur stuff u know... noob:ok me:run to falador , varrock and ardougne then come back for stuff noob: ok Then he usually never shows up , but ive once had with a lvl 43 rly wanting my armour. He asked me the same things and I answered the same things... So the noob runs to falador and varrock , well , atleast he said. And he returns ... Noob : i went fo varrock and falador me: plz go away *noob trades* me: stop trading plz noob: i must have your armor i went fo falador and varrock me: go again , to lumbridge , varrock and falador noob: ok *noob leaves* After a while...He shows up again claiming to have visited falador , varrock , and lumbridge. Me: omg dude noob : i must need your armor i was to falador lumbridhe and varrock me: okay u can have my armor if u bring me these items me:an eye of newt , wizard mind bomb , dwarven stout , copper ore , tin ore a rannar weed and and eye patch. noob: ok me: lol *noob leaves * after about 20 mins he shows up again... me: did u bring the items ? noob : yes *noob trades * he showed all stuff I asked but the rannar weed me: u dont got the rannar weed , sorry no armour for u :( noob: noob me: lol noob: f you me:lol noob :I report you me : lol noob: noob Then I switched world lol...he pmed me but Then I put chat on friends and ive never heard of him again... Amusing guy lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freaky240 Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 rofl this one is hilarious some guy put this in the tip it forums it was titled "conspiracy" and was locked the truth of a few things in rs that jagex wouldn't let me type on forums because it must be true 1.zezima zezima is obviously a non player character or program created by jagex as a benchmark for other genuine players. i have seen 'zezima' 3 times all the times stood around a bank walking the same few squares and doing the same thing over and over before logging off. and i have more evidence!............there are 28 spaces in the invent right? but not if your zezima! myself and a few others witnessed zezima fletching making shafts for a half hour continuously with no bank trips! 2. the construction skill jagex are trying to lower prices in rs that is why they relreased the construction skill (confirmed by a jegex staff member on rs forums) so people would spend more money because too much money was coming in from high alcing and stuff and making the prices of everything too high. since the skill was introduced prices have fallen but not much..................and the problem is..rare items such as phats. these are keeping the prices high because they are so rare... the amount of phats and stuff in the game control the price of everything else which brings me to my next point......... 3. the world 111 masscacre this was put aside as a mere 'glitch' in the game. when in fact it was accounts with altered stats created by jagex and released upon falador in a desperate attempt to pk all the phats they could (and give us something to talk about). one by one by random events or simply just making them disappear they will rid the world of phats.................................they hate them! that is why all holiday items are now untradeable because of the problems phats have created. and as a starnge coincidence one of my friends who also knows and spreads the truth was one of the 1st ones to be killed by the lvl 115 who seemed to be the leader. 4.the invincible stage as you will have noticed many times.. when you get a monster to low life, especially the high level ones and random events. you suddenly start hitting 0s and they suddenly start hitting you really hard. this is jagex's little thing to kill you so you keep going back to that black drag or other monster, keeping you playing. you will all have noticed this and you know its true! thats the end for this time! see you again and if u say any of this on the game things will disappear from ur bank and they will be talking about the massacre that was on your world next. u know its true, they have people everywhere. goodbye That is hilarious! I guess the newb didn't know that shafts are stackable. You can fletch them without bank trips for one solid year if you wanted to. No you cant, everytime there's an update, you automatically log out, and i doubt there's no updates for one year :roll: Toast needs attention. Or he is obsessed by conspiracy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolpokemon Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 just remeber another one kinda like freak's story i was at edge when this happend noob- can i have ur hair me-wtf.... noob-piz im bald!! me- um ok..... go run to varrock and back here noob-after 1 min i went there me-ok now get me full rune noob-ok *went to bank* *trades offers up full monk* me- i said rune noob- yah this is rune me- since when noob-since i made the game me- ok so whats ur name noob-samantha me- but u have a guy character noob- so me- the guy who made rs name is Andrew and your a stupid fool noob-reported!!! every1 coolpokemon is a stupid ****ing ***** me- ok your right!!!! now if u want my hair go get my a abby whip noob- stfu me reported and then i teled :-k confusing i know :shock: A dragon is only a lizard with a Diploma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ianw77 Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 I was woodcutting at draynor bank. Person 1: Seeliong rune axes Me: seeliong spelling books. Noob: Trade Me!! Noob: Plz trade me!!!! Me: What do you want? Noob: I'll buy spell book how much?? I was dying lmao :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garconis Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Me: (Walking with Rune scimmy) Noob: I'll buy your rune scimmy 20K Me: Nah Noob: Please? Me: No (Guy comes I'll buy Rune scimmy for 35K in front of noob) Me: I say OK Noob: **bleep** you noob Noob: Go **bleep** your mother in the **bleep** Another Noob: What's wrong? Noob: That noob Garconis didn't sell me his scimmy,e he sold to other guy for a better offer. Other noob: Don't worry I'll report him Noob: Tyvm, his **bleep** is banned Me: Lol, what you guys get banned for false reporting, and offensive language, noobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ianw77 Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 I was woodcutting at draynor bank. Person 1: Seeliong rune axes Me: seeliong spelling books. Noob: Trade Me!! Noob: Plz trade me!!!! Me: What do you want? Noob: I'll buy spell book how much?? I was dying lmao :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bestsob Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 I thought this was funny, just happened to me with a noob as soon as i log on in edgeville, a few steps away from the wilderness. im lvl 73, hes lvl 10. noob- i rule! .....Did you feed him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayking321 Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Heres a funny conversation I had with a noob while training on ogers near cwars: Noob: Ive gtg, ive got a hot date with zezima gf (Note: Zezima is a boy) Me: Zezima is a boy Noob: Yah Noob: Zezima gf! (Noob rambles for awhile) Player: Zezima is a girl m8 Me: Some fansite interveiwed zezima and confermed he was a boy Player: Yeah lv 82. (The noob now admits that zezima i a boy) Currently going for 76 fishing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacarnaya Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Where do you folks find these noobs? I almost never have a run-in with someone who knows barely anything. How do you find them? Like seriously. I never see people who use a severe case of 1337 5P34K. Live, love, eat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aciidfla5h Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 here's a classic: noob: wow you're hot me: wow you're not *silence* Level 77 for life. Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matzekatze Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 the most commen: noob:hey i buy your full rune(g) me:no noob: i give you 2K me:lol noob: its only 1,5K me:lol noob noob:reported Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangea Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Once i was wearing my full black g when they were hot: He: Il buy your armour Me: Offer He: 100 gp Me: Lol more He: ok 120 gp Me: At least 350k He: Ok ( trades and gives me 350 gp :)) Me: Nvm and tele away :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress85 Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Oh and i remember once i was in world 1 trying to sell rune g plate for 500k.(this was MONTHS ago) Noob: i buy 500k Me: *accepts trade offer, puts up plate, he puts up money* noob: *puts up money, and 1 air rune* Me: *but before he can reduce the amount of money, i accept it the 500k and 1 air rune. he keeps trying to get me to not notice the money change* Noob: *declines* dude stop accepting me: hey you said 500k for rune g plate noob:yes but i had other things 4 u Me:oh ok lets see *trade screen opens again and puts up rune g plate* Noob: *puts up money* me:*and i accept, he puts up his runes. I then notice the money go to 50k.i take a screenie, (which i cant seem to find ) and decline* noob:accept! me:reported item scammer and got a screenshot booya! noob:noob... i once saw ruby and ash in the wildy, thought it was a santa hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTTW Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Guy: Trimming weapons! Me: Can you trim my chisel? Guy: Yes *I hand over the chisel, guy runs off laughing* ^That was a 106, by the way. I get stupid things like this DAILY. RSN: F T T W, 1167 Total, 117 Combat, All F2P Current Goal: 97/99 Defence I am The Walrus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lep Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 That made me lmao irl :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Here's a funny conversation that I had with a newb: (This guy is wearing full gilded and starts cutting magic trees with me.) Newb: Hey, is that a rune hatchet? Me: Yeah. Newb: Can I buy? Me: Not for sale. Newb: Can I buy? Me: What part of not for sale do you not understand? Newb: All of it, I'm from Holand. Newb: Are you dutch? Me: No... Newb: A friend gave me this account. (Thank-you, your abuse report has been received) Me: Thanks for the confession. Me: Lol, I reported you for account sharing/trading. Me: Lol Newb: I didn't understand what you said, I'm from Holland. (Silence) (Newb runs away) SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhaperPlane Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Here is a funny one. I was in Falador waiting for a mate to come and kill Hellhounds with me. I hear this: Noob: Here you go! 10Trillion coins! Me: Lets see what you got. *I see what he gives to this low level* Me: That's not 10 Trillion. That's 200k. P1: Aw =( Noob: No its not! Its 10 Trillion! Me: Well then why does it have a Two and two zeros? Noob: Cause its a bug. Me: Well then, why wasn't it on the Jagex Page? Noob: I dunno *At this point, he was falling in my trap* Me: You really don't have 10 Trillion do you? Noob: Yes I do! I can beat you Noob! Me: Yeah, your a lvl 49 and I'm lvl 70. Big Difference. Noob: I have 79 Prayer! Me: I'll check you on the high scores. *I check and he dosen't* Me: Your not even listed. Noob: Noob *He walks to another person* Noob: Here you go 1 Billion! P2: What? You didn't give me anything! *I then notice a High level standing still and PM me, he was a mod* Mod: Enjoying yourself? Noob: How did you get that crown?! Mod: I'm a Mod that's what. Noob: No your not! I report you! Mod: Well have fun. *At this point I'm laughing and thus ends the case* Another one: Me and my freind are about to go to Pest Control until someone follows me. Noob: Can I have some free stuff? Me: No Noob: Y? Me: I worked for my stuff, you should too. Noob: Some people are nice and some people are mean, reported for being mean. Good times indeed! Here is my favourite one of all. Noob: Free Money plz!! Me: Dude, there is no point in asking for free stuff, nobody is ever going to give you free stuff. Noob: How did you make your money then? Me: Fished. Noob: How do I fish. Me: You use a net with fishing point which says net. Noob: That's difficult. Me: You were taught how to fish on tutorial island. I'm going now to play Pest Control. Bye. Noob: I add you. *He adds me* Noob PM: Your my best m8 Me: You know, I can just add you to my ignore list. Noob: You can't! Your my mate! Me: I'm not your mate. Get to know people first. *I remove him* Good TImes indeed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spikerkid Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 This one is classic :D I was just watching, oh and laughing P-Mod: Free Gem Cutting Noob:I have some gems you can cut P-Mod:ok trade Noob:You Better not scam me P-mod:rofl ahahahaha im a player mod Everyone around the mod: ahahahhaha lol Noob: *starts asking whats a prayer mod* Quit RuneScape :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXAbyssalXx Posted July 6, 2006 Author Share Posted July 6, 2006 erkid"]This one is classic :D I was just watching, oh and laughing P-Mod: Free Gem Cutting Noob:I have some gems you can cut P-Mod:ok trade Noob:You Better not scam me P-mod:rofl ahahahaha im a player mod Everyone around the mod: ahahahhaha lol Noob: *starts asking whats a prayer mod* Aww i feel sorry for that noob :lol: |Noobs :roll:|Ebaums steals! :evil:|Go Stephie! :mrgreen:|http:// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spikerkid Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Lol it was the funniest thing i've seen on runescape ps wooot first post sence jan 10th Quit RuneScape :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhaperPlane Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 This one takes the cake: Noob: Where did you get that bright blue armor I was wearing Rune armor by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sear Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 I'm going to put this post on my favourits :D I have a noob in my friend list. He isn't exactly a noob, his combat lvl is 34. He is more like a money noob. his sentence was simply "making gold rings is a lot of money". reminded me the time when I thought that iron armor was sooooo cool. Not that I'm an old lvl 126, im lvl 62 :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toast647 Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 I was talkign to this guy at the caged lesser demon and he said his main members accoutn got cut off from being a member and he said he died and lost everything from a random event dwarf rofl! he then went on his laptop and multilogged so i reported him :P then he got a bit rude and kept on swearing im regreting it now that i didnt geta pic of the whole convo Come to #tip-it on Swift IRC, if you're cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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