The Dark Lord Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 lol did someone had to bring that up -.- it was a girl !! not a dude!! ! ! ! Hmm... So the girl was a bit strange, wasn't she? SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayking321 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 noob: can i have your sword? me: no noob: can i have your armour? me: fock no noob: can i have a free item? me: sure (gives him some burned fish) Yer. I atually gave a noob who was doing the "Free 100k" scam. I offered him 8 burnt lobbies and he accepted. lol you traded him 8 burned lobs for 100k? w8 im lost here No, i didnt trade him 8 burnt lobs for 100k. Its a pathetic scam where a noob runs a competition where you have to give them your best item. Then, whoever gave them the best item "gets" 100k. Naturally, once the noob has got all the items, they tele\run\log. Currently going for 76 fishing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyle_muscat Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 well there was this noob saying : noob: free 100k! me: (i trade him and he shows 100k on the trade and i accept) noob: (changes the 100k into 10004gp)(10k looking like 100k) noob: accept and i do too lol me: i had the 10004gp in my inv noob: hahahahaha! you just got scammed! free 10k for me =D> R.I.P The Old Nite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoingUnder Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 lol did someone had to bring that up -.- it was a girl !! not a dude!! ! ! ! Hmm... So the girl was a bit strange, wasn't she? No basically, we're both gay Ok it won't let me say the word, but I guess you can figure it out lol i am a paint noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wortelhaar Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 a few seconds ago, in al kharid. some lvl 30 in full addy is being chased by a lvl 30 with full mith, both running mith: give me my money!!!!!!!! addy:no!!!!!! then 3 lvl -10's - they were following another lvl -10 - hop on screaming "give me money!!!!!!!!" "i need money!!!!!!" "free money for me!!!!" so basicly the addy dude was being chased by 5 people. EDIT: oh god such a lame story, believe me it was realy funny :anxious: fine, happy now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos_Reborn Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 noob stories aren't even funny... :roll: "Buying 30k for 5k", "upgrading swords for free", hello beaver!!! (referring to me), "Necrobrawler, how do I become a devil like you?" Visit my Runescape comedy website, based on in-game screenshots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoingUnder Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 lol did someone had to bring that up -.- it was a girl !! not a dude!! ! ! ! Hmm... So the girl was a bit strange, wasn't she? Lol, plus, why did you have to bring that up ... again? i am a paint noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoingUnder Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 lol did someone had to bring that up -.- it was a girl !! not a dude!! ! ! ! Hmm... So the girl was a bit strange, wasn't she? Lol, plus, why did you have to bring that up ... again? i am a paint noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress85 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 well there was this noob saying : noob: free 100k! me: (i trade him and he shows 100k on the trade and i accept) noob: (changes the 100k into 10004gp)(10k looking like 100k) noob: accept and i do too lol me: i had the 10004gp in my inv noob: hahahahaha! you just got scammed! free 10k for me =D> That guy was off his meds : i once saw ruby and ash in the wildy, thought it was a santa hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noname713 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 My favourite noob session of all time? Noob : Selling 3 coals!!!!!! Me : How much per coal? Noob : 80gp each! They're rare! Me : Oh...Right, well, I'll buy them. Noob: WOW! Rich man! *trade offer accepted* Noob : Haha, they're worth 90 each! lmao, haha, noob, hahaI rest my case. um...according to his standards, didnt he just rip himself off by 30 gp? :D Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^ Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
predor Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Him : Hi Me : Hi Him : Wanna go to wildy and fight me : Im level 15 your 30 Him : Ill let you win and btw look if you type your password it comes out as starts, watch! ****** me: cool let me try , ****** him : your not doing it right. type your password right me : ok, john13485 ( not my real password ) // Him dissapears // Him reapears him : Thats not your real password me: so it isn't , this is : ****** him : [bleep] you n00b l0l. u [bleep]ing suck u jew l0l. u didnt do it right [bleep] u n00b if u weren n00b i would have given u 1000k but cuz you n00b i dont give!!!!!11one me: Reported, gg idiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kill_Life Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 I had a funny one once in Fally east bank. Noob: Selling full Zammy, 1 mill, show money first! *People trade him but don't have the money* Noob: I wanna see the money first noobs! *I trade him* Noob: Show money first! *I show him 1 mill* *Noob declines trade* Noob: Hahaha! *Noob telees* Me: -.-" *I add noob* Me: Why did you waste tele runes? Just say you don't have it... Noob: Ur a noob! Shut up! Hahaha! Me: K... It was funny for me cause he wasted stuff... Don't know what is so funny for him :? "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do"[Currently playing: K1ll L1f3] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCHughes Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Not 3 minutes ago I was in level 2 of the stronghold training on fleshies when a level 3, generic-looking characters shows up between the 2 doors leading into the area. Him: Can I have food please? Me: No (I'm a player mod, he sees my crown) Him: Are you a member? Me: No Him: I am Me: And you're a level 3? Him: No level 72 (Now I'm just messing with him) Me: But it says level 3 by your name Him: No my main is 72 Him: It has 58 att 60 str 51 def 44 range 58 mage 44 prayer Me: And you're still a level 3?! Holy cow! Him: No 72 Me: It says 3 by your name though Him: I know all on my main Me: You know all on your main? Him: Yes Me: So you don't know anything on this account? Him: What? Him: Shut up, I'll own you in wildy Me: No you won't, you're a level 3 Him: No, 72!!!! Me: But it says 3 by your name Him: My main!!!1! Me: What about your main? Him: Aaaaahhhhhhh He runs away and I laugh hysterically. the russians are the best! Hands down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolgirl15 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Not 3 minutes ago I was in level 2 of the stronghold training on fleshies when a level 3, generic-looking characters shows up between the 2 doors leading into the area. Him: Can I have food please? Me: No (I'm a player mod, he sees my crown) Him: Are you a member? Me: No Him: I am Me: And you're a level 3? Him: No level 72 (Now I'm just messing with him) Me: But it says level 3 by your name Him: No my main is 72 Him: It has 58 att 60 str 51 def 44 range 58 mage 44 prayer Me: And you're still a level 3?! Holy cow! Him: No 72 Me: It says 3 by your name though Him: I know all on my main Me: You know all on your main? Him: Yes Me: So you don't know anything on this account? Him: What? Him: Shut up, I'll own you in wildy Me: No you won't, you're a level 3 Him: No, 72!!!! Me: But it says 3 by your name Him: My main!!!1! Me: What about your main? Him: Aaaaahhhhhhh He runs away and I laugh hysterically. Omfg hahaha!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Poor guy lol, i bet hes wondering what in idiot you are and he doesnt know he was punk'd. Join the sodb now!Thanks to misterxman for the great avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foooman Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Some level 101 was picking spider eggs and a lvl 47 comes up. I stand watching as I mindlessly kill more red spiders. EDIT: Rehosted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantasylord5 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 another addition to noobs say the funniest things: he:where do i buy a bucket me:from me he:how about for shrimps me:ok(sarcasm) *he trades me , i offer bucket, he offers shrimp. we both accept the first window , he accepts 2nd one, i decline he:thanks *then he walks away* about 1 minute later he comes back getting angry cause he doesnt have a bucket in his inventory... hahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolgirl15 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 another addition to noobs say the funniest things: he:where do i buy a bucket me:from me he:how about for shrimps me:ok(sarcasm) *he trades me , i offer bucket, he offers shrimp. we both accept the first window , he accepts 2nd one, i decline he:thanks *then he walks away* about 1 minute later he comes back getting angry cause he doesnt have a bucket in his inventory... hahahah To be honest, you were being a noob.... Join the sodb now!Thanks to misterxman for the great avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armadillo48 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 phew! it took me a day or 2 but i finally read every single page! absolutely hilarious! its funny because we can all relate to these situations! if my private chat wasn't on friends i'm sure i'd hav more noob moments on my pure account - every1 loves abusing a pker :P for know though - keep posting ur noob moments! :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 I had a funny one once in Fally east bank. Noob: Selling full Zammy, 1 mill, show money first! *People trade him but don't have the money* Noob: I wanna see the money first noobs! *I trade him* Noob: Show money first! *I show him 1 mill* *Noob declines trade* Noob: Hahaha! *Noob telees* Me: -.-" *I add noob* Me: Why did you waste tele runes? Just say you don't have it... Noob: Ur a noob! Shut up! Hahaha! Me: K... It was funny for me cause he wasted stuff... Don't know what is so funny for him :? Maybe he thought there was a bug with the trade screen, and that he would get the 1M if he declined or something. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaquib5 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 i was walking normally trying to get some smelting done him: im reporting you for hurting a wild animal me: what? him: give me that chicken or ur banned for bug abuse me: omg, go away him: thats it a chicken can be categorized as a bug. reported me: alright, we'll see how jagex responds to a fake report him: i hope u enjoy ur ban me: whatever him: alright, il unban you and reverse my report for a slice of that chicken me: shutup noob and i ran away him: running after me demanding chicken i finally logged, switched worlds and put private to friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacarnaya Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Why the bold large letters? :-s Live, love, eat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanotex Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Finally readed every single post :shock: Best i have seen whas: *Higher guy teles* Noob: OMg!! omg!! Me: What? Noob: That purple bubble just ate him :lol: I fell of my chair from laughing I saw other goods to and i will look every day for new n33bs :thumbsup: ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawallabingbang m8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsertCreditsNow Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 I had some high level calling me a n00b and a coward because I ran behind a wall to eat some food and keep fighting with Elvarg. He told me I wouldn't last but I proved him wrong and laughed at him. Him:Coward Me:How am I a coward? Him:Because you ran behind a wall Me:Yeah, see that is called having some sense to heal Him:N00b, you'll never last against him. Me:*delivers the final killing blow* you were saying punk? I never saw him again but the look on his face was priceless. Currently Going for...99 firemakingCurrent Progress-76/99 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Ok, I met N0valyfe yesterday, and newbs were swarming him. "Hey N0va wanna be friends?" "You are my idol! OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!" "What is your fletching level N0va?" Me: Newblets, quit drooling over N0valyfe because he is better than you. N0va: Don't idolize me, i'm just a guy at a pc ^^" Mod: Quit spamming, please. Me: You guys are all newbs, only high levels are allowed now. Me: N0va has 99 fletching, ya think? Me: Selling magic logs!!! (N0valyfe wishes to trade with you.) Me: Buying dharoks legs. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacarnaya Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Only high levels allowed? That sounds nooby. Live, love, eat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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