July 27, 200619 yr You know how in Varrock square there's always those higher levels on the north side just hanging out and talking all the time? Yesterday I was roaming and there must have been a dozen level 100+ guys in either dragon or barrows (in F2P, of course) and a level 10 or so sees them and says: "Wow, lots of high lvls." Almost instantly the chat box filled up with: "Noob" "Noob" "Noob" "Noob" "Noob" "Noob" "Noob" "Noob" "Noob" "Noob" "Noob" "Noob" "Noob" From all the high levels. I can imagine that poor kid crying from all that. :oops: :( Shameful. the russians are the best! Hands down!
July 27, 200619 yr You know how in Varrock square there's always those higher levels on the north side just hanging out and talking all the time? Yesterday I was roaming and there must have been a dozen level 100+ guys in either dragon or barrows (in F2P, of course) and a level 10 or so sees them and says: "Wow, lots of high lvls." Almost instantly the chat box filled up with: "Noob" "Noob" "Noob" "Noob" "Noob" "Noob" "Noob" "Noob" "Noob" "Noob" "Noob" "Noob" "Noob" From all the high levels. I can imagine that poor kid crying from all that. :oops: :( Shameful. Aww poor noob... :(
July 27, 200619 yr Lol, I'm mining some Addy and Mith with public chat off and when I turn it back on I see: 1: Shewoman mining lvl? 2:she not speaking 1:shew? 1:Must be an autoer 2:lol (This point I take their coal rocks i think .. must of been .. lol I know being a jerk..) 1:stop taking ores 2:report her (I think i was reported :s, i turn my chat on right here) The queen bee shewoman2 (lol): Anyone want free mithril ores? 1:lol autoers always say that 2:shew u autoer? Shewoman: No ... anyone want rfree mith ores? 1:reported Shewoman: for what? not talking to a bunch of losers like you? *Insult insulst cuss cuss* I'm sure i got reported for bad language. :? i am a paint noob
July 27, 200619 yr Banned for posting in General :D I once had witnessed a guy trying to talk to a chicken. He tried repeatedly saying "hi" to it, then asked me how to speak to npc's. I really wonder how he got off of tutorial island. Ah well. That will remain a mystery forever :( Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar!
July 27, 200619 yr I was in the Varrock sewers casting crumble undead. I kept reading the forums too. I go back to the game and continue casting and realise that somebody has asked me my mage lvl 5 times. But im to busy so I keep casting: Noob1: Autoer Noob1: Autoer Noob1: Hey report the autor Noob2:Really? Noob1: Yeah. He cant talk he is autoer Noob2: Reported for auto Noob1: Autoer Reported At this point I feel like having fun. Me: Am I really an autoer? Noob1: yeah and i reported you Me: But you just said autoers cant talk Noob1: Noob autoer Noob2: You shouldnt auto. Thats cheating Noob1: My stats own you anyways. (He is 11 combat lvls lower than me. Me: oh really...whats your mage lvl? Noob1: higher than yours. what is yours. Me: 56 Noob1:liar Me:Check the highscores. Noob1: I dont need too I know you dont have 56 magic I proceed to ask him every level that I have (att,str,range,hp,magic) and continually outdo him on all levels. Each time I get the response of: Noob1: My stats pwn you. So after I finish all those stats I say: Me: So you infact dont have any skills that are higher than mine Noob1:I pwn you Me: I thought your stats owned me? There is a literal 4 minute pause in which nothing is said...then Noob1: Well my main could own you. So after this I realised the: "Official Noob Process" 1. Call somebody a higher level than you a noob. 2. Try to compare stats and lose miserably. and finally, 3. My main could.... Presto instant eggs. i have the solution to "goblin diplomacy"...kill wartface and bentnoze.
July 28, 200619 yr Newbie(boy):Me love boys Newbie: Man, will you marry me? (Hes reffering to the lv 3 character in al kharid) Newbie:Marry me man Newbie:Are you sure you wont marry me? newbie: *sob* I got rejected *I stab man with dagger* Newbie: Dont! newbie: you killed the man I wanted to marry! Lmao.
July 28, 200619 yr Newb: Can I have free stuff? Me (Turns around on him): Free stuff plz.... Me: plzzzzzzz Me (Wearing full Dharok): Plzzz I'm soooo poor! Newb: I was wanting something from you. Me: Plzzzz Newb: Bye. I love it when a newb can't handle to take what they give back. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.
July 28, 200619 yr Newb: Can I have free stuff? Me (Turns around on him): Free stuff plz.... Me: plzzzzzzz Me (Wearing full Dharok): Plzzz I'm soooo poor! Newb: I was wanting something from you. Me: Plzzzz Newb: Bye. I love it when a newb can't handle to take what they give back. Logic versus begging: Who will be the victor? :lol: the russians are the best! Hands down!
July 28, 200619 yr Newb: Can I have free stuff? Me (Turns around on him): Free stuff plz.... Me: plzzzzzzz Me (Wearing full Dharok): Plzzz I'm soooo poor! Newb: I was wanting something from you. Me: Plzzzz Newb: Bye. I love it when a newb can't handle to take what they give back. Logic versus begging: Who will be the victor? :lol: dang never thought of doing it that way but still all of its funny :lol: A dragon is only a lizard with a Diploma
July 28, 200619 yr Just got this annoying noob in CW. I was running around masacring noobs when this lvl 62 in a skirt attacks me. I kill him in a few hits. He says: Noob!!!!! Then he comes bacj and attacks me again. I hit 22 and a 10. He runs calling me a noob. That repeats about 5 times. He went through all the variations of "noob" from noob no j00b and f00b. When the round was over he comes to sara. Comes up to me and starts a converstion me: Its you... noob: rofl look at the virgin!!! me:Yes I am a virgin. Im 15 noob: Well, you are 51!!! hahah! Look he is 51! me: I jsut told you im 15 noob: YOu old as dirt! lol! No lifer! me: Lmao just because I pwn you? noob: You are 61!!! rofl!!! me: no im 51 noob: Reported for revealing personal detail! noob! My VideoScape Blog Yes it is on video. Leave me a comment
July 28, 200619 yr Noob: Hi, handsome i'll but your armour for 8.9 mil (Amour- Rune trim kite and gold helm) Me: Oh, k....(I know he was trying to scam me, but I trade him...) Trade Screen: My armour-----------------8mil..... some stuff.... then he change too 84554 I deny then he ran away............. I was laughing............... \
July 28, 200619 yr Newbie(boy):Me love boys Newbie: Man, will you marry me? (Hes reffering to the lv 3 character in al kharid) Newbie:Marry me man Newbie:Are you sure you wont marry me? newbie: *sob* I got rejected *I stab man with dagger* Newbie: Dont! newbie: you killed the man I wanted to marry! Lmao. ROFLMAO!!! :lol: "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."
July 28, 200619 yr me: Its you... noob: rofl look at the virgin!!! me:Yes I am a virgin. Im 15 noob: Well, you are 51!!! hahah! Look he is 51! me: I jsut told you im 15 noob: YOu old as dirt! lol! No lifer! me: Lmao just because I pwn you? noob: You are 61!!! rofl!!! me: no im 51 noob: Reported for revealing personal detail! noob! I hate idiots who have no clue what reporting actually is. Someone reported me for something because I refused to take them from Varrock to Port Sarim and back so they could buy a wiz hat. He tried paying me 31 gp then reported me when I said no.
July 28, 200619 yr me: Its you... noob: rofl look at the virgin!!! me:Yes I am a virgin. Im 15 noob: Well, you are 51!!! hahah! Look he is 51! me: I jsut told you im 15 noob: YOu old as dirt! lol! No lifer! me: Lmao just because I pwn you? noob: You are 61!!! rofl!!! me: no im 51 noob: Reported for revealing personal detail! noob! I hate idiots who have no clue what reporting actually is. Someone reported me for something because I refused to take them from Varrock to Port Sarim and back so they could buy a wiz hat. He tried paying me 31 gp then reported me when I said no. Hahaha, remember kids, when someone lays a bogus report on you, report them for Rule 10: False Representation. :mrgreen: the russians are the best! Hands down!
July 28, 200619 yr once, i was mining in rimmy mines.. i outmine a noob. noob:giva, im reportin u! me:y? noob:for bug abuse! me:oooookkkk..... noob:reported! and he walks away..... (roughly the conversation, dont remember the exact words.) ahh... the good old days, when 30 attack got you on the high-scores....... An orthodox Jew and proud of it!
July 28, 200619 yr sry, double post Nodding DuckRange: 71/80|Strenght:70/70 |Currently starting at members|
July 28, 200619 yr Lol, I'm mining some Addy and Mith with public chat off and when I turn it back on I see: 1: Shewoman mining lvl? 2:she not speaking 1:shew? 1:Must be an autoer 2:lol (This point I take their coal rocks i think .. must of been .. lol I know being a jerk..) 1:stop taking ores 2:report her (I think i was reported :s, i turn my chat on right here) The queen bee shewoman2 (lol): Anyone want free mithril ores? 1:lol autoers always say that 2:shew u autoer? Shewoman: No ... anyone want rfree mith ores? 1:reported Shewoman: for what? not talking to a bunch of losers like you? *Insult insulst cuss cuss* I'm sure i got reported for bad language. :? i had the same thing when i still had my main.. Nodding DuckRange: 71/80|Strenght:70/70 |Currently starting at members|
July 28, 200619 yr Lmao, gtacrackhead, you have some of the best stories aswell lol. i am a paint noob
July 29, 200619 yr i been getting alot of scammers that can scam at all lol for real heres a few me in a mem servier newb-hi sir me-hello? newb-what level are you sir me-74 why you calling me sir? newb- sry wat u wanna be called? me-baal be good newb-come my world in varrock square me-logs his world free to play hes lv 3 newb-hi nice d b axe me-thx y u add me? newb-its my job newb- whats ur pass? me-pizza ok im going back to a members world to sell vials newb-ok i log back on in mem world newb- ur pass isnt pizza me- ya it is newb- i couldnt trace ur pass me-i must loged in to fast newb- no u lie i changed ur pass its now labordog(lol) me- o really let me see( loged off and back in) newb- hey my mom making me pizza me- i though ur with jagex how can ur mom be making ur pizza she works with you? newb-joking ( loged off and back on) me_ listen newb- i lied me-i know ur a bad scammer newb- u knew? me- wasnt hard to tell newb-o want my know my main account name? me-sure newb-( top guy u know who) me- really! newb-no lol u fell for it me- no i didnt u spelled it wrong newb-ok im leaving me- no stop scamming ur ruining the game for every1, and i know ur gonna completly ignore this but stop scamming!! newb- wanna help me scam? me-no! newb- loged off Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob. People in OT eat glass when they are bored.
Create an account or sign in to comment