July 7, 200619 yr me: Why to you need a spade ? newbie: To dig places newbie: Find stuff me: There's nothing to dig me: You cant find nothing newbie: Yes there is there are me: Like what ? newbie: I see them every day newbie: Follow [walking] me: I hear something like this first time [stoped at farming patch] newbie: Right here me: This is for members farming skill newbie: Sometimes i notice it move me: Sorry, but nothing to dig here newbie: Earlier it was here PS: Before asking why did she/he need a spade he/she yelled almost half an hour "Buying spade"
July 7, 200619 yr Best thing in the world here: I was walking around varrock until I see this: (WARNING: Don't be drinking or eating whilst reading this!) Noob: Hello Romeo Noob: Romeo? Noob: Hello? Noob: Answer me! Me: What are you doing? Noob: It says "Speak to romeo" but when I say hello to him, he dosen't reply *At this moment, I'm in fits, I bring a mate to stand on the same spot as Romeo is* Me: Hello Mate: Hello Phaper Plane Noob: How does he listen to you?! *I walk off, he follows me* Noob: Who could you speak to him? Me: Cause I can. It continued on like this until for a while
July 7, 200619 yr lol... I got a great one. My dad got this idea to pick up a random book/mag/anything with words on it, put my finger down somewhere and type that random sentence to noobs that were bugging me. Well, this guy started asking me to be his gf (I'm a guy with a girl character), so i figured this would be a great time to try out my dad's idea. Here are the results: There was more, but while I was taking pics he started spamming me and I lost the last part. It's not the size, but what you do with it. Oh but for your southern appendage, it's size fellas! ;)
July 8, 200619 yr Lol the one above me is funny :D This dude admitted he was a noob (We were mining im lumbridge swamp and he was calling everyone a noob 'coz they were lower leveled, except me) i am a paint noob
July 8, 200619 yr Some noob called me a cheater for using ranged. I was just using safe spots and he said I dont fight like a man :roll:
July 8, 200619 yr Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me! Noob2: Why? Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!! Noob2: How did you do that?!? Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp! Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!! Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K! Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K! Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!! ^this one made me laugh alot Lol omg did this actualy happen? omg if my lil bro did that to me he woud be dead by now #-o
July 8, 200619 yr Today, some noob wanted me to give him my rune scimmy. Then he offered me three iron arrows :roll:
July 9, 200619 yr on Karajma docks. lv3: free the sharks! me: what? lv3: free the sharks! he kept going for 30 min then lv3: give me sharks or give me death nearly everyone else on dock: fine prepare to die lv3: free the sharks! i turned off chat and 30 min later i turned it on again and he was still going and everyone was yelling shut up best reply to him by a lv 76: fine then, get members and go fish sharks yourself. lv3: make me noob. free the sharks!
July 9, 200619 yr on Karajma docks. lv3: free the sharks! me: what? lv3: free the sharks! he kept going for 30 min then lv3: give me sharks or give me death nearly everyone else on dock: fine prepare to die lv3: free the sharks! i turned off chat and 30 min later i turned it on again and he was still going and everyone was yelling shut up best reply to him by a lv 76: fine then, get members and go fish sharks yourself. lv3: make me noob. free the sharks! I see why Jagex put an age limit on the game. Nine year olds get on and start saying stupid immature stuff. :roll: SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.
July 9, 200619 yr It's only the MAJORITY of the 9 year olds... Not all of them. And Jagex has that age limit because of the law I think, not for actual gaming reasons. Live, love, eat!
July 9, 200619 yr on Karajma docks. lv3: free the sharks! me: what? lv3: free the sharks! he kept going for 30 min then lv3: give me sharks or give me death nearly everyone else on dock: fine prepare to die lv3: free the sharks! i turned off chat and 30 min later i turned it on again and he was still going and everyone was yelling shut up best reply to him by a lv 76: fine then, get members and go fish sharks yourself. lv3: make me noob. free the sharks! I see why Jagex put an age limit on the game. Nine year olds get on and start saying stupid immature stuff. :roll: i thought it was 12-year-olds? or was that counter-strike? RAVE BREAK!
July 9, 200619 yr Heres mine: Girl: Can i buy ur chiken? Me: No, they're untradable, srry. Girl: I'll give you 50k. Me: They're untradable. Girl: 100k? Me: Untradable. Girl:Lier. Me: Okay, you caught me, I'll sell 100m. (Girl trades a multi colored flower) (decline) Girl: n00b thats over 100m!! Me:Lol Its amazing what has happened to people's intelligent levels over the years..... :wall: I wonder whats happened to Runescape sometimes... :| R.I.P Shiva and The Old NiteVisit My Huge Goals!!! <---- Click ThisMy Pk GalleryGWD: 3x Saradomin Sword, 2x Saradomin Hilt, 2X B Boots, 1x Tasset, 2X B Plate, 2X Shard, 1X D MedTDs: 3x Solo Claws, 1x Solo Armour Piece99 Untrimmed HP, 0% Pc'd and before Soul Wars -- Trimmed July 1, 2009First Untrimmed HP Cape to 96 summon, top 300 to 96 summonProud owner of the strength, magic, range, and hitpoints capes.Spa_Ins/LOLCANADA on IRC.
July 9, 200619 yr on Karajma docks. lv3: free the sharks! me: what? lv3: free the sharks! he kept going for 30 min then lv3: give me sharks or give me death nearly everyone else on dock: fine prepare to die lv3: free the sharks! i turned off chat and 30 min later i turned it on again and he was still going and everyone was yelling shut up best reply to him by a lv 76: fine then, get members and go fish sharks yourself. lv3: make me noob. free the sharks! I see why Jagex put an age limit on the game. Nine year olds get on and start saying stupid immature stuff. :roll: There's an age limit? :?: Since when? When I joined there was no age limit. What is it by the way? :D R.I.P Shiva and The Old NiteVisit My Huge Goals!!! <---- Click ThisMy Pk GalleryGWD: 3x Saradomin Sword, 2x Saradomin Hilt, 2X B Boots, 1x Tasset, 2X B Plate, 2X Shard, 1X D MedTDs: 3x Solo Claws, 1x Solo Armour Piece99 Untrimmed HP, 0% Pc'd and before Soul Wars -- Trimmed July 1, 2009First Untrimmed HP Cape to 96 summon, top 300 to 96 summonProud owner of the strength, magic, range, and hitpoints capes.Spa_Ins/LOLCANADA on IRC.
July 9, 200619 yr Double Poster... In Fishing Guild In one minute: N00b: Selling Raw Lobs N00b: Selling Raw Lobs N00b: Selling Raw Lobs N00b: Selling Raw Lobs N00b: Selling Raw Lobs Someone: message N00b: Selling Raw Lobs N00b: Selling Raw Lobs N00b: Selling Raw Lobs N00b: Selling Raw Lobs N00b: Selling Raw Lobs Someone: message N00b: Selling Raw Lobs N00b: Selling Raw Lobs N00b: Selling Raw Lobs N00b: Selling Raw Lobs N00b: Selling Raw Lobs N00b: Selling Raw Lobs N00b: Selling Raw Lobs N00b: Selling Raw Lobs Continues like that for a few minutes. N00b: Selling Raw Lobs N00b: Selling Raw Lobs N00b: Selling Raw Lobs N00b: Selling Raw Lobs N00b: Selling Raw Lobs N00b: Selling Raw Lobs Me: Shut up or I'll push you into the water and p00n you to death with meh harpoon. N00b: Selling Raw Lobs N00b: Selling Raw Lobs N00b: Selling Raw Lobs N00b: Selling Raw Lobs N00b: Selling Raw Lobs N00b: Selling Raw Lobs *Splash* I'm back?! No wayz!!!
July 9, 200619 yr here is mine Noob: I need food Me: Too Bad my fish is mine Noob:But i need food Me: So do I. I was hacked last week Some Guy: Lol Noob: Lol Noob: Gimme food you noob Me: Eh talking bout yourself huh? Noob: Wanna be hacked again Me: Noob Some Guy: Was that a threat! Some noobs are unbeliveable one minute they want stuff the next they think they can hack your account
July 9, 200619 yr Author lol i'm still trying to remember a conversation i had with a noob, it was hilarious i can't beleive i've forgotten. |Noobs :roll:|Ebaums steals! :evil:|Go Stephie! :mrgreen:|http://
July 9, 200619 yr heres me telling a joke to a lvl 102 im baller and im lvl 80 baller577:if your flying over the desert and u get a flat tire, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? lvl 102:...5...? lolz baller577: nope none! you know why? lvl 102:um...why baller577: theres no bbq sauce on the chicken wings!!! (zombie dance) lvl 102:lol noob baller577: (zombie dance) yep and proud of it EDIT: this would make an aweosome sig :P \ :P \
July 9, 200619 yr Newb: Does anyone know the location of Zezima? Me: 300 miles below the pits of Hell. Newb: Ok thanks. Newb: I better get to digging. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.
July 9, 200619 yr this just happened this noob pm's me noob-give me 3k or 2k or 1k if you don't i will report u me-report me for what? noob-being mean me-how was i mean to you.... noob-come to world 7 right know! me-how was i mean to you.... noob-by not helping me noob-know go to world 7 know!!! me- first off you can't report me for not helping you me-your just a noob that wants money noob-shut up im gonna hack you know me-you can report people for doing that, and i will noob has logged out i think i saw this noob about 2 months ago, he asked me if i can help him do a quest but i was busy.
July 10, 200619 yr Haha this happened today: Me: Noob Noob: Dont call me a noob i've been through the wilderness and back. Bahhaaaa
July 10, 200619 yr Someone asked me if your recovery questions had to be the right answer. 4388 to 99 cooking
July 10, 200619 yr about 20 min ago. Hacked 10 years old account, permamently quit if Jagex doesn't return items.
July 10, 200619 yr oooh i got lots of this, but all heard from freinds :D Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me! Noob2: Why? Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!! Noob2: How did you do that?!? Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp! Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!! Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K! Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K! Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!! ^this one made me laugh alot LOL! I bet his brother either killed him or killed himself :lol: [TEST] Ever had a noob say something stupid to you? Well post it here! ROFLMAO!!! I laughed so friggin hard, I cried! I bet when his brother got on, the conversation went like this: Noob1: Guess what! Bro: Dunno... Noob1: I sold your crown! I got 100k for it! Bro: OMG!!! I"M GONNA MURDER YOU!!! Noob1: Mom! *Wrestling takes place. Brother strangles him. Funeral planned the next day...* Join BsK today.
July 10, 200619 yr Newb: Does anyone know the location of Zezima? Me: 300 miles below the pits of Hell. Newb: Ok thanks. Newb: I better get to digging. What is happening to the world? #-o It's not the size, but what you do with it. Oh but for your southern appendage, it's size fellas! ;)
July 10, 200619 yr Now that I have the skull sceptre, everywhere I go, I get noobs following me calling it "a cow skull on a stick" I remember someone here said that, and now its spread through the game. i once saw ruby and ash in the wildy, thought it was a santa hat.
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