hungryblader Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 that's still hilarious. Sounds like something MY sister would do. "Dost hath not giveth thy name 'noob' to thy brethren... ...Or thou art must considereth thyself a noob as well." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kai4321 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 The noob in this case is my friend IRL but he acts stupid sometimes and can be annoying. Noob: My friend gave me 300k Me: Ok Noob: Im rich now WOOT WOOT WOOT Me: So now you can pay me back 200k I gave you Noob: No I dont have enough money Me: Give me 200k from the 300k your friend gave you Noob: What 300k Noob: Your stupid Me: 300k from your friend? ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâìÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâì *Doesn't reply* Noob: My friend is lvl 121 Me: Wow ... Noob: He said he will give me alot of money Me: Ok Noob: Do you have a high level friend like mine Me: No Noob: Hahahahahhhaa I am better than you Me: How? Noob: I have a higher lvl friend hahaahha *I stopped talking* He has PMed me like over 10 times with saying stuff like I have a high lvl friend and stuff its just stupid :shame: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiriyama Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 http://url129.imageshack.us/url129/4941/funnythingar5.png He is combat 93 btw. Well the dude who's name I blacked out is. I don't see why not knowing what hyt means is noobish, it's a tip.it thing after all I suggest you look at it more Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gyroman25 Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 ok i was walking to varrok and this noob comes up to me noob:give me your pass! me:no! noob:give me your pass i'm working for jagex! me:...... noob:give me your pass or i report you! me:whatever *then i walk away* other story i used the easter ring and a noobs comes up noob: hey get out of the egg right now! me:why? noob:because i want you to! me:who cares noob:i report you then me:for what? noob:being mean me:go ahead report me then i didn't do anything though *then the noob goes ahead and starts talking about his life story* last story for now......... i was killing cows for cow hides and a noobs comes up noob:what are you doing? me:killing cows noob:why are you killing the cute cows? me:so i can have cow hides noob: i reported you!!! me:for wat? noob:being a meanie and killing cows *i walk away* N0valyfe an idol to some, a great player to many, and a true runescaper to all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imyou2 Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 Noob:Can I have some sausages? Guy(weilding abby whip):huh? Noob:Can i have some sausages Guy:What sausages? Noob:The ones you're holding Guy:these aren't sausage links(attacks guard to prove it) Noob:wow, you killed something with sausages!plz plz can i have some Guy:it's an abyssal whip Noob:they're sausages Guy:they're not sausages!! Noob:noob im reporting you Guy:for what? Noob: for not sharing food Guy:THEY'RE NOT FREAKING SAUSAGES!!! Noob:omg why didn't you say so * noob lol I cant stop laughing at this :XD: ! heres mine: noob:what are you doing on my acount! im you 2(me):what!? noob:are you on my acount now? cus im gonna report you im you 2:its a user name! noob:reported dude im not on your acount noob:really get off! im you 2:im not on your account! noob:reported im you 2:lol noob:*starts following me* im you 2:why are you folllowing me ? noob:i wanna see you get banned im you 2:stop following please noob:reported! im you 2:*adds noob to ignore* one more: noob: gimme your sausage im you 2:what (almost about to report for bad talking lol!) noob:you know those sausage links you killed that thing with im you 2:you mean..a whip? noob: no sausage! im you 2:its really a whip noob:sausage whip? im you 2:(annoyed)yeah sausage whip kill alot of bears and bind there meat noob:how im you 2:lvl lvl 5 magic noob: ok ty you *30mins later* noob:can i have your armor i cant make sausage im only magic lvl 3 im you 2:well then you tie it with rope noob:k thx! lol always funny when noobs think whip is sausage :XD: siggy ^.^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrows Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 This happened a while ago before my main got banned: N00b: Hey you (was referring to me), wanna get paid 2mil? Me: Okay, sure... N00b: Only equip your whip and follow me. N00b: I want to prove to my friend that I'm a good pker. N00b: Please pretend that I owned you in the wilderness. Me: Okay. (I bring a pking set + 18 sharks inven. I knew it was a scam.. o.O) *Walks to level 40 wilderness* N00b: Ok, please don't run away. *Gets my hitpoints down to 12 and trades* I start attacking him with dds and whip. He gets owned. Since he attacked me, this is what he dropped: 4x dragon longswords 4x abbysal whips 20 cooked monkfish A sweet victory! =D He wasn't really a noob level-wise, but was a noob for dying with food and trying to scam me. OMG NICE! RSN- Pker027 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lode Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 This happened a while ago before my main got banned: N00b: Hey you (was referring to me), wanna get paid 2mil? Me: Okay, sure... N00b: Only equip your whip and follow me. N00b: I want to prove to my friend that I'm a good pker. N00b: Please pretend that I owned you in the wilderness. Me: Okay. (I bring a pking set + 18 sharks inven. I knew it was a scam.. o.O) *Walks to level 40 wilderness* N00b: Ok, please don't run away. *Gets my hitpoints down to 12 and trades* I start attacking him with dds and whip. He gets owned. Since he attacked me, this is what he dropped: 4x dragon longswords 4x abbysal whips 20 cooked monkfish A sweet victory! =D He wasn't really a noob level-wise, but was a noob for dying with food and trying to scam me. OMG NICE! I sort of believe something like this happened except the 4x dragon longsword and 4x abbysal whip part. Runescape: Lodev (Combat level been fixed at 101 for years now, Total level 1500+, playing since march 2002)Arenascape: Lode (Level 240+ Warlock) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l3estever Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 lol... what direction do i go to leave the wildy? (by one of my clan members) L3estever Proud leader of 65+ Clan Demonic Plague Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress85 Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 Woah its been a while since I've posted here... While waiting outside varry west bank for a coal buyer, Noob: can i have money? Noob: plz? Noob:plez? Noob:plaseeaa??? Me:wtf is plaseeaa??? Noob:plesase? Me:are you trying to say something? Noob:omg pleeeease? Me: ooooh you mean please! Noob:yes! can i have money now please? Me: oh no lol While standing at my spot in varry in full sara... Noob: hey cyp how much munay u gots? Me:umm about 300k Noob:good now gimme some Me: wtf are you trying to rob me??? Noob:yes now gime or i banm u Me:whats a banm? Noob: i meant ban Me:whats a ban? Noob:grrrr Me:lol i once saw ruby and ash in the wildy, thought it was a santa hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manatea3O5 Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 this happened when i went to a f2p with my splitbark noob : hey noob, nice armore me : thanks, but whats armore? noob : its that stuff on your body me : my hair? noob : im reporting you for being dumb me : go for it noob : i will, get ready to be banned me : im not stopping you noob - walks away 5 minutes later on private chat... noob : banned yet?? me : yeah, im so sad noob : you should be, now you cant play anymore me : i know, but wait, who are you talking to, i thought you banned me noob : im talking to you, dont make me report you again i turn off private chat and continue with my walking around Manatea3O5, the guy who posts replies without reading others Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolHead22 Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 ^ Wth was that about? My Blog of random goals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonwizerd Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 lol, i forget the exact convo but a lvl 93 with some problems... here's the best part right here (just so you know, he said he was in kindergaren but i disprooved him becasue he could type and read so well and couldn't do 4-2, also... a 6 year old with a 93 account? so i basicly disprooved him and he said) 93:just shut up noob, my brother died me: riiight... how does a 6 year old get a lvl 93 account? (i didn't believe his brother died) 93: my brother gave to me me: i thought your brother was dead other person: lmao! 93:my brother gave me this account before he died 93: and said to play in it if he ever dies Me:so your breaking rule 6? 93: no, my brother died and he gave me this account me: reported (i said reorted as a joke and i then turned off private chat) so later that day, i meat him again, and he admits to being in gr 3... ok same ways to disprove you as before... please don't say that becasue his brother died or something he's sad... he obviously has a problem or 2... Yayyyyyy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeb912 Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 While smelting steel Noob: Hey can you smith me a steel pik Me: You can't smith piks Noob: Reported for lying you can too smith piks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N3wbeginning Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 I couldn't tell you how many times I've run into some of these ;s It's a great new 3D chat where you can create your own character with their own clothing,3D and 2D background scenes, own interactive pets, import MSN/Yahoo buddy lists,and much more! --->The World's Greatest 3D Chat!! <--- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tripsis Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Me (alching in red phat in bank) Noob (nearby) Noob: Hey can I have 300k so I can buy a whip? Me: No, why don't you go make your own money? Rc nats or something.. Noob: Because I don't have any money. C'mon your hat is like 250m, just give me 300k. It's like 1/1000th of that! Me: So you want me to go out, sell my phat just for you, and then give you 1/1000th of what I sold it for? Noob: No, just give me 300k. C'mon, I got scammed. Me: Well the way I see it, whenever you get scammed, it is always some how your fault. Noob: It wasn't my fault, I just wasn't paying much attention. Me: Exactly, you were careless and a bit stupid, I must say, and therefore got scammed. Noob: I'm not stupid, I'm a straight A+ student and I work for the government. Me: And you're in highschool...? Noob: Yes Me: So the government, of all people, decided to hire someone still in high school, instead of the numerous college graduates with degrees...? Noob: Yes, my dad is the boss. Me: Oh so you and your dad work together for the government.. How sweet.. Noob: Actually I'm not a straight A+ student. I get As and Bs. Me: Oh looky here, we have an honest liar. Noob: I'm not a liar, I was just kidding. My dad really does work for the government though. Me: Oh yes, of course.. And you work for the government too as well then? Noob: No, lol. My dad does though. --- Cutting it short, it gets a little repedative :roll: But you get the point :P - 99 fletching | 99 thieving | 99 construction | 99 herblore | 99 smithing | 99 woodcutting - - 99 runecrafting - 99 prayer - 125 combat - 95 farming - - Blog - DeviantART - Book Reviews & Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abgar Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 This is not a funny story but anyway... I was pking with my pure mage and i had a team mate, later on my mate died... This was what happened: me: u died? my mate: **** bser!!! me: what?!?! i didnt bs u my mate: give my stuff back or ill report u! me: report me? for what? my mate: give my stuff back or my friend will report u, hes a mod!! me: ok... (i didnt mean that i would give hes stuff back, i didnt even get his stuff) my mate: he will get u banned easely I was quiet for a while and so was he... but then: my mate: ok u dont have to give my stuff back only the chaos runes me: I didnt even get any of ur stuff! I think he got scared because he knew I was right (using ur power wrong as a mod isnt acceptable :shame: , i think :D ) and then he just log out so i couldnt report him. I was going to report him but i didnt know what i would teport him for so i couldnt do it. This was one of my noob memories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkginger Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 OK, so I've only been playing for just over a week, but I've had my fair share of bizarre conversations.... Him: How old are you? Me: 47 [hadn't read the rule abouit sharing personal info at that point] Him: 47? Really? I'm 13 Me: I remember 13 Him: Are you married? Me: Yes Him: Do you have a really bad ***life or something? Me: No, I have a husband who is addicted to gaming... Him: I'm not really 13, I'm 21, but said I was 13 becoz I thought only kids played this game... Now I feel like the world's oldest player.... am I? Jo (16 on the inside!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dTwizy Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Seeing as you can't share personal information, you wont find out if you're the oldest player. My noob encounter: It was just any normal day on RS before... Noob: yo yo mon, can i hav sum free st00f Me: no, u cant hav any free "st00f" Noob: oh, well can i hav sum free stuff then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonus_malus Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Now I feel like the world's oldest player.... am I? Nope, not by far. I know older ones (I myself am 42, father, two kids who play :D, wife who doesn't :( ) Semper in excremento, sole profundum qui variat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armadillo48 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 i'm in an adult clan and believe me there are plenty of folk older than u :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airegorne Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Mines pretty basic. I'm alching in Varrok, and a noob comes up to me and says, "Are you using a mortar and pestle?" Totally random! :XD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claytonius3 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 I just had a lvl 3 follow me out of falador spamming "need fr33 f0d plz!!1" n00b: need fr33 noob f00d plz!!1 n00b: am going white wolf mountain! me: no (Just Because I hate it when people speak leet) n00b: plzzz n33d food me: go kill a chicken n00b: you give food/ me: no me: cook it yourself n00b: i cant me: yes you can n00b: no i cant cook me: anyone can cook me: (explaining how to cook) n00b: you give me food? at this point a highway man (lvl 5) started attacking him n00b: need food plzzzzz (the n00b was simultaneously begging and running in circles to escape the highwayman) n00b: im doing white mountain need fooood me: no me: he's going to kill you unless you leave me alone n00b: no he wont ima win me: he's going to kill you me: ... me: you are about to die! run away if you want to live! at this point he took my advice and ran away, still spamming "need fr33 food plzzzz" ... ... i watched my radar, and his run energy ran out. the yellow dot followed the white dot, and then the white dot disappeared. i rofl'd and rofl'd and rofl'd and then went to see what he dropped. It must be my lucky day. he dropped....*GASP* a bronze pick. Lucky me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonpower1 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 He said it in dutch but..for u guys..(ain't i'm nice? :P ) I'll typ it in english... Noob: Mum Me: ?? Noob: Mum Me: wth? Noob: be my mummy? Me: huh? Noob: do you want to be my mummy? Me: *dissapears in the temple* The Death AngelsMore info visit: http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=650075 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nezikchened Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Lol, my noob story : I was going to falador and sell some stuff including a yellow partyhat i had on. Then this 119 level guy comes to me asking what it was : 119 : What's that crown, are you a jagex mod? Me : No, it's a partyhat, don't you know these things? 119 : Can I buy it? I'll give 500K for it. That's all I've got. (It was 19M at the time) Me : No thanks. I'm selling it for a lot more. 119 : Oh come on. Don't be a fool. Jagex mods can regenerate partyhats. You can too because you have one. Me : Oh please, stop joking around and go do something useful. 119 : GOD! I HATE STUCK UP NOOBS! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuziAngel Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 I was walking around with my overgrown cat when someone said to me: "Nice dog" Hmmm...... The Poison Fairy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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