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It's funny to see that I'm probably one of the richest person in runescape even though I haven't played for 3 years...

 

 

 

I have 4 FULL sets of party hats, 18 santa hats and 21 masks on my old character :D

 

 

 

How much could I approximately get from all of these?

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It's funny to see that I'm probably one of the richest person in runescape even though I haven't played for 3 years...

 

 

 

I have 4 FULL sets of party hats, 18 santa hats and 21 masks on my old character :D

 

 

 

How much could I approximately get from all of these?

 

 

 

I hope that was teh noob comment..

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i was mining iron and i was beating this noob everytime and heres what he said

 

 

 

noob: leave!!

 

Me: why?

 

Noob: cause i said!!!

 

Me: just go deeper into mine theres more rocks.

 

noob: reported!

 

Me: For what?

 

noob: not sharing

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I guess when he clicked the report abuse button he saw the account sharing and thought it not sharing.

My carbon footprint is bigger than yours...and you know what they say about big feet.

 

These are the times that try mens souls...
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I was in a bad mood once because my I lost my gf so I got on my pure and started owning. There was this one noob that I attacked and in 4 hits he died. He dropped like bronze helmet and some shrimp. I pmed him and told him to come back and I'll give back his stuff. He was so happy and he ran back I told him to come to the level 4 wildy that's where I was I gave back his stuff and right when he was about to leave I snared him and maged him to death. He pmed me saying reported for bug abuse!!! :thumbsup:

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Yeah it was immature. I at least tell them what it is.

 

 

 

Anyhow:

 

 

 

Please note that I think god armour is a complete waste except on f2p. Rockshell over any runite any day ftw!

 

 

 

Him:Like my zammy helm?

 

Me (On my skill pure):No, I think god armour is a waste of resources.

 

Him:Like my zammy helm?

 

Me:No, god armour looks stupid without whole set.

 

Him:Like my zammy helm?

 

Me:You must have chat off...

 

Him:I don't have chat off. Like my zammy helm?

 

Me:Open your eyes! I think god armour is lame!

 

Him:It's not god armour it's zammy, noob.

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Yeah it was immature. I at least tell them what it is.

 

 

 

Anyhow:

 

 

 

Please note that I think god armour is a complete waste except on f2p. Rockshell over any runite any day ftw!

 

 

 

Him:Like my zammy helm?

 

Me (On my skill pure):No, I think god armour is a waste of resources.

 

Him:Like my zammy helm?

 

Me:No, god armour looks stupid without whole set.

 

Him:Like my zammy helm?

 

Me:You must have chat off...

 

Him:I don't have chat off. Like my zammy helm?

 

Me:Open your eyes! I think god armour is lame!

 

Him:It's not god armour it's zammy, noob.

 

 

 

God you're up yourself :wall: He probably worked alot for that helm, could have just said it's cool instead of arguing with him and saying it's stupid :? You say god armour is pointless yet you like Rockshell which is just runite with a different look for twice the price? :roll: You people are worse than the so called 'noobs' you're insulting.

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just happened to me.(I am in free to spend time with my best friend with my d b axe)

 

 

 

noob:nice mith axe

 

me:its dragon

 

noob:no they are mith

 

me:no they are dragon noob

 

noob:then show me in trade

 

me:they are untradeable in f2p

 

noob:i buy it for 2m

 

me:u dont have that mch noob

 

noob:my main is zezima and i have 10000billion

 

me:sure u are

 

noob:wait here i will get my main

 

me:ok

 

 

 

 

 

he never came back....

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just happened to me.(I am in free to spend time with my best friend with my d b axe)

 

 

 

noob:nice mith axe

 

me:its dragon

 

noob:no they are mith

 

me:no they are dragon noob

 

noob:then show me in trade

 

me:they are untradeable in f2p

 

noob:i buy it for 2m

 

me:u dont have that mch noob

 

noob:my main is zezima and i have 10000billion

 

me:sure u are

 

noob:wait here i will get my main

 

me:ok

 

 

 

 

 

he never came back....

 

 

 

i think your the only noob there, dragon pick axe? get real.

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What has this tread turned into....

 

 

 

I have one ( need to know about World War I for this to be funny)

 

 

 

Him: It is me bismarck

 

Me:??

 

HIm I have returned, but WT F did they do to Germany.

 

Me:??

 

HIm: I tell them not to get suked up into a 2 fronted war. What

 

ME: Again ??

 

HIm: do they end up doing, they get into a 2 fronted war.

 

ME: are you high? ( I seriously 100% thought he was)

 

H\im, No, **** Germany, even though i ruled it

 

Him: **** the guy that dethroned me

 

Him: I hate you, you destroyed german pride.

 

(Then he ran off)

 

 

 

I seriously laughed for 20 minutes.

 

 

 

Note if you have no idea about WWI, you won't get it.)

 

 

 

If i feel generous, I will ost a summary later

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What has this tread turned into....

 

 

 

I have one ( need to know about World War I for this to be funny)

 

 

 

Him: It is me bismarck

 

Me:??

 

HIm I have returned, but WT F did they do to Germany.

 

Me:??

 

HIm: I tell them not to get suked up into a 2 fronted war. What

 

ME: Again ??

 

HIm: do they end up doing, they get into a 2 fronted war.

 

ME: are you high? ( I seriously 100% thought he was)

 

H\im, No, **** Germany, even though i ruled it

 

Him: **** the guy that dethroned me

 

Him: I hate you, you destroyed german pride.

 

(Then he ran off)

 

 

 

I seriously laughed for 20 minutes.

 

 

 

Note if you have no idea about WWI, you won't get it.)

 

 

 

If i feel generous, I will ost a summary later

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THATS a good one. not too funny but just hella random.

My carbon footprint is bigger than yours...and you know what they say about big feet.

 

These are the times that try mens souls...
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som guy i added wen we wer both lvl 3s. he messages me about 1 month l8er saying...

 

 

 

Him:hi wat u doin?

 

Me:mage trainin

 

Him:cool wats ure mage

 

me:31, ures?

 

Him:i could train ure mage.

 

Me: i can do it myself and how wud u do it anyways?

 

Him:giv me ure password and ill giv u 100k and loads of runes.

 

Me:wats ure mage lvl?

 

Him:97

 

 

 

mayb not funny but still nooby. <.<

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just happened to me.(I am in free to spend time with my best friend with my d b axe)

 

 

 

noob:nice mith axe

 

me:its dragon

 

noob:no they are mith

 

me:no they are dragon noob

 

noob:then show me in trade

 

me:they are untradeable in f2p

 

noob:i buy it for 2m

 

me:u dont have that mch noob

 

noob:my main is zezima and i have 10000billion

 

me:sure u are

 

noob:wait here i will get my main

 

me:ok

 

 

 

 

 

he never came back....

 

 

 

 

 

i think your the only noob there, dragon pick axe? get real.

 

 

 

Wat u on about sayin hes the noob. he sed d b axe. if u cant figure it out it means dragon battle axe!

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I saw that a while ago. A noob lvl 55 was wearing full sara and was fishing at Karamja's dock (which is the best place to find noobs quotes).

 

 

 

Noob: Selling my sara for 500k! (keep spamming that for about 3 minutes and a lot of people trying to trade him)

 

Then he said: Everybody say hi to my lobster pet Sara!!

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I saw that a while ago. A noob lvl 55 was wearing full sara and was fishing at Karamja's dock (which is the best place to find noobs quotes).

 

 

 

Noob: Selling my sara for 500k! (keep spamming that for about 3 minutes and a lot of people trying to trade him)

 

Then he said: Everybody say hi to my lobster pet Sara!!

 

 

 

Hes not noob! hes funny! :D

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i have 1 that was next to zamorak templae near wilderness and goblin village

 

 

 

noob: hi

 

me: hi

 

noob: can i be yoour best friend?

 

me: errrr... no

 

noob: why cant I

 

me: i dont even know you!

 

noob: then can i have your full rune?

 

me: for 210k yes.

 

noob: i have 7k

 

me: good on you though u cant buy the full rune cause ull need 30 times more than that

 

noob: give me it or else... ill report u for item scamming

 

me: lol

 

noob: (starts counting) 5,4,3,2,1

 

me: yawn

 

noob: reported (he didnt as i didnt get any messege from jagex)

 

me: watever

 

noobs goes up to a dude in full addy and does the same and reports him and I watch.

 

me: lol you are just plain funny and i reported you for misuing report system!

 

noob: starts swearing his head off.

 

me: reported for swearing.

 

the noob has no chioce to go into another account and try to scam me by PMing me but that 1 gets reported for scamming (he said ill god trim your runite armour)

 

that was priceless! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

my way to stop a noob is by to question them something that they dont know and they end up going ummmmmmm..... :XD:

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