The ignorance of some noobs is remarkable, especially given that the online community has an abundance of runescape knowledge available. I generally ignore most of them, but sometimes I just can't help myself. Here are some of my better moments. I wish I'd taken screenshots of these conversations. Since I didn't, I'll have to paraphrase. I was in the Varrock sewers killing measly skeletons for a slayer re-assignment (thanks, Turael) when this level-38 strolls in... noob: Can i have wep? me: I can sell you a weapon. Noob: Can i have free? me: Nope. Noob: Why u kill these? Noob: Moss giants are better. me: Moss giants don't drop howitzer shells. me: Skeletons _do_ drop howitzer shells. Noob: Can i have wep? me: Sorry, the only extra weapon i have is a howitzer. me: You're not at a high enough level to wield a howitzer. Noob: Oh. And away he went... Another time, I had a goblin following me as part of a quest (those who've completed it know which one I'm talking about) and I had several folks ask me how I got the goblin to follow me around. The first several received a clear, definitive answer, but I got tired of explaining myself and just went about my business while ignoring most people's questions. One guy wouldn't stop following me. He tagged along for a good 4-5 minutes, pestering away... noob: How u get that to follow u? Noob: How u get that? Noob: How u get that? Noob: How u get goblin? Noob: How u get? Noob: How u get? (4-5 minutes later) Noob: How u get? me: You can buy them at the goblin store in Varrock. Noob: How much r they? me: 2k for the basic model. Noob: Kk. Thx. And off he ran, in the direction of Varrock. Another day, I was killing dogs in McGrubor's Wood as part of another slayer re-assignment (thanks again, Turael), when this dude stops at the other side of the fence. Noob: Wat u get? me: ? me: Get what? Noob: Wat u get from killing them? me: Demon-summoning cards. Noob: Can i have some? me: Nope, sorry dude. I need them for a quest. Noob. Kk And he went along on his merry way...