My favourite noob session of all time? Noob : Selling 3 coals!!!!!! Me : How much per coal? Noob : 80gp each! They're rare! Me : Oh...Right, well, I'll buy them. Noob: WOW! Rich man! *trade offer accepted* Noob : Haha, they're worth 90 each! lmao, haha, noob, haha *I open up the trade window, and show him 898k and 1500coal.* Noob : HACK!!!!!! REPORTED!1!1!11!1!!!! Me : Cool, got any iron ore? Noob : Yes, 15 gp each, they're rare too. Another? Sure. Me : Buying iron ore Complete idiot : How much you buying for? Me : 100gp each Complete idiot : They're only worth 10gp each noob! Me : Right. I think I might just go stand over here... Complete idiot : I'll sell you iron ore Me : How much per ore? Complete idiot : 5gp each? Me: Done Complete idiot : I'm zezoma btw. SAY WHAT?!?! I rest my case.
