reanimationk Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 noob: i could own you wit my maine!!!!!!!!11111 me: What level is it? noob: 200 me: Your combat level can't go that high noob: tehn how high can it go?! me: 126 noob: then my main is 126 me: noob... Now I'm not saying she's a golddigger, but she ain't messing with no broke skiller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoingUnder Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 darn nvm i am a paint noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoopster211 Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 yeah! in soviet russia, egg eats you!!! You said it wrong... it should have been: In Soviet Russia, egg morph YOU! [/bads] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aoe325 Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 and a noob noob... Yeah it can look stupid, but u can see this as a nice Role Player Im not calling someone noob for being nice Quest cape obtained at combat level 83, march 07. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoingUnder Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Some guy claiming to know me -.- Yes, the other conversation was private.. i am a paint noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deuteronomy_af Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Here, I got 2 stories. Noob:Can I have 200k? Me:No Noob:Can I have 100k? Me:No *Me attacks a guard, he keeps on following* Noob:Can I have 50k? Me:No Noob:Reported for Item Scamming :| Different Story Noob:Giving away red helm with two white [bleep]es! Me, along with a lot of other people follow. Level 74:Scam, most probably Other Dude (Forgot Level):Yeah Noob:Shut up! Me:Scammer Noob:So what? Lol "Dr. Lutzka, Dr. Lutzka, He's a fake!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ss_J9_Goten Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 I had this conversation once Scammer (in pm): Hello. I'm part of Jagex staff, and you have been picked to receive free lifetime membership and 1 Mil gp. Me (playing along): Ok. How do I receive this prize? Scammer: Excellent! Now all we need is your pas Me: My ******** (blanked out word is password)? Scammer: Excuse me! Me: My pas is "lol your reported" Scammer: Kool Frankly, I'm surprised people can be that stupid. Well, actually, I'm not :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axelon Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 A while back my cousin my cousin and I were mining coal together to pass the time. My cousin, a boy with a female character, managed to get hacked while we were mining. Someone logs him off. Five seconds later the character comes back on and I had this conversation with the hacker. Me: "Hey, welcome back." Hacker: "Hey." Me: "What happened?" Hacker:" My internet lagged to much so it logged me off." My cousin has broadband. Me:" What?!? How?" Hacker:"I dunno." Hacker:" Wann be my bf?" Me:" What?!?!?!?!? Sicko!" Hacker: "What, are you gay or something?!?" Its then I realized it was not my cousin. Me:"Wow, that took like 2 minutes." Hacker:"What do you mean?" Me:"I'm talking to the real owner of that account on the phone, right now." Hacker:" I'm reporting you!" Me: "Sorry, I just changed his password and recovery questions." Hacker: "What are you talking about sexy?, don't you want to be my bf?" -Reported Hacker.- Me:"The owner of that account is 11. I' not a pedofile. " Hacker:" But I'm 18, I swear!" Me:"Secondly, the owner is my cousin. And I'm not a fan of sodomy." The hacker ran off, but I followed him. Me: "Thirdly, the owner is a boy. And, no, I'm not gay." Hacker logged off, 40 seconds later my cousin logs back on. Cousin:" I wodner who that was." Me: "i dunno, but Jagex has his IP. :P " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pi_stoff Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 I was watching my son play on our computer downstairs. This chap for some reason was following him calling him all sorts of names avoiding the censor, there were about 7 or 8 strong swear words. my son got fed up and typed go away sucker and of course the censor removed the suck part. The chap following quickly said reported noob. I tried to get my son to type "thanks that will save me doing it", but he wouldnt. A time I was in the essence mine mining away and a level 73 comes up to me and asks me what I was mining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miguelitoux Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 noob: hey which gloves are that? me: barrows (6) noob: i have dragon (4) me: wtf is (4) supposed to be? noob: the charges left me: lmfao u idiot noob, (6) means devil face in msn, get away lol! noob: no they have charge *i tele* Which FF Character Are You? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos_Reborn Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 I've taken screenshots of when a guy pretends to be a girl and calls me nice names, just to try and win my heart. The question is, is she trying to win my heart, or win my money? For Love or Money? Visit my Runescape comedy website, based on in-game screenshots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umega Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Noob: Lord umega where you get that green dragon helmet Me: Lol its a green halloween mask :lol: No longer playing Runescape, I caught the WoW bug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatshepsutLecter Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 while cutting yews next to catherby: me: buying 300 yew logs person:im selling. follow to bank me: will you take sharks for them? person: how many? me: 90 person: hmm..... me: they are worth the same as the logs person: ok me: -goes and gets 90 sharks to trade and goes back- me: person, you ready to trade person: i didnt say yes. -.- me: ok and yes can mean the same thing you know -.- person: whatever nub :wall: :wall: :wall: The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI.First Dragon Drop 5/6/2006 -Dragon Med from Bronze Dragon :DFirst Barrows Item From Chest 2/20/2007 - Verac's Brassard :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos_Reborn Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 while cutting yews next to catherby: me: buying 300 yew logs person:im selling. follow to bank me: will you take sharks for them? person: how many? me: 90 person: hmm..... me: they are worth the same as the logs person: ok me: -goes and gets 90 sharks to trade and goes back- me: person, you ready to trade person: i didnt say yes. -.- me: ok and yes can mean the same thing you know -.- person: whatever nub :wall: :wall: :wall: :-s not something funny, just misunderstanding each other... the "nub" part was somewhat rude though :cry: Visit my Runescape comedy website, based on in-game screenshots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXAbyssalXx Posted June 26, 2006 Author Share Posted June 26, 2006 =D> LOl! Some of thse actually made me ROFL! :lol: |Noobs :roll:|Ebaums steals! :evil:|Go Stephie! :mrgreen:|http:// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoingUnder Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 I dont think this is particularly funny .. just a guy being a bit miffy edit. wrong one let me find the right one i am a paint noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THIS_FooL Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 *Some high level guy teles* nub: omg omg!!!11! me: what?!? nub: that purple bubble just ate him up! LOL. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noobish111 Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Just cause I have full rune and I'm level 56, people ask for "Phr33 st00f pl0z 0r I will h4xz0r u 2 bits!!!!!!11111" :notalk: Ex-Runescaper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodveld Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 I dont think this is particularly funny .. just a guy being a bit miffy edit. wrong one let me find the right oneI love the chat that you are having with the other guy, the one whose name you didn't censor XD!!! :^_^: I drew that smilie, btw, along with a few more used by this site.Classic bloodveld for lyph3! Although I do like the new ones.Like a ninja, here I was, gone I am now.BUT! I may be back! Add my new account, Dr Bloodveld! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cky021 Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 a bit off topic but wat does rofl mean???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodveld Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 a bit off topic but wat does rofl mean????rolling on [the] floor laughing :^_^: I drew that smilie, btw, along with a few more used by this site.Classic bloodveld for lyph3! Although I do like the new ones.Like a ninja, here I was, gone I am now.BUT! I may be back! Add my new account, Dr Bloodveld! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cky021 Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 ty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoingUnder Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 I dont think this is particularly funny .. just a guy being a bit miffy edit. wrong one let me find the right oneI love the chat that you are having with the other guy, the one whose name you didn't censor XD!!! Erm lmao, it's a girl not a guy :P Yes you figuired it out right. I'm ... i am a paint noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild_goat_14 Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 lol ur argueong abotu what conversation is stupider........ I shall take my flock underneath my own wing, and kick them right the [bleep] out of the tree. If they were meant to fly, they won't break their necks on the concrete.So, what is 1.111... equal to?10/9. Please don't continue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovecuttingyews Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 I have had about a gazzilion people pm me saying that I am their long lost love and they gave me 500k in the past and they need it back....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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