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noob: i could own you wit my maine!!!!!!!!11111

 

me: What level is it?

 

noob: 200

 

me: Your combat level can't go that high

 

noob: tehn how high can it go?!

 

me: 126

 

noob: then my main is 126

 

me: noob...


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Now I'm not saying she's a golddigger, but she ain't messing with no broke skiller.

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and a noob noob...

 

 

 

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Yeah it can look stupid, but u can see this as a nice Role Player

 

Im not calling someone noob for being nice


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Some guy claiming to know me -.-

 

 

 

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Yes, the other conversation was private..


i am a paint noob

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Here, I got 2 stories.

 

 

 

Noob:Can I have 200k?

 

Me:No

 

Noob:Can I have 100k?

 

Me:No

 

*Me attacks a guard, he keeps on following*

 

Noob:Can I have 50k?

 

Me:No

 

Noob:Reported for Item Scamming

 

 

 

:|

 

 

 

Different Story

 

 

 

Noob:Giving away red helm with two white [bleep]es!

 

Me, along with a lot of other people follow.

 

Level 74:Scam, most probably

 

Other Dude (Forgot Level):Yeah

 

Noob:Shut up!

 

Me:Scammer

 

Noob:So what?

 

 

 

Lol


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I had this conversation once

 

 

 

Scammer (in pm): Hello. I'm part of Jagex staff, and you have been picked to receive free lifetime membership and 1 Mil gp.

 

Me (playing along): Ok. How do I receive this prize?

 

Scammer: Excellent! Now all we need is your pas

 

Me: My ******** (blanked out word is password)?

 

Scammer: Excuse me!

 

Me: My pas is "lol your reported"

 

Scammer: Kool

 

 

 

Frankly, I'm surprised people can be that stupid. Well, actually, I'm not :wink:

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A while back my cousin my cousin and I were mining coal together to pass the time.

 

 

 

My cousin, a boy with a female character, managed to get hacked while we were mining. Someone logs him off. Five seconds later the character comes back on and I had this conversation with the hacker.

 

 

 

Me: "Hey, welcome back."

 

Hacker: "Hey."

 

Me: "What happened?"

 

Hacker:" My internet lagged to much so it logged me off."

 

 

 

My cousin has broadband.

 

 

 

Me:" What?!? How?"

 

Hacker:"I dunno."

 

Hacker:" Wann be my bf?"

 

Me:" What?!?!?!?!? Sicko!"

 

Hacker: "What, are you gay or something?!?"

 

 

 

Its then I realized it was not my cousin.

 

 

 

Me:"Wow, that took like 2 minutes."

 

Hacker:"What do you mean?"

 

Me:"I'm talking to the real owner of that account on the phone, right now."

 

Hacker:" I'm reporting you!"

 

Me: "Sorry, I just changed his password and recovery questions."

 

Hacker: "What are you talking about sexy?, don't you want to be my bf?"

 

-Reported Hacker.-

 

Me:"The owner of that account is 11. I' not a pedofile. "

 

Hacker:" But I'm 18, I swear!"

 

Me:"Secondly, the owner is my cousin. And I'm not a fan of sodomy."

 

 

 

The hacker ran off, but I followed him.

 

 

 

Me: "Thirdly, the owner is a boy. And, no, I'm not gay."

 

 

 

Hacker logged off, 40 seconds later my cousin logs back on.

 

 

 

Cousin:" I wodner who that was."

 

Me: "i dunno, but Jagex has his IP. :P "

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I was watching my son play on our computer downstairs.

 

 

 

This chap for some reason was following him calling him all sorts of names avoiding the censor, there were about 7 or 8 strong swear words.

 

 

 

my son got fed up and typed

 

 

 

go away sucker and of course the censor removed the suck part.

 

 

 

The chap following quickly said reported noob.

 

 

 

I tried to get my son to type "thanks that will save me doing it", but he wouldnt.

 

 

 

 

 

A time I was in the essence mine mining away and a level 73 comes up to me and asks me what I was mining.

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noob: hey which gloves are that?

 

me: barrows (6)

 

noob: i have dragon (4)

 

me: wtf is (4) supposed to be?

 

noob: the charges left

 

me: lmfao u idiot noob, (6) means devil face in msn, get away lol!

 

noob: no they have charge

 

*i tele*

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Noob: Lord umega where you get that green dragon helmet

 

Me: Lol its a green halloween mask

 

 

 

:lol:


No longer playing Runescape, I caught the WoW bug.

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while cutting yews next to catherby:

 

 

 

me: buying 300 yew logs

 

person:im selling. follow to bank

 

me: will you take sharks for them?

 

person: how many?

 

me: 90

 

person: hmm.....

 

me: they are worth the same as the logs

 

person: ok

 

me: -goes and gets 90 sharks to trade and goes back-

 

me: person, you ready to trade

 

person: i didnt say yes. -.-

 

me: ok and yes can mean the same thing you know -.-

 

person: whatever nub

 

 

 

:wall: :wall: :wall:


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while cutting yews next to catherby:

 

 

 

me: buying 300 yew logs

 

person:im selling. follow to bank

 

me: will you take sharks for them?

 

person: how many?

 

me: 90

 

person: hmm.....

 

me: they are worth the same as the logs

 

person: ok

 

me: -goes and gets 90 sharks to trade and goes back-

 

me: person, you ready to trade

 

person: i didnt say yes. -.-

 

me: ok and yes can mean the same thing you know -.-

 

person: whatever nub

 

 

 

:wall: :wall: :wall:

 

 

 

:-s not something funny, just misunderstanding each other... the "nub" part was somewhat rude though :cry:

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I dont think this is particularly funny .. just a guy being a bit miffy

 

 

 

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edit. wrong one let me find the right one


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*Some high level guy teles*

 

nub: omg omg!!!11!

 

me: what?!?

 

nub: that purple bubble just ate him up!

 

 

 

LOL. :lol:


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Just cause I have full rune and I'm level 56, people ask for "Phr33 st00f pl0z 0r I will h4xz0r u 2 bits!!!!!!11111" :notalk:


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I dont think this is particularly funny .. just a guy being a bit miffy

 

 

 

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edit. wrong one let me find the right one

I love the chat that you are having with the other guy, the one whose name you didn't censor XD!!!

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:^_^: I drew that smilie, btw, along with a few more used by this site.

Classic bloodveld for lyph3! Although I do like the new ones.

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BUT! I may be back! Add my new account, Dr Bloodveld!

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a bit off topic

 

but wat does rofl mean????

rolling on [the] floor laughing

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Classic bloodveld for lyph3! Although I do like the new ones.

Like a ninja, here I was, gone I am now.

BUT! I may be back! Add my new account, Dr Bloodveld!

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I dont think this is particularly funny .. just a guy being a bit miffy

 

 

 

noobconvo9fk.th.png

 

 

 

edit. wrong one let me find the right one

I love the chat that you are having with the other guy, the one whose name you didn't censor XD!!!

 

 

 

Erm lmao, it's a girl not a guy :P Yes you figuired it out right. I'm ...


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lol ur argueong abotu what conversation is stupider........


I shall take my flock underneath my own wing, and kick them right the [bleep] out of the tree. If they were meant to fly, they won't break their necks on the concrete.
So, what is 1.111... equal to?

10/9.

 

Please don't continue.

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I have had about a gazzilion people pm me saying that I am their long lost love and they gave me 500k in the past and they need it back.......

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