moonman190

I'm Jewish, and thus forth believe in Moses, not "Jeses"

Hello, I am a caring person of RuneScape, wishing to get a little profit off of Pest Control. Not only that but people have stopped playing. Please join me in World 131 at 7:00 Eastern Time Happening Today! Monday the 19th I'm already there if anyone would like to come.... OTHER TIMES 11:00 PM GMT 4:00 PM (Califorina) 3:00 PM (Mountain Time) 2:00 PM (Centeral Time)

That was Rune Mysteries, and in the basement there was a skull in an isolated room, and when you picked it up a skeleton magically appeared. You had to use the skull for something, I can't remember. He, the W.O.M., is dumb and empty minded enough to allow the ring of charos work on him. Although he unlocked it and said the empty-minded ones can be fooled, he can too. And I was serious about the penguin thing. I mean, how could this nice, kindly old man turn into a deranged, bank robbing maniac, bent on destroying something in the Wizard's Tower? I think the thing on his desk, the "transport" as he believes it to be, is some kind of blimp that penguins can fly. They're the only things small enough to fit on it, right? Maybe penguins have been slowly staging an escape from the Penguin Island and they're hiding themselves among Runescape in preparation for a large-scale attack? Maybe in the course of these preparations, a penguin transport went down and WOM found it and put it on his desk. Maybe there was still a penguin in the transport. Penguins have had tons of time on their little island to build an advanced society, possibly with superior brain capacities that allow them to control people's minds. When WOM found the transport, there was probably a single survivor of the crash, who used its mind control to force the WOM to hide it in his house. To gain materials for their attack, the penguin is controlling WOM to get players to get supplies for the penguin attack. Think about this: The man sacked the Draynor Bank, and all he did was cover some things in gold? What do gold bars cost, about 700 gps? An entire bank probably had about 20-30 million gps in there, that couldn't have been all he used the money on. Perhaps most of the money went back to the penguins, who are using it to buy more materials for their conquest, or to pay the members who do errands for WOM (actually the penguins). Also consider this: When you're a member and you do errands for WOM (actually the penguins), sometimes he'll give you a bunch of runes. Why would somebody who is running short of runes, as he claims, give out lots of free runes to people who run errands for him? Perhaps he doesn't realize that the penguins are using his runes to pay players, and he thinks he's just running low? It's possible that every so often there's a lapse in the mind control where WOM goes back to normal, and maybe that's when he asks members to "kill the monster under his bed," which is actually a penguin hiding, and WOM is asking the player to free him from mind control...

Anyone who wants to... Come to the Sq'irk Gardens. World 111 After the Freak Train

Tricking players too trade people in the wilderness while somebody else kills them. Sounds bannable to me. To draw to the lure; hence, to allure or invite by means of anything that promises pleasure or advantage; to entice; to attract. Dictionary.net

Nice guide... looked time consuming... probably hard getting a picture exactly before the yellow 'X' disappeared... Overall a great guide. Looking forward to at least one other guide, if it isn't that time consuming.

The clue is listed under "Shiver me Timbers" although that isn't shown until trying to open the drawers that the clue leads you to.

"Search the upstairs drawers of a house in a village where pirates are known to have a good time" I'm guessing it's Brimhaven but I need to know where(which house)

Found it!