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noob:selling my account 1000000000000000000000000k me:dude theres no such thing... noob: you just dont have that much you (BEEP) nub! me:well your a noob noob noob:your a (BEEP)en (BEEP) you little (BEEP)en nub! me:have fun being banned noob(with short turm memory loss):selling my account 1000000000000000000000000000k

then id be the only one (lol) what if pokemon were real but killed every human they meet?

the button says "error, unknown entrance detected" and blows you up *inserts a card that has a picture of 1m gp on it and presses the black button*

the mastercard gets so much power it explodes and you get cought in the blast *inserts my nintendo ds and presses the button that says "get a free game for any game console!"*

you get a strawberry ice cream cone with dog shampoo on it and you eat it and die in a sparkly explision *inserts my pointer finger and presses the botton with my head on it on it*

L-O-L that is hilarios, anyway, heres mine: noob:buying lvl 123 account 5gp me:reported noob:buying lvl 123account 5gp (says it about a million times) me(pm): reported you dumb noob noob:reported for jagex impersanation me:lol reported for misuse of customer support noob: your a stoopid (actualywhat he said!) nub you [really long swear word] you nub me:only noobs say nub noob:ha! you said it nub me:lol noob:what you loki- (logs out from ban)

then they would go to jail and rott in it what if televisons's didn't exist?

it ends up it has the power of all the god attacks combined and you die inserts TheBlazikenMasters body

it malfunctions but makes you 10000000 years older and you die of old age inserts stilevs body

when it reads "noise" it thinks your voice box so you cant speak inserts your ear

it gets ripped to shreds insert stilevs other foot

your hand gets ripped to shreds and you have to hold things with your feet inserts card with a picture of your dead body on it

you get the gun but it kills you and the dead man comes alive and eats your dead brains and the 2 thingys (dead man A.K.A. zimbie and the living gun) go on a killing spree inserts a card that says "the one who enters this in any key pad will get $1m!!!"

your hand comes alive and kills you inserts a card that says "free $1m!!" edit:dude stop posting before me )=

you become 25 years younger and then get sepped on by a groudon and you go SPLAT! presses button with a groudon in it and slides my dad's credit card edit:too late )= edit again:nvm rofl

another groudon squishes you cuz the card didn't sprout legs presses a botton with the rs-attack symbol and slides a card wit a picture of a groudon on it (note, groudon is my fav pokemon)

a wild groudon comes and aquashes you cuz you didn't press anything presses a button that says no dieing

the picture comes alive and you see yourself pressing a button saying "die" and you and the one in the picture dies *inserts a card with a picture of a dead TheBlazikenMaster on it*

you get 1m but when you go to bank you find out someone hacked in to your account (he he) *inserts discovery card and presses the puppy button*

a charizard that smells like bananas comes out and uses flamethrower on you *inserts my dad's runescape account id and presses the button that says "login"*

lots of playing cards are shot at you randomly *inserts my dad's SUV and presses the button that has a picture of an SUV on it*

the toys come alive and kill you *inserts dads car and presses the button with a picture of a car on it

my gengar then uses recover on me and the machine kills you for making an evil man-eating kitten come out *slides card with number 0 in it and presses the button that says 0 and gets my gengar to use protect and not let his guard down*

the machine gets confused and explodes and you get cought in the blast *presses the butten that says explode and slides in my credit card and get my gengar to use protect*

you get teleported to los vages but forgot your money at home and theres a force field on the outside of los vages and you can't get out [presses button that says "love" and slides in a random credit card that was found on the ground]