Psycho_Robot

I've had spotted dick before... i had it with coke though, not pepsi

What makes you feel otherwise on the other four?

thread this [bleep].

This threading [bleep].

Its a paradox!

"My expectations are lowered so I expect even more joy when, as I expect, she says yes"

Pie you make sure you eat that broccoli. I don't want to see it in your trash can or flushed down your toilet. and why arent' you eating in the dining room?

Probably drawn in by the sheer gravitational pull of all this friendzoning.

If he was friendzoned any harder, he'd be be undergoing friendshingularity

She has performed the Writ of Friendzoning, and sacrificed a [rooster] to complete the ritual.

You [bleep]. Go get that ipod. What, are your legs broke?

Nope. Friendzone. I can already tell. Why else would you have already met her parents? You're not a romantic interest, you're a girlfriend.

you need pictures to know that sound happened?

also wits who said anything about video? Both requests are audio only. the visuals are irrelevant.

Ng = Ŋ, in case you want a badass way to write her pseudonym. Who is by the way?

Close enough.

Only if you play a song on your guitar which is comprised entirely of that sentence, repeated in varying tones and inflections.

Who's Ŋ?

Same with firefox, but its an extra step.

Lies! I bet 100% of them are kitty with some numbers after them

I have 2 insecure passwords, 1 medium password, and 1 super secure password that i use for my most important accounts.

so where do you bang them?

What if a girl does something [bleep]ty and begs to be taken upstairs? I'm sure he would oblige.

Halo... what if you bring a girl up to your room?

what if he doens't use that in any of his other passwords?