Psycho_Robot

goon

HEYYYYY GOOOOONNNNNN

OMG GOON

I'm free! -runs off into the night-

but soft... what light through yonder window breaks? it is the east, and dax is the sun. But that I were a glove upon thy hand, that I may touch thy tender cheek. There. Ham.

-presents her with a sandwich, which is as good as a bribe to grant me mercy-

I should be thankful that's all you're asking

caused by ghb

It made me faint. Mercy me.

I liked the one that you found online and made me read

I read harry potter five in five harry potters

Oh! Well shit emily you can just say it. No one here would judge you.

Why leave to read when you can read right here?

well, there's only 10 words per page

Wait, how did this surprise you? They make the sandwich right in front of you. Were you distracted by a shiny object or something? I wasn't the one who ordered it. Calm down. mebbe da tard dat orda eet sais noh lattice han noh tommatta >trusting people to order food for you >they obviously drop the ball when placing the order >blaming subway for not putting lettuce and tomatoes on it >probably didn't even tell him what veggies you wanted so he got none just to be safe

Wait, how did this surprise you? They make the sandwich right in front of you. Were you distracted by a shiny object or something?

>pie

Hey man, some people got places to be before noon

three letters for [bleep]... d. a. x.

Speaking of [garden tools], hi dax

I've suddenly lost interest. Probably some [garden tools].

Which women? Would I know them?

I agree silva, dax SHOULD go die in a hole.

Shut up dax.

hooray! now you can see all my secrets!