blaah

I like that edit better

Carlos just licked my arm.

I read the posts since when I left for a bit and all I can think is... U MAD BRO?

I'm a cancer

ahh flossers.

It's not as easy as it would seem.

HERPES

... I'd hit myself if I talked like that.

You guys.

Ohgawd, gossip.

You are all men, what else is there to discuss.

oh dear.

Oh, right.

PIKACHU And the shirt is new, I don't want to ruin it.

Well, the towel is really wet and it's getting my shirt wet. WAT DO

@ napalm: or make my breasts bounce and make me look like a fool

It's not my scalp

M y h e a d h u r t s

Well, neither of them are mature and their relationship is going to die when he goes to college at some point if he's jealous of ME. I'm female, she's gonna make friends with guys, and he's gonna make friends with girls. Duh.

Yeahh. She told me he questions whether she cares about him because I'm around so much... hello, I live across the street and friends and boyfriends don't occupy the same part of a person's heart anyway.

Yeah, last night she put on facebook "I love Jerad. He is a bigger part of my family than she will ever be." She, meaning me. I didn't know about it for like three hours when my mom asked about it since I didn't have internet. Apparently her boyfriend is jealous I'm around so much. Guys, would you tell your girlfriend to drop her friends because you thought they "compromised your happiness as a couple?" Seriously, he's a pansy.

Hi. So now everyone believes me that the best friend [former?] is actually insane. And mean.

Not much.